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Title: typhoon WHAT?!?!?
Post by: CHIZZY on October 04, 2005, 06:11:47 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/10/03/longwang.ap/index.html

that\'s it... the chinese are officially mocking the US media....
Title: typhoon WHAT?!?!?
Post by: Eiksirf on October 04, 2005, 06:18:00 AM
I skipped over the article earlier... I don\'t know if it\'s funny or sad. Can something instantly be both?

-Longwang
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Post by: MPTheory on October 04, 2005, 06:34:43 AM
That much destruction over one Long wang?  If I ever visit China, I\'ll be sure to keep my pants on. One look at my junk and they may try to bludgeon me to death with big fuckin rocks.
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 09:19:37 AM
To us, Typhoon Longwang sounds like long wang.

To them, I betcha Hurrican Ri Ta is Chinese for "Sagging Scrotum".
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Post by: THX on October 04, 2005, 09:19:51 AM
If you think you\'re junk is huge wait\'ll you get a load of clips\'s
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 09:22:30 AM
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Originally posted by THX
If you think you\'re junk is huge wait\'ll you get a load of clips\'s


no fair. Black men were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes.

Not surprisingly, Filipinos have dicks made of steel with coconuts for balls. If you think that\'s crazy, wait til you hear about the Filipino men..... ;)
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Post by: videoholic on October 04, 2005, 09:47:34 AM
How is GMan not the top poster?  I bet he is pretty darn quick.
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 09:59:02 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
How is GMan not the top poster?  I bet he is pretty darn quick.


Coz none of my posts count. :p I order you to lower my post count to just 500!
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Post by: videoholic on October 04, 2005, 10:02:22 AM
That\'s about 400 too many.

You give yourself way too much credit.
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 10:04:30 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
That\'s about 400 too many.

You give yourself way too much credit.


Then reset it to zero. I\'ll be happy with that!
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Post by: Ashford on October 04, 2005, 10:07:30 AM
Stupid people...

If you\'re gonna phonetically translate it, at least spell it right...

Loong Wong would be more accurate...
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Post by: Cerberus on October 04, 2005, 11:49:00 AM
They know how to give their windy weather cool names, instead of hurricane rita/nancy/clancy/russel
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Post by: Evi on October 04, 2005, 11:54:35 AM
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no fair. Black men were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes
No they aren\'t.
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 03:49:38 PM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
No they aren\'t.


Bitch! Are you stupid?
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Post by: Evi on October 04, 2005, 03:52:55 PM
Bitch! Do you fall into every urban myth that isn\'t based on factual information?
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Post by: politiepet on October 04, 2005, 04:10:27 PM
it\'s not a myth, black schlungs actually are longer on average than caucasian. though the difference is quite small really...
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Post by: Evi on October 04, 2005, 04:21:44 PM
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it\'s not a myth, black schlungs actually are longer on average than caucasian. though the difference is quite small really..
Um...the myth I\'m referring to is that black guys are huge. So it\'s still a false myth. But yes, you\'re right. It\'s about a half inch bigger on average. OMFG! Oh Noes! Too bad for white people! And considering the average is about 5 inches...that\'s not saying much. It\'s just the most widely accepted bunch of elephant shit that black dudes are hung like horses. Gee...I wonder who started that? :rolleyes:
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Post by: (e) on October 04, 2005, 04:23:18 PM
quite small indeed...

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stevespanglerscience.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fbg%2FWJMG-400.jpg&hash=bff4adbcb67ea345e230a3d0d4da44c824f14d43)
:laughing:
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 07:14:57 PM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Bitch! Do you fall into every urban myth that isn\'t based on factual information?


I\'m talking about you believing blacks were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes, fool!

You prolly think clips has fangs for teef! :p
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Post by: Samwise on October 04, 2005, 07:16:21 PM
I know for a fact that EviX has been studying a lot of black penises, so I\'ll take his word for it.
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Post by: Evi on October 04, 2005, 07:38:36 PM
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I\'m talking about you believing blacks were genetically spliced with Alabama black snakes, fool!
Um...I took that as a metaphor, not in a literal sense.


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I know for a fact that EviX has been studying a lot of black penises, so I\'ll take his word for it.
Part of my major is human anatomy and physiology and I have studied about many various aspects of the human body, so it\'s not really something that\'s complicated. There\'s no Penis 101 class here in America like there is in your country...it\'s all textbook stuff...but I know you get hands on with those types of things. ;) Just kidding.

Never take human anatomy...dissecting human cadavers is quite disgusting. The formaldehyde is one of the worst parts.
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 04, 2005, 07:44:25 PM
Evix knows the penis. And not his, either. ;)
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Post by: Evi on October 04, 2005, 08:00:24 PM
The word BOOBIES hasn\'t been said enough in this thread.