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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Cerberus on April 29, 2005, 06:39:30 PM
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Holy Moly (http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/)
A friend sent it to me in an email, I haven\'t laughed so much for ages.
If you are easily offended, you might not want to click it.
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There\'s something wrong with your friend.
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whelp my company pc won\'t let me peep that....
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It\'s nothing. Just a LOT of graphic swearing. No bad images. It probably filtered it considering there\'s 10,000 swear words on that page.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
It\'s nothing. Just a LOT of graphic swearing. No bad images. It probably filtered it considering there\'s 10,000 swear words on that page.
That\'s probably it, every parental control system will probably pick it up.
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Hahaha!
This stuff is hilarious!
Pandas - Fuck me, you\'re the size of a brick shithouse, but you\'re soft as fucking shite you black and white cunt. Can\'t get your tiny little cock up in public. What more do you want for Christ\'s sake, the fucking zoo gives you a penthouse cage, a bint to fuck the arse off, an audience to watch, and what do you fucking do, eat fucking bamboo. Fucking soft cock.
:laughing: !!!
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Yeah, that\'s really not funny.
Swearing lost it\'s funny factor when I hit 17.
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Swearing lost it\'s funny factor when I hit 17.
Really? I was like 5...
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Originally posted by Luke
Yeah, that\'s really not funny.
Swearing lost it\'s funny factor when I hit 17.
Its not the swearing really that I find funny, its just the blatant truth.
Christopher Reeve - Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its..... a cunt in a wheel chair
:laughing:
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Now that\'s fucking stupid.
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Meh... different humor for different people.
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It\'s not different humor, it\'s just not funny.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
It\'s not different humor, it\'s just not funny.
To you it\'s not, and to be honest, that particular one isn\'t funny to me either, but as he said, different humour for different people.
Humour is relative to the individual, and while I don\'t find it funny to laugh at people who are vicitm to misfortune/disease/accident etc, I find it the funniest thing to laugh at people who do things to deserve it.
There are a lot of people named on that site that I absolutely detest, always have, and always will for the way they act towards others.
The comments directed at them are the ones that crack me up most.
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And if you want to know who I mean, look up these beauties
J-lo
Jonathon king
Gary Glitter
Mariah Carey
Yoko Ono
Gerry Adams
Jack Osbourne
Kelly Osborne
Michael Howard
vanessa feltz
People like that, I laugh at.
Deservedly so in my opinion.
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and while I don\'t find it funny to laugh at people who are vicitm to misfortune/disease/accident etc, I find it the funniest thing to laugh at people who do things to deserve it.
That\'s why I thought it wasn\'t funny.
To you it\'s not, and to be honest, that particular one isn\'t funny to me either
I\'m in a bad mood.
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So many British peeps listed I have no clue about.
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Originally posted by SwifDi
So many British peeps listed I have no clue about.
That\'s another thing, the majority of it is us lot taking the piss out of our own gobshites.
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WTF is a gobshite?
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
WTF is a gobshite?
Gobshite (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gobshite)
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Oh...well then. I think you misunderstood your own word. You don\'t talk out of your gobshite. Gobshite is an adjective describing a person.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Oh...well then. I think you misunderstood your own word. You don\'t talk out of your gobshite. Gobshite is an adjective describing a person.
No, it\'s actually a noun, so it can be used to label someone.
Someone who talks shite is called a Gobshite
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Labeling someone would be an adjective. A gob is your mouth, and shite is coming out of it, hence the word gobshite. You are a gobshite! <----- being used as an adjective. You can\'t spout gobshite. Your gob can spout shite. There\'s a difference.
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I\'m sorry, but when I was at school, when you labelled someone (ie giving them a name to call them by), it was classed as a noun. When you are using words to add descriptive comment, that\'s an adjective.
"Shut it, you little gobshite!"
That\'s classed as a noun as far as I\'m concerned.
If I was to say that sentence as an adjective, I would say:
"Shut it, you little gob of shite!"
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You\'re right. Little was the adjective in both those examples. It\'s a noun. My bad.
However, you still can\'t spout gobshite, with the definition you showed me. ;)
Edit: Hmmm...I\'m leaving this one alone. I\'m damn confused now...
Edit Edit: Ok...you\'re wrong. It\'s not a noun, it\'s an adjective. If I gave you the nickname "gobshite" then it would be a noun. Like...hey shithead! Shithead is a noun. If I said...Hey! You\'re a shithead! Then shithead becomes an adjective. Hey gobshite! noun You\'re a gobshite! adjective -- Get it? *headache*
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
You\'re right. Little was the adjective in both those examples. It\'s a noun. My bad.
However, you still can\'t spout gobshite, with the definition you showed me. ;)
Edit: Hmmm...I\'m leaving this one alone. I\'m damn confused now...
Edit Edit: Ok...you\'re wrong. It\'s not a noun, it\'s an adjective. If I gave you the nickname "gobshite" then it would be a noun. Like...hey shithead! Shithead is a noun. If I said...Hey! You\'re a shithead! Then shithead becomes an adjective. Hey gobshite! noun You\'re a gobshite! adjective -- Get it? *headache*
I guess at a push, it can be used as both a noun and an adjective depending on the situation, but trust me, it\'s primary function, is as a noun.
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You\'re both nerds.
And the Christopher Reeve thing was damn funny.
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Germans
Blonde, 4 eyed, sausage eating, greasy, hairy armpitted ****s with a fucked up language. Einz, zvi, dry, fear, fumf, secht, seiben, acht, neiun, ****.
Nazis
Dumb ****s go on about fucking tall athletic civilised blond supermen, what like Hitler? (black hair pasty fucker) Himmler? ( puny misfit loner wore glasses ) Goering? ( big fat coke taking hedonist ****) Goebbells? ( midgit partially crippled womaniser). Hypocritical murderous ****s!!!!
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The English are clearly not adept at the English language.
"blarg off, you tinshack poft of a cobstopper! Flimster piny dooger! Jar jar binks!"
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Eat my spotted dick!
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Originally posted by Samwise
Eat my spotted dick!
Lets all eat sammys spotted dick.
:)
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Yes...you\'re so cool that you get your jokes from Jackie Chan movies. Go Sammy!
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Yes...you\'re so cool that you get your jokes from Jackie Chan movies. Go Sammy!
WTF are you talking about?
Go back to studying. You don\'t have time to be here, with all the cool chicks waiting for you.
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Shanghai Knights...with the spotted dick comment. That\'s what I\'m talking about. If you made that up by yourself then I guess you\'re familiar with that crazy ass European food you always eat.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Shanghai Knights...with the spotted dick comment. That\'s what I\'m talking about. If you made that up by yourself then I guess you\'re familiar with that crazy ass European food you always eat.
I made it up myself, remembering the spotted dick picture that was posted a while back. And no, I don\'t eat it, in fact I had never heard of it before this forum. It\'s English food btw, which isn\'t exactly known for being superior.
Now stop being such a bitch.
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English food is damn strange...and German food is even more strange.
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hey, I just check and while I read the William section, it remind me of that guy...but there is no Willaim Hung on that section...guess he was lucky enough to escape the "cunt"...
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Originally posted by Paul2
hey, I just check and while I read the William section, it remind me of that guy...but there is no Willaim Hung on that section...guess he was lucky enough to escape the "cunt"...
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finstagiber.net%2Fsmiliesdotcom%2Fcontrib%2Fedoom%2FThinkingof_.gif&hash=cd2b1ca3d217e532e56d641885dccfe3188e5902)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finstagiber.net%2Fsmiliesdotcom%2Fcwm%2F3dlil%2Feek13.gif&hash=cb3167bbb34d8769056e2a8cba41464fabe54dde)
What???
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I\'ve submitted a few nominations myself, lets see if they get accepted.