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Title: It finally happened
Post by: Halberto on April 05, 2005, 07:46:38 PM: my mom walked in on me while I was spanking the monkey
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Post by: unknown on April 05, 2005, 08:26:27 PM: AAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

points*
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Post by: Unicron! on April 05, 2005, 08:27:15 PM: :laughing:
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Post by: Black Samurai on April 05, 2005, 08:28:08 PM: Damn. Pours out some malt liquor.

That SUCKS. What did she say?
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Post by: unknown on April 05, 2005, 08:31:14 PM: she pointed and laughed like I did lol. ;)
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Post by: Joker on April 05, 2005, 08:37:09 PM: we at least she didn\'t ask to join in........right?
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Post by: THX on April 05, 2005, 08:43:30 PM: Anyone else see that thread on a popular car forum where the guy went into detail about what happened in this same situation? He thought no one else was home, started spanking, phone rang so he went to answer it.. schlong in hand, mom comes out of door..... PWNT

They didn\'t talk about it afterwards hehe, probably the best policy.
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Post by: Cerberus on April 05, 2005, 11:08:50 PM: That\'s never happened to me, because I\'m careful.
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Post by: Samwise on April 05, 2005, 11:16:47 PM: It almost happened to me once.
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Post by: SirMystiq on April 06, 2005, 12:03:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Halberto
my mom walked in on me while I was spanking the monkey

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

C\'mon what happened? Don\'t just...leave it hanging.
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Post by: Knotter8 on April 06, 2005, 01:43:21 AM: You keep a monkey as a pet ? :confused:
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Post by: Unicron! on April 06, 2005, 01:44:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by unknown
she pointed and laughed like I did lol. ;)

WHAT?You mean...she liked the spectacle? :eek:
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Post by: Samwise on April 06, 2005, 02:46:51 AM: She pointed and laughed at the miniscule size of his member... ;)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 06, 2005, 03:24:03 AM: It\'s happened to me. Also had an uncle walk in on me.
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Post by: mm on April 06, 2005, 04:00:08 AM: this story was funny the FIRST time it was told
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Post by: GmanJoe on April 06, 2005, 04:00:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
It\'s happened to me. Also had an uncle walk in on me.

Did he join you? ;)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 06, 2005, 04:05:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
Did he join you? ;)

...he...swore..he\'d never tell about that..
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Post by: GmanJoe on April 06, 2005, 04:06:58 AM: You and your uncle bukkake\'d all over the magazine, eh? ;)
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Post by: Jumpman on April 06, 2005, 04:23:47 AM: Clean my house.
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Post by: GmanJoe on April 06, 2005, 04:53:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Jumpman
Clean my house.

Call Miss Tiq. He\'ll wash your car and pick yer veggies.
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Post by: Samwise on April 06, 2005, 05:28:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
Call Miss Tiq. He\'ll wash your car and pick yer veggies.
And steal your TV.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on April 06, 2005, 07:30:34 AM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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Post by: JBean on April 06, 2005, 07:33:25 AM: that\'s funny

reminds me of the time I got off work early and walked in on my roommate getting it on with himself.

I wouldn\'t let him live it down for a long time.
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Post by: CHIZZY on April 06, 2005, 07:37:04 AM: Came close to getting caught by my roomate once. Came home early from work, started to get busy w/ a porno goin\' on in my bedroom. Didn\'t realize he stayed home from work. Whoops.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on April 06, 2005, 10:08:13 AM: Never been caught, although my gf and I have nearly been caught quite a few times..
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Post by: Jumpman on April 06, 2005, 11:14:32 AM: I\'m pretty quick and have a natural reflex to cover up in the nick of time!
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Post by: Halberto on April 06, 2005, 11:27:02 AM: she didnt catch me clear as day. I was just cleaning up and tucked put the snake back in and luckily I had a instant message up blocking about half the movie. She walked in and I flinched and closed the movie and I was like "THANKS FOR KNOCKING" and she said what movie were you watching so I told her Boondock Saints its bloody so you wont like it leave. But I think she knew it was porno
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Post by: Joker on April 06, 2005, 11:31:52 AM: lmao Boondock Saints.

of all the movies to pick.

I\'ve never been caught myself and hope to never be.

I was caught looking at a porno once but I was only looking not jacking.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on April 06, 2005, 02:26:39 PM: Shit, I have been caught with my girlfriend. Got caught by her father I know two times and I am pretty sure he has came home early before and caught us. We would be doin\' our thing and then I would hear the front door open and shut.
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Post by: Jumpman on April 06, 2005, 09:22:28 PM: Quit having sex infront of the front door imo.
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Post by: QuDDus on April 07, 2005, 02:47:22 AM: wow long time ago mom saw a porno I had. Never got caught like that though. My advise to you is get a lock on your door.