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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 05:44:18 PM

Title: Left turn only.
Post by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 05:44:18 PM

Your post can\'t have anything to do with the post above yours.

You freaking loser.

People who can\'t follow directions will be banned.

:gman:


I need to get my wifey some perfume.  What scent should I get?

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Post by: Halberto on December 22, 2004, 05:48:05 PM

My dog wont stop vomiting.

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Post by: Titan on December 22, 2004, 05:51:29 PM

theomen has herpes.

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Post by: mjps21983 on December 22, 2004, 06:02:04 PM

Titan loves his penis

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Post by: theomen on December 22, 2004, 06:02:20 PM

Hey, I\'m trying to drive here.....Space Cataz!

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Post by: Eiksirf on December 22, 2004, 06:21:22 PM

I know, I know.

Plus, I got my Atari 7800 today. I want to play it so bad, but I want to see if I can get a better cable to hook it up with. RF Adaptors suck.

Anyone know anything?

-Dan

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Post by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 06:40:34 PM

I bought a case of beer tonight at the grocery store.  Accidently left it in the bottom of the cart in the parking lot.

I called the store and someone actually returned it.

Would you have returned it?

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Post by: Halberto on December 22, 2004, 06:55:31 PM

Cucumber

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Post by: mjps21983 on December 22, 2004, 07:07:19 PM

Whats the point of this thread again??? I think I\'m going to puke all over the floor

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Post by: videoholic on December 22, 2004, 07:15:14 PM

Racer posted tonight.  I thought he died.

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Post by: GmanJoe on December 22, 2004, 07:17:38 PM

Floridians are dumb asses.

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Post by: Paul2 on December 22, 2004, 07:23:50 PM

my toothaches is acting up again tonight, but thankfully its under control now.

btw, i replaced my wireless mouse with two fresh new batteries and it working fine.  This is the 2nd time i am replacing it, the first time this afternoon, i guess i replace it with older batteries that are weak and not responsive.

now it works good as new.  the optical light is stronger too.

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Post by: Blade on December 22, 2004, 07:37:45 PM

GameSpot called WoW the GOTY.

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Post by: theomen on December 22, 2004, 07:56:47 PM

I think I may have spent myself into ruin this year, I swear if I buy one more pair of $600 shoes I\'ll have to join a 12 step program...

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Post by: square_marker on December 22, 2004, 09:33:32 PM

it sure is snowing a lot

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Post by: unknown on December 22, 2004, 10:13:48 PM

Chicken Wings!

Has God forsaken you too?

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Post by: theomen on December 22, 2004, 10:26:39 PM

anybody want to see the new Jessica Alba accidental nude picture?

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Post by: DeAnna on December 22, 2004, 10:45:30 PM

So...my moms gettin\' married, anybody care???

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Post by: Halberto on December 22, 2004, 11:17:35 PM

I hate certain people.

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Post by: THX on December 23, 2004, 12:09:15 AM

theomen- yes.

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Post by: unknown on December 23, 2004, 12:19:38 AM

THX chicken wings?

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Post by: DeAnna on December 23, 2004, 12:44:09 AM

My internet is screwed and I\'m havin to use back-up dial-up...BELLSOUTH SUCKS...or I just dont have something plugged in right.

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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on December 23, 2004, 12:52:02 AM

my penis has elephantitis

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Post by: Cyrus on December 23, 2004, 01:51:18 AM

I just finished maturbating...

God I love filesharing programs!!!

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Post by: politiepet on December 23, 2004, 05:20:24 AM

Do employers of a tea factory have a coffee break?

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 23, 2004, 05:30:10 AM

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin,
while wiping his chin,
if my ear was a c*nt, I would f*ck it.

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneone

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Post by: Titan on December 23, 2004, 05:45:16 AM

Chizzy likes playing with Samwise\'s penis.

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Post by: Sara on December 23, 2004, 06:36:46 AM

I live with a woman and we do it about 1.5 times a week.

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 23, 2004, 07:07:25 AM

I bought a gold, silver*, platinum, & palladium coin set from the African country of Tonga yesterday. The president on the coins looks like Shrek with an afro.

*wanghanger.

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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 23, 2004, 07:56:28 AM

it\'s very windy today.

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Post by: Eiksirf on December 23, 2004, 09:33:44 AM

Me too, I got something in my eye today and my eye\'s been red all morning/afternoon. I look stoned, but without the exciting side effects.

-Dan

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Post by: Cerberus on December 23, 2004, 09:47:09 AM

Muslims don\'t celebrate christmas.

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Post by: Titan on December 23, 2004, 09:50:39 AM

I\'m gonna give Cerberus a wedgie.

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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 23, 2004, 10:10:31 AM

I just farted

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 23, 2004, 10:25:05 AM

I had filet mingon for dinner last night.

I had a submarine sandwich for lunch today. A "Royal". It is Italian sausage, cheese, Cappacola, lettuce, tomato, onion & oil on an Italian roll. It was awesome, but will probably result in a case of the squirtees later. c\'est la vie.

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Post by: videoholic on December 23, 2004, 01:05:44 PM

I\'m pondering as to whether I need to ban titan for not following the rules.

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Post by: unfocused on December 23, 2004, 01:36:20 PM

Yesterday I saw a midget fixing a flat tire on the side of the road and a truck drove by and splashed slushy snow all over him.

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Post by: Jar O Pickles on December 23, 2004, 06:22:44 PM

See that bitch in my whip, she probably gonna blow me.

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Post by: theomen on December 23, 2004, 06:43:29 PM

if I saw someone breaking the rules, I\'d ban the bitch for a couple days.

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Post by: unknown on December 24, 2004, 12:57:20 AM

I steal music off the internet.

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Post by: Titan on December 24, 2004, 09:29:54 AM

ooseven sodomized me.

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Post by: Eiksirf on December 24, 2004, 05:17:37 PM

Alright, enough. I\'m going to close this thread.

-Dan

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Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 24, 2004, 05:41:34 PM

Smell my finger.
It reaks of Vid\'s wife.
;)

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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on December 24, 2004, 06:04:10 PM

i just bought xbox live

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Post by: videoholic on December 24, 2004, 08:37:12 PM

Smell my penis.  It reaks of......

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Post by: Titan on December 25, 2004, 07:51:10 AM

I like apricots and spamming the shit out of this thread.

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Post by: Lord Nicon on December 25, 2004, 08:16:50 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sara
I live with a woman and we do it about 1.5 times a week.

That must suck. Didnt know you swung that way

(notice its not THE post above mine;) )

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Post by: Viper_Fujax on December 26, 2004, 12:16:19 AM

madden fu**ing pisses me off sometimes

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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on December 26, 2004, 02:43:43 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Lord Nicon
Originally posted by Sara
I live with a woman and we do it about 1.5 times a week.

was just waiting for that lol

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Post by: politiepet on December 26, 2004, 05:07:55 AM

only just now understand the purpose of this thread (none)

people swung by me at high velocity, parking cars is no piece of anus when your this close to your mothers cardboard boxes

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Post by: Falgarok on December 26, 2004, 11:51:05 PM

Interesting fact of the day:

For some reason, zombies usually don\'t attack people wearing red and white umbrellas.



Merry Xmas everyone :)

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Post by: theomen on December 27, 2004, 12:16:48 AM

I\'ve been dressing up as a woman and rooming with Sara

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Post by: Jumpman on December 27, 2004, 12:17:45 AM

I deem this thread Jumpspam worthy.

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 27, 2004, 11:13:56 AM

I am re-gifting 34.4% of all gifts I received for xmas.

And clips is black. Blackity, blackity, black-black, blackie.

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Post by: DeAnna on December 27, 2004, 11:25:40 AM

I got GTA:SA for Christmas...

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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 27, 2004, 11:39:54 AM

Go crazy

AAAGGGGHHAAGGAHHAGAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA!!!

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Post by: videoholic on December 27, 2004, 12:17:48 PM

I got a can of top grade Buffalo meat in the mail today.

Yummy.

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Post by: DeAnna on December 27, 2004, 03:02:38 PM

One time...at band camp.......

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Post by: theomen on December 27, 2004, 03:14:27 PM

I\'m wearing Sean John right now, which makes me as black as a white guy can get.....I think I\'ll go steal a tv and get on wellfare

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Post by: Titan on December 27, 2004, 07:20:23 PM

Somehow, Vid got my meat in the mail.

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Post by: Cerberus on December 27, 2004, 07:30:05 PM

When my dad was a lad, this was all fields as far as the eye could see. Us kids don\'t know we are born.

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Post by: DeAnna on December 28, 2004, 09:59:47 AM

I have no S key on my laptop...it broke...I have to push the little flat spot like five times to get an S...

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Post by: Sara on December 28, 2004, 10:15:53 AM

My girlfriend came home wearing Sean John today.  And smelling a little...musky?  I\'m also warding off more frequent requests for bumsex.  Though I imagine I\'ll give in soon enough...

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 28, 2004, 10:29:28 AM

In an ironic twist, lesbians are God\'s gift to men.

and peter is my boss

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Post by: theomen on December 28, 2004, 11:20:33 AM

I wonder what would happen if you bit a vampire....

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Post by: Kurt Angle on December 28, 2004, 11:22:51 AM

I just got out of the bath.

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Post by: Halberto on December 28, 2004, 11:59:09 AM

I went to this party with my friends and one of them got into a fight with the kid throwing it, so before we left he top shelfed his toilet.

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Post by: CHIZZY on December 28, 2004, 12:21:52 PM

The paper cups starbucks uses in one year would go to the moon & back if stacked.

and Supergrass rules.

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Post by: Cyrus on December 28, 2004, 12:46:24 PM

My wifes name is Sara. I only hope that she takes up some similar interest as other with the same name... Not including doing anything with anybody that smells like Sean.

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Post by: politiepet on December 29, 2004, 07:31:33 PM

you know paralysis is a contact sport without the kneebadgers flewn into direct freelance sewers?

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Post by: Paul2 on December 29, 2004, 07:58:07 PM

Where is Spudz btw?

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Post by: videoholic on December 29, 2004, 08:00:34 PM

Could poltiepet have a longer sig?

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Post by: Titan on December 29, 2004, 08:07:33 PM

Spudz thought we were gay so he left. Either that or he registered under a new name.

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Post by: JBean on December 29, 2004, 08:57:54 PM

I just quit my job and have a bad case of gas at the moment

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Post by: DeAnna on January 01, 2005, 12:55:43 AM

happy new year...?

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Post by: theomen on January 01, 2005, 01:29:20 AM

I just got a thread stickyed...I must rock

or maybe it\'s just my kick ass avatar.  Mc Pee pants in the hizouse

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Post by: Titan on January 01, 2005, 02:28:22 PM

theomen thinks he\'s cool but really he sucks up to the mods....literally :p