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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: CHIZZY on January 23, 2005, 02:28:03 PM
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well, we had a good year at work. In addition to my 45k yearly salary, I was handed a bonus check on Friday. I get them every year, but this was the biggest one yet. $24,500, to be exact. After taxes, I net out $14,822.50. (now you can see why I hate welfare recipients.;))
I stuck 10K away, and plan on going on vacation with the rest. I am also sending each one of you $100. To collect, send your SSN#, Name, address, and your mother\'s maiden name to me.
3 years ago, I would have drank it and gone to the casino.
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Damn man you are either drunk or really generous?
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Its a trick I tells ya. Hey Chiz, why not just send me a check? ;)
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That\'s cool. I saved my company 2 years ago 300,000 off the budget and I didn\'t even get a raise that year or the next.
Pretty cool working with a nice boss isn\'t it? One day I hope to find out.
BTW, you\'ll get a lot of that back. They with hold based on that amount as if it\'s what you make all the time. WHen it averages out with the rest of the year you will get some back.
Although you will now be in another tax bracket.
Now, invest that shit in good weed, booze, and swords.
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You can always buy a new rifle. There is always good use for a rifle. If I can find one, I\'d like to get an AK.
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Chizz...its not nice to tease the few of us in poverty :(
booze,drugs, and hookers don\'t pay for themselves ya know?
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nice work. Can\'t figure out if I\'m more envious or depressed. Or limp.
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now you can afford a haircut!
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My holiday bonus was $75 and a fruit basket. :( Cheap bastards.
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lol the fruit basket was the salt in the wound
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Congrats Chizz. The only bonus you get where I work includes a dry prophylactic and a slap on the cheek.
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Ohyeah, I got a fruit basket this year.
I gave it to the maid.
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Spend the money on whores. Bisexual ones. And a good cam-corder for me and clips to watch. ;)
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Think of all the coins you could send Adan with that cash. ;)
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I think I wanna buy a house. Then I wanna build a compound and fortify it against the coming WWIII....
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I got a 90 dollar bonus this year at the drug store I work at. It was quite pathetic. Oh well, I can always buy a cheap hooker. Hey samwise, you free on wednesday? ;)
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Shoot man for 90 bucks you could have Samwise for a week...
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What do you do for the drug store?
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he switches old ladies prescriptions so that they get horny & get diarrhea. Then he pounces
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
he switches old ladies prescriptions so that they get horny & get diarrhea. Then he pounces
Pounces what? His trouser mouse?
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Originally posted by videoholic
What do you do for the drug store?
I work in the photo department developing pictures.
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He will be broke and back on the bottle in no time;)
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Originally posted by Titan
I work in the photo department developing pictures.
ANd you got a bonus? That is freaking awesome. I didn\'t get crap until the job I just quit. BUt they got stingy and now they are paying for it. Big time.
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Haha I work in a liquor store and still get a bonus. Well kinda.......he payed for all our meals at a restaurant and supposedly all the money we are over on our drawers is going to be given to us. He\'s done it before but has been to busy to figure it out yet.
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Originally posted by videoholic
ANd you got a bonus? That is freaking awesome. I didn\'t get crap until the job I just quit. BUt they got stingy and now they are paying for it. Big time.
They better have. I gave 10 months of my life to them. They better have given me atleast a toaster. But a check was good too :)