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Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: theomen on November 25, 2004, 10:23:13 AM
gobble, gobble mother f*ckers
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on November 25, 2004, 10:35:33 AM
yummy
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Cyrus on November 25, 2004, 10:54:55 AM
HAPPY TURKEY DAY BIATCH!!!!

 T\'was the Night of Thanksgivings
        T\'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn\'t sleep
        I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep

 
        The leftovers beckoned......the dark meat and white
        But I fought the temptation with all of my might
 
        Tossing and turning with anticipation
        The thought of a snack became infatuation.
 
        So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
        And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
 
        I gobbled up Turkey and buttered potatoes,
        Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
 
        I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
        \'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
 
        I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
        Mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
 
        But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
        Happy Eating to All - - - pass the cranberries, please.
 
        May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plum p.
        May your potatoes\'n gravy have nary a lump,
        May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
        May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs.
 
        HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU ALL!!!
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on November 25, 2004, 11:42:29 AM
we don\'t have it... but umm yea, happy turkey killing you sick evil bastards.  :mad:
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Living-In-Clip on November 25, 2004, 11:48:06 AM
You gotta love all the pointless holidays at this time of the year.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Kurt Angle on November 25, 2004, 01:27:01 PM
Our turkey day is 25th of December.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Viper_Fujax on November 25, 2004, 01:52:39 PM
Hooray to taking over the indians!!

Happy Thanksgiving.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Titan on November 25, 2004, 02:39:04 PM
Wasn\'t the story of Thanksgiving nothing like this? I learned last year in history that Squanto didn\'t come to help the pilgrims. His tribe was killed from a plague. Swearing revenge, he went to the pilgrims in order to plan C4 charges in their turkeys so when they ate it, KABLAMO. He then would take over the town and then the country and call it Squantoland. What can I say, I stopped paying attention during the lesson at plague :)
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: unknown on November 25, 2004, 03:12:33 PM
GET IN MEH BELLY
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Eiksirf on November 25, 2004, 03:17:17 PM
Running around with C4 wouldn\'t have been as enduring a tradition, though.

-Dan
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on November 25, 2004, 03:29:01 PM
turkey sucks, seriously the only reason we eat it at christmas is to cull the population or the foul tasting bird would takeover the world
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on November 25, 2004, 04:32:57 PM
Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Titan on November 25, 2004, 06:56:53 PM
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.


Something like that.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Cyrus on November 25, 2004, 07:22:13 PM
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Wasn’t it about the Indians helping the first white men learn how to make food out of the environment because they were starving or something.


we showed them how to plant and harvest ohh and we showed them how to get hummers and the 69 positon...
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on November 25, 2004, 07:29:31 PM
and make casinos.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: unknown on November 25, 2004, 07:40:19 PM
columbus was all about the gold, he would cut the feet off of indians and tell them if they didnt lead him to the gold they wuld end up witht he same fate, too bad they didnt understand anything he was saying..
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Living-In-Clip on November 25, 2004, 09:02:24 PM
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Originally posted by unknown
columbus was all about the gold, he would cut the feet off of indians and tell them if they didnt lead him to the gold they wuld end up witht he same fate, too bad they didnt understand anything he was saying..


I like him already.

I hate these holidays, everything shuts down for complete crap.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: unknown on November 25, 2004, 11:14:51 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I like him already.

I hate these holidays, everything shuts down for complete crap.


I agree with you, especially since I would have gotten paid today :mad:
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: THX on November 25, 2004, 11:43:36 PM
holiday = no work = cool with me
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: JBean on November 26, 2004, 05:37:00 AM
I love getting paid days off
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Evi on November 26, 2004, 11:10:33 AM
Happy Thanksgiving yesterday cuz I\'m a little too late cuz I was busy stuffing my face...

Quote
T\'was the Night of Thanksgivings
T\'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn\'t sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep


The leftovers beckoned......the dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation with all of my might

Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up Turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
\'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
Mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
Happy Eating to All - - - pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plum p.
May your potatoes\'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off of your thighs.
:laughing: Where the hell did you find that?

I learned about Thanksgiving from a Jack-in-the-Box commercial :D *lies*
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: theomen on November 26, 2004, 12:16:24 PM
I have the whole week off from work, then I go back to work for 3 weeks and then I\'m off for two weeks.  Kick ass
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Titan on November 26, 2004, 05:37:09 PM
If I went into work yesterday, I would have gotten time and a half. Thankfully I didn\'t. I didn\'t feel like waking up early on a holiday to go to work :)
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: theomen on November 26, 2004, 07:09:28 PM
f*ck me in the goats ass, I just got back from a Chinese Buffet....oh Christ I feel like shit, damn these past two days of eating.
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Evi on November 26, 2004, 07:25:07 PM
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f*ck me in the goats ass, I just got back from a Chinese Buffet....oh Christ I feel like shit, damn these past two days of eating.
On that note...I\'m gonna go have some left overs ;)
Title: Happy Turkey Day Bitches
Post by: Titan on November 26, 2004, 07:32:58 PM
Thanksgiving is like Christmas. You have the one day on the 25th. Then for the next week, you are still celebrating it (leftovers ;) )