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Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: CHIZZY on May 10, 2005, 08:56:34 PM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0761121323/qid=1115787297/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-2711233-0454566

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0028631048/qid=1115787347/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-2711233-0454566


well well...what have we here?
Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 10, 2005, 09:02:35 PM
congrats, it appears she has found someone new.
:D

seriously tho\', congrats.
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Post by: Evi on May 10, 2005, 09:02:41 PM
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well well...what have we here?
A recent outbreak of crappy threads with links to Amazon.com...
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Post by: JBean on May 10, 2005, 09:31:58 PM
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A recent outbreak of crappy threads with links to Amazon.com...


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006YXH0/qid=1115789499/sr=8-5/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i2_xgl15/102-7247190-4804915?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

congrats man :smokin: i\'ve been a dad for almost 9 months now.. it\'s pretty freakin\' cool (most of the time) :laughing:
Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: Avatarr on May 10, 2005, 10:09:24 PM
who\'s kyoko?
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Post by: Halberto on May 10, 2005, 10:25:20 PM
Congrats mang. You\'re life is about to be completely different.
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Post by: videoholic on May 11, 2005, 03:50:47 AM
Mucho congrats.

I guess this thread has verified one thing.  Some things just fly right over little Evis\' head.

So is it a key west baby?  Is it going to grow up wearing flip flops and drinking Margarittas?
Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: CHIZZY on May 11, 2005, 04:25:59 AM
...and listening to crappy jimmy buffet covers....

but seriously, I was hammered when I made this thread. We\'ve just decided to get it going. She went off the pill 2 months ago. Nothing like humpin\' to try to make babies!!!:cool:
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Post by: Cyrus on May 11, 2005, 04:59:27 AM
they say a little anal helps the stimulation of the female reroductive organs....



at least thats what I told my wife :bounce:
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Post by: clips on May 11, 2005, 06:18:05 AM
yo, congratulations <---did i spell that right? anyway welcome to the club..get ready to endure some late night episodes and stinky diapers..;)...make sure you tape the birth, or at least take pics...it will be one of the most  amazing events you will witness in your life...:fro:
Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: videoholic on May 11, 2005, 07:56:37 AM
my wife is off the pill now too.  I just have to make sure I dump on her instead of in her.  :69:
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Post by: QuDDus on May 11, 2005, 02:20:47 PM
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Originally posted by Avatarr
who\'s kyoko?



From the name I would asume some hot asian chick that digs drunks;)

Really congrats
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Post by: Unicron! on May 11, 2005, 02:28:11 PM
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Originally posted by videoholic
my wife is off the pill now too.  I just have to make sure I dump on her instead of in her.  :69:


there is something called....condom? :p
And there are other ways to finish too? :p:p
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Post by: mjps21983 on May 11, 2005, 02:48:54 PM
Congrats I\'m a few years away from that, but I\'d rather have my kids around 25-28 don\'t want to be wearing depends when my kids are in high school. 3 more years and I\'ll be looking to make babies.
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Post by: Cerberus on May 11, 2005, 04:07:01 PM
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Originally posted by Avatarr
who\'s kyoko?


Some sort of agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions isn\'t it?

Oh, you said Kyoko......

I think she\'s chizzy\'s squeeze


:D
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Post by: Luke on May 11, 2005, 04:07:05 PM
Good luck and congrats guy!
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Post by: videoholic on May 11, 2005, 04:50:31 PM
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Originally posted by mjps21983
I\'d rather have my kids around 25-28


You\'ll probably need to adopt an illegal to get one that old.
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Post by: CHIZZY on May 11, 2005, 07:22:49 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
there is something called....condom? :p
And there are other ways to finish too? :p:p


WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.
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Post by: Samwise on May 11, 2005, 10:16:40 PM
Congrats Chizzmaster! :D
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Post by: Evi on May 11, 2005, 11:12:46 PM
You could also call him Jizzmaster...

I use a condom just for safety\'s sake (the very tiny bit of semen that comes out when you first get an erection is enough to impregnate a chic), but I never splooge inside a girl. I pull it out before I have to and either splooge on her titays or let her have her way with the man-juice...like if she swallows or wants it on her face or something. It makes a big mess but I don\'t have to worry about pregnancy.

Sorry for the graphic visuals.
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Post by: Cerberus on May 12, 2005, 04:07:21 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
You\'ll probably need to adopt an illegal to get one that old.



der-dun-dun-der-dun-dun-tshhhh
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Post by: MPTheory on May 12, 2005, 04:31:35 AM
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.


Yes, they suck balls.  My GF gets the shot every 3 months so slapping the tight rubber chamber around my purple headed soldier is a thing of the past.  Thank God.. Penis to vagina is much better with no barrier in-between is the best :)
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Post by: QuDDus on May 12, 2005, 09:38:00 AM
Yeah sex without a condom is da bomb. But man I am so scared of an std. I have never had one. And the thought of getting one scares me.

From know on my thing is if I don\'t have a condom I don\'t have sex. I know it is different when you have that long-time GF and you think she is fucking you only. Thats the easiest way to get burnt by a female if you ask me.

I am too scared. I did have unprotected sex with my long-time GF and she was on the pill. It does feel 100 times better but nothing is 100% especially when you don\'t want any kids or disease.

So if I don\'t have a condom now I don\'t have sex. I use flavored condoms if I want a girl to give me oral.
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Post by: MPTheory on May 12, 2005, 09:45:49 AM
you make her give you oral with a rubber on??? that would fugging suck donkey nuts.  I\'m going to make the assumption that you never go down on your chica.  Come on man, you gotta lick it before you stick it.  my GF took a blood test... "knowing is beautiful" - Gayest line ive ever heard, but true.
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Post by: Cyrus on May 12, 2005, 11:29:07 AM
you can still get aids from oral sex....
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 12, 2005, 03:27:43 PM
A blowjob with a condom.
Bet that sucks - no pun intended.
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Post by: Unicron! on May 12, 2005, 03:32:53 PM
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
WTF is a condom?


I just wanna know one thing. Besides from the daddys, who else knows what it\'s like to ejaculate sperm inside of a woman?

oh yeah, it rules.

I\'ve only done it to 3 girls, but for one, I did it for 7 years, and the first one doesn\'t count, federally speaking.


I successfully had sex for over 12 years like that with 3 girls with no mistakes. All were on the pill. I\'ve only worn a condom 4 times in my life.  


oh yeah, it rules.
you ommited the second sentence :p

and congrats......oh and good luck :D
Title: the books Kyoko came home with...
Post by: videoholic on May 12, 2005, 04:03:12 PM
You cats must date some dirty little sluts to be scared of a blow job without the baggy on.
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Post by: QuDDus on May 12, 2005, 04:39:21 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
A blowjob with a condom.
Bet that sucks - no pun intended.



LOL It all the same to me.  I have had blow with and without. Doesn\'t really  matter to me. Of course it\'s going to feel a little better without the condom.

  I am not saying I am a player or anything like that but I do have frequent casual sex. So I have to be safe.

My pops has always told me you know who your fucking but you never really know who she\'s fucking.
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Post by: Lord Nicon on May 12, 2005, 06:23:03 PM
Damn Quddus. Paranoid ass. Heh. I know what you mean though. Untill my current gf, ive never really freaked out too much about condoms and stds and shit. She was a virgin when we first started dating but oddly, im still a bit spooked. I dont know why.

Shes on the pill, but oddly enough, sometimes i think i give out quicker when i wear condoms (I have no idea). I remember the first time i did it w/o one. I was going too damn long. Weird shit.

I had something to say and then it just came out all messed up.

*shrugs*