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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Mr. Kennedy on December 13, 2004, 11:25:34 AM
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Time is running out and she\'s the kinda person that refuses to tell you exactly what she wants. I\'m not good at picking out gifts, does anyone have any general ideas?
Oh and, keep the price down, like around $40.
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The Rabbit.
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Well if you get her a vibrator, make sure you get her a jelly one. The plastic ones just aren\'t as comfortable.
Or you can get her Whack a Mole. That\'s what Logan got my wife. She\'s going to love it.
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
The Rabbit.
I got that for Hurricane\'s mom last year. She "lost" it. Riiiight. Prolly right next to her anus.
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nothing says love more than a giant adult sized diaper and to send her a little note saying " Mom for christmas all I want is for you to wipe my ass one more time"
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Or tattoo the letters "M" on both yer ass cheeks. Show it to her on Christmas morning by pulling yer pants down and bending over and showing her your MoM tattoo.
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A hot date with the Omen...what else !
He\'s the perfect gentleman by the way....errrrr so I am told :ghey: ;)
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or how about some nice framed autographed goatse pics. Or some tar heroin.
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Originally posted by ooseven
A hot date with the Omen...what else !
He\'s the perfect gentleman by the way....errrrr so I am told :ghey: ;)
I know. He gives you cab money when he finishes.
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how about I gift wrap my penis?
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Or tattoo the letters "M" on both yer ass cheeks. Show it to her on Christmas morning by pulling yer pants down and bending over and showing her your MoM tattoo.
:laughing: :laughing:
Hey people show somerespect and understanding here
Anyways.
I personally suggest something like tose decorative shaped crystals.
You know.Like the ones shaped as a rose, dolphin, ship, piano, an animal etc
Just in case someone sais it:NOT A SHAPE OF A DICK :p
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Originally posted by Unicron!
:laughing: :laughing:
Hey people show somerespect and understanding here
Anyways.
I personally suggest something like tose decorative shaped crystals.
You know.Like the ones shaped as a rose, dolphin, ship, piano, an animal etc
Just in case someone sais it:NOT A SHAPE OF A DICK :p
What about a cock?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laughing:
Man you are killing me :laughing:
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hurricane..you should have known better than to ask these cats for their idea\'s....on that note get yer mom a lifesize blowup mandingo doll.complete with the massive 13 incher..;)..just tell her to hide it from your pops..;)
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oh geez
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or keep it for yourself
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Originally posted by theomen
how about I gift wrap my penis?
Ya know, I have a birthday coming up ;)
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i bought her a clock
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I hope it\'s one of those crystal encased clocks with the spinning shizzola inside them that makes em look all pretty and whatnot :/
By the way...what the hell kind of clock is it?
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nothing says I love you like Gucci, Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Amani or Versace
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Originally posted by theomen
nothing says I love you like Gucci, Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Amani or Versace
omen definitely knows the way to a woman\'s heart. Don\'t forget to add Louis Vuitton
If you didn\'t see the other thread I\'m getting mine a gift card at a local mall. You can never go wrong with those, women love to shop.
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Originally posted by The Hurricane
i bought her a clock
A Clock ?
What kind of gift is that ?
oh great now she is going to think her son is Ghey ;) :p
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A clock? I think she would have enjoyed the vibrator much more.
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you know these old clocks that vibrate when they ring? :p
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Give her a male RealDoll. Perhaps you could even borrow it sometimes.
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This is why I don\'t ask about gifts on this board.
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Does that mean you want a gift too but you didnt tell us???
I suggest these huge dil...... :D