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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on June 06, 2004, 10:58:13 PM
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I\'m going to post true and trivial occurences that happen to me on a daily basis, and you will reply with what you would seriously do. I understand we all love to be comedians, but it would be much more insightful to see what you guys would actually do in a similiar situation. Let me warm you up with two of them:
1. You\'re at your girlfriend\'s graduation party, and a coworker and friend of both of yours is invited. Upon his arrival, he hands your girlfriend a rose with a cute little white bear (fake of course) attached to it. When you gaze closer, you notice that the bear is holding a little red heart with the words, "I love you" engraved into it. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]
2. Once again, at your girlfriend\'s graduation party. One of your really good friends (*cough*Stapler*cough*) happens to have a digital camera with him. A select few of the pictures are of the backsides of various girls that attend our school. Your friend then goes up to your girlfriend and explains to her how you took those pictures. Keep in mind, this is actually the SECOND time this friend has done this. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]
*UPDATE*
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TheStaplerRCU (12:07:53 AM): i didnt show her the pics of the girls, i showed her the pic of mr mcculloch
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:03 AM): YOU LIE
TheStaplerRCU (12:08:09 AM): seriously
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:15 AM): really?
TheStaplerRCU (12:08:44 AM): yeah it was a hell of a time trying to create an "interesting" story about that...
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD (12:08:58 AM): meh
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Ok, so he didn\'t do it a second time. But he still did it before!
More to come. Keep in mind, try and seriously reflect upon each situation and seriously explain what you would do in the situation if it were you. I would like the outside discussion to a minimum, and the comedians to not be afraid to post something with specific relevance to the thread.
Also... if the situation appears to appear vague to you and you need more details to specifically determine your personal course of action, I will do my best to aid you with as detailed of a setting as I can possibly give.
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(1) I\'d assume my girl was cheating on me, which is always highly likely.
(2) I\'d laugh.
Serious responses.
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Oh right... let me share mine.
(1) I played it cool, not going to show that it bothered me, when in reality it kind of pissed me off. I think it is extremely rude to do something like that, moreso he had to know I was going to be there. It was a kick in the face if anything.
(2) Laughed; then shifted blame on the friend.
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The whole reason I went up to Jay was to get a rise out of you :) Apparently it worked. I switched the pictures as I walked up to her.
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Hah, all I heard her say was, "Who is that?" in a very confused voice.
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1. Ask him what\'s up
2. My gf would be ok with it and ask to see the pictures (seriously) :D
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1. be cool about it, cause a girl would think you wouldn\'t trust her had you not been cool about it. (although kicking the guy in the nuts when she ain\'t watching is a good choice too ;))
2. just go with it for a while for the fun of it and then tell her the truth
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1) Ask him if he wouldn\'t mind a 3 some.. come-on lets face it she really wants his "MEAT"...more than yours...then log on here and post Ugh i am Pissed part 4 because you spent the majority of the 3 some watching this dood doing it with your girlfriend and you where forced to watch.
2) Say you took them... and its ok because your secretly ghey and you guys are allowed to do that kind of thing because it does matter because your GHEY !
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1) More important is watching to see what your girl does. No point in acting up if old girl isn\'t sweating it.
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1. You\'re at your girlfriend\'s graduation party, and a coworker and friend of both of yours is invited. Upon his arrival, he hands your girlfriend a rose with a cute little white bear (fake of course) attached to it. When you gaze closer, you notice that the bear is holding a little red heart with the words, "I love you" engraved into it. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Her reaction is just as important as anything just as Black Samurai said, but being a little jealous is ok as well. Sometimes, it can be a cute thing to girls and a symbol to show that you do care what\'s going on off and on the court if you catch my meaning. Don\'t overdo it though -- you don\'t want to seem needy and posessive. It\'s a fine line, but anyone going to ND can walk it without tipping over drunk, I\'m sure. Or not... Let us know. :)
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Important clues...That could mean that … While you wher at the party…your girlfirend and this dood wasn’t upstairs in a bedroom playing Hide the sausage.... With him spanking her naked @rse shouting "Yeah ....come get some".
1)It is important to say whether or not your girlfirend left your sight for any (long) time periods during the party.
2)Also has your girlfriend been with you up to and after the event...any changes in your sex life for example ?
3)Has she explained this incident in anyway that satisfies your fears that she wasn’t cheating on you ?
4) Has she made any excuses not to be with you ..cancelling dates and other meetings ?
5)has she aquired any more gifts that you konw for a fact wheren\'t from you ?
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1. The guy likes your GF. If you have enough faith that she would brush off his "hints", you\'re fine. If you think here feelings (especially at such a young age when girls are still searching for the best mate) can be swayed, it\'s time for you to make you\'re relationship "new" again. Sponteneaty can be fun.
2. He\'s joking. If she knows you didn\'t do it, then don\'t worry about it.
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1. Beat the living piss outta that guy for having no respect for you. I wouldn\'t do it outta jealousy, just for having no respect.
If he knew you were gonna be there, beat his ass even more. Personally, my gf would agree with me. If a guy that I knew walked up to her and gave her roses and some frigging bear. Not only does that show her he has no respect for her wishes, but he has no respect for mine. So she’d gladly let me kick his ass. If its a dood you\'re not friends with or even know. Then i\'d ignore it.
2. Tell her the truth, she doesn\'t believe you stiff shit.
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
1. Beat the living piss outta that guy for having no respect for you. I wouldn\'t do it outta jealousy, just for having no respect.
If he knew you were gonna be there, beat his ass even more. Personally, my gf would agree with me. If a guy that I knew walked up to her and gave her roses and some frigging bear. Not only does that show her he has no respect for her wishes, but he has no respect for mine. So she’d gladly let me kick his ass. If its a dood you\'re not friends with or even know. Then i\'d ignore it.
2. Tell her the truth, she doesn\'t believe you stiff shit.
Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.
Exactly …. The minute you fight over someone.. you have lost them.
If your partner truly loves you or if love is too strong a word …he/she “likes” you.
Then the attentions of another wont be an issue to your relationship.
The only time it does become an issue is if this other person don’t take the hint that you’re a happy couple and become some sort of stalker….
When that happens you should stand united and basically tell who ever it is to.. F OFF
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Originally posted by ooseven
Exactly …. The minute you fight over someone.. you have lost them.
If your partner truly loves you or if love is too strong a word …he/she “likes” you.
Then the attentions of another wont be an issue to your relationship.
The only time it does become an issue is if this other person don’t take the hint that you’re a happy couple and become some sort of stalker….
When that happens you should stand united and basically tell who ever it is to.. F OFF
Lovers always win over fighters. :p (I can fight....but only when necessary :) )
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You are going to college anyway. You aren\'t getting laid by her so it\'s not like you need to dangle her along for the summer. Just face facts. 99.5% of relationships die when you hit the college campus. I pulled that stat out of my no no place, but it\'s probably true.
So with that said. Don\'t get jealous and just have fun.
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1. walk up to your co-worker all cool like and knee him in the balls (not really hard), then wisper into his ear "Pull off a silly ass little stunt like that again and Ill cut them off next time.". And have sex with your GF.
2. Laugh
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.
woman i\'ve been with for over 5 years..If its a so called friend that did it. Hell yea.
If its a dood that i\'ve never meet or have but aren\'t friends with.. then most likely i\'d tell him to f@#k off. If he swings, then i\'d kick his ass. :)
Some things are worth fighting for.
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How the fock u have a GF for 5 years when you\'re an argumentitive computer nerd? No offense I just wanna know your secret ;)
1) If I saw it happening I go up to them and say, "What\'s this? Trying to cut in on my gf?" You know, something that can be said jokingly yet taken seriously at the same time.
2) I have no clue wtf is the problem there.
You sure you gonna make updates daily?
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Originally posted by THX
2) I have no clue wtf is the problem there.
WORD...
In fact it could be a chance to see her responce and maybe steer her towards "viewing" some of your Internet porn.
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For the first you should just ask her about it. If she gets pissed over you asking after you\'ve been together for however long, then you guys have no hope in the first place.
For the second, just make fun of him for his lack of girls till he jumps off a bridge or attacks you.
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i would just ask her about it..i\'ll probably say "what\'s up with that?" if he\'s just a co-worker & he knows of you but you cats aren\'t really kickin\' it like that then i\'d play it cool but at the same time i\'d be a little concerned...getting her a card with something like congradulations in it is cool but the teddy bear with i love you on it has some slight itimiate overtones to it...f*ck it..whoop his ass! j/k
as for the 2nd part i\'d just laugh it off nothing to get amped about...
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Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...
You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]
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2 words;
HIT IT
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We arent you thats the difference I can tell you there is no way in hell I would buy a car and not take it for a test drive before hand no mater how good the salesguy told me the car was.
1. SAY THIS EXACTLY..He brutha thats real sweet Im sure it will remind her of you as my ball sack is smacking her chin (of course the scenario was if I was you and If I was I would have banged her sore allready)
2. Laugh it off.
3. I guess I relate to cars the best....
You cant buy a car without test driving several models to know what kind fits you the best....
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...
You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]
yea..no doubt i agree with theomen! i\'d hit that poononie so hard that when somebody else tried to run up in it, that poononie will hold up a stop sign & will be as dry as sandpaper! since you\'re goin\' to college i can tell you that it\'s going to be extremely hard to maintain the relationship..
you can try but i think you\'d best prepare for you guys to grow apart...but then again you never know...
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Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
;)
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^^
then beat her up, go all Ike Turner upside her head
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
;)
I totatally agree (if your dateing) If someone was to pull that chit on my wife.... Down he would go!
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Originally posted by Bozco
For the second, just make fun of him for his lack of girls till he jumps off a bridge or attacks you.
1. No lack of girls here
2. Di took the picture, he just didn\'t want her to see it.
My scenario:
You lend your good friend your digital camera for a few minutes while you use the restroom. When you get it back, you see pictures of girls tooshes (no complaints here), but you see a group of guys standing at the stalls draining the main vein. Two days later, you see his gf. WHAT DO YOU DO?
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1. Ask the coworker what that is all about. Upon reply, punch his lights out.
2. Ask your friend why you would be taking pictures of her ass when you have seen it before.... (but since this is Vapor were talking about, deny taking them)
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...
You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]
Give her up and enjoy college.
DO NOT GO TO COLLEGE WITH A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
You will miss out on so much. If it\'s meant to be, you can always hook up with her when you graduate college.
It\'s sucks, but it\'s true. I wish someone would have told me.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
;)
Come on LICky, we all know that you\'re a big baby who\'s afraid of getting into fights. If you were a big badass like Sooly, and knew you could easily win a fight, you\'d bust every second person up.
1/ Get a little jealous, make sure she knows. Don\'t overdo it. If he does it again, I\'d have a stern talk to him.
2/ You\'re a ****head. Laugh it off.
3/ Go to college, make sure that you both know that you\'re single and going to college to enjoy everything it has to offer. You love her dearly and will always love her dearly, but it\'s inevitable. If, however, after college, or in between college you two meet up and the spark is still there, definately chase it. Do not miss out on the college (life / sexual) experiences.
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Originally posted by THX
How the fock u have a GF for 5 years when you\'re an argumentitive computer nerd? No offense I just wanna know your secret ;)
Was friends with her in high school. Meet up with her a few months after. Started dating and still with her today. Didn\'t think there was a secret to having a gf for 5 years.
My Gf says it’s because she is not into pcs. So there are no conflictions.
Pansies can let their so called mates flirt and crack onto their gfs all they want. I don\'t put up with crap like that. I\'m sure most of you probably have mates that still continue to do it today, knowing you won\'t do jack s@#t about it. Because you\'re really just afraid to fight.
You don\'t need mates that flirt with your gf. So why bother having any respect for them by "talking" to them. Sure you can talk, and a few days or weeks later you\'ll most likely be having the same little talk.
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Great responses... I like Bobs view on the last subject...
I\'ll have another one tomorrow hopefully but I\'m going to say that tonight at dinner I told my girlfriend that whenever she could arrange a time in her hectic schedule, that I can sit her down and talk to her about everything I feel at the moment in terms of college and our future. When I told her about it she seemed a little worrisome, but I reassured her it was nothing bad.
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Don\'t want to drag this too far offtopic, but here are some graduation pictures for your viewing enjoyment.
This is my gf doing an awesome job on her public speaking.
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Here is an individual picture of my beautiful girlfriend after the graduation. I gave her those flowers, before any crazy coworkers could.
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And of course, yours truly, pimpin the ND colors with my shirt and tie. My graduation was earlier that morning, and I didn\'t bring my digital camera too it, so all I have our pictures from her graduation. Definitely a day to remember.
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Originally posted by The Stapler
My scenario:
You lend your good friend your digital camera for a few minutes while you use the restroom. When you get it back, you see pictures of girls tooshes (no complaints here), but you see a group of guys standing at the stalls draining the main vein. Two days later, you see his gf. WHAT DO YOU DO?
:rolleyes:
:nopics:
;)
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Well, I speak from experience w/long distance relationships. Mine just ended today..... :(
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Great responses... I like Bobs view on the last subject...
Um, he said exaclty what I said earlier.
Friggen copier.
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If she were my girlfriend, I\'d have hit her poonanie 500 times already. And there\'s only 365 days in a year. :D From the age of 15 to 24, my life was nothing but sex, cars and school! :D
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Here\'s the problem.
Swifdi realizes she is way out of his league and he thinks that he won\'t be able to find anything like her in college.
You know what, he\'s probably right. ;)
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Originally posted by SER
Well, I speak from experience w/long distance relationships. Mine just ended today..... :(
Damn, ser, was that the same hottie you posted pics of before?
If so, find the talleat thing on Guam and jump off of it. ;)
Btw, is it just me or does Vapor look a lot like Howdy Doody?
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:headbang:
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Actually Howdy Doody is sporting wood.
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Its nice to see those pics Swif.... I\'m glad to see she FINALLY GOT LAYD!!!
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Me too... me too... :)
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Originally posted by ooseven
:rolleyes:
:nopics:
;)
Of the guys or the girls?
Can never be too sure with you ooseven ;)
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ya stapler give us old fogies some thrill and post up some high school girls. You got them sitting there on your digital.
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Originally posted by The Stapler
Of the guys or the girls?
Can never be too sure with you ooseven ;)
hey this IS off Topic... remember you always have a mixed audience in here.
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You better get SOME play in college!
If college guys weren\'t meant to have sex with college girls, God wouldn\'t have given them vaginas.
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Originally posted by Cyrus
Its nice to see those pics Swif.... I\'m glad to see she FINALLY GOT LAYD!!!
Laid? By whom? Coz it wasn\'t Swifdi. :p
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Laid? By whom? Coz it wasn\'t Swifdi. :p
yea..i was gonna say the same thing..i thought i missed something..:p
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she was wearing a lay.. common guys!
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Haha... you guys got served.