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Title: Tenchu
Post by: aestryker on February 12, 2005, 08:28:29 PM

Hye any fans of tenchu in here? Well i saw a write about the new release due out the 15th on ign and it sounds pretty good. I also found a site that offers some cool stuff about the game and a contest to win a free copy and other things.If your a fan check out  7NinjaCodes.com.

Title: Tenchu
Post by: Phil on February 13, 2005, 12:22:40 AM

Where is Boz when you need him...

Title: Tenchu
Post by: juslight on February 13, 2005, 01:01:40 AM

Facts:


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1.___  Ninjas are mammals.


2.___  Ninjas fight ALL  the time.


3.___  The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.





Ninja, Please


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Scene 1:_ _ _


Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food._ Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet._ There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped._ Then some dude jumps out of nowhere._ The ninjas start beating this guy\'s ass bad._ Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude._ The ninja star cuts the guy\'s head totally off._ The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome._ The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming._ Then the scene ends.


Scene 2:_ _


A ninja is sleeping at his house._ Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song._ Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock._ The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building._ When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him._ (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.)_ There will be a close up of the dude\'s feet sticking out from under the building._ The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure._ Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar._ Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that\'s even possible)._ Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.


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END


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-I thought of this script right before bedtime._ I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

Title: Tenchu
Post by: Evi on February 13, 2005, 04:12:47 PM

Quote

I thought of this script right before bedtime._ I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

You need help...

Title: Tenchu
Post by: calibratt559 on February 22, 2005, 06:58:38 PM

I ventured to the site of 7NinjaCodes and am hoping More like praying to the video game gods that I can win a copy of the game! LOL Thanks for the hook up!

Title: Tenchu
Post by: THX on February 22, 2005, 09:29:41 PM

Bozco post a pic

Title: Tenchu
Post by: Bozco on February 23, 2005, 02:06:44 AM

I am the resident fanboy.  But even blind love can\'t bring me to the new Tenchu games.  The last one sucked and I hear the same about this one.  :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

R.I.P. Tenchu Series
Long love 1 & 2