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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MPTheory on June 13, 2004, 09:21:06 AM

Title: This is probably the gayest complaint I will ever make...
Post by: MPTheory on June 13, 2004, 09:21:06 AM
but Im going to get it out in the open anyway...

So, I went to get groceries the other day, and I picked up all my neccesary items:  Chips, Beer, Peanut butter, Bread, Apples, a Pineapple and some baby carrots for some late night snacking (I find carrots to be a great substitute for crackers or chips cause you can eat alot of them and there not that bad for you, plus I hear that carrots help improve your eyesight, and I HAVE been playing alot of FF online lately).  So, I\'m sitting im my chair, Powerleveling my buddy Juslight at about 10:00 in the evening and decide to munch on some crunchy, tastey baby carrots... So I open the bag, reach in and grab a suprisingly SLIMEY baby carrot... GROOOOOOOWWWSE.  Damn I was pissed! the whole bag was passed its expiration date, ONE day after purchasing them from the store!  BASTARDS!
 Im done now...
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Post by: Kurt Angle on June 13, 2004, 10:20:29 AM
Carrots do improve your eyesght but wanking cancels out their effects.
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Post by: Bladez on June 13, 2004, 10:47:51 AM
I did the samething...I bought some fruit loops and they were stale as hell.
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Post by: Paul2 on June 13, 2004, 11:31:15 AM
which store did you go to?
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Post by: theomen on June 13, 2004, 11:32:15 AM
When I eat baby carrots I always pretend I\'m eating a midgets penis.
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Post by: mjps21983 on June 13, 2004, 11:34:57 AM
take em back
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Post by: MPTheory on June 14, 2004, 04:25:26 AM
I got them from publix... and I cant take them back.  Id feel like a friggin a$$hole
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Post by: Unicron! on June 14, 2004, 04:52:20 AM
Dont take them back.Just tell them about it.As a consumer you have every right to complain about what happened.This might not be the last time or you might not be the only one that might have or had the same problem
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Post by: Titan on June 14, 2004, 09:34:54 AM
Where I work, I buy M&Ms all the time. I noticed a Taurus sweepstakes. I noticed yesterday that the contest ended September 2003. I didn\'t care. The food was still good :) No store should sell things past their expiration date, so I would tell them. They\'ll replace it with no problem. But a word of the wise, always check the expiration date.
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Post by: videoholic on June 14, 2004, 10:06:11 AM
Did you know it takes as much force to bite through a carrot as it does to bit through your finger?
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Post by: MPTheory on June 14, 2004, 10:22:09 AM
hmm.. I cant say Ive ever tried to bite thru my finger. just doesnt sound as satisfying.
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Post by: Halberto on June 14, 2004, 10:27:42 AM
That cant be true. I bit my finger just as hard. It hurt, but it didnt even bleed.
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Post by: theomen on June 14, 2004, 11:03:05 AM
maybe the thickest part of the carrot, and a full grown one at that
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Post by: videoholic on June 14, 2004, 02:46:11 PM
not a baby carrot.

A big carrot

and you\'d have to bite at the joint.
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Post by: Rick on June 14, 2004, 03:05:22 PM
The joint of what? Carrot and carrot? Carrot and leaves?
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Post by: videoholic on June 14, 2004, 03:10:06 PM
can we please implement the IQ minimum on all members?
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Post by: Rick on June 14, 2004, 03:16:09 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
can we please implement the IQ minimum on all members?


Hey, i\'m only kidding! Thats just how it looked!

Who found this useless bit of information out anyway, crazy wierdo
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Post by: videoholic on June 14, 2004, 03:18:23 PM
My wifey.  She told me right before she went down town.
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Post by: Rick on June 14, 2004, 03:29:31 PM
So, how many fingers has she got left? Or did someone tell her, who discovered it?!
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Post by: Paul2 on June 14, 2004, 07:35:40 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
My wifey.  She told me right before she went down town.


translation:  She told me right before she went downstairs...
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Post by: SER on June 14, 2004, 07:40:44 PM
you guys are weird
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Post by: SwifDi on June 14, 2004, 11:07:23 PM
I can\'t believe I just bit my own finger after reading that...
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Post by: theomen on June 14, 2004, 11:23:11 PM
lucky he didn\'t name another apendage
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Post by: ooseven on June 15, 2004, 01:55:09 AM
Carrots ehhh ?

Maybe the were in disguise

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/

/me runs away
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Post by: Paul2 on June 15, 2004, 02:44:37 AM
and cheese. :D
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Post by: MPTheory on June 15, 2004, 04:36:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Paul2
translation:  She told me right before she went downstairs...


translation: She told me right before she serviced my plumbing
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Post by: GmanJoe on June 15, 2004, 04:39:23 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
Did you know it takes as much force to bite through a carrot as it does to bit through your finger?


Pinky. Not just ANY finger. Ask Frodo. Gollum had to bite hard and PULL to snap off his index. :p
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Post by: theomen on June 15, 2004, 12:59:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MPTheory
translation: She told me right before she serviced my plumbing


Translation from a mans brain;
Someone said something, I don\'t remember who or what but hey I gots me a BJ