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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: THX on December 16, 2004, 12:36:19 AM
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http://blackchucktaylor.com/jon/
Dis Johnny Crack MUH-FUUKAA!!!!!
lmao I can\'t believe this crap.
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Have you read his message boards? He\'s so far up his own arse, it\'s criminal.
Who the hell is he anyway?
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At least his members like him.
hahahah yeah right JC. you wanted cornrows and wodnered if tha ladies like your blonde hair dune up like that.
you are just a silly highschool kid who is like all other highschool kids.....interested in fashion.
admit it.
the only difference is you THINK you can rap.
Ahahaha! You were promoting on "Teenforums". Oh god, I am in tears. You are gansta now. There is a reason why only women replied, and isn\'t because you are even a little bit cool. Only women replied because only women look at that shit... and when I say women, I mean little girls with nothing to do.
Shouldn\'t a big bad \'gansta\' like yourself be out selling crack instead of asking advice in "Teanforums". Haha, you are a ****ing loser.
Just in case anyone missed it. Johnny Pussy Ass Little Bitch lives with his parents, in Canada (lol!), and as the above link shows, he likes to visit "teenforums" for fashion advice. Hahahaha!
STFU j crack don´t make me bitch slap your 15 yr old face.pillowbiter.
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HA-HAAA-HAAAHAAA! He should team up with the Icy Hot Stuntaz! :laughing:
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someone should make a thread over there letting them know they are now entertainment for the masses
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Wait... Joker = from Canada. Johnny A$$ Crack = from Canada. JOKER = JOHNNY!!!!11
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*is l337*
me Johnny Crack!?!?!? I wish...because whatever drug he takes to make one so delusional seems to be of excellent quality :D (can you spell LSD?)
I just posted under "DirtyVeins" to announce my utter lose of words for Johnny Crack...
are you down with Johnny Crack, son?
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblackchucktaylor.com%2Fjon%2Fjon2.jpg&hash=c1507a0a027294acb5bc55ef59f4ec7846896cb7)
oh and I think its quite obvious sammy that the best Canadian rapper is Dr.Evil (Mike Myers) and mini-me (Verne Troyer) doing "just the two of us" ;)
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I think we should all sign up there and psx2centralize his forums, some of the poor saps there look like they need a good laugh (apart from laughing at Johnny Cack himself that is)
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Well, I\'m registered (CrackWhore), I wonder how long I\'ll last there.
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in case it gets deleted, my first (and possibly only post)
2 Q\'s for the CrackMeister from the CrackWhore
After typing the following into google:
sad+gay+white+fake+rapper+wannabe+parents+basement
this place came up in the results.
I have 2 questions.
1. Are you related to Vanilla Ice?
2. Who the **** are you?
I know someone who is looking for a hospital DJ, to spin the decks in an over 60\'s ward on an heart transplant department if you are interested.
Do you know any Cliff Richard/Isley Brothers/Gerry and the pacemakers tunes?
P3ace out
W3rd br0.
PS. Can I have one of your tee-shirts, they look like they could soak up a lot of dishwater.
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I think we should Photoshop his ass... I\'ve got nothing better to do, so might as well get to work. :D
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Originally posted by Samwise
I think we should Photoshop his ass... I\'ve got nothing better to do, so might as well get to work. :D
We could photoshop it, then post it there.
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Originally posted by Cerberus
We could photoshop it, then post it there.
Hey Crackho, I replied to your thread. ;)
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I replied to CrackWhore\'s thread also.
Me = GangstasBpimpinSR
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I replied and making a new thread in a sec. Photoshop some stuff and I\'ll post em.
Jonny replied to my thread!!!
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Jumpman, you actually got him to post in you\'re topic.
Heh... and he\'s actually serious in answering your question.
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I feel bad for that guy he probably stays home from school to help promote himself on message boards thus fails at life.
He\'s probably not even allowed to drive that car...took one picture when no one was home then booked it.
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Is it just me, or is the page not loading anymore?
I\'d hate to think he\'s blocked me already.
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Haha, this is hilarious. There\'s another "THUG" there, and he doesn\'t even wear bling! What a scandal! He does recommend crime if you want to be black though.
*steals a TV*
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Now I\'m just playing along.
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Originally posted by Samwise
Haha, this is hilarious. There\'s another "THUG" there, and he doesn\'t even wear bling! What a scandal! He does recommend crime if you want to be black though.
*steals a TV*
You can still get in?
What link are you using?
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http://johnnycrack416.proboards3.com/index.cgi
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Wow... he sent me a private message and he\'s letting me in the vip.
wtf?
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I wish I was fake black enough to get into vip!
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Apparently I am!
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Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Now I\'m just playing along.
JonsFoRealYo
Is that you?
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No
GangstaBpimpin
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I\'m useless at this ebonics crap, I think I need to go play GTA SA some more to brush up on my ghetto talk.
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Look at my picture lol.
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My pic says "steam steam olol."
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lmao, just woke up.
good to see people fighting the good fight.
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I registered and joined the fun.. Im MPTizzle
Check this shit out:
http://www.campuskiss.com/members/JohnnyCrack.pop
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lol
I have to give it to the guy tho, if his goal is to be an entertainer. He\'s ceartinly suceeding.
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Stupid white people.
it bothers me that a black person that a bad person because theyre black KNOW theyve had a harder life then any cracker out their, and feel the need because of their colour, to talk in ****ing secret ebonic code to not only confuse the rest of the world, look like uneducated fools. i hate this overthrow of black person culture, now a days it\'s cool to be black and wear gangster gear and listen to people talking with some shitty heavy bass in the backround, mind you they all talk about bitches and ho\'s and their dollars to pay for these. youre white be proud boys.
If only i could be god for a day
meh
*just back away*
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Originally posted by Cerberus
JonsFoRealYo
Is that you?
Nope, that\'s me. And SoulReaver, I didn\'t get any VIP invite! Damn you! :p
Perhaps it was because I called him ghey in my very first post, then turned around and supported him, and giving black advice to Jumpman. :laughing:
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lmao...i\'ve been having lots of fun on this site all day.
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Some of our black members should post there...
just be like look an actual black person!
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... Clips? Care to do the honor? Im afraid id loose it in all that stupid madness...
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This forum is a true gem, I just noticed this thread (http://johnnycrack416.proboards3.com/index.cgi?board=pimpin&num=1099091586&action=display&start=0).
You couldn\'t buy shit this good even if you tried, and here\'s these guys giving it away for free
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I will probably join later, under the name "DJ EZ Ballz"
Holy shit this kid is retarded.
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Woohoo, me and Johnny boy are tight bruthas! I think he wants to give me access to the VIP forum, but I\'m not sure because I\'m not fluid in idiot speak. I\'ll let you be the judge:
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Haha, I guess me and Johnny boy ain\'t so tight after all... he sent me a new message:
"well i just found out u really a fag actually....homo"
So now I sent him one back acting all confused, saying I was just making fun of \'tha hataz\'. :laughing:
Dammit, we can\'t let SoulReaver be the only PSX2Central member in THA VIP FORUM!!!1
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I think I ruffled Johnny\'s boyfriends feathers with THIS (http://johnnycrack416.proboards3.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1103281789) thread.
God these kids are easy to wind up.
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Um, I\'m confused now... My title is "gangsta in training" - is that meant to be good or bad?
His reply to my acting confused was "thats still homo to find pics like that, you a gangsta in training now".
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That\'s quite amusing for a short while. I watched this rap video of his. They didn\'t even take care to edit out the rapping from the rapmusic in the background.
Btw, Why does he wave his hands constantly ? :laughing:
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Damn, G. I ain\'t got tha time right naw, \'aight... But I be all over this board with a quickness.
What\'s my hip hop name yallz?
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is it me.. or is he retarded?
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblackchucktaylor.com%2Fjon%2Fjon9.jpg&hash=a6751b8c97a480261dc6b1711e510e44068c4c7f)
O_o
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He got the Downs, yo...
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^^ :D lol
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Haha that was funny.
This site is neat. I signed up and joined it. If it weren\'t for the moderators, I\'d swear it was all just a bunch of clowns like us.
-Dan
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Originally posted by Eiksirf
Haha that was funny.
This site is neat. I signed up and joined it. If it weren\'t for the moderators, I\'d swear it was all just a bunch of clowns like us.
-Dan
f0 sh0 my hom......
shit, this stuff is catching
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:laughing: @ the whole damn thing.
Cracksirf LMAO!!!
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how many times can a group of people say "im gunna cop that sh*t",lol. He even said "word to your mother" in that freestyle clip. So sad..
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I just saw that johnnysmallpenis photoshop thread. :laughing:
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Originally posted by Viper_Fujax
how many times can a group of people say "im gunna cop that sh*t",lol. He even said "word to your mother" in that freestyle clip. So sad..
I think we should set challenges between ourselves, see how many times we can insert certain phrases/objects in our posts, maybe "word to your mother" should be the first.
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I just saw that johnnysmallpenis photoshop thread. :laughing:
Check the photochop I made in the "yaaaw...me whan go WAR pon dem TBK faggets" thread
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The forums are a little too much, but the main site is hilarious. I cant believe his ass quoted will smith and thought that shit was hard.
If you think this is funny you should rent the movie The Breaks - Its Johnny Crack exactly. Heh.
Crazy white people.
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i suppose. Though i know white guys that can rap like any other guy.
Tomaeto/Tomahto.
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omg he said one. thats so friggin east coats it makes me sick. I caught my little brother saying one a few weeks ago and i kicked his ASS royally, aint no ebonic east coast BS gonna be said in my SW coast casa!
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I say one and I don\'t act thug... and I\'m from Queens, New York.
Don\'t hurt me!
one
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Leaside = South Central of Canada?
Wow, seriously, tell him to shut the **** up.
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***Breaking news***
Johnny is up for an award in the queens new years honours list
>click< (http://johnnycrack416.proboards3.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=news&num=1102831072&start=15)
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CrackWhore has been banned.
It\'s the first thing I\'ve ever been banned from, to be honest, it\'s the only thing I\'ve ever tried to get myself banned.
It looks like it\'s up to you to fight the good fight.
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I was reading through some of the forums..
I have a problem, can someone please show me a website or even a book that translates retarded?
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
I was reading through some of the forums..
I have a problem, can someone please show me a website or even a book that translates retarded?
have you tried http://babelfish.com/bullshit_to_english.html ?
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Just for the record, the reason why I asked him where he lived in this thread (http://johnnycrack416.proboards3.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1103392708&start=0), is because I have a friend on MSN from Toronto, I asked her if she\'d ever heard of him.
She said no.
That\'s pretty amazing for a "weed smoking, ho pimpin gangsta rapper" called Johnny Crack, it\'s not the sort of name you\'d forget in a hurry.
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if you want to take a tour of "da ghetto" where he lives, click here (http://www.leasidetoronto.com/tour/index.shtml)
Must be awful for a homie living in such squalor
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take a look at this (http://www.emu.edu/crosscultural/irelandfa2001/images/large/journal9/morepics/nov6_guys_gangsta.jpg). Where do these homeboys look like they come from?
straight off the streets of Compton? What about the mean streets of brooklyn.
No, it\'s worse than that, these thugs are from Belfast, not just any part of Belfast, the meanest part of it aka the university.
Look at the guys bottom left & top right, the one bottom left looks like he\'s having a fit, while the top right one looks like he\'s trying to say something, but has had 1 too many shandy\'s.
The kid top left looks like he\'s just stepped foot off a slave ship from china, the less said about him the better.
The kid bottom right looks like the only one out of the 4 of them that has got his faculties about him. That face to me says
"who the f\'k are these people, why won\'t they let me go?"
And another thing, why to fake talentless wannabe rappers all have finger deformations?
Top right & bottom left look like they are a product of a borderline incestuous relationship. I remember seeing a programme on tv once, about a travelling freak show that had a family who all had "claw-hands", where their middle 3 fingers were missing. The 2 kids in this pic look to me to be one step above them of the deformaty ladder.
Anyway, rant over, sorry about that.
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racism abhors me, if I\'ve offended anyone, I\'m truely sorry.
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^WOW^ lol. thats hilarious. Nice find on the pics.
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Cerberus: try turning off your broadband modem, resetting everything and turn it back on. See if you get a different IP.
If so re-register and continue the fun. :)
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Or use a proxy. :D
Anyway, I took those Belfast guys for a joke... didn\'t look to me like they were serious, but hey, who knows. ;)
EDIT: Just re-read the thread and look what they wrote:
"One question? Where is L-Side... close to Stainz? <--Ali G?"
Haha, they\'re comparing him to AliG... I think it\'s fair to say they don\'t adore him. :p
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Originally posted by THX
Cerberus: try turning off your broadband modem, resetting everything and turn it back on. See if you get a different IP.
If so re-register and continue the fun. :)
I\'m not on broadband, I\'m on dial up.
I reregistered as CrackWhoreReturns, but they got that one before I could validate it.
I since reregistered as Exodus, lets see how long the little arse-bandits take to find me again.
Originally posted by Samwise
Or use a proxy. :D
Anyway, I took those Belfast guys for a joke... didn\'t look to me like they were serious, but hey, who knows. ;)
EDIT: Just re-read the thread and look what they wrote:
"One question? Where is L-Side... close to Stainz? <--Ali G?"
Haha, they\'re comparing him to AliG... I think it\'s fair to say they don\'t adore him. :p
I tried using a proxy, but for some reason, I couldn\'t get it to work.
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THOSE CHUMPS FROM PROBOARDS SHUT MY MESSAGE BOARD DOWN CAUSE OF THE CONTENT. I WILL HAVE A NEW AND IMPROVED ONE UP AND RUNNING SOON.
Heh, now I guess we get to sign his guestbook?
-Dan
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meh his message boards are down,..so i went to another forum where he posted but that forum had some members there with these x-rated avy\'s and such...and i\'m at work so i had to back out of that one quick...meh whenever his boards do come back up, i won\'t even bother...waste of time...
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Originally posted by Eiksirf
Heh, now I guess we get to sign his guestbook?
-Dan
I wondered why it wouldn\'t come up earlier.
Where did he say that?
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nevermind, I found it on his webpage.
Man I forgot about that, for a while, I couldn\'t get it to load, so I didn\'t bother.
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EZBALLZ
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EZBALLZ was representin\'!
edit: WTF!?!??!
this happens to me alla time now.
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
EZBALLZ was representin\'!
edit: WTF!?!??!
this happens to me alla time now.
what? the irritating "page not responding when posting" thing, or the "forums get closed when I join" thing?
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I\'ll be typing a post and it shows up twice or doesn\'t show up at all until later when 2 show up. (on this forum)
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I\'ll be typing a post and it shows up twice or doesn\'t show up at all until later when 2 show up. (on this forum)
I\'ve had that
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Originally posted by Cerberus
I\'ve had that
Me too. Usually when posting an attachment - and perhaps when others do too?
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yes especially when postign an attachment. I remembers Sammy\'s crazy mishap ;).