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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on June 13, 2004, 12:25:59 PM
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Today my girlfriend broke up with me. The past week or so she had been relatively distant, so I got a one-on-one chat with her in my car. Many things were said, but the final conclusion was she thought the four years was an impossible feat and she was throwing in the towel. I admit, I cried, I guess the main emotions were anger and pure heartbreak. We\'ve been together for a little over 16 months, and she decides she doesn\'t "love" me two months before we have to separate. She kept apologizing how, "I\'m sorry I don\'t feel how you do", but I was just too mad. I\'ve never cheated on her, hit her, cursed her out, or anything of that sort. Anybody that knows me knows I treated this girl like a princess, and in the end it wasn\'t good enough.
So, she left my car apologizing over and over. Before I drove off, I threw all her memorabilia stuff in my car out on her driveway. I was just too pissed to even see any of it. I did keep these pair of fuzzy skulls she bought me for christmas though because they are cool.
Oh, and lastly, I\'ve been relatively hush-hush on the subject of sex and stuff primarily because Stapler being here and he is such a cockblocker. I figured if he knew anything he\'d tell her I said something, and I was just paranoid about it in general. Well, this girl did take my virginity, it was about 10 months into the relationship, roughly before thanksgiving. So all you, "did you hit it?" guys can finally feel satisfied. Anyways thats my least of concerns... I\'m just gonna try and suck this up, and get ready for college.
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Have fun in College.
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*high fives Vapor for hitting it
don\'t feel too bad bro, it\'s the general concenceus that the Highschool relationships never workout, it\'s the College ones that usually matter.
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Sorry to hear about that man. This is the reason I don\'t get into relationships. Emotions and stuff like that would get me worked up and constantly worry that she is cheating on me and if I\'m doing my part in the relationship. Don\'t worry swif, there will be other girls out there and you\'ll find the right one.
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I\'m sorry to hear, kinda saw it coming though ;)
don\'t be surprised if she\'s gonna get together with that work guy you were talking about.
j/k
have fun in college
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have fun in college dude, do not worry about it to much, there will be overs....
just remember, sometimes you concentrate on the door shutting so much, u dont see another one opening
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gotta love em overs.
sorry to hear that dood, i\'ve been with lisa for over 5 years, it would really be f@#ked up if she broke up with me. So i can understand how you\'re feeling. But like they say, theres plenty of fish in the sea and pussy to boot.
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That sucks but yeh just concentrate on getting ready for collage, it will be better thier...or so i\'ve heard =]
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I\'m doing a little better now... The worst part was she was also like a best friend to me. I\'m just still spinning... Probably going to watch the Lakers lose and go to the gym.
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Tell her u always knew she would breed fat babies.
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This happens to everyone at some point.
It\'ll probably happen to you again too.
Womens... phooey.
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Its a Dashboard Confessional concert going on in my room... heh...
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one word to watch out for at college ....
STD\'s
Remember always pack a rubber Johnny in your wallet.
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figure it this way, buy the time she\'s 25 she\'ll be fat, have 6 kids and have droopy boobs that look like a fried egg on a nail.
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Or u can tell her she will breed fat babies
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OK, Di, here is the deal.
Telling it to you straight.
DON\'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!!!!!!
Who knows, this may be the chick for you.
You won\'t know till you get deeper into college.
My girfriend broke up with me when I went to college and I tried to get her back for the longest time. What a waste of time. We then ended up back together a little bit when she graduated high school.
But the point is I wasted my whole freshman year.
It\'s true. If it\'s meant to be, it\'s meant to be.
Just don\'t be jealous. Don\'t be a dick.
Just have fun. It will suck while you still live in the same town, but before you know it you will be in South Bend freezing your nuts off loocking for a gal to keep you warm.
Learn from the old man.
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Originally posted by ViVi
Tell her u always knew she would breed fat babies.
What the heck is all this about?? Just because a girl breaks up with a guy she will end with alot of fat kids???
figure it this way, buy the time she\'s 25 she\'ll be fat, have 6 kids and have droopy boobs that look like a fried egg on a nail.
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Is this something that all Guys wish on their ex\'s??I geuss woman are going to start hoping that their ex will be impotent by the time they are 25. That no amount of Viagra will help them.
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That happend to coredweller
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I thought it happened to LIC.
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It happend because of LIC
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dashboard sucks
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Lakers better win tonight for me. I can\'t fall into a greater state of depression.
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Just become a Piston fan ;)
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At least it\'s not the Kings you\'re losing to :p
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Yeah... my new avatar rocks. Probably temporary, but its fun to look at.
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you should be rock\'n Ike Turner
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Haha... I\'m gonna change it now... Kinda psychotic...
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Doood dooo dooo dooo
BATMAN
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:laughing:
Oh man I have the funniest avatar ever.
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Sorry SwifDi but its Detroit all the way
Mrs LIC
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lol, I want that avatar for my buddy icon. Can someone reduce the size to 7168(or under) bytes?
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Swif Im glad you did that talk we talked about... Its always just best to lay it out then keep sweeping it under the carpet.. And like vid said have fun dont be a dick she still might be the right one but it just happens it not something really hard to do so dont force it. She might be just cutting the string for you so dont be pissed she sounds like the smart one in the group :-)
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got no idea what he said
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Originally posted by kopking
have fun in college dude, do not worry about it to much, there will be overs....
just remember, sometimes you concentrate on the door shutting so much, u dont see another one opening
wow. I just seen Kopking typing in proper English.:surprised
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Originally posted by theomen
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That happend to coredweller
WTF? Yeah you\'ve got me confused with someone else. My story is much more interesting.
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Originally posted by Cyrus
Swif Im glad you did that talk we talked about... Its always just best to lay it out then keep sweeping it under the carpet.. And like vid said have fun dont be a dick she still might be the right one but it just happens it not something really hard to do so dont force it. She might be just cutting the string for you so dont be pissed she sounds like the smart one in the group :-)
Hah, yeah I kept you in mind. :)
Originally posted by theomen
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got no idea what he said
Me and Cyrus had a "father - son" talk. :)
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Think of all the naughty little Catholic School Girls in Notre Dame that might help heal the wounds.
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You got your whole life ahead of you vapor. A dead sexy red head like you will find thousands of other hunnies ;) Cheer up bucko!
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Remember Swifdi.,... you WILL be a Freshman at College.....
Do the Forum proud and have your wicked way with many other Fresh"women".
Don\'t get nailed down in your first year....college is your chance for a bit of freedom and fun .... don\'t lose it to easy ;)
But remember....always cover your little man before you play hide the sausage.
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My gf broke up with me too before I went off to college. Cool thing is I found out how she felt about me from my bro talking to her sis so I was prepared. Took it like a man and made it a mutual, muhahaha.
But we had only been going out for several months, so didn\'t hurt as much. What hurt was she was a fine piece of @$$ (half black/half white) and I still had to see her every Sunday at church, ended up avoiding her like the plague for some stupid reason.
Have fun in college like I did, and don\'t get married till you\'re in your mid to late 30\'s.
http://www.nomarriage.com :grin:
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Originally posted by square_marker
You got your whole life ahead of you vapor. A dead sexy red head like you will find thousands of other hunnies ;) Cheer up bucko!
I vote this one for the most sarcastic thing ever said on this board.
We\'re here to talk some centce into Vapor Snake and cheer him up. We don\'t want to blatently lie to him. ;)
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lol :)
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Originally posted by mjps21983
Think of all the naughty little Catholic School Girls in Notre Dame that might help heal the wounds.
let\'s all do that! :D
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Originally posted by Paul2
wow. I just seen Kopking typing in proper English.:surprised
no you didn\'t....
1. what the hell are overs?
2. it\'s \'you\' instead of \'U\'
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Well this happens to all us Vapor. Women have no idea what they want. If you treat them nice spend your money, time, give your love they just throw it back at you.
I know you love her and you want to be with her but if she feels that why about your relationship I say forget her. She is not worth it. There is somebody out there who will love you for you and not take your love for granted. You don\'t just wake up one day like "I don\'t feel the same way about you as you do me."
That means you never loved me from the start.
When she end ups with a guy who does not care shit about her and dogs her she will calling you back. Samething happen to me and I never took the girl back.
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Originally posted by THX
My gf broke up with me too before I went off to college. Cool thing is I found out how she felt about me from my bro talking to her sis so I was prepared. Took it like a man and made it a mutual, muhahaha.
But we had only been going out for several months, so didn\'t hurt as much. What hurt was she was a fine piece of @$$ (half black/half white) and I still had to see her every Sunday at church, ended up avoiding her like the plague for some stupid reason.
Have fun in college like I did, and don\'t get married till you\'re in your mid to late 30\'s.
http://www.nomarriage.com :grin:
How old are u?
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Ah Vapor, I feel for ya. So much so that I\'ve taken myself out of lurk mode and actually logged in.
Luckily for you, you\'re actually a pretty good catch. Tall, fit, relatively good looking, intelligent, and cultured. At least I hope you\'re cultured, having traveled as much as you have.
Heartbreak sucks. But you gotta take the highs with the lows. You\'ll probably be heartbroken all summer, and that\'s perfectly natural.
Please please don\'t ever call her when you\'re drunk, even though it\'ll sound like a good idea at the time.
If after a few weeks to a month, you are as miserable as you are today, try to get her back maybe once or twice. If that doesn\'t work, then cool it.
You CAN be friends with ex\'s, just not until you\'re over her. Trying to be friends immediately after a breakup just prolongs the recovery process.
And though I\'m not much for quotes, here\'s one that I\'m kinda fond of:
"In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life— It goes on. " - Robert Frost
Here\'s a quote from me: "Think of all the money you\'ll save now."
I\'m sorry, Di - it happens to all of us.
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Originally posted by mjps21983
Think of all the naughty little Catholic School Girls in Notre Dame that might help heal the wounds.
What if the Catholic school girls believe in chastity? :confused:
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Originally posted by Sara
Luckily for you, you\'re actually a pretty good catch. Tall, fit, relatively good looking, intelligent, and cultured. At least I hope you\'re cultured, having traveled as much as you have.
:rolleyes:
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One question: Was she a virgin before you two got together or what?
I didnt even see this one coming. She seemed like one of those im going to stay with you forever and ever type of girls. When i heard this... IDK. meh
Does Swif have to choke a bitch!?
Hell yes. j/k. I know how it is man. When there just isnt too much you can do but try and forget and mope during the time being or god knows what. And usually if you try to get revenge you just feel pitiful afterwards or it doesnt work.
Sometimes giving a girl your all doesnt seem to cut it. Its usually worse when you find out exactly what they were thinking of the whole situation because when it comes to those sort of break ups girls can be blunt and harsh as all hell. Doesnt happen too often depending but if it takes a rebound to do the trick then do what you got to do.
PS. as soon as she got out the car i would have ran her ass over. That would have made me feel better. lol. j/k
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Damn dude... Thats too bad. Like everyone else said... Buck up and enjoy college.. This was really a Godsend man. YOU ARE FREEE! A single college student. Are you living on campus? I\'d also like to give you a little tidbit of info:
You may feel like crap right now, cause you two broke up, and the fact that she dumped you has you all choked up, but as soon as you get a girlie friend, or even just some play, all the bad stuff just melts away... -performed by MPT
HEY! Im a poet and dont know it! (someone quote me) ;)
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Thanks for all the support guys... A lot of you are dead-on about her, especially Quddus who said that she really never loved me at all... Cuz what she had was some emotion that expires at 16 months... Also its good to get a girl\'s perspective from Sara; I am going to save a lot of money now, which is something that I will definitely need when I head off to Notre Dame.
I will be living at the dorms on Notre Dame.
And right now there is this girl at work that I\'m talking to sorta, so who knows what\'s next...
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Originally posted by Titan
What if the Catholic school girls believe in chastity? :confused:
Pfffffffttttt.....
You don\'t know many Catholic school girls then.
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go take a dump on her lawn, that\'ll show her
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This is exactly what you needed.
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Originally posted by theomen
go take a dump on her lawn, that\'ll show her
Or sleep with her sister.... or is she has no sister ...sleep with her mum.
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Originally posted by Titan
What if the Catholic school girls believe in chastity? :confused:
:laughing:
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take a dump on her sister
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It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.
That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either.
Dude, seriously. :confused:
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.
That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...
Wow LIC such compansion such love...... You should have been a nurse or maybe a counsuler with the type of love and understanding you have I mean its amazing......... Why dont you go jump out of a plane.... :p
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Well, it\'s true. On the average, a woman starts to explore her sexuality on the second and third man. If you was her first or even second, there is a high chance that at any given moment she is having some wild sex. It\'s reality and it hurts, but you have to accept it. I know I did and all the other guy\'s on this forum have accepted it about their first ex... Your best bet is to sit and think about the worst possible scenario and just figure it is happening. Mine was simple..
Her, being pounded from behind and gettin\' off.. Your\'s may be something else, her saying she loves another guy, while he gets off on her face or whatever. Whatever it is, just figure that it s happening iand she is being a tramp and you\'ll be fine, because the more you hate her, the easier it is to get over her.
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Hah... I\'m actually doing pretty well, I woke up this morning feeling rather good.
[cue "I will survive..."]
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Good, but trust me, here in abit you will start to miss her again. Most likely when you find yourself going to the movieS with guy friends and you look behind you and some dude is about to score with his girlfriend (which, knowing your luck, will be your whore of an EX). Trust me, you need random, meaningless sexual relationships. You are young, don\'t blow it on these trivial highschool ho-bags, who have no clue what they want either. Go, explore. Get your first STD and pregancy scare done with.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Lakers better win tonight for me. I can\'t fall into a greater state of depression.
i remember when i broke up with my gf of almost 2 years, i thought the same, england was playing brazil in the world cup, i thought watching them would make me feel a bit better ........ they lost
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Like I said, I expect you to be able to hang with us now whenever we call.
[insert stuff I said already here]
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Good, but trust me, here in abit you will start to miss her again. Most likely when you find yourself going to the movieS with guy friends and you look behind you and some dude is about to score with his girlfriend (which, knowing your luck, will be your whore of an EX). Trust me, you need random, meaningless sexual relationships. You are young, don\'t blow it on these trivial highschool ho-bags, who have no clue what they want either. Go, explore. Get your first STD and pregancy scare done with.
The funny thing about LIC is what he is saying is true but the words he chooses to get his point accross are just crazy.
Some people have no idea what love is. It is not something you just fall in and out of. Guys are really the emotional ones. Because a women will come out and be blunt and up front with how she feels about you.
Relationships are hard. You get so use to someone. You know everything about them. What they like and dislike. All the time you spent with eachother. For someone to one day wake up out of the blue and say hey it\'s over. Shows you that the person has no idea what love is.
It\'s hard but you will find that person who will love you for you. It takes time I have not been in a serious relationship in about 8 months but I am dating and I do have female friends I hang out with.
I just don\'t want to get emotional attatched to someone any time soon. And I also want to get to know me and find out what kind of person I am. I enjoy buying my own movie ticket and dinner. If I only got 40 bucks and I want to go to a show and dinner I know I can afford it and have change to spare.
In college you will meet a lot of girls who are friends with benefits.
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Erase her phone number. The last thing you wanna do when your drunk or lonely or both is send her some stupid message or call her, it\'ll just make things worse, take it from me who knows! Seriously though, sleep with some random chick, like this girl at work, but dont get into anythin for at least 6months
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Plus you know how much it sucks when you are about to climax all over your chick and the phone rings?
Well that\'s what you\'d be doing to the dude banging her.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.
That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...
LMAO... Wow. And we talk about censorship. Geez. That about the worst thing you could have told him. I mean i know exactly what you are saying and honestly, that shit is the worst thing you could think of after you break up with most people (well at least when youre younger).
Sorry swif man. But did you take eachother\'s verginity or did she just take yours? That would answer a lot. Pardon me if this has already been answered.
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take a dump on her car\'s doorhandles
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I need LIC forget to take his medication today.
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so the concensus is, bang another chick and take a dump on some possesion of your ex\'s
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and? why the and? Do both at the same time.
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I\'ll keep you guys posted... I think she IMed me today under a different SN asking why I bocked her... But I haven\'t confirmed this new SN yet, I\'m about 75% sure its her...
Regardless, I didn\'t block her old SN so I have no clue what she\'s talking about...
Like I said, I\'ll keep you guys posted.
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see if she\'ll let you slap her around and take a dump on her chest
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Erm... I\'ll keep my options open...
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good idea omen!!
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At the moment, everyone wish me luck on this new chick I have my sights on at work.
:thumb:
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Don\'t f*ck this one up like you did last time
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haha. swif are you the type of guy that always needs to be in a long term relationship... can\'t stand being single for long or just craving the booty so soon?
Everyone\'s different I guess...
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Good lord why do you need another chick already?
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I guess its a mixture of what THX said, and wanting to spite my old gf.
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dude... this is going to be a rebound chick.... she\'ll last maybe a month or so and you will get sick of her. Its textbook!
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Originally posted by SwifDi
I guess its a mixture of what THX said, and wanting to spite my old gf.
Hey, its always they best feeling when you make your ex realize what they are missing. Or at least make them think that they are missing something. Ayway, MP is right. Rebounds rarely work out to be long term. Then again, who needs long term at that point in life?
*shrugs*
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I\'m leaving in 2 months, I\'m not looking long term at all. This will just be a fun lil\' fling.
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Originally posted by MPTheory
dude... this is going to be a rebound chick.... she\'ll last maybe a month or so and you will get sick of her. Its textbook!
Ya listen to MP but just in a good way rebound chicks are the best lays because its feals sooo good to spite the old girlfiend sex is even better and then youll get bored and move on but its defianlty fun while it lasts....
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Haha... we\'ll see where this takes me. :)
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Most likely you being a dumbass and getting into another relationship, so you can whine about her dumping you.
:D
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LIC needs to get laid in a seriouse way. LIC I will find you a girl that your acustomed to roll her in flour and you can hit the wet spot for the 5 minutes your good for and youll have a completly different outlook....
On a different note are you still jumping or was it just something to do did you take it up as a hobbie at all?
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I don\'t need laid, I just know how most women are.... As for jumping, I\'d love to jump again, but my current cash flow just won\'t support such an expensive hobby. :( Believe me, I miss gettin\' up in the air, but work is slow and cash is tight.
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Yes I completly understand or at least realize how incredibly sinicale you are towards women and whom ever burnt you sooo bad left lasting scars. ok that will be 85 dollars... To bad you dont live closer to me I have been doing it for so long that I pretty much can jump for about 20 bucks.......
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Believe me, if I could afford to jump every weekend as I had originally planned, you would see me at the DZ every weekend.
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*UPDATE* (6/19/04)
Alright... well... The thing with this new girl at work isn\'t looking as well as I had hoped. See, we hired a handful of new people, and one is a guy who I have sort of taken under my wing and been a real nice friend to as he adjusts to working and even living in Vegas (he just moved here from CA). Well today at work, we\'re talking and he says,
"Oh man, I went to the mall today with the hottest chick ever"
I ask, "Really, who?"
He replies, "Here, I got a picture of her"
*he reaches for his cellphone, and shows to me a picture of none other than this girl at work that I planned on pursuing*
Me, "Ah... crap."
Him, "You don\'t think she\'s pretty?"
Me, "No, she\'s hot. Its just... well I wanted to get with her :) ."
Him, "Oh... I know man, she\'s so gorgeous. Can you help me out?"
Me, "Uh... as much I as I don\'t want to, I\'ll do my best."
Okay, so that was the jist of it. I\'d feel so bad trying to fight with this guy for her, mainly cuz I\'m leaving in less than 2 months anyways, and well I\'ve been a good friend to him so far. The thing is, he doesn\'t need my help. Now, as much as you all like to think it, I\'m not gay, but this guy is pretty good looking and is even pretty buff. I really don\'t feel like going through some rollercoaster ride and try to compete with him, I don\'t have the time, and I don\'t really have the confidence at this point.
So far I have only spoken with this girl and had small conversations, and have made her laugh quite a lot. I think she understands that I like her at this point, if not, the \'work hotline\' really is slower than I thought.
Also, there is another chick at work that seems pretty in to me. Actually wait, I know she likes me. She doesn\'t look as good as the chick mentioned above, but she\'s not bad. At this point, I really don\'t know if I want to bother trying to get with her, chances are I\'ll just put up some \'friends zone\' wall for her. Dunno really.
And lastly, my ex\'s best friend is talking to me a lot more than usual. :shy:
I\'m in the twilight zone right now. I guess priority one is still trying to hook up with the new hottie.
:sconf:
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tell her that he has clamidia
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What luck
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Tell me about it... This girl is so incredibly hot.
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Vapor dude you are just to eager to hook up with a chick.
Just be cool and let things come to you if it happens it happens.
Don\'t be pressing the situation. You just got out of a relationship let things happen naturally for you dude.
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Originally posted by QuDDus
Vapor dude you are just to eager to hook up with a chick.
Just be cool and let things come to you if it happens it happens.
Don\'t be pressing the situation. You just got out of a relationship let things happen naturally for you dude.
I agree with you. I\'m not really pursuing it, however I am going to state that if it does come to me, I\'m not even going to hesitate to take it. :)
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i was going to say something, but qdog hit it right on the nose! just relax & let those shorty\'s come to you...have a few sex partners (nothin\' serious) & enjoy that college life...
as far as your gf was concerned..i kinda thought you guys were going to hang in there just by the way you used to talk about her,..but just think..maybe after you have gone to college..it might have been YOU breakin up with her! anyway it\'s all flava bro!... lotta poononie at college just waitin for you to tap!
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Actually I like Theomen\'s idea.
A little drippy drippy is not something a chick wants to have on the poonan.
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Dude, Vapro man... You have to keep one thing in mind; Alls fair in love and war. Even if you are too eager to get another girl waayy to quickly, you should get this girl, just because you started "pursuing" this chick (don\'t call it that.. for your own sake) make it a chalawnge!
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Originally posted by MPTheory
You have to keep one thing in mind; Alls fair in love and war.
Exact phrase used by another friend of mine at work... Hehe...
Oh, weird thing happened last night too. I was out with my buddies, and I saw my ex with her friends at the movies. :eek:
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Oh, weird thing happened last night too. I was out with my buddies, and I saw my ex with her friends at the movies. :eek:
You say hi?
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Actually, I didn\'t. And we made direct eye contact, so she saw me as well.
I got a text message later that night saying, "Cant say hi?"
Meh.
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Should have replied "you shouldn\'t talk". She didn\'t say Hi to you either.
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Well...in all honesty...
It was like... she\'s standing at the entrance. And me and my friends took an entirely different route just to avoid her. When we made eye contact, it was when I was driving through the parking garage...
Meh, its really hard to describe the setting... Point is, it doesn\'t matter if I didn\'t say hi or not, the situation was awkward beyond words and I wasn\'t ready to say hi.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Well...in all honesty...
It was like... she\'s standing at the entrance. And me and my friends took an entirely different route just to avoid her. When we made eye contact, it was when I was driving through the parking garage...
Meh, its really hard to describe the setting... Point is, it doesn\'t matter if I didn\'t say hi or not, the situation was awkward beyond words and I wasn\'t ready to say hi.
Just as well you didnt say hi, she has already be you look like an idiot. You would only look dumber goin and saying \'hi\' , knowing that she is drinking down some other guy\'s baby gravy.
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Just as well you didnt say hi, she has already be you look like an idiot. You would only look dumber goin and saying \'hi\' , knowing that she is drinking down some other guy\'s baby gravy.
LIC,..you are outa control! :p just stab swif in the heart why dontcha? ;)
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Originally posted by clips
LIC,..you are outa control! :p just stab swif in the heart why dontcha? ;)
Just being honest.. She just wants him to say "hi" that way she can laugh about how pathetic it is and how she has him wrapped around her finger (which she does). Most likely, she was cheating on him most the time and just felt sorry for him and didn\'t want to break it off. Now that they are broke up and she doesn\'t really have to hide the fact she is bangin\' away on some dude, she can also have fun and make him look even more like an idiot.. The amazing thing is, when you are in love like that, everyone around you realizes you are being screwed over and that you\'re a complete idiot (like he is / was), \'cept for yourself.
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^^^even tho you\'re a hardass..what you say is the truth! it always comes out later that the ex was bangin somebody towards the end there..that\'s why an ex stays an ex..i\'ve never backtracked to old boody..why go back? there\'s a reason why you broke up..leave it at that...
not sayin that swif is backtrackin\'..just makin\' a point..
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The games we play...
Sad yet so interesting at the same time.
Its no wonder there are so many love songs. :rolleyes:
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To be honest, I just love givin\' Swifdi a hard time.
:D
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Heh... I almost caught a break when I was mowing my lawn today and this girl who was roughly 11 years old came up to me, and said, "My older sister thinks your hot." And I smiled and asked, "How old is your sister?", and she replied, "Thirteen."
Damn.
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HIT IT!
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Heh... I almost caught a break when I was mowing my lawn today and this girl who was roughly 11 years old came up to me, and said, "My older sister thinks your hot." And I smiled and asked, "How old is your sister?", and she replied, "Thirteen."
Damn.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Thats great
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I haven\'t read most of this thread, but from what I took in your very first post, the fact that she doesn\'t feel the same way you do make it seem like one big "I told you so" should be coming from the majority of the members here.
Luckily though, no one here that I\'ve read has said that.
Oh, and /hugs L-I-C
Don\'t ever change!
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/hugs Bobo
I\'ll never change!
Oh and as for the part about no one saying "I told you so"..
[size=20] I TOLD YOU SO, SWIFDI!![/size]
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Originally posted by clips
^^^even tho you\'re a hardass..what you say is the truth! it always comes out later that the ex was bangin somebody towards the end there..that\'s why an ex stays an ex..i\'ve never backtracked to old boody..why go back? there\'s a reason why you broke up..leave it at that...
not sayin that swif is backtrackin\'..just makin\' a point..
So true that is what I say. I never go back to old booty. There is a reason that you break up. Especially if a person says they don\'t feel the same about you. I would for sure never go back to that again. There millions of girl out there. No need being all hung up one.
And vapor best thing you did was not to say hi. Like Lic said she would have just bragged on how whipped she has you too her friends. Even though she has already probably done that. The one thing I could tell you is never let a chick bring you down.
There is too much ass in the world to be going crazy over one.
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This is funny.
Very, very, very funny.
Funny in the fact, that this happens to just about everyone.
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Its about as funny as your sig
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I find my signature humorous. Thats its point.
Its not meant to be funny to really anyone else.
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A few months ago, a chick friend of mine IMed me. She wanted to get back with an ex she thought liked her. I said "are you crazy?" Apparently, they broke up twice or something like that. I managed to convince her to not get with him. I said there was a reason they broke up....twice and she would only get hurt from it. The new relationship would only open up new wounds. A rule I will always follow, never get with an ex. Just like clips had said, never go back to old booty.
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Originally posted by Titan
A few months ago, a chick friend of mine IMed me. She wanted to get back with an ex she thought liked her. I said "are you crazy?" Apparently, they broke up twice or something like that. I managed to convince her to not get with him. I said there was a reason they broke up....twice and she would only get hurt from it. The new relationship would only open up new wounds. A rule I will always follow, never get with an ex. Just like clips had said, never go back to old booty.
I dated this girl when I was seventeen we even moved in with each other and then something happened and we split up. About three months later she came back after me and conviced me to start dating her again........
We have been Married 10 years now. Guess that blows your current theory all to hell.
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I hate you Cyrus :rpissed: But ofcoarse there are acceptions but I\'m saying generally :) But also, you only broke up once. She broke up with this dude twice and wanted to get back together with him. And after the second time, I think she said that they didn\'t talk for a couple years. But you only broke up once. There I guess is still hope always but I personally would stay away from and ex, unless she showed me that she would change or whatever (depending on the situation). Now I sound hypocritical. I hate you Cyrus :rpissed: *slowly backs out of thread*
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you want this "friend", don\'t you? :)
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There is always exceptions to the rules. You have no when to be smart. Most of the time is wise to stay clear and leave what is in the pass. If it is really true love then thats an exception.
And it does seem like titan wants that friend.
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Are you kidding Im pretty sure he has already boned this "friend" she doest know it....... Aww the impure thoughts
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Titan seems like the "shy around girls" type to me. Thats why she is only a friend right now. Am I right Titan?
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I used to be like that... relatively.
All it takes is one long term relationship and you will really think you understand girls and talking to them becomes such a breeze. For instance, if it were the old me I would barely have a conversation with this new chick at work, and now I already have her attention because I\'ve been really outgoing. That, and I look 10x better than I did two years ago.
Crappy thing is she\'s in Nebraska (Seriously, what is there in Nebraska? ;) ) this entire week so its just more time I get to lose. Therefore I\'m making my move when she returns.
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The only thing in Nebraska right now is the College World Series in Omaha, that, and probably her relatives. Something along those lines, though it\'d be cool if she was randomly into Baseball ;)
Outside of that, I have no clue what she\'s doing here. There isn\'t shit here outside of the beforementioned, and a lot of flat land. Oh, and we have a dried up river that goes through the entire state. And a town that got its\' shit ruined by an F4 Tornado. Woo.
See Yuz.
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Well if you see a really hot girl just wondering around the flat lands, tell her I said hi.
:wave:
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I see plenty of hot girls around here in Lincoln...it\'s just every town that\'s not in the Southeast part of Nebraska that\'s just...bad. It\'s not even worth trying out there.
But yeah, if I see a random hot chick on the streets or on O Street, I\'ll tell them that a tall red headed kid from Las Vegas that\'s going to college at Notre Dame said Hi. No problem.
See Yuz.
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Ya I have been to nebraska and there are plenty of Hotties there........ Unfortunalty they are all on greyhounds just passing through.
Something about cold winter place add a little fluff around the half shirt line.
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I can only speak for Lincoln in terms of actual good looking women...and that\'s only in South Lincoln. Outside of that, again, if you\'re anywhere that isn\'t in the Southeast part of Nebraska...you better have like, blinders on or something. It ain\'t good.
I don\'t even think that Nebraska has greyhounds that run amok. Hot damn I love stereotypes ;)
See Yuz.
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I can get girls, just too shy.
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Originally posted by MPTheory
you want this "friend", don\'t you? :)
At one point I did. She\'s more religious than swif though and I like another girl now instead.
Originally posted by MPTheory
Titan seems like the "shy around girls" type to me. Thats why she is only a friend right now. Am I right Titan?
You hit the nail on the head. The girl I like now, I am kind of shy around. Lets see, I managed to mess up her name.....about 5 times, studdered and crap like that. I\'m such a dork :(
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Originally posted by ViVi
I can get girls, just too shy.
Erm... Shy = No confidence = No girls
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Im workin on it. My friends tell me a lot of girls think im hot just I dont talk to anyone.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Well if you see a really hot girl just wondering around the flat lands, tell her I said hi.
:wave:
Your girlfriend isnt really hot.
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Originally posted by (e)
Your girlfriend isnt really hot.
Who are you talking about?
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hes not talking about his X dude.
You guys are he youngins around here. You gotta learn not to be shy, or you will the the guy that almost burns his penis of trying to huma pie
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Originally posted by MPTheory
hes not talking about his X dude.
You guys are he youngins around here. You gotta learn not to be shy, or you will the the guy that almost burns his penis of trying to huma pie
That crazy Sammy will try anything ;)
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Is there any reason for me to read this page?
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Yes
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well.. Yor a Stud Vid, so you dont need any advice on how to pick up chicks, but you can either laugh at the boys in here that cant, or you could always give some Sage advice on how to have the poon gravitate towards these kids ;)
Just playing Titan :)
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The best way to pic up chick is to buy nice clothes save money and buy a ricer and act like you got money. Girls seems to become superficial very early on and you can bang them at least once before the figure out you flat ass broke......
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haha.. Damn dude, Why you gotta be waistin my flavor? hahaha.
Thats just way to close to home man.. way to close to home. I guess Im not really broke any more, but I\'m sure as hell not rollin in the dough.
This man is right Titan. And I dont care how friggin horrible it sounds. Alot, not all, but alot of girls (all the way to when they are considered women) look at whatcha got on the outside.
When people say "its whats on the inside that counts" they\'re usually either ugly, or just trying to make an ugly person happy. Its basically just something ugly people say :)
sorry ugly people.
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I live in a rich town but live in the middle class area. I work at a local drug store at a whopping 6.75 an hour, drive a Thunderbird (nice car though. lotsa power). There are a lot of girls that think I\'m cute but too many of the chicks I\'m friends with look for a real relationship and not just hook up like I do. I have great trouble finding chicks to hook up with (a nice number of 0). But the girls that do go for guys that drive BMWs and Mercedes in my town. I think I\'m the only Junior this year that worked his ass off to buy his own car. Everyone elses parents bought their kids the most expensive car. That\'s so flipping annoying. Then they get all the chicks. I don\'t get it. But that\'s life. There is one more girl that does like me but is playing hard to get (long story, but I need to go out in a second so I\'ll post when I get back).
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hmmm... cool your jets there Titan.. You have to ease your way in. (Figurativley speaking) Don\'t expect to just "hook up" with some girl one night. That doesnt happen for a Novice like yourself. Not unless you pay for it, and I dont dont think (I hope) you dont want to do that. Please tell me you dont want to do that. ;)
How old are you again?
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17 and I don\'t pa.......:).......I don\'t pay people to hook up. Its weird. I\'ve given friends kind of advice and helped them get together with girls or girls with guys (girl and my best friend) but none of the stuff I use to get them together works for me. I dunno. I\'ll find someone someday.
There is a girl that likes me and she kissed me one day after school when I saw her. I asked her out and she said yes. She called me that night and said she wanted to get to know me before we commit. Then two days later, we were on a class trip for the weekend and I was talking to her and she said she didn\'t want a boyfriend for a while. Now we hardly talk. She smiles when I see her and we hug and stuff and talk every so often. I don\'t know what\'s gonna happen with me and her.
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Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.
Also, I stated we hired a handful of new people at my job, well one chick is new and moving down the street from me, and she appears to be the biggest skank ever. She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.
:grin:
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.
Also, I stated we hired a handful of new people at my job, well one chick is new and moving down the street from me, and she appears to be the biggest skank ever. She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.
:grin:
1.Having a large penis has always helps too.
2. Do it.. just make sure you bag it... You will thank me later.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.
:grin:
Dude, invite me and I\'ll bring all my Target skanks. It\'ll be great!
;)
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Haha...
Ok... here\'s the gameplan for the chick at work that I\'m chasing. When she gets back from Nebraska, I\'m going to ask her to be my date to go to the Warped Tour. It\'s going to be pretty gutsy, cuz she said she\'s going, therefore I\'m sure she has plans to go with other people, but this is my only window.
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You know... You dont have to actually say "Will you be my DATE for the warped tou?" You could simply ask her to go with you. It would just sound like something from an early 80\'s flick or something.
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I wanted to post something...but how many freakin\' pages is this?
Oh screw it.
She broke up with you to be with me. :p
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.
Got one of those. A lot of girls think I\'m funny. I think they\'re crazy. I\'m more sarcastic about a lot of stuff. Eh, whatever. But I find out these chicks like(d) me AFTER they get a boyfriend :rolleyes:
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thats because you never make a move guy! haha
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*kicks MP theory in the face for pointing out the obvious*
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*UPDATE* (6/29/04)
First lets look back at where are hero last left off...
Originally posted by SwifDi
*UPDATE* (6/19/04)
Alright... well... The thing with this new girl at work isn\'t looking as well as I had hoped. See, we hired a handful of new people, and one is a guy who I have sort of taken under my wing and been a real nice friend to as he adjusts to working and even living in Vegas (he just moved here from CA). Well today at work, we\'re talking and he says,
"Oh man, I went to the mall today with the hottest chick ever"
I ask, "Really, who?"
He replies, "Here, I got a picture of her"
*he reaches for his cellphone, and shows to me a picture of none other than this girl at work that I planned on pursuing*
Me, "Ah... crap."
Him, "You don\'t think she\'s pretty?"
Me, "No, she\'s hot. Its just... well I wanted to get with her :) ."
Him, "Oh... I know man, she\'s so gorgeous. Can you help me out?"
Me, "Uh... as much I as I don\'t want to, I\'ll do my best."
Okay, so that was the jist of it. I\'d feel so bad trying to fight with this guy for her, mainly cuz I\'m leaving in less than 2 months anyways, and well I\'ve been a good friend to him so far. The thing is, he doesn\'t need my help. Now, as much as you all like to think it, I\'m not gay, but this guy is pretty good looking and is even pretty buff. I really don\'t feel like going through some rollercoaster ride and try to compete with him, I don\'t have the time, and I don\'t really have the confidence at this point.
So far I have only spoken with this girl and had small conversations, and have made her laugh quite a lot. I think she understands that I like her at this point, if not, the \'work hotline\' really is slower than I thought.
Also, there is another chick at work that seems pretty in to me. Actually wait, I know she likes me. She doesn\'t look as good as the chick mentioned above, but she\'s not bad. At this point, I really don\'t know if I want to bother trying to get with her, chances are I\'ll just put up some \'friends zone\' wall for her. Dunno really.
And lastly, my ex\'s best friend is talking to me a lot more than usual. :shy:
I\'m in the twilight zone right now. I guess priority one is still trying to hook up with the new hottie.
:sconf:
Alrighty...
Well apparently the guy that was chasing the girl I liked threw in the towel. He told me that he just doesn\'t think that she\'d ever like him more than a friend.
Then she comes back from Nebraska.
I\'m walking into work and he comes up to me happily and says, "Guess who\'s back?!". So he\'s back in action and still pursuing her once again, as soon as I felt extremely comfortable with my chances.
Well the good news was that she was back, and I had my chance to really talk to her and lay some sort of a foundation. And thats exactly what I did.
We talked the entire day practically about everything. I easily made her laugh every other sentence that came out of my mouth, and one time she actually had to stop bagging because she was laughing so hard. I even left a small window open for her and told her she was more than welcome to join me and my friends to go to the Warped Tour on the 4th of July.
There were other minute details, lots of eye contact, smiling, and all that gushy shit. In the meanwhile, the other guy was just so shy and didn\'t talk to her the entire day.
At the end of the day we said bye and she almost tried to hit me with her car; in a cute way of course.
Later on I go to the gym with my buddies and they invite me to go see Spiderman 2, and would you believe it, that girl is also coming! However... so is the other guy... So Friday night is going to be ridiculously interesting, and it\'ll probably look like the final round of Elimidate or something.
From the bits and pieces that I\'ve picked up is that she\'s pretty hard to get, but everybody agrees that I have the best shot out of anybody at my work. Moreso than the other guy because he\'s younger than her, doesn\'t drive, and is just not her type in general.
I\'m sure they\'ll be an update on Friday.
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Once I was on a boat with some friends and there was this guy screamin "Come to the back of the boat!"
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That\'s amazing.
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Let me just say this - you think it\'s difficult see\'ing your ex at the cinema\'s...Try working in the same place as them.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
*UPDATE* (6/29/04)
At the end of the day we said bye and she almost tried to hit me with her car; in a cute way of course.
Later on I go to the gym with my buddies and they invite me to go see Spiderman 2, and would you believe it, that girl is also coming! However... so is the other guy... So Friday night is going to be ridiculously interesting, and it\'ll probably look like the final round of Elimidate or something.
From the bits and pieces that I\'ve picked up is that she\'s pretty hard to get, but everybody agrees that I have the best shot out of anybody at my work. Moreso than the other guy because he\'s younger than her, doesn\'t drive, and is just not her type in general.
I\'m sure they\'ll be an update on Friday.
OK Di, unfortunately, you have to make this other dude look like an idot (in a subtle way). You have some extra work ahead of you if this other dude invited her, cause technically, shes there with him. but if you can pull this off, it will make you feel like your balls just dropped, yes man, competition is what drives us!!!! you must not fail in this mission!!!
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Well, thankfully, its a group thing, and nobody invited anybody really. Just a bunch of coworkers all going out together. Out of the group though, its been clear that me and him are the ones \'competing\' for her. I think its going to fun more than challenging, I do have the upper hand since I\'m more outgoing than him. I think I\'ll try and use that to my advantage...
"Hey dude, can you get us some popcorn? Thanks."
Hahaha...
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Originally posted by ViVi
Once I was on a boat with some friends and there was this guy screamin "Come to the back of the boat!"
Another quality post by ViVi.
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and is just not her type in general.
Probably the stupidest thing you could ever say. Ever.
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Take a camera with you and tape the whole thing. Then you can have her chose between the two of you at the end of the week.
We could sell it to friggen Speed Channel or some other waste of space that has nothing better to put on.
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This thread went from funny to miles from making a small bit of sense.
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Originally posted by (e)
Probably the stupidest thing you could ever say. Ever.
Explain. I didn\'t know you were quite the Casanova. :rolleyes:
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Casanova from Mystery Men
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Originally posted by (e)
Probably the stupidest thing you could ever say. Ever.
*looks at (e)\'s sig......*
*realizes it\'s (e)/ spudz....*
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Originally posted by Jumpman
This thread went from funny to miles from making a small bit of sense.
That declaration hurts my head!
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it went from to from?
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I haven\'t posted in a long time so my grammer is in the pooper somewhere. I don\'t even know how to properly say what I just wrote.
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I rock.
Got the girl\'s number... and we\'re currently arranging a date.
me = winner.
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No, you\'re still a loser.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
No, you\'re still a loser.
Go f**k a kangaroo.
Me > You
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(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomsburgfair.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fmichael.jpg&hash=ceaf3ec670cbe93d2d88c35cfd32dabf2b2c517d) > You.
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Hmm.... I can\'t top that.
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how\'d you land her? Draw a picture of your penis on a business card, that\'s what always works for me....though it is to scale
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It was actually all the fundamentals.
Tell girl you like her.
Ask for the girl\'s number.
Ask her out on a date.
:iono:
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Originally posted by theomen
how\'d you land her? Draw a picture of your penis on a business card, that\'s what always works for me....though it is to scale
A crudely drawn picture would hardly do SwifDi justice, though. I think the best plan of attack would be to take a photo of ones penis, then write ones phone number on the back of it.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
It was actually all the fundamentals.
Tell girl you like her.
Ask for the girl\'s number.
Ask her out on a date.
:iono:
No bashing.
Good luck.
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Thanks dude. I think I love you now.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Thanks dude. I think I love you now.
Not a problem.
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Don\'t take this the wrong way but you seem like those type of doods who can\'t stay single. I knew many people in college like that. Guess there\'s nothing really wrong with it.
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Daaaaaaamn... you got served
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Originally posted by THX
Don\'t take this the wrong way but you seem like those type of doods who can\'t stay single. I knew many people in college like that. Guess there\'s nothing really wrong with it.
I will agree with that. For the record, there is nothing wrong with being single. Yes, I assume it\'s nice to have someone around here and there for those "kodak moments" - but it\'s not something that you must hav.e
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^^^tru. i wish i could\'ve dedicated a wee bit more time to the single life..don\'t get me wrong i love the wife & kids..but there was something about havin\' you\'re own apt & a decent whip..women dig s**t like that...as soon as she comes through the door the panties magically levitate..;)
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This girl is so awesome... She\'s almost like the entire opposite of my ex, except even hotter. She\'s not a big church girl, she cusses, and she\'s so much more down to earth.
I haven\'t felt this way in awhile, its pretty sweet.
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Do you actually believe shes hotter?
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Originally posted by SwifDi
This girl is so awesome... She\'s almost like the entire opposite of my ex, except even hotter. She\'s not a big church girl, she cusses, and she\'s so much more down to earth.
I haven\'t felt this way in awhile, its pretty sweet.
Oh god.. your speaking crazy (oh my god im gonna marry this girl) talk already man. Tisk Tisk Tisk Di... you did not listen to a word we said Charlie.
Everyone... Get ready for "ugh Im pissed part 5"
I hate to say is Di, but your setting yourself up already. DONT GET ATTACHHHEEED!!! for your own sake!
Congrats on the victory though. Hit that shiat Raw Dawg and Bail! ;)
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and hopefully not all hung up about using her mouth
*crosses fingers for Vapors sake
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for vapor\'s snake
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
A crudely drawn picture would hardly do SwifDi justice, though. I think the best plan of attack would be to take a photo of ones penis, then write ones phone number on the back of it.
Or you could just write your phone number on your penis and take a picture of it. Although Freestylah probably wouldn\'t be able to get much more than the area code written down. I of course could include the country code.
Originally posted by SwifDi
This girl is so awesome... She\'s almost like the entire opposite of my ex, except even hotter.
:nopics:
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Man that\'d be a GREAT way to start a relationship. By parading her around for all us guys to fiddle with ourselves over.
Stapler better just make sure she finds out about it.
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Stapler knows better.
I\'ll try and get pics soon I guess.
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Are gonna try and "bag" her? sorry had to say it.
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:shy:
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Have you thought about protection if soo did you decide on Paper or plastic....
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Do one thing for me, kid...when you\'re hittin\' that shit doggy-style, and you\'re gettin\' ready to blow the top of her head off with your baby batter, think of Theomen naked and greased up beggin for your man-load... you could probably last another 10 minutes or so...
Oh, wait... that might not work for you, sissy boy.
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Do one thing for me, kid...when you\'re hittin\' that shit doggy-style, and you\'re gettin\' ready to blow the top of her head off with your baby batter, think of Theomen naked and greased up beggin for your man-load... you could probably last another 10 minutes or so...
Oh, wait... that might not work for you, sissy boy.
He\'d blow as soon as theomen popped into his mind.
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Does she have nice cans or melons? I\'ll bet she is a real peice of meat. You can have little pet quotes at work. Heh baby lets cruz over to the dairy department and milk a cow... Or come over to the ......
Alright Im done grocery store jokes are hard to come by!
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Haha... well she used to be a soccer player..
(whoa, hooray for irony, she just called as I was typing)
But yeah, she\'s the epitome of hotness. I\'ll hook you guys up with pics since I love you all.
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*Prepares to masturbate the neighbors dog.*
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Today we saw Spiderman 2 together with some friends and her. I did the ol\' "Yawn and put arm around her" routine, and it went very well. My arms are long so I had no place to rest them but her ass/thigh. Also holding hands, and all that other good stuff.
Hah... my ex called me before the movie. Man it felt good to just smile, and dump the cell in my pocket and not care, as I put my arm around an entirely new girl.
This chick rocks.
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That "arm routine" sounds pretty cheesy, but hey... Im not one to say what does and doesnt work on girls.
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Its cheesy, but it works. Because I yawned and did it, she thought it was cute, so that gave me an edge. The yawn was very sarcastic. Besides, its much better than if I did it out of the blue and risk creating an awkward situation for the both of us.
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I use the "sneeze and my penis falls out" routine
3 restraining orders and counting
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Did you try the hole in the popcorn tub/ penis trick? ;)
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Hmm... sounds intriguing. I\'ll give it a shot.
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Make sure you do it when you go to the movie with a girl though.
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too late, he tried it on Stapler
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Today we saw Spiderman 2 together with some friends and her. I did the ol\' "Yawn and put arm around her" routine, and it went very well. My arms are long so I had no place to rest them but her ass/thigh. Also holding hands, and all that other good stuff.
Such a cliche move but it really does work which is funny. Hats off to you swif.
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damn man, you must have monkey arms, unless she is really short. From the shoulder to the ass? Jebus stretch armstrong!
Congrats, now all you have to do is hizit that shiznit! ;)
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swif..you are one smooth cat..when you get some time get some pics of this shorty..now all you gotta do is get the thongs playa! ;)
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Originally posted by MPTheory
damn man, you must have monkey arms, unless she is really short. From the shoulder to the ass? Jebus stretch armstrong!
Well she leaned into me, so that made things easier. I do have really long forearms though... Hehehe...
Originally posted by clips
swif..you are one smooth cat..when you get some time get some pics of this shorty...
I\'ll bring my camera on our date... and I\'ll update this thread :)
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Try to get some upskirt shots...
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Not to mention down the shirt shots.
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Dildo cam?
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
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Dildo cam?
Who will be wearing it? Swif or his new chick?
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I don\'t care, just as long as I see some up the vagina shots.
A little bit of cervix drives me wild, as long as it\'s just a tease, and she isn\'t slutty about it.
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Well tomorrow is the big night, I\'ll see what pictures I can get... :shy:
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Date was awesome... Totally forgot about the camera tho... But I do have a pic of her, a really lousy scan from a yearbook, all I got...
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:)
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She has a lop sided face.
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So has she given you a manicure yet?
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Ha!
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She looks sweet but I bet she gets crazy...
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damn she is hot
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stick it to her bro!
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She is a fiery redhead too.
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She was so freakin hot on our date... I should have taken pics of what she was wearin... :bounce:
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Swif seems to go after the Asians. You are a smart man my brother :D
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She\'s not asian... She\'s hispanic.
:D
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Whatever, she\'s hot either way :)
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Yeah... I\'ve always kinda thought of myself as pretty shallow because I will only try and get with a girl if she is really attractive.
Oh shit wait, all guys are like that.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
She\'s not asian... She\'s hispanic.
:D
Is she legal? I mean - when she gets a job, will she pay taxes?
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Is she legal? I mean - when she gets a job, will she pay taxes?
Well she probably speaks better English than you do, and she\'s a military dependant... does that answer your question? :iono:
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Well she probably speaks better English than you do, and she\'s a military dependant... does that answer your question? :iono:
Yes, thank you.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
She\'s not asian... She\'s hispanic.
:D
SO she looks asian and has some junk in the trunk?
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Originally posted by videoholic
SO she looks asian and has some junk in the trunk?
Yup... just how I like em\'. :)
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Yup... just how I like em\'. :)
Whats wrong with dating a white chick?
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Nothing really... I am attracted to a lot of white girls, its just the majority of the ones\' here just don\'t have personalities which click with me. I\'m sure in South Bend I\'ll find a nice white chick, but I have to say my main preference is with girls that have some foreign ethnicity in them.
Its even fair to say this girl is a white chick for the most part...
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I like Asian chicks (attracted to them and think they\'re cute) but seem to end up having crushes on white chicks.
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**** Swif....I wouldn\'t mind dating her either man.
*applauds*
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Hah... thanks... I\'ll get some better pictures eventually. :D
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If you do you\'ll need to PM them or talk to me on AIM my friend...:)
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so are you and this girl just friends? I know your going off to college soon. There is noway a long distant relationship with such young ppl would work.
But you seem to be very clingy
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We\'re in this really interesting median between friends and bf/gf. We know there is no sense in a relationship because I\'m leaving, but we\'re still \'seeing each other\'. Its all kinda hard to explain, but me and her know where we stand.
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Originally posted by QuDDus
... There is noway a long distant relationship with such young ppl would work...
Thats not true. I\'m stationed overseas right now and my g/f and I have a very good relationship
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Originally posted by SwifDi
We\'re in this really interesting median between friends and bf/gf. We know there is no sense in a relationship because I\'m leaving, but we\'re still \'seeing each other\'. Its all kinda hard to explain, but me and her know where we stand.
So are you hitting it?
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Hehehe... I wish. Still have time though, who knows? :shy:
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Originally posted by i_killed_ur_dog
Thats not true. I\'m stationed overseas right now and my g/f and I have a very good relationship
Well soldiers are the new hot thing right now. Any other case and you guys would have been broke up.
A long distant relation can work, but 9 out of ten times with young people it doesn\'t.
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Doesn\'t catholicism teach saving your virginity until marraige??? And, you were both catholic? I\'m confused...
DeAnna
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Aye, it does teach that, so Swifdi will burn in hell but he really acts christian like and doesnt care till it involves sex.
I thought u said u were gonna leave
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I probably did say that...but I didn\'t leave, because people started being nicer to me.
DeAnna
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Originally posted by DeDanna
Doesn\'t catholicism teach saving your virginity until marraige??? And, you were both catholic? I\'m confused...
1. Yes it does.
2. We were both Christians.
3. Everybody f**ks up.
4. Contraception is a sin, so I guess I am really going to hell for that one as well.
5. You\'re fat.
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