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Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on October 11, 2005, 03:22:24 PM
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Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Blade on October 11, 2005, 03:27:28 PM
Excuse me? What did you just say? *quickly backhands you into and over a table*
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Post by: fre4d4 on October 11, 2005, 03:30:31 PM
Oh give me a break, the guy is way outta shape.And looks like crap
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Post by: Luke on October 11, 2005, 03:41:44 PM
A friend of mine used to manage his band.


My friend and Steven Segal are both tards.
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Post by: nO-One on October 11, 2005, 04:26:05 PM
hey, Steven Seagal is like, kick ass. Did you see him in on a deadly ground, or Nico, or Hard to kill.

The man is bad ass.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Evi on October 11, 2005, 04:27:54 PM
Yes he\'s bad...terrible, fact.

And an ass.
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Post by: THX on October 11, 2005, 04:56:09 PM
I think he\'s awesome.  Frikkin break your azz in 15 places for no reason.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Black Samurai on October 11, 2005, 06:09:21 PM
I hated the fat guy on MadTV who played Steven Seagal so I ended up hating Steven Seagal by proxy.

Other than that, I have nothing against the guy.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Joker on October 11, 2005, 08:41:07 PM
there are Steven Segal fans?

anyways, i\'ve heard that SS is a womanizer but fails terribly and gets rejected by half the co-stars hes tried to put the moves one.

Meh.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Evi on October 11, 2005, 08:42:46 PM
He\'s not really a womanizer then, now is he?
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Black Samurai on October 11, 2005, 09:27:14 PM
^^^If you were batting .500 in the pros you would be MVP.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: (e) on October 11, 2005, 09:36:03 PM
I prefer Van Damme.

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:gfight:
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Joker on October 11, 2005, 09:42:37 PM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
He\'s not really a womanizer then, now is he?


no...no he is not.

but imagine for a second being hit on by steven segal... I bet your penis just contracted itself back inside your body.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Evi on October 11, 2005, 10:04:10 PM
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I bet your penis just contracted itself back inside your body.
Kind of like a dog...

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I prefer Van Damme
That is the gayest pic of God Da...I mean Van Damme I\'ve ever seen. *shrugs* He almost looks like a transvestite or something in that pic. Where do you find this crap?
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Unicron! on October 11, 2005, 11:05:41 PM
I wonder if Steven Seagal is as "good" at martial arts as he  appears to be in his movies.

Anyways that guy has no acting talent and his movies are all the same.

And his face.....always the same expression.Its like there is always a sun in front of his face.Even at night. :laughing:


I remember a scene from a movie of his, he was in a cathedral or a church or something.He was standing like 10 meters away from the guy he was talking to and he was whispering.
The other guy must had had super hearing abilities because he was replying back to him :laughing:
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: THX on October 12, 2005, 12:21:22 AM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
I wonder if Steven Seagal is as "good" at martial arts as he  appears to be in his movies.

eh I don\'t think anyone\'s as good as they are in their movies, mainly because it\'s all just madness choreographed, and fake. :>  I will add that he\'s the only non-asian who runs a dojo in Japan (birthplace of aikido) so I bet he knows a thing or two.

Some of his older stuff is just classic popcorn-flick material.  Above the Law, Hard to Kill, the Under Sieges..  Nothing about him screams legendary, especially his charisma.  He\'s just a big dumb guy that doesn\'t like to take sh!t and can kick the bad guy\'s ass by tearing all their limbs off & stapling them to his own body so he can give one big simultaneous high-5 to all his fans.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Kurt Angle on October 12, 2005, 09:28:56 AM
He did poke Kelly LeBrock during filming of "Hard To Kill" and for a while afterwards too.
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Post by: Evi on October 12, 2005, 07:16:24 PM
Van Damme\'s old bodyguard beat the living sh^t out of him at a bar when they got into some kind of arguement. OWNED.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Black Samurai on October 12, 2005, 08:18:42 PM
^^Van Damme got bitch slapped by Chuck Zito at Score\'s in NY so the ownage was returned.
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Post by: THX on October 12, 2005, 08:29:39 PM
Did some Googling:

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JCVD did get pummeled in a bar by his former bodyguard, the former golden gloves champion, ex biker and karate blackbelt Chuck Zito (actually has a small part in the popular Oz tv-series) JCVD had been talking smack about how bad he was and what a chicken Zito was, Chuck came over to discuss his opinion, JCVD used his deadly martial arts skills and was knocked down with one or two punches by Zito. Although that JCVD getting knocked out by a golden gloves champion doesn\'t excactly mean he can\'t fight.


EvX it first sounded like the "him" you were referring to was Seagal but it was actually Van Damne.  Sound right?
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: (e) on October 12, 2005, 08:32:56 PM
by his former bodyguard of all people- how ironic.
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Evi on October 12, 2005, 09:11:32 PM
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EvX it first sounded like the "him" you were referring to was Seagal but it was actually Van Damne. Sound right?
Him = Van Damme
Title: Steven Seagal fans rejoice!
Post by: Unicron! on October 13, 2005, 09:01:55 AM
haha indeed very ironic
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Post by: fre4d4 on October 13, 2005, 02:57:57 PM
Segal used to be awesome but man he friggin fat and totally out of shape
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Post by: clips on October 13, 2005, 03:30:10 PM
meh,..let seagal get his hustle on...this cat hasn\'t been makin\' movies in a long time, so he\'s created something to keep tha cash flow comin\'...on another note i would,nt mind  seein\' Van Dam and seagal in a movie together...when they were in their prime...there were always talks of who was better...me personally i think seagal would whoop Van Dam\'s ass,..only because seagal is nice with the hands,...Van Dam only does spinning back kicks :rolleyes:...there was one other white dude that was alright also,...don\'t know his name but he was in the movie called the perfect weapon.....and of course Jet Li would whoop all of their asses...:p
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Post by: Evi on October 13, 2005, 05:10:15 PM
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this cat hasn\'t been makin\' movies in a long time
Um...have you seen his Alcatraz movie?

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and of course Jet Li would whoop all of their asses...
5 year national Kung Fu champion...Jet Li is the man.