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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on June 19, 2005, 09:37:40 AM
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So you guys wanna play poker... for fun?
*giggles*
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Eh...
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swif\'s been drinkin\'....that or gettin lifted...
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FUCK NO!
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Thread title: so i get a random IM....**short aim convo**
by some fuckass i dont even know...
juls336677: want to play poker for fun?
school sucks: FUCK NO
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So people, seeing this, decide to have fun and take turns IMing this \'juls336677\' character:
hi im andrew b: then he stuck it in my but. it wasnt that bad
juls336677: how old r u ?
yhelotharomg1111: want to play poker for fun?
juls336677: sure, but who r u ?
yhelotharomg1111: FUCK NO!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: hey did you hear about that actress that was killed?
juls336677: no
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: reese...
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: something... dunno her last name...
juls336677: cool
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: want to play poker?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: for fun?
juls336677: sure
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO!
yhelotharomg1111: want to play poker for fun?
juls336677: sure, but who r u ?
yhelotharomg1111: FUCK NO!
juls336677: who r u ?
yhelotharomg1111: sorry, wrong window
juls336677: WHO R U ?
juls336677: its ok
yhelotharomg1111: Gerald Smith from Long Island, NY
juls336677: oh
juls336677: i\'m very brod
juls336677: bord***
yhelotharomg1111: me too. I just finished shooting some squirrels in the face
juls336677: oh, how old r u ?
yhelotharomg1111: 14
juls336677: cool
yhelotharomg1111: how old are you?
juls336677: is school out their
yhelotharomg1111: ASS FUCK COCK SHIT BASTARD LICK PISS!!!!!!!
yhelotharomg1111: I have to go now, my dad just found out I shot 16 squirrels and left them in the back yard. now he\'s going to beat my ass. see ya
KBrinks: want to play poker for fun?
juls336677: let me guess, FUCK NO !
brotherxbearx (10:45:29 AM): how old u r?
juls336677 (10:45:56 AM): how old r u ?
brotherxbearx (10:45:57 AM): hey did you hear about that actress that was killed?
brotherxbearx (10:46:03 AM): FUCK NO!
juls336677: where do u live ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: california
juls336677: how old r u
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: 18/m/athletic
juls336677: cool
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: u?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i like your info
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i\'m a huge yankees fan too
juls336677: thanx ...
juls336677: 17/f/
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: athletic, skinny, or fat?
juls336677: lol ...
juls336677: I play lots of sports , like swimming , soccer, basketball
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: that is amazing
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1:45:39 mecago86: want to play poker for fun?
1:46:29 mecago86: did you hear about that actress that was killed?
1:46:39 mecago86: resse something or other
1:46:49 juls336677: why is everyone asking and telling me that ?
1:46:56 mecago86: breaking news
1:47:00 mecago86: what\'s her name?
1:47:07 mecago86: resse somethingorother
1:48:15 mecago86: WHAT\'S HER NAME?!?
1:48:48 mecago86: withersomethign
1:50:15 juls336677: leave me alone
1:50:19 mecago86: FUCK NO
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you\'re 17, you can\'t legally play poker
juls336677: No, just for fun on the com. , not real money ( i\'m very bord)
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: bord?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: do you mean bored?
juls336677: ya, sorry
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO!
juls336677: why is everyone saying that to me
juls336677: how did u get my sn
juls336677: ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: everyone? there are more?
juls336677: no!
juls336677: but a ton of annoying boys got my sn and they r annoying me ( i don\'t have a boyfriend )
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: why don\'t you have a boyfriend?
juls336677: i don\'t know, i\'m not ugly , why do u care
juls336677: ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: because i\'m interested
juls336677: lol
juls336677: how did u get my sn
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: tell me why you don\'t have a boyfriend, and i will tell you how i got your sn
juls336677: I don\'t have one because i haven\'t found the right one and i\'m usually busy with stuff
juls336677: not all the time though
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: busy with poker... for fun?
juls336677: no, idon\'t play poker
juls336677: i was just really bord
juls336677: bored **
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah bored is a tricky one to type
juls336677: lol
juls336677: how did u get my sn
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO
juls336677: then , i think i\'m going to leave
juls336677: Bye !
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: take care
juls336677: u to
juls336677: oh, ya i\'m bloking u for life
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: no, don\'t do that
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FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO
juls336677: i\'ll give u 1 more chance, but your probably off looking for another girl already
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yes, thank you!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: pics?
juls336677: what ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: pictures
juls336677: of me ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: no of your mom\'s cooter
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yes of you silly
juls336677: lol
juls336677: i don\'t have any downloaded yet, but i have some when i was in, like 5th or 4th or 3rd grade ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: 3rd grade is fine
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i have a good imagination
juls336677: ok, one sec.
juls336677: i can give u a picture when i was in MExico in 5th grade
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: that one too then... i love mexico
juls336677: h/o
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: o/k
juls336677: i can\'t find the disc
juls336677: do u have any of u ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: dang, did you check in your mom\'s cooter?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: *scooter
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah i have some
juls336677: thanx ( lol)
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: look harder, i only like to exchange pictures... how do i know that i\'ll give you my picture and you\'ll have a fingerbang fest with it while i\'m over here dryin in the wind?
juls336677: ok, i\'ll look
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: o/k
juls336677: how about tomorrow i can\'t find them now
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i might be dead tomorrow
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i don\'t want to die unhappy
juls336677: well , thats too bad
juls336677: lol
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: can you draw a pic of yourself in MS paint?
juls336677: no
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: why not?
Optima93: do you want to play poker for fun?
juls336677: yes
Optima93: FUCK NO!
juls336677: why not
Optima93: No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
juls336677 signed off at 2:09:07 PM.
juls336677: I just can\'t , i have a question to ask u
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ask away
juls336677: how did u get my sn
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i will tell you, but draw a pic of yourself on MS Paint... its easy!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i promise.. you have my word
juls336677: no, i\'m too pretty to draw, i\'m about ready to blok u !
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you\'re probably too fat to draw, there isn\'t a high enough resolution to contain your monstrous frame
juls336677: do u know this sn FusionStyle20?
juls336677: I am not fat !
juls336677: i\'ll give u a picture tomorrow
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yup, Fusion gave me your SN
juls336677: how did he get my sn
juls336677: where does he live
juls336677: ?????
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: he got your SN by googling, "+FAT GIRLS +AIM SCREENNAMES"
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: he lives in boston
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: now paint your fatass already
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i\'m getting impatient
juls336677: around Boston?
juls336677: too bad
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: he lives in boston
juls336677: i real Boston ?
juls336677: in**
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: no, fake boston, the one in the clouds
juls336677: lol
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you wanna go out?
juls336677: ya sure
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i mean like... do you want to go with me?
juls336677: ya, sure, but do u have a privet jet to fly over here ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: not one big enough for you, but i have a big crane
juls336677: where in Califorina do u live
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: right by the beach
juls336677: what town ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: Long Beach
juls336677: how do u now that kid that lives in Boston
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: he usually hooks me up with single fat women\'s screennames
juls336677: how did u meet him
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: listen, if this relationship is gonna work, you\'re just gonna have to TRUST me
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: honey? you there?
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FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO.
juls336677: sorry my com. Sucks
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: omg, i was about to break up with you!
juls336677: we were never together
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what?
juls336677: what school do u go to
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: wait... are you playing with my heart?
juls336677: what grade r u in again ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you don\'t remember this?
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FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you wanna go out?
juls336677: ya sure
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FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i\'m in the 13th grade
juls336677: h/o
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: o/k
juls336677: so u live in Germany
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what?
juls336677: where do u go to school ?????????
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: baby, i thought you were only fat, not retarded
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i go to school at long beach high school
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what is with the questions? i thought you trusted me!
juls336677: one, sec. I have to ask u some more questions,
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you\'re not the FBI are you?
juls336677: nooooooo
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: cuz i am NOT going to jail again
juls336677: your joking right
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK NO
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: j/k
juls336677: well i have to go, for life , bye
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: FUCK ON!
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juls336677: hi
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what the hell?
juls336677: hi
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what do you want?!!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: diaf
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SRO Newt5: Wanna play poker? For fun?
SRO Newt5: Why won;t you talk to me. :\'(
SRO Newt5: :-!
SRO Newt5: Now I\'m going to kill myself!
SRO Newt5: Oh fuck, I\'m bleeding everywhere!
SRO Newt5: Oh god, i got it on the carepet, my mom is going to kill me!
SRO Newt5: Shit, shit shit hsitl, my dad is home.. shit.
SRO Newt5: Oh god, i\'m all woozy, this is all your fault!
SRO Newt5: I\'m going to get grounded for this, fuck!
juls336677 signed off at 12:02:26 PM.
SRO Newt5: Oh god, my dad has a stick, he\'s going to beat me, oh god no..
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juls336677: sorry!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok here\'s the deal
juls336677: my com . broke again
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: some guy posted your SN on a forum as a joke, in which you asked him to play poker and he said "FUCK NO"
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: so me and a bunch of other guys got your SN and are messin around with you
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: you\'re not popular, nobody likes you, go back to your pathetic existence
juls336677: i figured that out
juls336677: and i\'m 11 years old
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: really?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: oh my
juls336677: ya
juls336677: so sorry!
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: what are you doing asking people to play poker
juls336677: i was bored and i was joking around
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok
juls336677: what r u doing looking for a gf online ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: well i am sorry for being mean, i didn\'t know you were 11
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: no... i\'m not that big of a loser
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i was joking
juls336677: i was too
juls336677: and i don\'t care that u were mean
juls336677: r u really 18
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yes
juls336677: cuz lots of people tell lies online
juls336677: who was the first kid ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah like you
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i dunno
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i dunno the people who IMed you
juls336677: i don\'t usually lie
juls336677: like , 100 people did more like 31
juls336677: i didn\'t exept some, but some i have their sn now
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok, that didn\'t make sense
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah, don\'t worry about it
juls336677: ya sorry
juls336677: u going to block me
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: no, but i really have no plans on talking to you ever again
juls336677: k , same with me
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: alright, maybe you should IM me in 7 years with pics
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: until then, enjoy elementary school
juls336677: actually i\'m going to middle school
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok, have fun there
juls336677: oh, and i\'m not fat!
juls336677: r u going to keep my sn, i won\'t annoy u
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: probably not, i think its illegal for me to have an 11 year old on my buddy list
juls336677: please ! i won\'t be mean and i\'m NOT looking for a boyfriend
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah but what is there for me to talk to an 11 year old about?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: i don\'t play with barbies
juls336677: neather do i , what do u think i am some girly, girl
juls336677: I\'m on a swim team and i won 3rd place out of 17 teams
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: that is spectacular
juls336677: i won the winning shot for soccer at championships
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: do your parents just let you talk to strangers online? because that might not be healthy
juls336677: and i beat all the boy s at nockout in basketball
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: wow, that is just amazing... did you make the winning basket for basketball too?
juls336677: shut up, don\'t be a jerk ok ?
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yes ma\'am
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: but seriously... how come your parents aren\'t watching you?:
juls336677: ok, 11 isn\'t small in MA, also i am aloud to bike and walk where ever by myself . I\'m not stupid. Also they r busy. My brother was here before , when i was talking to u earlyer
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: how old is he? 12?
juls336677: sorry com. broke again
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: yeah you should get your dad to fix that
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok, well i don\'t want to be mean, but i am done talking with you
juls336677: wait, thanx for
juls336677: talking to me
juls336677: bye
juls336677: sorry if i was mean \\
juls336677: great another stupid oerson
juls336677: ok, sorry just wondering bye
juls336677: won\'t talk to u again
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: ok, stfu
VPF Newt5: Ok, i have a towel and i\'m cleaning up the blood now...
juls336677: wat the heck!
VPF Newt5: Good god, it\'s everywhere..
VPF Newt5: Maybe i shouldn\'t have used a white towel, god, ym dad is going to beat me again.
juls336677: please, stop being so annoying , go tell all your little buddies that i\'m only 11 ! that will stop them from talking to me
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VPF Newt5: God, all this blood, it\'s your fault, you know!
VPF Newt5: ... Wanna play poker for fun?
juls336677: no, ok , like 100 stupid annoying boys have already asked me that , one was nice enogh told me what was going on
VPF Newt5: ... So, no poker for hjome if man lifts?
juls336677: I am 11
VPF Newt5: BRB, i\'m going to go get a red towel... It will be less obvious.
juls336677: i know how to play , but i don\'t want to enbarres u
VPF Newt5: I can\'t believe i cut my wrists over an 11 year old. Oh god.... i\'m going to do it again.
juls336677: i am serius leave me alone!!!!
VPF Newt5: Oh, hit an artery that time, man, it\'s like a red super soaker.
VPF Newt5: Oh god god, everything is going black....
VPF Newt5: Oh no, my mom is home, she has a mallet...she is going to beat me, NO MOMMY, NOOOO!
juls336677: I\'m 11 and i can get u into trouble !
VPF Newt5: oh god, she is sodomizing me with it!
juls336677: how old r u ?
VPF Newt5: Oh man, now she is using the thick end, oh god, i heard a tear, oh man, not this!
VPF Newt5: Wanna play poker for fun?
PurplePossum: omg
juls336677: wat now ?
PurplePossum: i was at a club last night
PurplePossum: and my friend bought me a drink
PurplePossum: and i was like "nah son"
PurplePossum: and he was like "take this drink motherfucker"
PurplePossum: and i was like "alright"
PurplePossum: can you believe that moitherfucker
PurplePossum: -=-=-=-=-= CycloneCooter Virus.dxg Initiated =-=-=-=-=-
juls336677: i\'m 11 leave me alone!
juls336677: do u now how to get my sn off that place where everyone can get it
juls336677: oh, sorry
juls336677: bye
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: it can\'t be done, change your screenname, and don\'t IM people you don\'t know in the future
FeAr ThE ReDhEaD: now plz stfu
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you expect us to read all that shit?
go post it on offtopic.com, maybe you get a free subscribsion or whatever...;)
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These are somewhat funny mostly because you tricked a.. little girl, was it?
I\'d probably out and laugh if you f\'ed with a 30-something guy like this..
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I love you guys.
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nothing worse than a faggot who can\'t hold his beer.
:)
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ps, I can\'t play poker, I need someone big and strong to teach me how to play.
any takers?
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Stop trying so hard.
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What the hell? I\'m not drunk.
Are you guys some kind of faggots?
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I thought it was pretty funny...
FUCK NO! :laughing:
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Originally posted by SwifDi
What the hell? I\'m not drunk.
Are you guys some kind of faggots?
Yeh, thats it, because some people dont find that crap funny we must be homosexual, makes sense. Did someone over at "offtopic.com" teach you that phrase? Stop with all these threads copied from OT, its sad, just stay there man, where you are in the company of people like you.
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See what I mean about OT being a cesspool? ;)
This happens on other forums too. OT members that are bored as f*ck do something mildly funny and it turns into some kind of Jewish craze. Then they try to spread it to other msg boards only to be turned away.
Look at what you\'ve become. We\'ve failed you as PSX2C brethren. FUCK SALT
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I gotta agree on the fucking of salt.
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yawn. THis is why OT blows nuts.
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Yeah I\'ll play kickball tomorrow, can\'t kick the ball today, not feeling the vibe.