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Title: I hate not being able to sleep.
Post by: unknown on January 22, 2005, 01:26:10 AM: I went to sleep at 9p.m. and a stupid chick called me at like 12:30 a.m. and woke me up... now it\'s 2:30 and I\'m wide awake, I\'m gonna have to slap her ass tomorrow when I see her.

Any1 else have had something similar happen?
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on January 22, 2005, 01:51:09 AM: There is only one cure for insomnia...

Spank that monkey.
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Post by: unknown on January 22, 2005, 02:27:54 AM: Did, twice and no signs of getting tired...Guess I\'ll have to do tha deed until I pass out from exaustion.

Oh and it\'s 3:30 a.m. now.
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Post by: Samwise on January 22, 2005, 02:30:49 AM: I also hate not being able to sleep... fortunatly it rarely happens to me. Perhaps you could try reading something until you get sleepy?
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Post by: Paul2 on January 22, 2005, 02:30:57 AM: if you don\'t mind, tell us who is this "stupid chick" and why is she calling this late at night?
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Post by: nO-One on January 22, 2005, 05:54:45 AM: I have the magical ability to be able to sleep anywhere at anytime.

Sometimes I think that\'s my mutant x-men powers.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 06:22:46 AM: I post here until you guys stop posting, and by then...I\'m passing out on my bed :)
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Post by: fre4d4 on January 22, 2005, 06:51:31 AM: If you run into that situation again, i find a hot turkey sandwich puts me to sleep in about 45 minutes, or how about hot coco
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Post by: Samwise on January 22, 2005, 06:57:51 AM: You could also try some horse tranquilizer.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 07:13:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
You could also try some horse tranquilizer.

That might work better than a hot turkey sandwhich :D
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Post by: Joker on January 22, 2005, 07:39:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
You could also try some horse tranquilizer.

that reminds me about this guy that took this pill that gives horses an erection, anyways he had a hard on for a week straight or something insane like that and ejaculated 12 feet or something to that degree.

oh yeah, he was never able to get a boner again after that.
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 11:01:40 AM: That\'s a beautiful story, Joker. Thank you.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 11:05:00 AM: yeah i know...wouldnt ya hate to be that guy :p
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 11:08:01 AM: Yes...yes I would hate that...a LOT.
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Post by: Samwise on January 22, 2005, 11:11:54 AM: Joker\'s just full of nice stories like that. :)
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Post by: Unicron! on January 22, 2005, 11:31:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by unknown
I went to sleep at 9p.m. and a stupid chick called me at like 12:30 a.m. and woke me up... now it\'s 2:30 and I\'m wide awake, I\'m gonna have to slap her ass tomorrow when I see her.

Any1 else have had something similar happen?

You just cant let a chance for an excuse to spank her ass go away can you? :p
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 01:15:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by EviscerationX
Yes...yes I would hate that...a LOT.

:D

Are you serious
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 01:17:55 PM: Being permanently impotent? No, I wouldn\'t like that, thanks...
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Post by: nO-One on January 22, 2005, 02:34:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by EviscerationX
Being permanently impotent? No, I wouldn\'t like that, thanks...

It\'s actually a lot more fun than it sounds.
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 03:01:39 PM: Well...I\'ll just let you have all the fun...
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 04:06:33 PM: Ok, now while we are on the topic...

At school friday, this girl was like "that guy is so weird, he creeps me out" (talking about our janitor)

and somebody was like "no hes not"

and the girl said "yes he is...in fifth grade, this girl bent over in front of him and he got a boner"

I was like eww...

I dont like our janitor anymore
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 04:09:43 PM: ...

You and Joker should get married...
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 05:27:25 PM: Nah....I\'m too young to marry
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Post by: Unicron! on January 22, 2005, 05:49:24 PM: We are talking about the future.When you get old enough.
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Post by: Evi on January 22, 2005, 05:51:27 PM: Quote
We are talking about the future.When you get old enough.
Exactly...
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Post by: Unicron! on January 22, 2005, 06:01:41 PM: See?Now she agrees :p
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Post by: Titan on January 22, 2005, 06:13:33 PM: Back on the sleep topic. I can sleep. There are stretches where I dont sleep. Spanking the monkey, like stated earlier does help ;)
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Post by: unknown on January 22, 2005, 08:39:32 PM: Hey Deanna, one day in Kindergarden Titan bent over in front of Unicorn! and I got a boner, I haven\'t liked myself since.

Ended up going to sleep at 4:15 a.m. I\'m gonna make sure to turn off the cell this time before I hit the hay.
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Post by: videoholic on January 22, 2005, 08:49:07 PM: I wake up just about every night at 3am for about 2 and a half hours. Very very boring.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 22, 2005, 10:36:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by unknown
Hey Deanna, one day in Kindergarden Titan bent over in front of Unicorn! and I got a boner, I haven\'t liked myself since.

Wow...
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Post by: unknown on January 23, 2005, 07:17:04 AM: I just woked up...this time I got 3calls throughout the night.. 2 from the same girl at 2:43a.m. and again at 3:46a.m. the other number god knows who it was.

this time I didnt even bother trying to answer it "although ny cell lies right next to my ear."
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 07:27:23 AM: I thought you were going to cut it off.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on January 23, 2005, 07:45:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DeAnna
I thought you were going to cut it off.

I hope you were talking about his phone. :D
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 08:00:27 AM: Yes Kurt, get your mind OUT of the gutter.
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Post by: Cerberus on January 23, 2005, 08:10:03 AM: I have no problem sleeping at all, I\'m a narcoleptic, quite often, I fall asleep without war...
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 08:25:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Cerberus
I have no problem sleeping at all, I\'m a narcoleptic, quite often, I fall asleep without war...

You are full of it Cerb...
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Post by: Cerberus on January 23, 2005, 08:41:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DeAnna
You are full of it Cerb...

That makes 2 of us.
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Post by: Joker on January 23, 2005, 09:00:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by EviscerationX
...

You and Joker should get married...

but that would complicate mine and sammy\'s plans for homo-erotic world domination :(
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Post by: Titan on January 23, 2005, 10:18:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by unknown
Hey Deanna, one day in Kindergarden Titan bent over in front of Unicorn! and I got a boner, I haven\'t liked myself since.

I had no idea.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 10:52:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Joker
but that would complicate mine and sammy\'s plans for homo-erotic world domination :(

And we woudn\'t want that to happen, now would we everyone?
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Post by: Evi on January 23, 2005, 11:43:05 AM: I want that to happen...don\'t know what you\'re talkin\' about.
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 01:04:06 PM: I was being sarcastic....
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Post by: Evi on January 23, 2005, 01:40:11 PM: So was I... (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finstagiber.net%2Fsmiliesdotcom%2Fcwm%2F3dlil%2Feek13.gif&hash=cb3167bbb34d8769056e2a8cba41464fabe54dde)
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Post by: DeAnna on January 23, 2005, 01:43:35 PM: :o oh...ok, well sorry :)
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Post by: videoholic on January 23, 2005, 05:05:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Cerberus
I have no problem sleeping at all, I\'m a narcoleptic, quite often, I fall asleep without war...

Well luckily with our administration there will be plenty of war to go around. You should sleep like a baby for a long long time.
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Post by: CHIZZY on January 23, 2005, 07:20:09 PM: some of you turdbuckets should get yahoo IM.... it would save us from reading a ton of bullshit 15-year-old chick-type posts.
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Post by: Evi on January 23, 2005, 07:29:22 PM: Kinda like the one you just made?

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