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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MPTheory on February 14, 2005, 10:40:39 AM
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So I was sitting in my office trying to think of the perfect poem for my GF. Here are a few different ideas I had so far. Feel free to use these for your loved ones
Ahem....
"Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
Tonight Im so gonna bang you cause I just paid for dinner at a nice expensive restaurant."
Who can come up with an absolutely horrible poem to read to someone tonight?
Good poems need not apply.
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Roses are Red,
My Nikes are Black,
Why is your chest
As Flat As Your Back?
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roses are red,
lemons are yellow,
I think your sister
would make a good bedfellow.
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Love is a portion of the soul itself,
and it is of the same nature as the
celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise that..... HEY...... Can you stop flirting with the f^cking waiter for 4 seconds? I spent my lunch break writing you this poem on a Quizno\'s napkin and now your too drunk to even KNOW the difference between a $24 and $60 bottle of wine, but that\'s not going to stop you from ordering the "good" stuff, is it?.... now can I finish this thing so we can go home?..... yeah?... OK..... the reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How am I supposed to get my swerve on when your nose keeps whistling like that? Damn, I feel like I\'m f^cking a blow-up doll with a leak!!!....
no, no.... Awe, come on.... what do you mean I ruined the moment. That\'s bullshit. You obviously weren\'t having a "moment" to begin with. I\'m almost finished anyway, why don\'t you wait a few seconds and then you can be mad at me while I watch TV.
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Roses are red
But you are the best
Now why don\'t you...
let me take a dump on your chest?
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Roses are red
Violents are blue
I have a boner
and I want to f*ck you
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Meh, poetry is for girls, english teachers & hippies.
So, to save some time, here\'s some I shamelessely C&P\'d
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You\'re about to get f*sted.
Roses are cr*p,
Violets are w*nky,
Oooh I\'ve just come,
Pass me a h*nky.
Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your fl*ps,
Cos here comes my w*lly.
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.
Roses are cr*p,
Violets are sh*t,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.
Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You\'re a dirty b*tch,
And you love it up the sh*tter.
Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You\'re so crap in bed,
That I f*cked your alsations.
Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your v*gina.
Roses are red,
It\'s elementary,
Let\'s ring up a friend,
And try d*uble-entry.
Roses are sh*t,
Violets are cr*p,
Show me your cl*t,
And I\'ll c*m in your lap.
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^^^^^^
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Wow...these are...interesting :stick:
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You = No Humor
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you = teh suck
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You = Got that from everyone else so you suxorz
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*looks at DeAnna\'s avvy*
Sounds like she has a fixation with sucking.
POOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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[size=24]PWNED!![/size]
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
roses are red,
lemons are yellow,
I think your sister
would make a good bedfellow.
bwahaha mi\'m drunk as shit and I just sended this to my friend Jorsdan
ty chizzz
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You guys need to post on here when you all have liver transplants from drinking so damn much.
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Cerberus, that fuckin ruled.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
You = Got that from everyone else so you suxorz
Well either way, you still suck...
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Go away.
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aww hush you know I am just playing...or do you?:sconf: