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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Cyrus on May 11, 2005, 07:24:13 AM
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
I may not be the best looking guy here...............but im the only one talking to you
if i was a whistle, would you blow me?
i have a rat in my pants, can your pu$$y catch it?
Are those space pants? Cus your a$$ is out of this world
Guy: Do you raise chickens?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure raised my cawk
Let\'s make like lesbians, and lickety split.
hey baby, why don\'t you sit on my lap and we\'ll talk about what pops up
I know milk does a body good, But DAMN how much have you been drinking?
My other car is a Ferarri.
If you and me were squirrels, can I bust a nut in your hole?
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how do you like your eggs in the morning? cooked or fertilized? ;)
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nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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"Allow me to push in your stool."
Oh wait, that\'s a pick up line for a gay bar.
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Went to the wrong bar, eh?
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Did anyone ever tell you how beautiful....my penis is?
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Here\'s 20 bucks bend over.
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You don\'t have to use pick-up lines. They usually end up sounding stupid anyway...unless the chic thinks your stupidity is cute or something.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
You don\'t have to use pick-up lines. They usually end up sounding stupid anyway...unless the chic thinks your stupidity is cute or something.
Virgin
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Wow...that was deep. Try posting something even remotely intelligent next time.
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get yer coat luv you\'ve pulled.
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Best pick-up lines? More like most cliche pick-up lines. They are pretty funny, though. :)
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damn, shorty you look so sweet, if i went down on you, i\'d come back up with cavities...
gorgeous, you spend one night with me, and i\'ll have you speaking in tongues..<------that actually worked for me :p...i knocked shorty off somethin\' lovely after the club shut down..:D
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I\'d have five cents.
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Wow...that was deep. Try posting something even remotely intelligent next time.
Breathe
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I like that last one Cyrus.
Remind me to have you in a van, wired to my ear when I go on my next date.
We\'ll have spy gadgets and all sorts of wonderful toys. Explosive pens, of course.
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damn, shorty you look so sweet, if i went down on you, i\'d come back up with cavities...
:laughing: Good one.
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Originally posted by videoholic
"Allow me to push in your stool."
Oh wait, that\'s a pick up line for a gay bar.
Racer tell you that one?
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty.
Hey, I forgot my number, can I get yours?
Yes, I know, I look good.
I lu you.
I\'m training to become a life guard, can I practice my cpr on you?
B: Reming me to thank God.
G: For what?
B: For sending me the most beatiful angel from heaven.
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You have boobies. Can I touch them?
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Lets do math in bed: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs, and we\'ll multiply.
Hey, I can invite my buddy over if you want, He can get the front, I can get the back, and we\'ll be high-fivin the whole time (do humping action with hand up in air)
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The last one you wrote almost sounds teh ghey. Why the hell would you want another guy in the mix? 2 girls would be better. Twice as many boobies flopping around everywhere.
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Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:
"I\'ve got money."
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:
"I\'ve got money."
Yeah, that\'s the one that always seems to work. ;) Girls and their damn money-wanting tendencies. :mad:
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Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
I can make you feel like I\'ve never had sex before..
Do you take it up the ass?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven\'t we met before?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I\'ll throw you my meat.
NOW, BITCH!
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I\'ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
So, Is it safe to say I\'m gonna score?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he\'s missing an angel!
I have only three months to live. ..
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
More here.... (http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html)
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:
"I\'ve got money."
No, this one
Bond. James bond
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Maybe I should try this :
"Hi, my name is ................ Can I get you a (better) drink and then talk some ?"
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"Helo thare, I\'m a tech guy wo w0rks at Mircosoft. Will yuo go back to my parents hous and see teh new Xb0x?"
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I think the alphabet should be re-arranged so that U and I are together...
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If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
That\'s a nice dress, you know what else would look good on you? Me.
That dress would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
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actually, the line that worked for me with kyoko was:
Do you wanna come home and see my kitten?
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Hi I bought you this drink... The powdery stuff?? Its so you and I will fuck like animals later
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
actually, the line that worked for me with kyoko was:
Do you wanna come home and see my kitten?
Seriously? lol. Why thats funny, i dont know.
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Originally posted by Lord Nicon
Seriously? lol. Why thats funny, i dont know.
Actually it was her asking him:
"Do you wanna come home and see my pussy?"
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If I were Oedipus, I\'d want you to be my mom.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
Hi, I\'m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
They say apples don\'t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.
It must be trash day, \'cause you got some junk in the trunk.
I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.
Romeo would\'ve ditched her for you.
The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
My friends over there bet I wouldn\'t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I think you\'re gonna be asked to leave soon -- you\'re making all the other girls look bad.
Are you sure your name\'s not Aphrodite?
I\'m not really this tall -- I\'m sitting on my wallet.