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Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: CHIZZY on March 31, 2005, 05:39:21 AM

I just heard on Howard Stern that he died. Is this a joke?

BTW Mitch= teh funny comedian.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on March 31, 2005, 08:02:12 AM

No freaking way.  I love that guy.

I don\'t call them cavities.  I call them places I put food.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: CHIZZY on March 31, 2005, 08:25:37 AM

" I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to do them too..."

" I helped my friend stay put last weekend, it\'s a lot easier than helping someone move. I basically went over and made sure he didn\'t start loading his shit onto a truck."

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on March 31, 2005, 08:35:19 AM

"A guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana.

I said no

But then I thought, I may want a regular banana later.

So, yeah."

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Black Samurai on March 31, 2005, 08:49:22 AM

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: CHIZZY on March 31, 2005, 08:53:19 AM

"...you can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.95... I would like to make a product that was available for 3 easy payments, and one fuckin\' complicated payment! We\'re not gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! Good luck, fucker! The last payment must be made in wampum!"

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Black Samurai on March 31, 2005, 08:58:34 AM

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It\'s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don\'t want them too. I\'m like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: ROL Jamas on March 31, 2005, 10:42:44 AM

"When an escalator gets broken, they put a sign there that says "temporarly out of service". Why don\'t they get a sign that says "Temporarily Stairs"?"

I just liked that one...may have been that I was watching the Comedy Central special at around 1 am, but it was still funny :)

See Yuz.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Viper_Fujax on March 31, 2005, 11:12:29 AM

So far theres nothing on the net so hopefully it isnt true.

"When someone hands you a flier, it\'s like they\'re saying \'here, you throw this away.\'"

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Black Samurai on March 31, 2005, 11:16:53 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Viper_Fujax
So far theres nothing on the net so hopefully it isnt true.

Comedian Mitch Hedburg dead at 37 (http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/breaking_news/11278099.htm)

In case that first link asks you to register (http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml)

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Viper_Fujax on March 31, 2005, 11:30:56 AM

damn. Was hoping itd be news places i havent heard of but comedy central would be the ones to know.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Samwise on March 31, 2005, 12:40:31 PM

[size=8]EARLY APRIL\'S FOOL![/size]

Perhaps not.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Jumpman on March 31, 2005, 12:45:51 PM

damn someone beat me to my joke from him =/

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on March 31, 2005, 01:30:35 PM

The Comedy Central pieces blow nuts.  His CD is fucking great@!

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: THX on March 31, 2005, 03:58:31 PM

druggie = early death

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: shockwaves on March 31, 2005, 04:02:27 PM

"On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield.  But on a banana, it\'s just the opposite.  Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

"Sometimes I wave to people I don\'t know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don\'t know, because what if they don\'t have a hand? They\'ll think you\'re cocky. Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful...I\'m gonna go pick something up"

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Titan on March 31, 2005, 08:08:29 PM

RIP man. I never heard of him until today but seems like a hell of a comic.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Bozco on March 31, 2005, 08:58:04 PM

FUCK, I quote him in every day life.  :(

RIP

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: ##RaCeR## on April 01, 2005, 03:14:11 AM

So is he dead or was it an April fools?

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: CHIZZY on April 01, 2005, 05:54:06 AM

I don\'t know

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on April 01, 2005, 06:11:10 AM

but it wasn\'t april fools day.  Hmmm..  But then again, he\'s a stoner so he may not have known.

And he also got a lot of sources in on the game.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/headline/features/3112640

http://staging.hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_HEDBERG?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-03-31-23-59-13

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/news/bal-artslife-news-hedberg31,1,6888591.story?coll=bal-entertainment-headlines&ctrack=1&cset=true

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on April 01, 2005, 08:03:05 AM

Hmm..

Yeah, this guy was good.

I like rice. Rice is great when you\'re hungry, and you want two THOUSAND of something.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Titan on April 01, 2005, 10:51:00 AM

"Hedberg died Wednesday in a hotel room in Livingston, N.J."

He didn\'t die too far from me.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Unicron! on April 01, 2005, 11:54:49 AM

*scratches head*

What\'s so funny about these jokes?

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on April 01, 2005, 12:03:47 PM

It\'s his delivery.  He\'s a complete stoner in his delivery.  Try and listen to some of his material and you will understand.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: theomen on April 01, 2005, 12:33:37 PM

one of my favorite comedians....damn shame

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Bozco on April 02, 2005, 02:18:15 PM

Oops

Might as well add something to the accidental post.


Funny Cartoon (http://hommedeterre.net/blog/images/2005/04/01/terri.htm)

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: clips on April 02, 2005, 06:32:29 PM

S**t was funny as hell boz!  :laughing:

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on April 02, 2005, 09:06:00 PM

Now a few more frames to add the pope and sit around a table of chicken.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: CHIZZY on April 03, 2005, 09:11:27 AM

holy shit, that ruled

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: videoholic on July 02, 2005, 09:24:06 AM

http://funny2.com/hedberg.htm


For those of you who don\'t understand.  Here is a pretty good list of his material. But you just have to have the delivery down.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Luke on July 02, 2005, 09:30:56 AM

Awesome link.

I bookmarked it for further use in my life.

Title: Mitch Hedberg.... Dead?
Post by: Bozco on July 02, 2005, 09:02:14 PM

I still listen to Mitch every day.