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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: theomen on January 30, 2005, 04:36:30 PM
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I never, ever drink but last night I was hanging out with a chick on my boat and we decided to break out the boozeage. She had never had a drink before, and I haven\'t drank in years. She started off with something light, we split a Smirnoff Ice. Then we moved on to a large rum and coke (double shot of rum)....than came the tequilla, we both slammed a triple shot, and she was a little tipsy but I felt nothing, I actually thought she was just joking around with her level of drunkness. We started to watch a movie, and that lastesd a whole 5-10 minutes then we kind of coaxed eachother into another triple shot of tequila and that was a bad idea.
We spent the rest of the nighte so incredibly drunk that it was hilarious. Neither of us could walk well. Actually she couldn\'t stand, I could walk, and surprisingly my vocabulary was still absolutly amazing and I didn\'t slur at all, even though I was thrashed. She had to walk to the bathroom a couple of times and I helped her stumble there, while we almost both ended up in the fridged water several times.
Then we were both just dying, it was so cold we were just hudled on the floor of the cabin holding eachother and shivering so bad. We had a heater on and had blankets but were still freezing. She was so drunk that was speaking in tongues and her breathing was horribly erratic (that was actually scary)
We woke up and we covered in food that we evidentally kicked off the table, and we both had a lovely smell to go along with our hang overs.
But at least I\'ve learned that 8 shots in 30 minutes, not a good idea for me.
Anyone elese out there have some drinking stories to make me feel better? I\'m looking in Chizz\'s direction.
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When I got drunk, I slurred my words and didn\'t have any sense of time. I was sitting on the couch at my brothers apartment with his friends and we were watching a League of their Own. I think I said Rosie O\'Donnel was hot but I don\'t remember (please GOD say I didn\'t say that). I do remember saying that Maddonna looked pretty good. But for like 30 minutes I kept saying it was 1:15. 115 was the channel number. I was also sitting on the couch with my brothers girlfriend and we were drinking Hershey\'s syrup right out of the bottle. No wonder my stomach hurt so much the next morning. Fun night though.
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s**t omen did ya hit it? ;)...anyway 8 shots in a half hour?...yo, you\'re more of a trooper than i\'am...i usually down maybe 4 in about an hour when i\'m in the club...sorry i have no stories except years ago when i use to drink long island ice teas...i came in from a night of clubbin\' ripped out of my ass...and my stomach was just killin me..so i thought maybe if i drank some milk it coat my stomach..:rolleyes: bad idea...as soon as the milk hit my stomach it came right back up..
now mind you i was already sitting face first in the toilet mouth wide the f**k open throwing up like my guts are coming out, even tho my face was pointed down when i came back up from vomiting it was s**t ALL over the walls. to this day i can\'t figure out how that happened since i was face first in the toilet..sheeit the milk on the walls looked like cottage cheese when it came back up....i didn\'t drink for about a month after that...
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damn Titan....Rosie.....;)
@clips
naw no hitting of it, I really respect this chick (yeah, I\'m a pussy) and I didn\'t want to screw things up with a drunken slobber fest.
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Real men don\'t get hangovers.
Soft tart
:D ;)
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One time early last year, I was having a bad time, and a bad time is never augmented well by having a large bottle of island rum around.
My ex-girlgriend called, and while we had broken up, we still stayed friends, more or less. But I made the mistake of drinking. A lot. I started with shots, and after about five or six, I proceeded to take it straight.
I passed out somewhere along the line, while on the phone. She called me back the next day, wondering if I was okay, and she told me that I spent about a half hour saying nothing but "I love you." repeatedly.
Far from my finest moment.
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Originally posted by Weltall
One time early last year, I was having a bad time, and a bad time is never augmented well by having a large bottle of island rum around.
My ex-girlgriend called, and while we had broken up, we still stayed friends, more or less. But I made the mistake of drinking. A lot. I started with shots, and after about five or six, I proceeded to take it straight.
I passed out somewhere along the line, while on the phone. She called me back the next day, wondering if I was okay, and she told me that I spent about a half hour saying nothing but "I love you." repeatedly.
Far from my finest moment.
That is major ownage.
Originally posted by theomen
damn Titan....Rosie.....;)
Did I mention I was really drunk? I\'m not 100% sure I said it. I may have been joking around or something. For my reputation, I hope I didn\'t say it.
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well, at least you have the drunk excuse to fall back on.
The funny thing is that while I was drunk I never had my judgement influenced. I didn\'t do anything stupid or do anything I regreted....besides the drinking part
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I love you.. I love... yooouuu.. love you... lov.. ehhhh.. you.. I love you I love...
I can barely take 15 seconds of that, nevermind 30 minutes.
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The first day of christmas break I went to a hotel party with friends and I drank like crazy. I came prepared, I brought flasky with me full of crown royal. But first, I downed a few shots of rum then had a beer. Then I discovered jello shots, I never had them before so I tried it, and I was like wtf I dont taste any alcohol so I had probably over 10 shots of that. Then I had 5 more beers, and then I started going nuts I couldnt control myself. I was being an ass falling on the ground laughing at people huddlin in the corner screamin "IM DYING" and then I got up and my friends wanted to go but I just kept going and started grabbing random shit and chugging it. THe last thing I remember before I left was I grabbed a bottle of everclear and took atleast 2 swigs, I didnt know it was everclear I thought it was vodka so it took me by suprise. Anyway while leaving I had to be helped out by my friends and I started kicking the air lol and they were trying to get me to my car (no I didnt drive) so anyways I got back to my friends house and they videotaped me and started asking me questions like "what do you think of *name*?" and I would say the most insulting things about them but it was funny. Then I started to pass out and I tried rolling over and it was hard just to do that so I used my leg as momentum and ended up kickin my friend in the head and chipping his tooth, I later said "I knocked that bitch out" lol. Well we were ready to go to sleep so my friend said Hal any last words? I said "I LOVE BITCHES" and had a hard time find the futon 3 feet from me to sleep on. Well in the middle of the night I threw up 5 times in my sleep, each time asking "dude what is this? is this my throw up?" and my friend had to clean it up everytime. I only made it in the trash can once because I passed out with my head in it. He also helped me walk to the bathroom a few times when I got out I kept walking into random rooms and saying "whos in here?" and it would be just an empty room my friend keeps his sugar glider and computer. Anyways, I decided in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom by myself but I mistook my friends mini fridge as a toilet, and I remember thinking to myself "this is a fucked up toilet" and hearing my piss hit the plastic and my friend heard it and said "dude Hal what the fuck" and had to hold a trash can for me while I pissed in it.
Needless to say the next morning sucked, the whole day sucked really.
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:laughing:
Originally posted by Halberto
Anyways, I decided in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom by myself but I mistook my friends mini fridge as a toilet, and I remember thinking to myself "this is a fucked up toilet" and hearing my piss hit the plastic and my friend heard it and said "dude Hal what the fuck" and had to hold a trash can for me while I pissed in it.
lol :laughing:
Thats a funny story, but have you ever heard of PARAGRAPHS???
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A friend of mine bought a house with his sister and they had a house warming party. I showed up an hour late so I thought time to catch up.
Started off the night drinking some Budweiser, went thru 4 in about 15-20 minutes. Then I moved up to Natty which was another 3 in the next 15-20 minutes. After that I had 5 Bud Ice\'s in 25 minutes. Mix in shots of vodka, maddog, and a shot of everclear and you have a night.
Theres about 2 hours of the night that I don\'t remember. I woke up with 2 mountain dew cans in my cargo pockets and a fractured wrist. I guess I was crawling around the house on all fours, trying to play charades over my phone. The word is I fractured my wrist by rolling a mountain dew can down the hand rail on the stairs then going after it.
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Halberto takes the cake on stories so far.
Well I got a call from my drinking partner, and her parents were a bit pissed off at her for spending the night out with a sexay dude (they know me really well, her older brother was my best friend through out highschool), but she never told them about the alcohol. Also, she\'s 19, 20 in Feb :eek:.
Anyways, evidentally she\'s all bruised up and we both are starting to haze out the details of the night. Neither of use can figure out how we both ended up on the ground, or where/how we got our injuries (my hip feels like I chipped something) We also kind of figured out the she was close to alchole poisoning because of her crazy breathing and constant dry heaving.
good times.....
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Mine is the kind of story I would only relate after a good deal of time has passed. My personal life since then has been one of discovery, and I\'ve learned a lot about myself that I didn\'t know. Most of it was good, some of it was painful.
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it\'s amazing what happens when you\'re drunk. The girl I was with was an emotional drunk, so she was constantly crying, leaving me feeling like a complete impotent ass because I couldn\'t do a damn thing to get her to stop. But in Omen fashion, I was cracking jokes....but didn\'t get any laughs, just like here.
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^ heh
I\'ve only been overly-puking-my-guts-out sick one time and that was one time too many. I was like 15 and was at a birthday party at my friends house. Well, we mixed all kinds of nasty shit and the night ended with me puking in his trash can. Then my parents had to pick me up so I could continue the puking at home.
And I had to go to work (washing dishes) the next day... ugh, horrible experience. I told myself I\'d never do that again, and I haven\'t. :)
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I was at this girl\'s b-day party this one time. I told myself I wouldn\'t drink that much. I had 1 Smirnoff...and then that turned into 7. I then proceeded to have 3 shots of Tequila, 4 shots of Vodka. My friend let me give her 3 body shots. Then 15 minutes later I had 4 Peach Shnapps (sp?). Some of the girls were playing strip Twister in the middle of the living room. I walked over to them only to fall through the big naked pile of girls when I lost my balance.
I had naked chics all over me, but I couldn\'t tell what was going on. I got up, stumbled outside, puke over the balcony and pissed on some neighbor\'s plants below. And then went back inside and had 2 more Smirnoffs. This girl was trying to make out with me, and she made me give her 2 more body shots of Tequila and lime.
I had to puke again, so I thought I was getting close to the toilet, but I puke 10 feet from it [I could have sworn it was closer but my head was spinning]. I puked and puked and then puked some more. I puked for a solid 15 minutes until nothing more came out. I drank a lot of water, trying to soothe the burning in my throat. I then I had more shots of Vodka and a swig of Jack Daniels. I couldn\'t see straight, and things started to go black.
I went to go puke again, but this time I was heaving blood. That wasn\'t good. I went to the cupboards to find some food with bread in it, only to realize the only thing in the house was alcohol. That sucked ass. I drank about a gallon of water and then crashed on the couch. My friends got drunk and kicked out all of the supports of the balcony guard. Pieces everywhere. I eventually fell asleep, covered in blood, and I slept on someone else\'s vomit. I woke up and felt like I had died. Some stole my damn blanket while I was sleeping, and some bitch ass drunk guy was trying to get me to go to breakfast with him at 3 in the morning. I said go to hell and he left.
I don\'t like the taste of alcohol anymore. I don\'t drink. I hate drinking. And there you go...
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this one time, I was single & living in a flat w/ my drummer, who\'s like 5\'7" and 210 lbs, not fat, just a brick. Anyhoo, we decided to get shitfaced after work one day and went to the mall. he knew the bartender @ Friday\'s and we got ripped on burbon. Long story short, I shot my mouth off to some bitch who lived downstairs, I didn\'t know ralph was secretly hitting it. He tackeld me in the hallway, broke 2 ribs, and then kicked my bedroom door in with a loaded AK47. I had a loaded M-1 carbine under my bed and we had a mexican standoff. I didn\'t know if he was gonna shoot me...should I shoot him?!?!? Very f*cked up.
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I guess a picture says a thousand words...
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You hit that! Go Swif! You show dem b^tches who they daddy is. ;)
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I looks like they are trying to get as far away from you as possible swiffy.
I can read minds, and the chick on the left is saying "wtf is this? Quit trying to rub your bits on me while I\'m getting it on with my lesbian friend"
:)
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I can read HIS mind in that picture...
"So THAT\'S what boobies look like!"
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I didn\'t know they let 12-year-olds into notre dame. Did you sell the most cub scout magazine subscriptions?
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:laughing:
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I have some pics from this weekend, that I didn\'t remember taking. Kinda nice to refresh my memory.
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Swif, that is seriously a great pic. Photoshop opportunities? Halberto\'s story was definitely the best so far.
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Originally posted by Titan
Swif, that is seriously a great pic. Photoshop opportunities? Halberto\'s story was definitely the best so far.
Yeah, it always makes me laugh. I just have no idea how it started.
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Chizzy\'s was pretty awsome, love the mexican stand off
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When I was 18-19 I used to babysit this kid. When the parents came home, dad would always crash in bed. Thanks to a few screwdrivers, I had a couple pretty good makeout sessions with the milf.
I can\'t believe I just said milf.
And that, besides puking on myself at a bowling alley, is the only notable experience that\'s come from drinking.
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Originally posted by Sara
When I was 18-19 I used to babysit this kid. When the parents came home, dad would always crash in bed. Thanks to a few screwdrivers, I had a couple pretty good makeout sessions with the milf.
I can\'t believe I just said milf.
*gets image in my head* Um...be right back.
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Originally posted by Sara
When I was 18-19 I used to babysit this kid. When the parents came home, dad would always crash in bed. Thanks to a few screwdrivers, I had a couple pretty good makeout sessions with the milf.
I can\'t believe I just said milf.
And that, besides puking on myself at a bowling alley, is the only notable experience that\'s come from drinking.
That\'s hot.....was the bowling alley Voelker\'s by any chance?
...oh, that thing with the MILF was pretty sweet too.
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Sara, you got pics?
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Titan, you\'re a sad man.
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Why, do you have pics?
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:laughing: :laughing:
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
That\'s hot.....was the bowling alley Voelker\'s by any chance?
Nah, it was a bowling alley back in Wichita. Though I\'ve been to Voelker\'s a time or two.
Titan, do you want pictures of me making out with the milf? Because I have none. Only memories, dear boy...only memories. I might be able to arrange a pic of myself.
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*fwap fwap fwap.
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then I can photo shop the GISN pic of me into it, and it\'ll look like Sara and I are gett\'n busy
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today I went down to my boat to clean up after the drinking....evidentally I miss judged how much I drank, I took the cup that I had been doing "shots" with and measured how much I was pouring with a shot glass, and each one of my drinks was 5-6 shots. So it turns out that I did roughly 10-12 shots of Tequilla and 3-4 shots of Rum within 30 minutes.
At least I didn\'t die
just looked up my BA level, and I was over .30 and she was at roughly .45
once again, lucky we didn\'t die
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Gah...you guys and your drinking:rolleyes: (and I know that you said you never drink, so that isn\'t directed towards you)...
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I think my sperm is retarded now....
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Hahaha... Swif your such a dork dude.
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You will be glad to know... 5 seconds after I called Swif a dork I took a big swig out of a beer bottle with a CIGARETTE BUTT IN IT!!!!
I spit it out all over my laptop.
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awsome
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Originally posted by Luke
You will be glad to know... 5 seconds after I called Swif a dork I took a big swig out of a beer bottle with a CIGARETTE BUTT IN IT!!!!
I spit it out all over my laptop.
Just for the record, all Chicagoans arent this stupid. :p
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Heh...
That was seriously a horrible experience.
Luckily, I\'m drunk enough to not dwell on it.
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You are or were?
Wait till you sober up. If the computer starts fucking up then you\'ll really be pissed.
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Originally posted by Luke
You will be glad to know... 5 seconds after I called Swif a dork I took a big swig out of a beer bottle with a CIGARETTE BUTT IN IT!!!!
I spit it out all over my laptop.
:eek: omg....I have always been afraid that my dad would do that. I think it is the nastiest thing in the world to put your ashes in cans and crap...its an accident, waiting to happen.
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As I just found out.
I\'m just drunk enough right now to not care.
Hell, I\'m bored, alone in a really nice hotel room on the beach in Florida, and thats the only story I have to tell... How pitiful is that?
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have you tried exposing yourself to strangers yet? Thats at least 4 or 5 inches worth of fun right there.
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That got old a few years back... I\'ve moved on.
Sorry if I ruined your thread about how you got drunk for the first time :)
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If I ever get drunk for the first time, I will make a thread about it and you can ruin it too, ok?
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right on.
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Luke you need to come down here and party.
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here\'s a fact: europeans make up for 50% of alcohol consumption worldwide but are only 15% of the worlds population! :D
yay!
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would this be a good time to say I never drank, never smoked, or never took any type of drugs? I must be the only one.
Oh, and I floss too.
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Originally posted by politiepet
here\'s a fact: europeans make up for 50% of alcohol consumption worldwide but are only 15% of the worlds population! :D
yay!
That might explains why Europeans pee a lot. hence, the name. J/K.
You sure European only make up 15% of the world population? I thought it was somewhat more...
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Originally posted by THX
would this be a good time to say I never drank, never smoked, or never took any type of drugs? I must be the only one.
Oh, and I floss too.
Thats pretty amazing. I\'ve never smoked or taken any types of hardcore drugs and people look at me like a goodie. To never drink though is a whole new level. Hold out as long as you can.
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well when i say "drank" I meant for sole purpose of getting drunk. I\'ve had the girly Smirnoff Ice before (but I doubt anyone can get drunk off that) and some weird wines at weddings. And if you think I\'m a goodie you should see my friend
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[SIZE=8]NERD![/SIZE]
Thought I\'d clear that up. But seriously, man... I saw some cool kids on the corner drinking, and they looked SO cool.
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Being drunk is cool
When i was free and single i wouldn\'t even think of trying to pull women, unless they had the usual stale smell of beer vomit from their breath.
;)
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You aren\'t the only one THX.
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I held out til I was 20.
Drinking\'s no big thing.
\'Less you end up in a Mexican stand-off.
-Dan
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THX, I was with ya brother until last Sat. But now my record is blemished, I\'m so ashamed.
*goes off to drown his sorrows
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me n phil will live until we\'re 120, exactly when triple strength Viagara will be available.
The omen won\'t be far behind but unfortunately he\'ll be limper than Soulgrind in an igloo.
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Originally posted by THX
would this be a good time to say I never drank, never smoked, or never took any type of drugs? I must be the only one.
Oh, and I floss too.
*pats THX on the head* Here\'s a cookie.
jk
Ive done all three (cant quite knock them untill you know more about them). I, for the most part, cant stand drinking, especially to get drunk, considering thats all people around my age do. That and nothing they drink even tastes good. Ill take mamosas and all the fruity drinks which i still dont even drink really.
I used to smoke the chiba for a little bit but only every now and then. I stopped after one new years (coincidence) and never started again. "Squares" dont do a damn thing for me and they taste like shit.
So basically im super straight edge at the moment.
The only drug that im hooked on is that good ol lovin. MmmHmm. :p
GO ME :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Luke you need to come down here and party.
As long as all the girlies are at least 18 I\'m there kiddo.
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i was singing in a bath over new year, which i then proceeded to break as i lept out of it when my fanny of a friend came in and turned the shower on.
No, neither of us were naked. (i think)
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Originally posted by Luke
As long as all the girlies are at least 18 I\'m there kiddo.
Haha which end is it? Do you like em\' young or do you not want to go to jail?
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Originally posted by DeAnna
If I ever get drunk for the first time, I will make a thread about it and you can ruin it too, ok?
I doubt that will ever happen ;)