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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: juslight on April 13, 2004, 10:42:33 AM
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Who would win in a fight between MM and Videoholic?
VOTE NOW!!!!
Be sure to post their strengths and weaknesses.
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I just voted MM because i have no clue actually. (psst...MM told me to voted for him or otherwise he would banned me)
(me runs and hide)
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I picked Vid coz...well...mm banned me for a week. :)
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Well, mm would probably pull out a shotgun and settle the issue immediately, .... But if Vid had time to turn Log loose on him, that could turn the tables big time. Hmmmm, it\'s a tough one. :p
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That Animal Faceoff show\'s website made me want to post this thread.
http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/animalfaceoff/animalfaceoff.html
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/samwise mode
Do we have to "fight" them ?
we are in an adult store after all ;).
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yea..we could just tie them both up and put them in *gimp* costumes.
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I think MM might have the ability to intimidate and bare his teeth to scare Videoholic, but if he gets between Videoholic and his young the natural instinct to protect could kick in.
If backed into a corner in the adult store, mm could get worked into a frenzy because as we all know, he hates all movies. Videoholic, however may use a blowup doll to confuse and distract mm while he impales him with a "man-handler" dildo.
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Don\'t forget mm has a secret weapon.............................................................
CLYDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait............
vid also has a secret weapon........................................................
BIG LOG!!!!
Now this could be a close fight! ;)
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Ah, yes....
As mm recovers from the man-handler attack, he calls in his sidekick, Clyde who rips the arms off of the blow-up doll and swings at Videoholic from the rack of specialty whips. Vid starts to turn just as Clyde pounces on his back and starts to choke him with a string of beads.
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Videoholic is old, he would brake his hip before he\'d lay a punch on mm.
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mm isnt a spring flower either now. :D
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I say Vid. Vid is older, wiser and stronger. MM is a weakling :p
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i wonder if they will use any "weapons" they find to hand.
/me remembers the scene in Guy Ritchie\'s "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"... where you see how \'Hatchet\' Harry got his name.
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..... Vid motions to Big Log, who lays out a trail of banana flavored etable panties like the kid from ET. As Clyde follows the trail, eating them along the way, Vid catches his breath and tosses a pair of obese size fishnet stockings over the primate who gets tangled and enraged.
Clyde whips around and tosses poo at Videoholic as a last resort, but alas, Videoholic has raised a child of his own and has built up a tolerance to rogue poo....
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Man, I obviously need to quit my job and just patrol this site full time.
I\'ve never been in an adult porn shop so I may not even be able to get into this fight.
And if Big Log is with me in this porn shop then HRS would probably swoop down and get me for bringing him in.
Outside the store, well he\'d probably beat my ass. I have soft baby like skin and I don\'t want to get scarred.
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ooseven: "Videoholic didn\'t think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old mm to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Videoholic, when you owe.".
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Pfft, mm, Vid, who cares?
Now Clyde vs. Big Log, that\'s where the money is
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mm, wasnt it him who had to go to the army for a bit??? or was that someone else.. plus vids old and slow now, and his hands are only good for polishing his many cars
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Originally posted by kopking
plus vids old and slow now, and his hands are only good for polishing his many cars
Like the karate kid????
Wax on
Wax off
Wax on
Wax off.....................................
:)
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i dunno, maybe thats where they got that idea for the film
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mm would argue his way to winning somehow :)
EDIT: and vid would probably just crack gay jokes all the time =]
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mm can try to hax0r vid, but then vid will use his amazing sum of money and bribe mm out of it.
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SO sad. I don\'t even have any freaking money and I only have 2 cars. One is a piece of shit.
But hey, you guys think I\'m rich. More power to ya.
I have a feeling that if we were in a porn store mm would go on and on about how the japanese make the best porn films and start spouting off directors names putting me into a deep deep sleep.