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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MPTheory on June 13, 2004, 09:21:06 AM
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but Im going to get it out in the open anyway...
So, I went to get groceries the other day, and I picked up all my neccesary items: Chips, Beer, Peanut butter, Bread, Apples, a Pineapple and some baby carrots for some late night snacking (I find carrots to be a great substitute for crackers or chips cause you can eat alot of them and there not that bad for you, plus I hear that carrots help improve your eyesight, and I HAVE been playing alot of FF online lately). So, I\'m sitting im my chair, Powerleveling my buddy Juslight at about 10:00 in the evening and decide to munch on some crunchy, tastey baby carrots... So I open the bag, reach in and grab a suprisingly SLIMEY baby carrot... GROOOOOOOWWWSE. Damn I was pissed! the whole bag was passed its expiration date, ONE day after purchasing them from the store! BASTARDS!
Im done now...
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Carrots do improve your eyesght but wanking cancels out their effects.
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I did the samething...I bought some fruit loops and they were stale as hell.
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which store did you go to?
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When I eat baby carrots I always pretend I\'m eating a midgets penis.
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take em back
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I got them from publix... and I cant take them back. Id feel like a friggin a$$hole
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Dont take them back.Just tell them about it.As a consumer you have every right to complain about what happened.This might not be the last time or you might not be the only one that might have or had the same problem
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Where I work, I buy M&Ms all the time. I noticed a Taurus sweepstakes. I noticed yesterday that the contest ended September 2003. I didn\'t care. The food was still good :) No store should sell things past their expiration date, so I would tell them. They\'ll replace it with no problem. But a word of the wise, always check the expiration date.
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Did you know it takes as much force to bite through a carrot as it does to bit through your finger?
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hmm.. I cant say Ive ever tried to bite thru my finger. just doesnt sound as satisfying.
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That cant be true. I bit my finger just as hard. It hurt, but it didnt even bleed.
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maybe the thickest part of the carrot, and a full grown one at that
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not a baby carrot.
A big carrot
and you\'d have to bite at the joint.
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The joint of what? Carrot and carrot? Carrot and leaves?
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can we please implement the IQ minimum on all members?
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Originally posted by videoholic
can we please implement the IQ minimum on all members?
Hey, i\'m only kidding! Thats just how it looked!
Who found this useless bit of information out anyway, crazy wierdo
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My wifey. She told me right before she went down town.
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So, how many fingers has she got left? Or did someone tell her, who discovered it?!
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Originally posted by videoholic
My wifey. She told me right before she went down town.
translation: She told me right before she went downstairs...
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you guys are weird
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I can\'t believe I just bit my own finger after reading that...
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lucky he didn\'t name another apendage
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Carrots ehhh ?
Maybe the were in disguise
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/
/me runs away
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and cheese. :D
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Originally posted by Paul2
translation: She told me right before she went downstairs...
translation: She told me right before she serviced my plumbing
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Originally posted by videoholic
Did you know it takes as much force to bite through a carrot as it does to bit through your finger?
Pinky. Not just ANY finger. Ask Frodo. Gollum had to bite hard and PULL to snap off his index. :p
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Originally posted by MPTheory
translation: She told me right before she serviced my plumbing
Translation from a mans brain;
Someone said something, I don\'t remember who or what but hey I gots me a BJ