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Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: MPTheory on March 07, 2005, 08:49:25 AM: Do you think anyone will actually buy this?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=35825&item=6160741780&rd=1

Retarded...
Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: Samwise on March 07, 2005, 08:55:51 AM: I don\'t think the term HOLY CRAP has ever been so appropriate.
Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: MPTheory on March 07, 2005, 09:04:14 AM: I love how the starting bid is 5 bucks.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 07, 2005, 09:10:56 AM: Jesus in an egg?
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 07, 2005, 09:46:35 AM: You must be yolking.... :sconf:
Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: MPTheory on March 07, 2005, 10:04:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
Jesus in an egg?

Oh yes, but not just any egg.... an EASTER egg!!!

Its too bad he blew the egg out. I would have purchased it and blessed my skillet with this holly egg. Then I could tell people that I ate Baby Jesus!!
Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: GmanJoe on March 07, 2005, 10:09:57 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
You must be yolking.... :sconf:

MWAHAHA! You funny.
Title: Holly Jebus and baby Jebus!
Post by: cloud345 on March 07, 2005, 02:07:44 PM: Although I can\'t say there is a picture of Jesus on the egg, i must admnit this guy is good at coloring easter eggs, thats a cool design on it. :p
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Post by: Cerberus on March 07, 2005, 03:40:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
You must be yolking.... :sconf:

It was only a matter of time before someone said it.

Quick, someone make a thread about cows so I can make a witty quip about it being "udder chaos".

:)
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Post by: Cyrus on March 07, 2005, 03:59:48 PM: YOU CANT SEE THIS PICTURE IN IT?

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sacredheartbookshop.com%2Fsacred%2520heart%2520logo.jpg&hash=f7f89d5f2039ad048a00cbbae2f8094ceb3cc14b)
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Post by: Hawke on March 07, 2005, 07:35:25 PM: It\'s been ages since I\'ve browsed the depths of EBay and I had apparently forgotten how amusing a place it can be. The Weird Stuff (http://everythingelse.listings.ebay.com:80/Weird-Stuff_Really-Weird_W0QQfclZ3QQfcoZ1QQfromZR11QQsacatZ1468QQsocmdZListingItemList) section is just so full of... well... err... I\'m trying to come up with something witty here, but it\'s just so chock full of hilarious crap there\'s no need to verbally elaborate on the fact.
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Post by: Evi on March 07, 2005, 07:41:02 PM: One of the stupidest things I\'ve ever seen was on the "It Came From eBay" segment on TechTV. It showed some stupid thing where you pay some family $5000, and they\'ll pray for you ever day for a year. They even had a pic of the table they\'re going to pray at. Wouldn\'t that be a "sin" to charge people for prayer? WTF?

This egg thing is just freakin\' stupid. I\'m sure if someone thought they saw the Virgin Mary in a pile of doodoo, they\'d sell it on eBay.
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Post by: theomen on March 07, 2005, 08:11:19 PM: can I charge people for thinking about them while I masturbate? If so, the free ride for sammy is over
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Post by: clips on March 07, 2005, 08:15:28 PM: there was one in there were this blond chick stated she would cut 2 inches of her hair off and mail it to you with a pic of her for $100.00 :eek:..that s**t is crazy..is people really buying this stuff? sad really...
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Post by: Hawke on March 07, 2005, 08:22:28 PM: I\'d like to take a moment to present to you eBay item 5561549447 GOLDEN YIN OR YING & YANG GOOD LUCK ONION RING PRECIOUS (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5561549447&rd=1).
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.ebayimg.com%2F01%2Fi%2F03%2F84%2F6e%2Fd2_12_sb.JPG&hash=84ccc444e2f33af65cc5743b8d2b3bc0aac0e099)

Many people go maybe a tad too far, presenting a neverending stream of evidence which is supposed to convince you to purchase the item they are pushing. Here we have a prime piece of evidence that corroborates any and all claims made by the owner about this onion ring\'s magickal powerz.

Quote
sushi-a-go-go declaims
...my blood pressure has dropped, I have lost weight, I won the Wisconsin state lottery, ...

The first two items mentioned in the quote of course might under no circumstances in any of the possible multiverses existing at the moment have anything to do with each other or fact he got a dog and was forced to get off his arse to take it for walks. Nothing else but a miraculous snack filled with so much preservatives and non-carbon-based filler in it that it will not support even bacterial growth could be behind this. Also the third fact stated there just can\'t be discarded as mere good old serendipitous dumb luck. Just roll your eyes (first upwards while inhaling deeply then with a deep sigh to the left or right and) down.

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi9.ebayimg.com%2F02%2Fi%2F03%2F83%2F45%2F97_1_b.JPG&hash=6212eac3d1f3a0015ca5adff3cbe1d665c1c825b)

Only for a measly $1,000 you can have this overwordly luck descend upon yourself.

Thank your luck it\'s six in the morning and I don\'t have the energy to go through all the odd points in here... I need to sleep... but first I\'ll check out the "Female Winnie the Pooh with Free Iron Beating Stick".
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Post by: Evi on March 07, 2005, 10:32:31 PM: People are stupid. Plain and simple.
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Post by: MPTheory on March 08, 2005, 08:36:59 AM: that sad part is that someone actually bid on the damned thing.. I guess it is good luck afterall
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Post by: Unicron! on March 08, 2005, 09:18:19 AM: what people do for money
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Post by: Hawke on March 08, 2005, 09:32:39 AM: What people do with money.
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Post by: Samwise on March 08, 2005, 09:38:04 AM: SQWARK, I WUB J00!
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Post by: Titan on March 09, 2005, 05:26:18 PM: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5563939640&rd=1

I found that one on Hoffa\'s death. Bullshit?
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Post by: Evi on March 09, 2005, 05:28:20 PM: You\'d have to be out of your damn mind to pay 1000 bucks for that crap.