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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on May 20, 2004, 01:37:32 PM

Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: videoholic on May 20, 2004, 01:37:32 PM: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=free_to_be_pure

OK, so like this guy isn\'t going to masterbate for a whole 40 days for religious reasons..

SOme of you girls would friggen explode.
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: Kurt Angle on May 20, 2004, 02:00:18 PM: All hail thy blue balls!
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: Titan on May 20, 2004, 02:00:34 PM: Holy crap (no pun intended). This guy is so addicted he needs to have others join in on this fast from masturbating. I was laughing my ass off at this guy.
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: THX on May 20, 2004, 02:06:28 PM: Christian site says it\'s ok to wack it (http://www.themarriagebed.com/masturbation.shtml)

Here\'s why you SHOULD, for health reasons anyway (http://www.themarriagebed.com/malephysiology.shtml)

Trust me, I did EXTENSIVE research on this. For ehh... a book report.
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 20, 2004, 02:46:47 PM: Hahahahaha Xanga....

I have one of those.

:ghey:
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: SwifDi on May 20, 2004, 05:15:35 PM: For the record...

I whack it till it breaks.
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: Lord Nicon on May 20, 2004, 05:30:20 PM: Why do that when you have a fine ass g/f?

Id be hittin them hips till they dislocate. :D

Im just messing with you
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 21, 2004, 05:14:03 AM: Because she won\'t let him.
:)
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: GmanJoe on May 21, 2004, 05:30:28 AM: BUKKAKE!
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: videoholic on May 21, 2004, 05:38:36 AM: "Next time your sitting in front of the tv, or your computer, and there\'s a naked woman that\'s about to pop up on the screen.... stop, and remember that you have the freedom to not look, and to not masterbate._ God Bless you Guys!"

"Don\'t just say it to yourself, and expect to be able to fulfill that commitment, you have to tell someone, and find someone that will join you and not masturbate for the next 40 days!"
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: ooseven on May 21, 2004, 06:12:27 AM: Quote

"Next time your sitting in front of the tv, or your computer, and there\'s a naked woman that\'s about to pop up on the screen.... stop, and remember that you have the freedom to not look, and to not masterbate._ God Bless you Guys!"

Thats it.... i am make a T shirt with that on it !

:laughing:

oh and this is going in my Sig....

Quote
Think of the seminal vesicles as two small bladders; and like the urinary bladder, they fill up.
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: MPTheory on May 21, 2004, 07:16:50 AM: this is sad: "As difficult as it is, I\'m contending not only for myself, but the men that are on this fast with me, to be strong, and beat this addiction. Let\'s do it guys! We can be holy."

I fast from masterbation all the time... Its called sex with women! Damn Im Holy!

BTW Di.. you can bet thats going on my sig!
Title: Thou Shalt Not Masterbate
Post by: MPTheory on May 21, 2004, 09:44:28 AM: SONOVA!! Im starting to feel like poeople are gonna call me the "thread ender". :(