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Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: sabrina on May 24, 2004, 01:57:08 AM

from imdb tv/movie news section..
britney spear\'s hopes of landing the role of dasiy duke
in the forthcoming movie version of  the duke of hazzard
have been dashed after bosses handed to jessica simpson\'s
wjile star britney spear\'s had express an interest in playing
the sexy  character from \'70s/\'80s tv show,singer jessica simpson
has been chosen as blonde who fill  the extra-short shorts of
original daisy duke catherine bach .simpson\'s manager father joe
tell america\'s magazine "she is really excited."simpson\'s herself
adds "I waanna wear those shorts so bad!" the film about
three redneck cousins, two corrupt public offcials and souped up
dodge charger caar,begin production this .
I have a feeling the duke hazzard movie going suck.
link http://www.imdb.com goto tv/movie news section.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: MAKAVELIUK on May 24, 2004, 04:21:37 AM

Can she even act? Because she seems completely dumb in that MTV thingy, or maybe that\'s just an act... :D

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Cyrus on May 24, 2004, 05:59:37 AM

I think Britney could totally pull of those Daisy Dukes I\'m not soo sure about simpson I mean I just search the net for 10 minutes and not once found a nice butt shot soo maybe she doesnt have what it takes to fill those shorts?

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: kopking on May 24, 2004, 10:56:35 AM

the movie will suck ass

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Titan on May 24, 2004, 11:12:57 AM

Isn\'t Daisy Duke a brunette?

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Cyrus on May 24, 2004, 11:38:06 AM

Titan they are all brunettes...

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: theomen on May 24, 2004, 11:38:07 AM

I can see Jessica as Daisy much easier than I can picture Britney.  It\'s pretty close though, I shall break the tie by having sex with both and giving the role tothe one that pleases me most.  It\'s the only fair thing to do.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: SwifDi on May 24, 2004, 12:20:20 PM

Just another movie I\'ll masturbate to.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: THX on May 24, 2004, 01:18:47 PM

Simpson has much longer legs than Spears and she won\'t have to lipsync her dialogue.  She also looks more southern than britney.

They should have gotten someone totally different, why a pop star!?

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Paul2 on May 24, 2004, 01:22:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by SwifDi
Just another movie I\'ll masturbate to.

for some reasons, I get a feeling someone is going to quote that in their signature again...

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Titan on May 24, 2004, 02:14:31 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Cyrus
Titan they are all brunettes...

I\'m talking about natural hair color :p Brittney seems blond to me at times but again, hair dye. Crazy females :p

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: SwifDi on May 24, 2004, 02:22:38 PM

I\'m getting tired of reading this as, "Simpsons beats Britney Spears ass"

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: theomen on May 24, 2004, 03:57:55 PM

could someone put the topic in english for me?

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Titan on May 24, 2004, 05:30:08 PM

Want me to kick in the old Kopking translator?

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Phil on May 24, 2004, 05:36:29 PM

Sad part is, Kopking made sense in this thread.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: (e) on May 24, 2004, 08:33:41 PM

Janet Reno should get the part.

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2FUS%2F9907%2F29%2Freno.waco%2Flink.janet.reno.jpg&hash=5bbcda1cb2c11eb1464127484022f7252b7cf2b8)

:laughing:

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: ooseven on May 24, 2004, 11:46:37 PM

I have a bet on at my local book keeper that...


britney spear\'s will feature in a Adult (softcore or hardcore) film by 2010.

Looks like i might get my pay-out at this rate :D.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Black Samurai on May 25, 2004, 12:24:39 AM

So. much. poor. grammar.....


/dies reaching for an English book to throw at someone.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Titan on May 25, 2004, 06:10:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Phil
Sad part is, Kopking made sense in this thread.

But his grammar still is horrendous.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: EmperorRob on May 27, 2004, 07:24:16 PM

I\'m not gonna see this unless they put John Schneider in it as Bo Duke.

He\'s the frickin man!  Shoot the dynamite arrows , Bo!

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Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: luckee on May 27, 2004, 09:52:01 PM

They should have used Mellissa Joan Hart (whatever) since she has the tits and ass.

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Titan on May 28, 2004, 11:15:31 AM

Quote

Originally posted by luckee
They should have used Mellissa Joan Hart (whatever) since she has the tits and ass.

:nopics:

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on May 28, 2004, 08:01:18 PM

a lot of people dont think shes hot
myself on the other hand....
yea thats usally how i do it when i see some fine ass pics of her

Title: simpson\'s beats britney spear\'s as?
Post by: clips on May 28, 2004, 09:21:14 PM

put these two shortys in it...