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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Paul2 on May 08, 2005, 02:39:03 AM
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The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump died, and goes to
> Heaven.
>
> He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
> However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the
> Gatekeeper.
>
> St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to
> see you.
>
> We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though,
> that the place is filling up fast, and we have been
> administering an entrance examination for everyone. The
> test is short, but you have to pass it, before you can get
> into Heaven."
>
> Forrest responds, "It shor is good, to be here, St. Peter,
> sir. But nobody ever told me, about any entrance exam. I
> shor hope that the
> Test ain\'t too hard, life was a big enough test, as it
> was."
>
> St. Peter continued to say, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the
> test is only three questions.
>
> First: What two days of the week, begins with the letter
> T?
>
> Second: How many seconds, are there, in a year?
>
> Third: What is God\'s first name?"
>
> Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the
> next day, and sees St. Peter, who waved him up, and said,
> "Now that you have had a
> chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
>
> Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in
> the week, begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is
> easy. That would be, Today and Tomorrow."
>
> The Saint\'s eyes opened wide, and he exclaimed, "Forrest,
> that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point,
> and I guess, I did not specify, so I will give you credit,
> for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.
>
> "How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder,"
> replied Forrest, but I thunk, and thunk, about that, and I
> guess the only answer, can be twelve."
>
> Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how
> in Heaven\'s name, could you come up, with twelve seconds
> in a year?"
>
> Forrest replied, "Shucks, there is got to be twelve:
> January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd. ! .."
>
> "Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are
> going with this, and I see your point, though that was not
> quite what I had in mind.....but I will have to give you
> credit, for that one, too. Let us go on, with the third,
> and final question. Can you tell me God\'s
> first name"?
>
> "Sure", Forrest replied, "its Andy."
>
> Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated, and frustrated St Peter.
>
> "Ok, I can understand, how you came up, with your answers
> to my first two questions, but just how in the world, did
> you come up with, the
> name Andy, as the first name of God?"
>
> "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest
> replied. "I learnt it from the song. .
>
> "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
>
> ANDY TELLS ME, I AM HIS OWN. . . "
>
> St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest,
> run."
>
> Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the ability, to
> understand a clean joke, To get some humor, out of life,
> And to pass it on, to
> other folk.
>
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hehe, these guys have probably seen it a million times b4 etc etc, first time 4 me - funny stuff
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I\'ve seen the seconds joke as a kid.
It was ok.
//Thought Tom Hanks died for a minute...
-Dan
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Don\'t get scare me like that!!
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Don\'t get scare me like that!!
So the "No, Tom Hanks didn\'t die" scared you?
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^^^
LOL, Samwise. Funny comeback.
Evis, its just a joke about Forrest Gump dies and go to heaven...nothing serious...
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That sounds like a joke your feeble minded red-state Aunt Bertha would forward to you from her AOL account. Not funny in itself, but LOL. :(
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Originally posted by Samwise
So the "No, Tom Hanks didn\'t die" scared you?
Wow...you\'re quick...it says Edit for a reason. It didn\'t say that originally, so the post was made prior to the edit. :stick:
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Wow...you\'re quick...it says Edit for a reason. It didn\'t say that originally, so the post was made prior to the edit. :stick:
Yeah I know, Mr. Quick, I edited the title myself. Way before your answer btw, which is why I wondered why you\'d write that.
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Let\'s examine the evidence, just for the fun of it.
This thread was posted: 05-08-2005 12:39 PM
Then I edited it:
Thread edited by Samwise on 05-08-2005 03:44 PM.
Notice that\'s like 3 hours after the original post.
Then this is your post: 05-09-2005 05:34 AM
Which is... let\'s count... about 14 hours AFTER the edit.
[size=8]Pwned.[/size]
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Don\'t double post.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Don\'t double post.
Uh... nice comeback.
I wasn\'t planning on double posting. I just figured I could show you some evidence... but nice going Mr. Intarweb Policeman. :)
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Originally posted by Samwise
Let\'s examine the evidence, just for the fun of it.
This thread was posted: 05-08-2005 12:39 PM
Then I edited it:
Thread edited by Samwise on 05-08-2005 03:44 PM.
Notice that\'s like 3 hours after the original post.
Then this is your post: 05-09-2005 05:34 AM
Which is... let\'s count... about 14 hours AFTER the edit.
[size=8]Pwned.[/size]
now that....is FUCKING OWNAGE!
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Not really.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Not really.
Yes, really. :p
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fanimaltnt.free.fr%2FOwned%2520station%2Fowned-baby.jpg&hash=c8630d92a16e9133331274500c0781fb38457f79)
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:laughing: Ok ok...I got owned.
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I too at first thought Tom Hanks died, then like a nanosecond later I checked the rest of the title :) BTW, Sammy pwned Evis :)
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BTW, Sammy pwned Evis
We\'ve established that already. Seems like you missed that as well. ;)