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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Paul2 on August 25, 2004, 02:02:08 AM
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I am pretty sure there have been a joke thread before, but i am going to start a new one.
One time a woman went to a rug store to buy some rugs. she went in a store and she saw a rug that she like down the aisle. she walk down the aisle and touch the rug.
as she touch it, she let out a small fart. with a shock on her face, she turn around hoping no one sees her. Sure enough, there is a store clerk standing behind her.
nervous, she asked, "How much does this rug cost?"
store clerk, "Girl, you just fart by touching this rug. You are going to shit in your pant when you hear the price!"
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rofl!!! I think that will be hard to top but just for the helluvit...
Q: What kind of food do you eat on a first date?
A: Relationchips
Q: How do you know if you\'re gonna be a math teacher when you grow up?
A: At age 12 you start growng cubic hairs.
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one time a blonde came to an electronic store to buy a tv. she asked the store owner if she can buy a tv over there, the store owner say, "no. I Don\'t Sell TV to blonde."
so she left and dyed her hair black. She came back and asked the same question. The manager response the same, "No. I Don\'t Sell TV to blonde."
So she left and shaved her hair. She came back and asked the same question again.
He responded the same.
She asked, "How did you know I was a blonde?"
He said, "because that\'s a microwave oven."
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LOL. I like that last one. I\'m not one for jokes really. I find it funnier when people do things to themself that hurts, reallllllly bad. Like this!
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Paul you really need to fix up your grammar. Good joke though, lol :)
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my broken english is what makes the jokes more fun...hehehahhe:eyemouth: :p
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we need a grammar hax0r now that koppy is gone
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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Three old ladies are sitting on a bench and a flasher comes by. The first lady sees his wang and has stroke. The second one sees it and has a stroke. The third one sees it, but she can\'t reach.
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so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the crotch of his pants... The bartender asks "Hey buddy, whats with the steering wheel attached to your pants?" The Pirate replies "ARRRRR, Drives me nuts!"
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One day in a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you\'re saying there is as much glucose in a man\'s semen as there is in sugar?"
"That\'s correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn\'t it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl\'s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class and never returned.
However, as she was going through door, the professor\'s reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn\'t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat.
one more.
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the different quantities.
The little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, what are these condoms?"
The father, stuttered, and said "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked "Then, why do these come in a package of three?"
The father coyly answered "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"
The father smirked "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."
"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked "Well, then why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"
The father answered "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February..."
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead get into an elevator in an apartment building. They all notice something on the floor. The Redhead says "Looks like semen". The Brunette bends down and sniffs it. "Smells like semen". The Blonde sticks her finger in it and tastes it. "Nobody in this building".
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lol. Good jokes you guys.
Anyway, I didn\'t get the blonde, brunette, and redhead jokes in an elevator...
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sigh... the blond has rooted every dood in the building.
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Alright, im up.
Soooo... 3 vampires walk into a bar. The the first vampire walks up to the bartender and asks for a bloody mary. The bartender looks at him and gives it to him. The second vampire walks up and asks for a bloody ceasar. The bartender gives him a weird look at and hands him the drink. The third vampire walks up and asks for a glass of sugar-water. The bartender looks at him and gives it to him. Than the bartender began to ask, "do you want anything with that?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and replies, "Nope i\'m having tea."
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Originally posted by Paul2
Anyway, I didn\'t get the blonde, brunette, and redhead jokes in an elevator...
The Blonde blew every dude in the building so she knew what they all tasted like....it\'s less funny when you gotta explain the joke.
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Originally posted by i_killed_ur_dog
The Blonde blew every dude in the building so she knew what they all tasted like....it\'s less funny when you gotta explain the joke.
I didn\'t get it at first, but after thinking it for a while, that\'s what i thought too...sorry, i am kinda slow there. But very good jokes.
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Girl: Doctor I\'ve got tummy aches.
Doctor: Let\'s just take a look shall we..
*checkup*
Doctor: Whell, it seems like in 9 months, you\'ll be changing nappies!
Girl: OMG! Am I pregnant?!?
Doctor: Nope.
Girl: Oh thank God!!!!!
Doctor: You\'ve got BOWEL CANCER!!!!
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I got this joke from ultraman from a different forum:
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he\'s been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He\'s on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he\'d like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".
"No, honey, she\'s in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave\'s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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^^
Ha....
Q. Why are honeymoons only 6 days long?
A. Because 7 days makes a hole weak.
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:laughing:
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here is another one:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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dedicated to theomen and thx:
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don\'t care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I\'m not sure it\'d be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I\'ll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How\'d you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.
"How\'d you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, \'Goodnight, beautiful,\' and he sat up all night watching me."
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and another one:
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they\'re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room to get a few hours sleep. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it\'s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren\'t worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn\'t use them", the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn\'t go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn\'t use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
surprised when he looks at the check. But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
"That\'s right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping
with my wife."
"But I didn\'t!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
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Ok..So it\'s this kid\'s 4th birthday. His mother asks him what does he want. The kid says he wants to take a shower with her. The Mom says sure why not. So they\'re in the shower and the kid looks down. He asks his Mom " What\'s that?" The mother says "It\'s my sponge." So they get out the shower and a couple hours later the kid comes back to his mother and asks " Ma, can I play with your sponge?" The mother says " I lost it." The kid goes away and comes back another hour later very excited. He says "Mommy! Mommy! I found your sponge! The lady next door is sticking Daddy\'s face in it!
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Originally posted by i_killed_ur_dog
The kid says he wants to take a shower with her. The Mom says sure why not. So they\'re in the shower
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
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What\'s long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line!
Why does michael jackson like 28 year olds?
Because there\'s 20 of them!
why does the world hate the Jews?
Because they\'re shifty, money-lending tricksters who can\'t be trusted!
HA HA!!!!!!
j/k about the last one...and the first one...... OK, maybe not the first one...
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Why does michael jackson like 28 year olds?
Because there\'s 20 of them!
I don\'t gets it...
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It\'s more of an auditory trick... you\'re really saying "20 8-year-olds"....
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
It\'s more of an auditory trick... you\'re really saying "20 8-year-olds"....
Oh.;)
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there\'s two things I hate in this world, racism and niggers ;)
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Q. What\'s 12 inches long and white?
A. Absolutely nothing!
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^^
:laughing:
Wait... not funny.
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There once a donkey walking down a street. His first name is Jack, his last name is Ass.
He saw an apple tree on the side of the street, he walked to the tree and climb up. He eats some apple while he was still on the tree. After he finish eating it, he start to get sccares because he\'s afraid of height.
And you walk by and saw him up on the tree quivering.
The question is,
Will you help Jack off the tree?
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Here goes another one:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he\'s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn\'t surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I\'ll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he\'s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn\'t surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"
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These four guys go out to play golf one morning. One is held up in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their sons while walking to the first tee. \'My son,\' says one, \'has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He\'s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.\'
The second man, not to be outdone, talks about how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. \'He\'s so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift.\'
The third man\'s son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
\'To tell the truth, I\'m not very pleased with how my son has turned out, he replies. \'For fifteen years, he\'s been a hairdresser, and I\'ve just recently discovered he\'s a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.\'
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Q. How do you kill a retard?
A. Put a knife in his hand and ask him who\'s special.
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Originally posted by i_killed_ur_dog
Q. How do you kill a retard?
A. Put a knife in his hand and ask him who\'s special.
forgive my ignorance, i didn\'t really get it. It would be cool if you could explain it. Sorry I been asking you to explain your jokes because i am kinda slow there...
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Whatever you do, don\'t hand him a knife.
-Dan
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Snappy Answer #1:
A man flicked the other man off. The other man got pissed and yelled
" F-u-c-k You!"
The guy answered back....
Answer # 1:
"Back to you harder."
Answer # 2:
"What time?"
Snappy Answer # 2:
Q) "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?"
A) "Its time for you to get a watch."
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Whats White on the outside, Black on the inside and LOVES children...
Michael Jackson wooooooooooooo. "adds one more to the MJ Joke association"
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Q: What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
A: A Pokemon.
Q: Why is PMS called PMS?
A: Because mad cow disease was already taken.
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what was the last thing jfk jr had to drink?
ocean spray
whats the difference between your mom and a frisbee?
the frisbee isnt a cocksucking whore
What\'s the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
putting the diaper back on when you\'re finished
What\'s the difference between a baby and a slice of pizza?
Pizza doesn\'t scream when you put it in the oven.
What\'s the difference between your mom\'s mouth and a penis?
Usually less than an inch.
One day a young boy woke up feeling sticky. Apparently he had just had a wet dream but didn\'t realize. Confused, he stuck his hand down his pants and then smelled the substance. Still confused he proceeded to give it a little taste. The first thing he said afterwards...
Tastes like mommy\'s kisses
What\'s the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can\'t move a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
What\'s worse than a hundred dead babies in a hundred trash cans?
One dead baby in a hundred trash cans
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was tied to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
What\'s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
A little boy is being taken into the woods by a child molester. As they enter the darkness the kid says "Mister, I\'m scared. It\'s dark in here".
The child molester says "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone".
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids
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Originally posted by Paul2
Snappy Answer #1:
A man flicked the other man off. The other man got pissed and yelled
" F-u-c-k You!"
The guy answered back....
Answer # 1:
"Back to you harder."
Answer # 2:
"What time?"
Snappy Answer # 2:
Q) "Excuse me, do you know what time it is?"
A) "Its time for you to get a watch."
Dude, I hate those jokes. This really nerdy kid I know uses both all the time and he completely butchered them. It was funny the first 1000 times I heard it, lol.
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What runs faster than a black man stealing a tv???
His Brother with the VCR
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Originally posted by Ryu
what was the last thing jfk jr had to drink?
ocean spray
whats the difference between your mom and a frisbee?
the frisbee isnt a cocksucking whore
What\'s the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
putting the diaper back on when you\'re finished
What\'s the difference between a baby and a slice of pizza?
Pizza doesn\'t scream when you put it in the oven.
What\'s the difference between your mom\'s mouth and a penis?
Usually less than an inch.
One day a young boy woke up feeling sticky. Apparently he had just had a wet dream but didn\'t realize. Confused, he stuck his hand down his pants and then smelled the substance. Still confused he proceeded to give it a little taste. The first thing he said afterwards...
Tastes like mommy\'s kisses
What\'s the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can\'t move a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
What\'s worse than a hundred dead babies in a hundred trash cans?
One dead baby in a hundred trash cans
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was tied to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
What\'s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
A little boy is being taken into the woods by a child molester. As they enter the darkness the kid says "Mister, I\'m scared. It\'s dark in here".
The child molester says "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone".
What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids
I don\'t get most of these....:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Originally posted by Bozco
What runs faster than a black man stealing a tv???
His Brother with the VCR
heres me thinking you were gonna say a somalian kid with a mcdonalds voucher.
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How can you not get those, Paul? Most of them aren\'t even funny, just incredibly blunt. That\'s the point.
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Blunt they are, but I admit that at least half of them made me smile and half of those made me chuckle from slightly to loudly.
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What has 4 wheels and can\'t fly?
Christopher Reeves
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Originally posted by i_killed_ur_dog
What has 4 wheels and can\'t fly?
Christopher Reeves
Damn, I thought the answer was a car :(
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Where are the baby jokes?
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Get a new name Vivi?
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Yep. Im not the same person I was when I first was called ViVi, so I decided to change it.
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Originally posted by Halberto
Yep. Im not the same person I was when I first was called ViVi, so I decided to change it.
You\'ll always be the same moron :p ;) Just kiddin man :)
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How does superman put on his cape.
with his mouth...
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^^^
:laughing:
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On an electrician\'s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push!
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Optometrist\'s Office: If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.
Scientist\'s Door: Gone Fission.
Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.
Podiatrist\'s Window: Time wounds all heels.
Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet ... miss a car payment.
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We\'ll hear you coming.
Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people.
Butcher\'s Window: Pleased to meat you.
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don\'t, you will be.
Beauty Shop: Dye now!
Garbage Truck: We\'ve got what it takes to take what you\'ve got.
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
Diner Window: Don\'t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Music Library: Bach in a minuet.
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we\'ll wait.
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A little old lady was walking up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex!" He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I\'ll take the soup."
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor\'s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don\'t do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don\'t burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don\'t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You\'re going to die," she replied.
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What I Want in a Man
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
Revised List (age 42)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
Revised List (age 52): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
Doesn\'t drive off until I\'m in the car
Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I\'m talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends.
Revised List (age 62):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn\'t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn\'t borrow money too often
4. Doesn\'t nod off to sleep when I\'m venting
5. Doesn\'t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
Revised List (age 72):
1. Doesn\'t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn\'t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he\'s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it\'s the weekend.
Revised List (age 82): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn\'t miss the toilet.
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Work or Prison
IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON ... you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK ... you get a break for only one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ... you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it but unfortunately, the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what\'s wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don\'t worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says ... It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."