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Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: GmanJoe on July 15, 2005, 09:30:18 AM
Linky to story (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0715051tanner1.html)

Who ever got her knocked up must have been drunk as a blind skunk.

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JULY 15--A pregnant Oklahoma woman who split a case of beer with her boyfriend shortly before giving birth last month is facing felony child neglect charges. Melissa Irene Tanner, a 37-year-old mother of seven, had a blood alcohol content nearly four times the state\'s .08 limit, according to the below probable cause affidavit. Tanner\'s baby, a girl born June 30, had a BAC of .21, nearly three times the Oklahoma limit. Tanner, who first told a nurse that she was unaware of the pregnancy, was arrested and tossed into the Washington County lockup, where she is being held in lieu of $30,000 bail. Tanner, pictured at right in a booking photo, drank a case of beer a week during her pregnancy, and apparently preferred "the cheap stuff," according to the affidavit. In fact, a friend quoted by cops said that after the baby was born, she asked Tanner what the girl was going to be named. Tanner, the friend told deputies, replied, "Maybe Milwaukee\'s Best."
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: GigaShadow on July 15, 2005, 09:42:04 AM
Ack!  Could have named her Natural Light or PBR.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: THX on July 15, 2005, 11:00:52 AM
Stories like this make my life feel so much better.  Dayum it must suck to be her child.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Coredweller on July 15, 2005, 12:04:37 PM
7 children.  And I have none.

Yet another clue to why our world is so fucked up.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: GmanJoe on July 15, 2005, 01:42:26 PM
When you see skin like that on their face, severe alcoholism. The capillaries on the face gets all swollen and bright red. Nasty. Looks like leprosy.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Evi on July 15, 2005, 03:55:09 PM
Stupid bitch. Poor kid. I hope the baby won\'t be severely f^cked up as it gets older...but the chances are very high. Damn people and their doing stupid sh^t when they\'re pregnant! My cousin is a coke baby and he\'s pretty f^cked up. :/
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: GmanJoe on July 15, 2005, 05:27:13 PM
This is typical of a lot of Native Americans though. My brother in law is a school teacher and he has a friend who just came back from one of the reservations. He was trying to teach the kids the most basic arithmatic and they could not get it. And these kids were in highschool. All of those kids were children of alcoholic parents. Alcoholic parents will screw up their genes in the nut sacs and eggs. This will impair their kids\' learning abilities.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: THX on July 15, 2005, 05:55:12 PM
Firewater : Cherokee
Rice : Hyper
Thick caramel : clips

The last two I can understand but why do injuns like alcyhol so much?  Just nothing else to do on a reservation I guess.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Evi on July 15, 2005, 06:34:04 PM
^^^^^

There were a LOT of drunk Navajos where I used to live. They used to come up to me at night while I was usually at a gas station and they\'d always ask for money (they always looked homeless). I finally got tired of it and from that point on, every time one came up to me, before they could say anything I\'d ask "Do you have any money I could borrow?" Then they\'d stare at me blankly for a minute and then frown and walk away. Worked every time. :D
Title: Re: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: i_killed_ur_dog on July 15, 2005, 09:43:47 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
.....she asked Tanner what the girl was going to be named. Tanner, the friend told deputies, replied, "Maybe Milwaukee\'s Best....."/QUOTE]


:laughing:
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Living-In-Clip on July 16, 2005, 01:46:10 AM
She better not sue me for child support, because I ain\'t payin\'.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: videoholic on August 11, 2005, 05:35:29 AM
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Originally posted by THX
Stories like this make my life feel so much better.  Dayum it must suck to be her child.


Except that you\'ll be paying for this kid the rest of your life.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on August 11, 2005, 07:09:52 AM
wow..





ugly does get laid :eek:
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: CHIZZY on August 11, 2005, 08:05:11 AM
Wacky injuns...
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Cerberus on August 11, 2005, 09:59:13 AM
Fucking hell, she\'s a babe!!

What\'s all that crusty shit on her cheeks and nose?
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: GmanJoe on August 11, 2005, 10:17:00 AM
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Fucking hell, she\'s a babe!!

What\'s all that crusty shit on her cheeks and nose?


Classic face of long term alcoholism. Makes the blood vessels in the face become very prominent.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: Cerberus on August 11, 2005, 10:20:08 AM
Meh, she doesn\'t do it for me, I\'ll stick with my chick.

She could suck the lead out of a pencil.
Title: Ugly drunk gives birth while drunk. Baby, born drunk at .21 alcohol level.
Post by: CHIZZY on August 11, 2005, 10:37:52 AM
"we call it...maize"