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Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Paul2 on July 22, 2005, 11:47:36 PM: Got it from a different forum....

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.ntlworld.com%2Fflickandmark%2Fnewsarticlebvc.jpg&hash=a2b958e501f3d1f3b9be83027d6ff4fe021c7ddc) :D
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: THX on July 23, 2005, 12:04:12 AM: Hah Paul we\'ve poisoned you\'re mind. Welcome to the perverted dark side.

2nd base is feeling up Samwise.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Samwise on July 23, 2005, 12:09:53 AM: So now women can fight cancer AND lose weight all by swallowing? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! :D
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Evi on July 23, 2005, 12:17:51 AM: That is such a stupid ass finding. How about not having them all on the same food/exercise routines? Or not on any diet/exercise routine? And everyone\'s metabolism is different, so if they\'re doing the same exact crap...the results will vary anyway.

But yeah...this could be a good way to convince those stubborn girls to go down. :thumb:
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Unicron! on July 23, 2005, 12:51:20 AM: http://www.scom/home.html :laughing:
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Evi on July 23, 2005, 01:10:45 AM: Quote
http://www.semenex.com/home.html
Just drinking a lot of fruit juice prior to an oral activity with a female will "sweeten the deal"...it really isn\'t anything complicated.

And that is f^cking disgusting. Anyone who buys that is a dipsh^t.

And there\'s nudity on that site...you tard ass.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Unicron! on July 23, 2005, 01:36:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by EviscerationX
Just drinking a lot of fruit juice prior to an oral activity with a female will "sweeten the deal"...it really isn\'t anything complicated.

Heard that before about juice.Pineapple juice specifically

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And that is f^cking disgusting. Anyone who buys that is a dipsh^t.

Dont look at me :gay:

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And there\'s nudity on that site...you tard ass. [/B]

Didnt know the "nudity" in that site was that offensive.I ll edit it then
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Living-In-Clip on July 23, 2005, 02:24:49 AM: Sex in general keeps weight off.
Need proof?
When I was active sexually, I stayed around 170, then when I went thru my dry spell, I went up to 185. Went back to sex , around five times a day and within a few weeks I was back down to 170, where I have stayed, well, \'till she got pregnant, now its once every two days and I am slowly gaining weight.
Damn her.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Unicron! on July 23, 2005, 05:38:29 AM: Damn her?

Damn YOU.She didnt get pregnant by herself :laughing:
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Living-In-Clip on July 23, 2005, 06:49:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
Damn her?

Damn YOU.She didnt get pregnant by herself :laughing:

Yeah , well, how much trouble is it to ask for someone to lay still and act bored?
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Eiksirf on July 23, 2005, 09:28:15 AM: Yeah, "act."

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metabolism

Ding Ding

-Dan
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Evi on July 23, 2005, 11:02:00 AM: Quote
Yeah , well, how much trouble is it to ask for someone to lay still and act bored?
Or birth control and the use of a condom.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Eiksirf on July 23, 2005, 11:48:49 AM: Health food stores should go the way of sperm banks. Pretty soon I\'ll be able to quit my job. Supply and demand.

-Dan
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: juslight on July 23, 2005, 12:51:16 PM: MM has known about this since stonehenge was built.

(That\'s why he\'s so slim)
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Titan on July 23, 2005, 02:44:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Sex in general keeps weight off.
Need proof?
When I was active sexually, I stayed around 170, then when I went thru my dry spell, I went up to 185. Went back to sex , around five times a day and within a few weeks I was back down to 170, where I have stayed, well, \'till she got pregnant, now its once every two days and I am slowly gaining weight.
Damn her.

And also your wrist muscles strengthened too :p
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: MPTheory on August 04, 2005, 06:49:30 AM: 5 times a day? What are you? rabbits? no wonder wny you got her preggers... Within 20 days, you had a 1% chance of knocking her up. (that is if you didnt go raw dog every time)
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Living-In-Clip on August 04, 2005, 10:13:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MPTheory
5 times a day? What are you? rabbits? no wonder wny you got her preggers... Within 20 days, you had a 1% chance of knocking her up. (that is if you didnt go raw dog every time)

You know how it is, you get bored, she gives you the look and you go for it, against better judgement. We did use to average five times a day, three times on work days. Now\'a\'days, maybe once every two days.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Cyrus on August 04, 2005, 11:08:16 AM: put a quarter in a jar everytime you do.. Youll make a mint the first few years and then all of a sudden you realize your banking like a buck a month.
Title: Easy way to loose weight
Post by: Living-In-Clip on August 04, 2005, 03:49:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Cyrus
put a quarter in a jar everytime you do.. Youll make a mint the first few years and then all of a sudden you realize your banking like a buck a month.

I could of used that advice, oh say........FOUR MONTHS AGO!
Thanks a lot, jackass.
;)