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Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Ryu on September 01, 2004, 08:52:40 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5517950774

Yah.  What more needs to be said?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 01, 2004, 08:56:55 PM
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Originally posted by Ryu
Yah.  What more needs to be said?


Not much..

except..

I preferred your signature when it was "I\'m better than you.". :)

Oh, and would she have to have proof that she is a virgin? Would she have to still be \'in tact\'?
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: SwifDi on September 01, 2004, 09:11:34 PM
I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:

Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 01, 2004, 09:14:20 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:


*high fives* Amen, brother!

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Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.


Well..

She\'s a virgin..

So I bet he\'d probably enjoy it more if he was ****ing a bag of concrete.

I\'d pay more money to just masturbate in the same room while she lezzes it out with another hottie.
Title: Re: Re: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Ryu on September 01, 2004, 09:19:34 PM
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Not much..

except..

I preferred your signature when it was "I\'m better than you.". :)


Picky littly bitch.  :)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ßëñ on September 01, 2004, 09:29:15 PM
Wow, thats great. If I even cared to bid on her, well if I had the money. I don\'t thikn I\'d even have sex with her. Who knows where shes been. Girls like to lie about that stuff. If i did win i\'d make her have sex with random things, like a lava lamp, or maybe my emergency brake in my car, or maybe even...

Titan....
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 01, 2004, 09:36:54 PM
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Originally posted by ßëñ†
Wow, thats great. If I even cared to bid on her, well if I had the money. I don\'t thikn I\'d even have sex with her. Who knows where shes been. Girls like to lie about that stuff. If i did win i\'d make her have sex with random things, like a lava lamp, or maybe my emergency brake in my car, or maybe even...

Titan....


I don\'t think you can \'make\' her do anything. Well, unless you physically force her to, but I\'m pretty sure that\'s illegal. If you read the page you\'ll see she doesn\'t even have to have sex with you, as she didn\'t isn\'t actually selling sex (though, it\'s heavily implied), rather an evening with you.

As for not knowing where she\'s been, it\'s why I asked if she had proof that she hasn\'t been anywhere.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ßëñ on September 01, 2004, 09:38:55 PM
IDC. I\'d get a cattle prod and a stun gun and make have sex with a Lava Lamp. It would provide for lots of laughs for me and all who saw it. Than I\'d go to jail.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 01, 2004, 09:40:26 PM
Dude..

She\'s hot..

Why not just do her?
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ßëñ on September 01, 2004, 09:46:09 PM
Because...

I....

The lights...

Ah, i got nothing... You win.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 01, 2004, 10:07:58 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
I\'ve gotten that for free. :cool:

Whoever is paying 9 million euros for that is filthy rich. That better be some good sex.



You do know, none of us actually believe you..or care about it...Right?

Just checking!
:)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: SwifDi on September 01, 2004, 10:16:04 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
You do know, none of us actually believe you..or care about it...Right?

Just checking!
:)


Heh, thats actually perfectly fine, I\'m not trying to convince anybody of anything.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 01, 2004, 10:16:41 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Heh, thats actually perfectly fine, I\'m not trying to convince anybody of anything.


I thought you was leaving.
What happened??!!? You\'re still here????!!!!!!!!!!???????
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: SwifDi on September 01, 2004, 10:18:15 PM
What the hell?
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 01, 2004, 10:48:57 PM
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Originally posted by SwifDi
What the hell?


Hup-nnnnnnnnnnnng!
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flogo.cafepress.com%2F2%2F691352.jpg&hash=85f7527445938d49f251c6269e4e6a14711bdae1)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 02, 2004, 02:07:02 AM
link is no more. :(
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 02, 2004, 04:08:06 AM
Coz I banged her already. For free. Damn she was tight. Horniest virgin I\'ve had....this week, at least. ;)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 02, 2004, 04:48:08 AM
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Hup-nnnnnnnnnnnng!
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flogo.cafepress.com%2F2%2F691352.jpg&hash=85f7527445938d49f251c6269e4e6a14711bdae1)


heh.
You rock,Bobo.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: MPTheory on September 02, 2004, 05:52:56 AM
the link is down... anyone save what it said?  IT would be interesting to read how someone sells their virginity on Ebay.  

I might do it!  JK (Not a virgin.... Not a Unik)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 02, 2004, 06:24:22 AM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
heh.
You rock,Bobo.


(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.internettrash.com%2Fchiva%2Floser.gif&hash=bfaa78371c7385b6ecb514ac48e86a3f26275f40)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Titan on September 02, 2004, 08:44:17 AM
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Originally posted by ßëñ†
Wow, thats great. If I even cared to bid on her, well if I had the money. I don\'t thikn I\'d even have sex with her. Who knows where shes been. Girls like to lie about that stuff. If i did win i\'d make her have sex with random things, like a lava lamp, or maybe my emergency brake in my car, or maybe even...

Titan....


I have no problem getting.....um....wait :(
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ßëñ on September 02, 2004, 09:59:35 PM
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Originally posted by Titan
I have no problem getting.....um....wait :(


I think i saw... under her.... in the virgin...

Someone... selling his?.... virginity....
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: L i L K u B B s on September 02, 2004, 10:55:56 PM
Wow... I definitely caught that too... it scared me, haha.
Title: For those who missed it -- a summary:
Post by: Ryu on September 03, 2004, 02:26:35 AM
The Place:
Ebay

The Type:
Auction.

The Prize:
Virginity.

The price:
Over 10 million dollars.

The Subject:
A Girl.

The pics:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde1.jpg&hash=49651781a9773926754113e4335e73b170bcc091)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde2.jpg&hash=8dd2091f1c9bb2a9c9da0ef52a0c137764ad94d5)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde5.jpg&hash=a2a11b6847be31dd9e6ba840aa12871666a5afd4)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde3.jpg&hash=4d6ec5c3032aade65ea3af8244e858aec158d971)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde4.jpg&hash=61b8a5a7832f0e2209fea41d0d7e46466cfcef33)

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.n7studios.co.uk%2Fmyentertainment%2Fmichelle_blonde6.jpg&hash=d45dbbffc0e1b0030bb1b36b5b434bcc7036bf03)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ooseven on September 03, 2004, 03:31:55 AM
[me types in the style of the comic book guy from the Simpson’s]

Greatest Bid to appear on Ebay....EVER !....
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 03, 2004, 06:01:07 AM
the prize.. Bullshit.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Titan on September 03, 2004, 08:48:05 AM
Wow. Those pics of her are.....hot :D
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ooseven on September 03, 2004, 09:08:13 AM
You never can tell with Ebay...

I have been con\'ed more than once on it

i mean what if you own the bid and it turned out that she is a 80 year old sex starved granny :eek:...
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: Ashford on September 03, 2004, 09:12:17 AM
...speaking from experience, of course.
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ooseven on September 03, 2004, 09:33:58 AM
What... getting "fooled" into having sex with a granny , or getting duff stuff on ebay ?

;)
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: CHIZZY on September 03, 2004, 09:36:26 AM
I head tha ho hemet missus munnypenn....[/kopking mode]
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ßëñ on September 03, 2004, 10:35:20 AM
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Originally posted by ooseven
What... getting "fooled" into having sex with a granny , or getting duff stuff on ebay ?

;)


I like them old and moldy. Being \'old\' just just means their experienced. 80 years of experience.....

mmmm..... :smileysex:
Title: Gentlemen, Place Your Bids!
Post by: ooseven on September 04, 2004, 10:37:51 AM
80 year of experience :eek:

She would snap you in two.

On a side note... I have a friend that hit it with a fitness instructor (she was 24)...

And he said he had to do stretching exercises before they had sex…and even then the poor chap felt like he broke a few bones afterwords.