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Title: Do you ampissipate?
Post by: videoholic on May 17, 2004, 12:33:40 PM
Logan takes after daddy.

I almost always flush the toilet before I am completely done.  I sometimes get cought with a little extra to deliver which makes me have to flush again, but for the most part I\'m pretty good at it.



So this brings me to Logan.

Not only does he flush before he is done, but yesterday he turned to the left and started to walk off before he was done.

Oh, the joy of parenting.

I of course beat him senseless and made him lick it up.

:bounce:
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: MPTheory on May 17, 2004, 01:01:24 PM
dude, I "pre-flush" sometimes.  I have  this weird phobia of people smellling what the MPTheory is cooking!  When I was engaged, I had to wait till she was out of the house to do my bizzznasss.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 17, 2004, 02:03:04 PM
I always pre-flush...

I don\'t want the smell of shit in my clothes.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: kopking on May 17, 2004, 02:15:13 PM
if your dont want the smell of shit in your clothes, take them off before you go to the toilet
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 17, 2004, 02:24:20 PM
No, my way works better.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Coredweller on May 17, 2004, 02:30:11 PM
OK, so where do you put the TP?  Guess you have to flush again.  Waste of water, IMO.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: videoholic on May 17, 2004, 02:32:41 PM
I wasn\'t talking about laying cable.  I was talking about de piss.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: theomen on May 17, 2004, 02:53:55 PM
I just wad up the used toilet paper and stick in my pocket until I have to go again.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 17, 2004, 03:11:49 PM
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Originally posted by Coredweller
OK, so where do you put the TP?  Guess you have to flush again.  Waste of water, IMO.



I flush twice. One mid-way, and another one towards the end.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Titan on May 17, 2004, 03:19:50 PM
I flush a few times, but only because my toilet sucks. Just what I put in can clog it. But I usually have to use a couple courtesy flushes to make sure I don\'t clog my damn toilet.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: mm on May 17, 2004, 03:52:52 PM
sometimes i dont flush at all
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Phil on May 17, 2004, 04:11:46 PM
Shouldn\'t this be a poll?

Oh and yes, yes I do.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: videoholic on May 17, 2004, 04:17:57 PM
you said poll
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Halberto on May 17, 2004, 04:56:47 PM
my friend only flushes when he as videoholic says .... "lays cable."

hes really poor
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Kimahri on May 17, 2004, 05:06:34 PM
Lol ya, I always flush before Im done...

Nothing feels better than timing the perfect flush.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: videoholic on May 17, 2004, 05:44:16 PM
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Originally posted by Kimahri
Lol ya, I always flush before Im done...

Nothing feels better than timing the perfect flush.


I agree.  You really become one with your bladder when you time the perfect flush.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 17, 2004, 05:56:29 PM
The bathroom smells exactly the way you left it. You know you\'ve accomplished something if you can do that.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Lord Nicon on May 17, 2004, 08:19:20 PM
i never flush before im done. Well at least when you gotta squat. How the hell are you just going to flush in mid shit?

:laughing: that sounds kinda funny. Almost quote worthy.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Coredweller on May 17, 2004, 09:01:22 PM
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Originally posted by Soul Reaver
The bathroom smells exactly the way you left it. You know you\'ve accomplished something if you can do that.
I believe Vid has established that we\'re not discussing the No.2.  Therefore your posts are highly disturbing.  Somehow you think the BM smell is going to invade your clothing?  :laughing: Also, flushing multiple times for a no.2 when it\'s not necessary is a waste of water.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: luckee on May 17, 2004, 10:28:53 PM
I flush several times always for a couple reasons.

The ENTIRE state of Florida has some ****in small ass toilets. Clogs are often unless the multi-flush technique is used.

I dont always want to smell my own shit.

As for what vid was actually talking about..yea sometimes I end up flushing twice b/c Im drinkin and "think" i finish, but alas, theres more.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: MPTheory on May 18, 2004, 03:31:57 AM
as for the anpissipation.. yes.  used to do that alot when I was living with roomates.  I have weird issues with people smelling / hearing me use the bathroom.  My main reason for flushing before finishing is that the sound of the toilet flushing drowns out (no pun intended) the pissing sound.  That is if its one of those toilets that doesnt have alot of ceramic exposed :)
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: JBean on May 18, 2004, 07:29:43 AM
i used to always flush before I was done pissing, when you get the timing down there isn\'t any better feeling in the world.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on May 18, 2004, 11:47:11 AM
one flush should suffice.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 18, 2004, 11:49:51 AM
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Originally posted by Coredweller
I believe Vid has established that we\'re not discussing the No.2.  Therefore your posts are highly disturbing.  Somehow you think the BM smell is going to invade your clothing?  :laughing: Also, flushing multiple times for a no.2 when it\'s not necessary is a waste of water.


Yes, I\'m self conscious when it comes to smell. I think I\'m just gonna flush the toilet for fun now.
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on May 18, 2004, 05:31:41 PM
i consider it an accomplishment and i walk out of the bathroom proud when ive clogged a toilet
Title: Do you anpissipate?
Post by: nO-One on May 18, 2004, 06:15:13 PM
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Originally posted by MPTheory
dude, I "pre-flush" sometimes.  I have  this weird phobia of people smellling what the MPTheory is cooking!  When I was engaged, I had to wait till she was out of the house to do my bizzznasss.

you know, a long time ago I had the same phobia, then I learned that a freind of mine did the exact opposite, he waited til everybody were home, closed every window in the house to make damned sure everybody knew what he was cooking.

Since then I\'ve started practicing that aswell, like Jaropkls I feel pride when I\'ve clocked the crapper.