Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 19, 2005, 03:46:56 AM
That\'s more like it.
Watch and learn sammy, watch and learn
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 19, 2005, 04:21:34 AM
....well there is something hot about a woman that can beat you up. . . . ugh I\'m starting to feel old....
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on August 19, 2005, 10:12:36 AM
Happy b-day, Bud.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Coredweller on August 19, 2005, 10:20:45 AM
Happy Birthday, y0 ! :D
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: CHIZZY on August 19, 2005, 10:40:39 AM
HAPPY BDAY icelandic dude and guy who knows Luke.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 19, 2005, 04:15:19 PM
thank i feel old
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Evi on August 19, 2005, 04:19:51 PM
Happy Freaking Birthday.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 21, 2005, 02:03:39 PM
Happy Birthday dudes. And that first picture was absolutely disgusting.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 19, 2008, 07:53:00 AM
*thread resurrected*
Happy Birthday to the both of you.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Luke on August 19, 2008, 08:05:54 AM
2
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Luke on August 19, 2008, 08:06:09 AM
Two of my favorite assholes in the whole world have the same birthday?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 19, 2008, 09:10:59 AM
coincidence? I think not!
But thanks folks, I\'m 25 now so I have to start acting all grown up.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 19, 2008, 09:31:52 AM
Get some hookers and make em blow your candle.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 20, 2008, 06:41:27 AM
thanks guys
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Joker on August 20, 2008, 09:36:11 AM
Happy Birthday Pickles & nO One!
did you guys have some fun?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 20, 2008, 09:42:04 AM
Quote from: Joker
Happy Birthday Pickles & nO One!
did you guys have some fun?
i got drunk on a weekday and ate too many buffalo wings
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Luke on August 20, 2008, 09:51:56 AM
So nothing special for you birthday, then.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Joker on August 20, 2008, 09:56:22 AM
what kind of wings?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 20, 2008, 11:15:51 AM
Quote from: Luke
So nothing special for you birthday, then.
yeah so pretty much a normal day for me we went to buffalo wild wings
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jumpman on August 20, 2008, 11:26:50 AM
OH YEAH!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 20, 2008, 04:35:06 PM
every time I get Rick Rolled I immensely enjoy it.... I love that song!
But, I worked... then I had dinner and then I went to sleep.... 25th birthday spent well. However I\'m having a little get together on Saturday to make up for it.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: clips on August 20, 2008, 07:01:15 PM
Happy b-day you luv-birds..:gfight:.....;)
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 19, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Happy Birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles. I know its really late to wish you guys happy birthdays. But better late than never.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 20, 2009, 07:03:19 AM
aww golly, thanks
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 19, 2011, 04:01:21 AM
*bring back thread*
Happy birthday nO-One and Jar O Pickles.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 19, 2011, 06:06:07 AM
*feels old*
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: BizioEE on August 19, 2011, 08:59:11 AM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jar O Pickles on September 05, 2011, 01:59:55 PM
Thanks!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Evi on September 30, 2011, 02:37:59 PM
Happy Belated! :gfight:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 18, 2012, 11:20:05 PM
*brings back thread*
Happy birthday Jar O Pickles and No-One.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 19, 2012, 05:26:39 AM
Continues feeling old... 29... how the hell did that happen? I was 16 or 17 when I first started hanging around this place...
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM
speaking of feeling old, that is how i felt last year. i was 27 that time, and that is when i start pondering about death, like eventually you grow old then die from old age and that scare me. had me worry. like years before that, like when i was in my early 20ish, there are moments where i worry that i might eventually get old. but never thought about death until last year.
But this year, interesting twist of fate, i wasn\'t worry about death anymore and probably old age. i think eventually my tongue will go down my throat and become a right heart...i don\'t know when but eventually i think. and maybe having 2 hearts, you live forever? no disease, pain, and old age?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on August 19, 2012, 12:38:47 PM
It\'ll be interesting in a years time when I\'ll turn 30... on a Monday, that\'ll just suck... or not
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 20, 2012, 05:52:11 PM
Quote from: Paul2
But this year, interesting twist of fate, i wasn\'t worry about death anymore and probably old age. i think eventually my tongue will go down my throat and become a right heart...i don\'t know when but eventually i think. and maybe having 2 hearts, you live forever? no disease, pain, and old age?
Dafaq?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 20, 2012, 06:59:46 PM
*confused* what?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 20, 2012, 09:14:36 PM
So...you\'re going to swallow your tongue...and it will turn into a heart?
But you\'d choke to death.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 20, 2012, 09:40:17 PM
hmmm...no, your tongue will slide back down into your throat and return back to the right side of your chest. back to where it once was and become a right heart. think of it this way, you can move your tongue, like you can stick out your tongue, move up and down. imagine your tongue slide back in...
i doubt you will choke because your throat is quite big...everybody throat is quite big...
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 20, 2012, 10:04:26 PM
think of it this way. we have i think everything 2 in our human body. 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, two ribs? i don\'t know. how come we only have like 1 heart and 1 mouth, 1 tongue? 1 butthole, 1 penis, or if a woman 1 vagina? oh yeah, 1 stomache, 1 belly button, 1 intestine? shrugs...i am no doctor so don\'t know.
so the 1 mouth, and the 1 tongue in there taste food and drink which goes to the 1 stomache to digest the food. and the waste say like poop went out the butthole. gas also went out the butthole. multi-function of the butt. and waste like pee went out the penis if you are a man and vagina if you are a woman. multi function of the penis and vagina beside peeing is masturbation too. if penis, you can ejaculate cum and feel good. woman can also finger their vagina like rubbing the clitoris to feel good too.
anyway, once the tongue slide back into the throat and return back to the right side of the chest and become a right heart. i think everything in our body should be 2. gone are the butthole, penis, if woman vagina, stomache, maybe intestine...gone are the mouth, teeth, gum too...oh yeah, gone are also the testicles too...sure two balls but i think it was created for masturbation and ejaculation. maybe left heart help created extra ball beside the tongue which created the right ball...
oh yeah, i think gone are also the throat, and maybe the neck?
add: one more thing, how about the nose? only one nose, sure there are 2 nostrils...hmmm...2 lungs to help it breathe? maybe left heart helps created the left lung while the tongue created the right lung to help it breathe...maybe gone is also the nose? shrugs...i dunno.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 21, 2012, 01:40:10 AM
what the flying fuck is this????
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 21, 2012, 02:03:21 AM
you don\'t believe me?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 21, 2012, 02:10:29 AM
then explain to me why our single heart is in the left side of the body but say not in the middle to make it symmetrical?
say the lips are in the middle of the face which makes it symmetrical. not only that, have you ever notice the lips shape like a heart? and tell me if you don\'t think your tongue kind of shape like a heart too.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2012, 11:37:42 AM
Our heart IS in the middle. The muscular side of the heart is the one that does all the pumping, which happens to be on the left side.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 21, 2012, 03:23:25 PM
i just put in hand on my left chest and i can feel it like beating on the left side of my chest. like really in the left side, but i couldn\'t feel the right side of my right chest. or however you put it. *me crazy*.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 22, 2012, 12:19:07 AM
Quote from: Paul2
i just put in hand on my left chest and i can feel it like beating on the left side of my chest. like really in the left side, but i couldn\'t feel the right side of my right chest. or however you put it. *me crazy*.
The right side of the heart receives the blood from the body.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 22, 2012, 02:58:11 AM
ummm...what? right side of the left heart? confused. tell me where is the right heart then? * me crazy again*
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: clips on August 22, 2012, 03:02:03 AM
I have no idea what you\'re talkin\' about Paul...i think it\'s somewhere along the lines of the human body having two of everything, but it\'s hilarious!!...:laughing:
And Paul, i think gman meant the the heart itself is in the middle of your chest, but the right side of the heart receives the blood of the body while the left side of the heart actually pumps the blood.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 22, 2012, 03:21:48 AM
but it true that original human beings have 2 of everything. i put my hand on my left breast, like where the nipple is and i can feel like the heart beat and the weigh of the heart in there. when i put my hand on the right breast, i couldn\'t feel any heartbeat and its like empty in there and the weight of the right breast is lighter than the left.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: politiepet on August 22, 2012, 04:49:07 AM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 22, 2012, 10:43:24 AM
Quote from: Paul2
but it true that original human beings have 2 of everything. i put my hand on my left breast, like where the nipple is and i can feel like the heart beat and the weigh of the heart in there. when i put my hand on the right breast, i couldn\'t feel any heartbeat and its like empty in there and the weight of the right breast is lighter than the left.
but as long as you have one penis for each hand, I don\'t see what your problem is.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 22, 2012, 02:39:16 PM
I wanna smoke what paul is smoking.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 22, 2012, 06:10:13 PM
cock?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 22, 2012, 10:30:24 PM
Quote from: Cerberus
cock?
*sigh* well played good sir
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: politiepet on August 22, 2012, 10:56:32 PM
Quote from: Paul2
think of it this way. we have i think everything 2 in our human body. 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, two ribs? i don\'t know. how come we only have like 1 heart and 1 mouth, 1 tongue? 1 butthole, 1 penis, or if a woman 1 vagina? oh yeah, 1 stomache, 1 belly button, 1 intestine? shrugs...i am no doctor so don\'t know.
Paul, read the above part of your post again. You named 6 things that come in pairs and 9 things that don\'t. From that you concluded that all things must come in pairs?....
:jump2:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 23, 2012, 08:16:09 PM
hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.
say for instance, if we have only one foot, how can you walk with one foot. you hop for a couple times or so then you get tired. that\'s why you have 2 feet so you can walk for a long time before you get tired.
If that the case, shouldn\'t it be better if we have 2 hearts? speaking of heart, you all went to school as a child growing up right? when they tell you to do the flag salute or pledge of alliegence thingy, you place your right hand on your left heart. and where is your left heart? on the left breast. not in the middle of your chest or slightly on the left of your chest but on your left breast. that just proof the left heart is on your left breast.
if that is the case, shouldn\'t it better if we have a right heart too, like on the right breast? like symmetrical and mirror image. again, like one leg or foot, you can only hop for like several times then you get tired and want to sit down to take a break. that is why there are 2.
speaking of eyes. you can see with one eye, so why is that we have 2 eyes? try to close one eye with the other eye open and try to walk for me. i think you will get out of balance and dizzy very fast. that is why we have 2 eyes. 2 feet to walk, 2 eyes to see and balance everything out. not only 2 eyes balance it, but you have a wider viewing area too.
same things with ears, we have 2 ears. you can hear with one ear. how come we have 2? how about try to cover one ear while the other ear not cover and try to walk for me. again, you will feel out of balance and get dizzy very fast. beside, having 2 ears, you can hear left and right side which is a benefit.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: politiepet on August 24, 2012, 02:11:50 AM
yeah... it all makes sense to me now...:boat:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 24, 2012, 03:50:14 AM
Quote from: Paul2
hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.
say for instance, if we have only one foot, how can you walk with one foot. you hop for a couple times or so then you get tired. that\'s why you have 2 feet so you can walk for a long time before you get tired.
If that the case, shouldn\'t it be better if we have 2 hearts? speaking of heart, you all went to school as a child growing up right? when they tell you to do the flag salute or pledge of alliegence thingy, you place your right hand on your left heart. and where is your left heart? on the left breast. not in the middle of your chest or slightly on the left of your chest but on your left breast. that just proof the left heart is on your left breast.
if that is the case, shouldn\'t it better if we have a right heart too, like on the right breast? like symmetrical and mirror image. again, like one leg or foot, you can only hop for like several times then you get tired and want to sit down to take a break. that is why there are 2.
speaking of eyes. you can see with one eye, so why is that we have 2 eyes? try to close one eye with the other eye open and try to walk for me. i think you will get out of balance and dizzy very fast. that is why we have 2 eyes. 2 feet to walk, 2 eyes to see and balance everything out. not only 2 eyes balance it, but you have a wider viewing area too.
same things with ears, we have 2 ears. you can hear with one ear. how come we have 2? how about try to cover one ear while the other ear not cover and try to walk for me. again, you will feel out of balance and get dizzy very fast. beside, having 2 ears, you can hear left and right side which is a benefit.
sorry, couldn\'t get past the line about walking with only one foot.
obviously, you\'d drag yourself along with your toes.
problem solved.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 24, 2012, 03:57:33 AM
actually, just read the bit about eyes and ears now.
so what you are saying paul, is that if you only have 1 working eye/ear, you\'ll struggle to stand up, and if you do manage it, you\'ll just end up walking round in circles?
what if you are deaf in your left ear and blind in your right eye at the same time? would they both balance each other out, allowing you to function normally? has there been any real scientific advances into the study of masturbating with one eye/ear?
joking aside, from past personal experience, having vision in one eye only does not impair your balance, or make you feel dizzy. the only things at which person with 2 eyes has an advantage over a one eyed person, is in terms of depth perception, and naturally a person with 2 working eyes not having a blind side.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 24, 2012, 04:18:17 AM
Quote from: Cerberus
so what you are saying paul, is that if you only have 1 working eye/ear, you\'ll struggle to stand up, and if you do manage it, you\'ll just end up walking round in circles?
no, i think you can stand up, but if you try to stand for long, maybe you feel dizzy fast? like out of balance? especially if you walk, i try closing one eye and one ear and try walking for like a minute back a forth. i thought i didn\'t feel much of a difference until after 1 minute i open both eyes and ears, i feel more balance and walk more balance and the difference isn\'t big but its noticeable.
Quote
what if you are deaf in your left ear and blind in your right eye at the same time? would they both balance each other out, allowing you to function normally? has there been any real scientific advances into the study of masturbating with one eye/ear?
lol. :laughing:
Quote
joking aside, from past personal experience, having vision in one eye only does not impair your balance, or make you feel dizzy. the only things at which person with 2 eyes has an advantage over a one eyed person, is in terms of depth perception, and naturally a person with 2 working eyes not having a blind side.
i don\'t know. i try walking with one eye close and i walk like a drunk person. have you ever ask anybody who is blind on one eye and if they can walk without feeling dizzy or out of balance? or who is deaf in one ear too?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 24, 2012, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: Paul2
hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.
Study biology and anthropology. Quite interesting subjects.
It will explain a lot for you.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 24, 2012, 11:07:41 AM
nah. too complicated for me. i didn\'t even know what anthropology is. i remember trying to study biology and chemistry in high school in 11th grade and man they are too hard for me to understand. i think i was lucky i got Ds in both classes.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 25, 2012, 12:07:59 AM
Quote from: Paul2
nah. too complicated for me. i didn\'t even know what anthropology is. i remember trying to study biology and chemistry in high school in 11th grade and man they are too hard for me to understand. i think i was lucky i got Ds in both classes.
Well....that explains why you\'re asking these silly questions about why we don\'t have two heads, two hearts, two dicks and two anuses.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 25, 2012, 12:43:11 AM
not silly questions, but true questions or however you say it. its true we only have 1 head and even that i still don\'t get it either. i don\'t understand everything completely but i do know that original human beings have 2 of everything in their body.
speaking of human evolution, i think it was in 11th grade when i heard about it in history class. the darwin theory and that time i kind of believe of the human evolution for years until 2010 when i no longer believe of human evolution, not sure but i don\'t think much about it. Then that time in 2010, I thought buddha is a god and I listen to my mom and worship it.
Then until Septemper 7, 2011, I thought the lips are a right heart and in September 9, 2011. I find out the tongue is actually a right heart. So, I no longer believe in religion or darwin theory or human evolution thingy.
Anyway, do you guys think that if human have 2 hearts, you get to live forever and you won\'t suffer from diseases, pain, or old age?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on August 26, 2012, 04:20:10 AM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 26, 2012, 08:03:20 AM
Quote from: Cerberus
I need to borrow this pic
thanks
I couldn\'t stop laughing when I saw that pic :laughing:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 26, 2012, 10:41:57 AM
me too, that pic makes me laugh a lot. now its starting to lose it laugh factor but the pic is still funny though. oh yeah, i just save that pic to my laptop on yesterday.
I been through a lot, like heart attacks, headaches, panic attacks, tiredness before i find out the tongue is a right heart, even that, i still suffer more hardship.
Seeing that picture made me laugh so much. it made me feel better from all the horrible things i went through. its like a console or however you say it.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 27, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
Smoke some weed, Paul. It will help you with your bi-polar or manic depressive thing you got going.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 28, 2012, 01:38:27 AM
sigh. if you don\'t believe me the tongue is a right heart. don\'t you think the tongue or the mouth is sinister? like eating meat, you taste it with your tongue. taste good, but don\'t you think that is too sinister? beside, the mouth does other stuffs that is pretty evil too like cussing, swearing, lie, falsely accusing like other people, framing other people, mislead other people, etc.
Not only that, there are moments in your life that even if you say good stuffs , sometimes other people might think you are being sarcastic or whatever. and sometimes if you didn\'t clarify what you say or sometimes you didn\'t mean what you say or whatever. other people might take it the wrong way. and they might try to hurt you. complex life isn\'t it?
I can understand why the right heart wanted to become a tongue because maybe original human beings have live for million of years and the right heart might be bored? and wanted to try something different that is fun, feel good, but problematic?
Like the pros of having a tongue is you can taste good food, drink, all kind of food and drink. you can talk with your mouth. sing...you can even laugh too. speaking of talking, you can tell jokes with your mouth, and its good to laugh but what about what if other people might misunderstood why you tell jokes say that make fun of someone and they might think you might be a racist to a specific person or race. all kind of problems with the mouth.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: politiepet on August 28, 2012, 03:33:52 AM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: THX on August 28, 2012, 02:31:32 PM
You...
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: JBean on August 28, 2012, 05:48:54 PM
best birthday thread we\'ve had in years
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 28, 2012, 07:13:13 PM
Quote from: Paul2
sigh. if you don\'t believe me the tongue is a right heart. don\'t you think the tongue or the mouth is sinister? like eating meat, you taste it with your tongue. taste good, but don\'t you think that is too sinister? beside, the mouth does other stuffs that is pretty evil too like cussing, swearing, lie, falsely accusing like other people, framing other people, mislead other people, etc.
Not only that, there are moments in your life that even if you say good stuffs , sometimes other people might think you are being sarcastic or whatever. and sometimes if you didn\'t clarify what you say or sometimes you didn\'t mean what you say or whatever. other people might take it the wrong way. and they might try to hurt you. complex life isn\'t it?
I can understand why the right heart wanted to become a tongue because maybe original human beings have live for million of years and the right heart might be bored? and wanted to try something different that is fun, feel good, but problematic?
Like the pros of having a tongue is you can taste good food, drink, all kind of food and drink. you can talk with your mouth. sing...you can even laugh too. speaking of talking, you can tell jokes with your mouth, and its good to laugh but what about what if other people might misunderstood why you tell jokes say that make fun of someone and they might think you might be a racist to a specific person or race. all kind of problems with the mouth.
The tongue is the second heart?
Before I read the rest, I want more proof from you why our tongue is really a heart. And why is the right heart sinister...before it became a tongue. And and and....um....why is the right heart like another being. Like an individual person....which decided to turn into a tongue.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 28, 2012, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: JBean
best birthday thread we\'ve had in years
I blame Samwise for this. :laughing:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 28, 2012, 08:14:15 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
The tongue is the second heart?
Before I read the rest, I want more proof from you why our tongue is really a heart. And why is the right heart sinister...before it became a tongue. And and and....um....why is the right heart like another being. Like an individual person....which decided to turn into a tongue.
i think i explained pretty much what i can think of about why the tongue is a right heart.
Oh yeah, you can have oral sex with your mouth too like the tongue sticking out and licking butts, asshole, penis, balls, vagina, clitoris, tits, etc...dirty but fun, and probably feel good too.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on August 28, 2012, 09:43:58 PM
This is a heart. The function of a heart is to receive and pump blood.
A heart does not simply choose to become a tongue.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 29, 2012, 02:08:52 AM
then explain why we only have one heart and is on the left side of our body? I think the right heart move up to the mouth\'s face and become a tongue.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: politiepet on August 29, 2012, 04:08:04 AM
go get some help... you need it
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 29, 2012, 04:28:50 AM
what kind of help and why?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 29, 2012, 08:05:05 AM
I\'ve read most of paul\'s posts and I\'m seriously having trouble following this.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 29, 2012, 08:30:42 AM
you don\'t believe me? its cool.
this country is free, and one of the free things is freedom of religion. so whatever makes you feel happy or find comfort like religion, so be it. i respect that. some people believe in religion like believe in jesus, buddha, or whatever gods you believe in. some people believe in evolution, etc.
I used to believe in buddha when i was a kid because my family are buddhist, as i grow up and heard about evolution or the darwin theory thingy, i believe of evolution, and probably didn\'t really believe in buddha much. until september 7, 2011, and september 9, 2011. it all has changed for me. i been through a lot like tragic moments in life to find that out.
so, whatever you believe in, i respect that because i once believe in religion and evolution too. so its understandable.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 29, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
How do you have all these dates memorized?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 29, 2012, 07:45:00 PM
just a few dates memorized, not all. i guess what happened in sept 7, 2011 and sept 9, 2011 was quite like tragic so that\'s how i remember it.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: clips on August 31, 2012, 05:05:41 AM
Quote from: Paul2
i think i explained pretty much what i can think of about why the tongue is a right heart.
Oh yeah, you can have oral sex with your mouth too like the tongue sticking out and licking butts, asshole, penis, balls, vagina, clitoris, tits, etc...dirty but fun, and probably feel good too.
WTF?...:eek:...:laughing:...we love you Paul!!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 01, 2012, 05:49:09 AM
ummm what? i am serious, i am not kidding. When i eat, i can feel the right side of my brain feeling good. even when i think, use my hands and feet, i can feel my right brain process it, not the left as if the left is damage or maybe asleep or something. when i think words, usually its in my right brain.
i remember september 7, 2011. i heard some kind of voice in my head saying we have 2 of everything in our body and the lips are a right heart. i guess that is not quite accurate because we only have 1 spine and stuff...
in september 9, 2011, i can feel my right tongue moving back down into my throat and i remember seeing a lot of number 3 flying in both my eyes. i try walking and praying in my head hoping the tongue will slide down or more accurately move completely down but it didn\'t. i got so thirsty that i drink some water and the tongue move back up into my mouth again. i even remember walking into my room and have both my feet up in the bed and lay there with my eyes close and pray. i can still see lots of number 3 flying in both my eyes. the tongue did move down my throat, almost all the way down but the tip of the tongue is still sticking up on my throat. so, eventually, i take a toothbrush and brush my tongue hoping it will brush off the bitter taste on the tip of my tongue so this time it will move down my throat completely.
so, i went back to bed and lay there praying with my eyes close again. after brushing my tongue, i no longer can see number 3 anymore. there are a few rare moments where i can see number 3 floating in both my eyes that happened in the next few days. then i haven\'t seen it again.
so for about 2 and a half months, i been looking at number 3 praying in my head, hoping the tongue will go down and become a right heart. but nothing works. i try many stuffs in those time.
after 2 and a half months of looking at number 3 and praying to find it still didn\'t work. i just stop looking at number 3 and stop praying in my head. so i tried other stuff like meditation, get on my knees for like a week or 2 to find it still didn\'t work so i just stop that too.
i guess the tongue or the right heart owe the left heart a great debt. debt as high as mountains.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 01, 2012, 11:33:47 AM
he\'s right, you can have oral sex with your mouth
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 02, 2012, 10:40:35 AM
Paul....
Here\'s a fact worth repeating:
The human being has never had two hearts.
There are a few animals with two hearts and they happen to be invertebrates.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 02, 2012, 12:20:03 PM
sigh. i doubt invertebrates have 2 hearts either. only original human beings have 2 hearts.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 02, 2012, 01:41:43 PM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 03, 2012, 01:51:32 AM
Dr Who has 2 hearts.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 03, 2012, 04:36:33 AM
how many tongues has he got?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 03, 2012, 09:24:35 AM
Quote from: Paul2
sigh. i doubt invertebrates have 2 hearts either. only original human beings have 2 hearts.
Turn your "sigh" into an "O"rgasm coz an octopus has three hearts.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on September 05, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
I didn\'t know that some other species had more than one heart. Guess this is why I\'m not a biologist :) Wonder what the evolutionary advantage is for that.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 05, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Titan
I didn\'t know that some other species had more than one heart. Guess this is why I\'m not a biologist :) Wonder what the evolutionary advantage is for that.
Let\'s ask Paul. :laughing:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: nO-One on September 11, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
Got a late birthday present... the guys around the office decided I needed a tattoo... so apparently I\'m getting a tattoo...
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 13, 2012, 12:32:24 PM
What the flying fuck did I just read? This reminds me of the birthday thread where we deduced that Paul was in fact, very very gay. It was confusing as hell also.....However, from what I read I have deduced this..
1: Our tongue is a first heart that because of evolution, somehow crawled up our throat and gave us the ability of speech and taste.
2: It also allows us to provide oral sex, which makes us feel good. Thus, making it an emotional heart.
3: No one truly knows where that second heart is. Middle of chest? Left breast? Right breast? Hell, I dunno. It\'s just somewhere below the throat. Because, the first heart took that spot, ya\' know, because it\'s the tongue.
4: September is the month of the devil...and loonies.
Way to be a rebel, nO-One! Don\'t conform! Get a tattoo. Be different. :D
J/K Miss ya\' bud.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 14, 2012, 06:17:56 AM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip
What the flying fuck did I just read? This reminds me of the birthday thread where we deduced that Paul was in fact, very very gay. It was confusing as hell also.....However, from what I read I have deduced this..
1: Our tongue is a first heart that because of evolution, somehow crawled up our throat and gave us the ability of speech and taste.
2: It also allows us to provide oral sex, which makes us feel good. Thus, making it an emotional heart.
3: No one truly knows where that second heart is. Middle of chest? Left breast? Right breast? Hell, I dunno. It\'s just somewhere below the throat. Because, the first heart took that spot, ya\' know, because it\'s the tongue.
4: September is the month of the devil...and loonies.
Way to be a rebel, nO-One! Don\'t conform! Get a tattoo. Be different. :D
J/K Miss ya\' bud.
welcome to the party
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 15, 2012, 01:18:38 AM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip
What the flying fuck did I just read? This reminds me of the birthday thread where we deduced that Paul was in fact, very very gay. It was confusing as hell also.....However, from what I read I have deduced this..
1: Our tongue is a first heart that because of evolution, somehow crawled up our throat and gave us the ability of speech and taste.
2: It also allows us to provide oral sex, which makes us feel good. Thus, making it an emotional heart.
3: No one truly knows where that second heart is. Middle of chest? Left breast? Right breast? Hell, I dunno. It\'s just somewhere below the throat. Because, the first heart took that spot, ya\' know, because it\'s the tongue.
4: September is the month of the devil...and loonies.
Way to be a rebel, nO-One! Don\'t conform! Get a tattoo. Be different. :D
J/K Miss ya\' bud.
1. our tongue is a right heart, we have two hearts. the left and right heart. you can say that maybe million of years, original human beings or something like that might have been bored that they or it lack a mouth? imagine living in a time that feels like million of years past and you are bored of all the nice scenes, views, music, and sound. maybe the right heart betrayed the left heart. created a mouth on the face, created a throat, and other parts in the body. then the right heart change into a tongue and move up into the mouth and become a tongue...
its true that it gives us the ability of speech and taste. say like taste for instance, feels good and something different too.
2. another stuff that the mouth and tongue can do is oral sex too. which is cool. probably feel good too. since its no longer a right heart or a 2nd heart or however you say it, it probably doesn\'t have the emotional feelings like the left heart has. i don\'t know, i am not even sure about this one.
3. the 2nd heart is in our mouth, the tongue is the 2nd heart or if you wanted to say the right heart. the 1st or the left heart, is under our left breast.
4. speaking of september of this year, it has already been a bad month for me this year. i voluntarily checked myself into a mental hospital on september 2nd. got poisoned and heart attack. i don\'t have depression, heartaches, or anything like that. i made a bad decision to go into a mental hospital. when i got released the next day, i got a bad toothache or gum ache, then i bit my arms twice, got on my knees, and stuff. the next day on september 4th, i said negative things toward a social worker. she got angry, so she called the police men and ambulance to put me in a mental hospital again. luckily this time, they didn\'t poisoned me. thank goodness. stayed there for 10 days, got really bored and wanted to go home bad. especially like after 3 days there. i am tired of the place. i guess everybody appreciate the freedom to do what they like to do and getting locked up in a place limits your freedom. not only that, you get paranoid what they wrote on the papers and everybody eyes are on you all the time. looking at what you do and stuffs. scary.
so, i rather stay home listening to say like the same song millions of time than stay in a hospital.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 15, 2012, 06:50:08 AM
now you\'ve said the exact same thing for the 8th time in a row, it all makes perfect sense!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 15, 2012, 07:14:53 AM
how about this. when you guys think, which side of your brain process it? how about when you eat, talk, drink, etc?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 15, 2012, 03:15:39 PM
Paul, I\'m going to let you in on a little secret.
Humans used to be immortal.
But then we were infected with a snake like parasite called the Digestive system. It causes us to be hungry and if we do not feed this parasite, it kills us. When the Digestive System gets old, it poisons us and we age until we die.
The right heart tried to fight off the parasite but was bitten and turned into a snake like organ: the tongue.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 17, 2012, 01:42:18 PM
I am going to write a sci-fi film about a tongue that needs to be cut out, in order to kill some evil creature inside the main character.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 17, 2012, 03:09:38 PM
you guys still haven\'t tell me when you guys talk, eat, drink, think, etc. which side of your brain felt it?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 18, 2012, 09:59:49 AM
Quote from: Paul2
you guys still haven\'t tell me when you guys talk, eat, drink, think, etc. which side of your brain felt it?
You don\'t have a clue how the brain works, do you? Different "sides" do have different functions - but it\'s never a case of what your brain "feels" or doesn\'t "feel".
http://howourbrainswork.com/
Read.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 18, 2012, 12:20:36 PM
when i eat, talk, sing, think, walk, move my hands, drink, i always feel it on the ride side of my brain. even when i masturbate and cum too. its on the ride side of my brain. not on the left.
there are moments when i think, walk, or move my hands. i feel it on the left side of my brain but it feels really weak or however you say it...
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Jumpman on September 18, 2012, 12:51:38 PM
What side of the brain do I invoke Paul?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 18, 2012, 03:30:08 PM
honestly, i still don\'t really know what invoke really means. lol.:) yikes.
one more thing, even when i laugh, i can feel it on my right side of the brain.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 18, 2012, 05:09:45 PM
The right side of the brain is the creative side. Left side is the analytical side.
Men\'s brains are not in our head. It\'s in our penis.
Basically, Paul\'s penis is in perpetual stimulation.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 18, 2012, 07:44:10 PM
i didn\'t even know what perpetual means until i looked it up, and thanks for the kind words. lol.
lately in the past few days i been having too much masturbation which is not really a good thing. trying to have less like once a day or so would be ideal.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 18, 2012, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Paul2
i didn\'t even know what perpetual means until i looked it up, and thanks for the kind words. lol.
lately in the past few days i been having too much masturbation which is not really a good thing. trying to have less like once a day or so would be ideal.
Who do you fantasize about?
Scarlet Johansen or Jumpman (aka Humpman)?
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 19, 2012, 07:33:41 AM
sshh.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 19, 2012, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: Paul2
when i eat, talk, sing, think, walk, move my hands, drink, i always feel it on the ride side of my brain. even when i masturbate and cum too. its on the ride side of my brain. not on the left.
there are moments when i think, walk, or move my hands. i feel it on the left side of my brain but it feels really weak or however you say it...
[SIZE=20]eh?[/SIZE]
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 20, 2012, 12:50:18 AM
its true though. i don\'t know about you guys, but it true to me though.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Cerberus on September 20, 2012, 01:59:26 AM
the brain has no sensory receptors, it only interprets the pain from the other parts of the body. you might have some other underlying problems if you are "feeling" anything in your brain.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Living-In-Clip on September 20, 2012, 04:32:23 PM
Paul,
When Jumpy masturbates, he feels it in your mom.
BOOM!- i went there!
RARGH!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 20, 2012, 07:02:39 PM
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: clips on September 27, 2012, 03:42:35 AM
Quote from: Living-In-Clip
Paul,
When Jumpy masturbates, he feels it in your mom.
BOOM!- i went there!
RARGH!
Haha...hee-larious...:laughing:....and paul i\'d like to click on those links, but for some reason i don\'t feel they are "job safe" related links or pics...i\'ll just wait till i get home....:fro:
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on September 27, 2012, 08:04:45 AM
which links? i didn\'t post any links though...*me confused*
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: CHIZZY on October 02, 2012, 04:58:57 AM
Did everyone smoke DMT before posting in here?!?!
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Paul2 on August 19, 2013, 07:42:49 PM
*brings back thread*
happy birthday nO-One and Jar-O-Pickles.
Title: Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!
Post by: Titan on August 20, 2013, 07:00:59 AM
Happy birthday guys. May you get drunk and be merry.