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Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Evi on December 21, 2004, 09:00:53 PM: WTF?!?

I\'ve never been so confused in my life:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/

I\'m so there :D [need to be jaded]

It\'s being directed by Tim Burton, so it\'s gotta be good...
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Halberto on December 21, 2004, 11:01:48 PM: They made Johnny Depp into the gayest character ever.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Unicron! on December 21, 2004, 11:09:09 PM: Anyone seen it?
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Knotter8 on December 21, 2004, 11:20:55 PM: :o Meh ! The book was great. This trailer looks a bit stupid imo.

The whole setting looks to modern and wealthy btw. In the book I had the impression the boy\'s from a very poor family in late 19th century Europe.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Halberto on December 21, 2004, 11:47:25 PM: This isnt Willy Wonka, its Charlie the successor so its supposed to be more modern.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Knotter8 on December 22, 2004, 12:37:18 AM: Woops, my mistake. Well, I would like the original story with Willy Wonka better anyway.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on December 22, 2004, 02:38:34 AM: break it down...

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I\'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU\'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON\'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU\'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Black Samurai on December 22, 2004, 04:44:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halberto
This isnt Willy Wonka, its Charlie the successor so its supposed to be more modern.
No its not.

It is a less watered down retelling of the original book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". The original movie was made cutesy for the kids but the book was a bit more dark. I was actually glad to hear that Tim Burton was making this.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Titan on December 22, 2004, 04:50:00 AM: I\'m still gonna check this movie out. It probably will be good, since it is more towards the gloomyness the book was.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: ooseven on December 22, 2004, 07:50:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halberto
They made Johnny Depp into the gayest character ever.

What do you mean "MADE" ;).

He\'s has been a Gay Icon since Edward Scissorhands.

Oh Captian Jack Sparrow your so dreamy :ghey:
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: juslight on December 22, 2004, 07:51:24 AM: I am not as impressed with the trailer as I hoped. I was hoping for a different story than the first movie, maybe a sequel. This looks like they just remade the first movie.

I want to see some oompa loompas get eaten by a vermicious knid.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Cyrus on December 22, 2004, 10:05:08 AM: wow they put alot of makup on him.... He is sooo pretty if I was to be teh ghey he woul d be my kind of man...
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Joker on December 22, 2004, 10:20:16 AM: Johnny Depp usually knows what hes doing and when he collaborates with Burton, good thigns tend to happen.

So i\'ll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 10:28:55 AM: WHen I was in college I was in a fraternity and we entered into a dance competition.

I can\'t remember the name of it.

Anyway, the black fraternities were all doing their steping. Man that was cool.

Some of the other frats had some cool hip hop dance moves.

We got up there dressed like Oompa Loompas and did the whole dance.

The place was going nuts.

We won. Rediculous, but we won.

Sad part is I had to be an oompa loompa all night.

I had a three way.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: CHIZZY on December 22, 2004, 11:46:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
I had a three way.

an oompa-loompa three-way?

*Imagines sammy\'s #1 fantasy....
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Samwise on December 22, 2004, 12:18:52 PM: *mmmm, Johnny Depp*
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: nO-One on December 22, 2004, 12:32:58 PM: this movie scares me....too many colors
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Titan on December 22, 2004, 05:04:45 PM: I remember seeing on Jackass an Oompa Loompa skateboarding to the Oompa Loompa music. I was laughing hysterically.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: EThuggV3 on December 22, 2004, 06:25:13 PM: I thought the trailer was pretty underwhelming, and I dislike Tim Burton. So I\'ll see it for Depp, but I don\'t expect much.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 06:51:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
*mmmm, Johnny Depp*

Is there any male you don\'t want to poke?
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: unknown on December 22, 2004, 09:20:54 PM: i\'ve known about this for a while now but havent seen the trailer.

My God has forsaken me...
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Cyrus on December 23, 2004, 02:05:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by unknown
i\'ve known about this for a while now but havent seen the trailer.

My God has forsaken me...

He forsake everyone dont worry bout it...
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Ghettomath on December 23, 2004, 02:17:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by videoholic
WHen I was in college I was in a fraternity

:laughing:
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Evi on December 23, 2004, 02:30:52 PM: Quote
WHen I was in college I was in a fraternity

You mean a sorority...;)
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on December 23, 2004, 04:21:18 PM: I said, break it down..

Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
I have a puzzle perfect for you
Oompa Loompa doompadeedee
If you are wise
You will listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don\'t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedaa
If you\'re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
I have a puzzle perfect for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadeedee
If you are wise
You will listen to me

Gum chewing is fine when done once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it\'s repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
I have a puzzle perfect for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadeedee
If you are wise
You will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who\'s to blame
The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa Doomadeedo
If you\'re not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
I got another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doompadeedee
If you are wise
You will listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don\'t you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You\'ll get no
you\'ll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedaa
If you are not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa Doompadee do
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Halberto on December 23, 2004, 04:58:02 PM: PLease tell me u got that from a website.
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Black Samurai on December 23, 2004, 10:17:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ghettomath
:laughing:
:stick:
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Halberto on December 23, 2004, 11:26:38 PM: So is this a remake or is this Charlie in place of Willy Wonka?
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: Evi on December 24, 2004, 12:27:44 AM: Actually it\'s BOTH of what you just said...
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: unknown on December 24, 2004, 12:50:07 AM: Lets give it up for soul grind for his amazing copy and past technique!

whoop whoop!!!!1!!11
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: EThuggV3 on December 24, 2004, 04:40:05 AM: I hope the song Pure Imagination is in it. It wouldn\'t be right not to have that song. :( Plus I wanna hear Johnny Depp sing. :)
Title: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on December 24, 2004, 04:52:42 AM: You\'re just jealous that i did it first..

I\'m da man.