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Title: Superman...nooooo!1!!!eleventyone!! (a.k.a. LIC\'s Baby Shower Thread)
Post by: GmanJoe on October 21, 2005, 09:47:22 AM
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Now either I\'ve got a dirty mind or it\'s because of the media about all these child molestors...but this is just WRONG!
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Post by: Evi on October 21, 2005, 11:16:22 AM
They could\'ve drawn that a bit differently.
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on October 21, 2005, 11:38:48 AM
i killed a kitten...
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Post by: Unicron! on October 21, 2005, 12:03:29 PM
:laughing:
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Post by: Cerberus on October 21, 2005, 12:16:31 PM
Is that what pillow biting is like?

:)
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Post by: GigaShadow on October 21, 2005, 12:20:42 PM
Wonders when LIC will make an appearence in this thread...
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Post by: Blade on October 21, 2005, 06:35:37 PM
Might as well have just posted a link to Superdickery and said "FUNNY SITE!!!!!!!" :gman:
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 22, 2005, 06:17:57 AM
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Originally posted by Blade
Might as well have just posted a link to Superdickery and said "FUNNY SITE!!!!!!!" :gman:


But this is not from there. And that "Superman is a Dick" site you mentioned isn\'t funny.
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Post by: fre4d4 on October 22, 2005, 09:59:29 AM
Man i hate stuff like that. The abuse and explotation of children is wrong, makes me want to start swinging my cane.
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Post by: Unicron! on October 22, 2005, 01:00:53 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
But this is not from there. And that "Superman is a Dick" site you mentioned isn\'t funny.
are the strips from there real?He sais its real :eek:
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 22, 2005, 04:56:01 PM
Old news.
Old picture.
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Post by: (e) on October 22, 2005, 05:06:00 PM
I think its funny, and OLD.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 22, 2005, 09:00:47 PM
It is only "funny" because you people have perverted a simple piece of artwork. Nothing more. Get your minds out of the gutter and you won\'t find it so damn amusing.
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Post by: Phil on October 22, 2005, 09:40:59 PM
I see parenthood is finally hitting LIC.
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Post by: Samwise on October 22, 2005, 11:08:19 PM
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Originally posted by Phil
I see parenthood is finally hitting LIC.
LOL yeah.

Lighten up LIC.
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Post by: Evi on October 22, 2005, 11:10:44 PM
If you took the captions away...
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Post by: GmanJoe on October 23, 2005, 07:46:13 AM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
If you took the captions away...


Photoshop quality. Oh the infinite things people could say. :p
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 23, 2005, 09:53:56 AM
I think it has nothing to do with being a parent now . It just has to do with the fact that it really isn\'t that funny. Then again, I did sit thru a four hour baby shower yesterday, so any sense of humor I had has been zapped away.
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Post by: Samwise on October 23, 2005, 10:03:33 AM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Then again, I did sit thru a four hour baby shower yesterday, so any sense of humor I had has been zapped away.
Ouch, I feel your pain...
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Post by: Unicron! on October 23, 2005, 10:06:23 AM
I asked it before and I ll ask it again.Are the striptsa nd covers in "superdickery" site REAL? :eek:
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 23, 2005, 10:07:38 AM
No, you don\'t. Trust me, it took four hours. There was baby games, there was actual BABIES there and you know what? It took two cars to get all this stuff home. It is sitting in the living room, waiting to be sorted out. I should take a picture and post all this stuff. That\'s not counting more big stuff like another crib, etc.
Jesus f**kin\' christ. There is a lot of stuff.
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Post by: Evi on October 23, 2005, 11:15:57 AM
So what you\'re saying is...there was a lot of stuff?
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Post by: (e) on October 23, 2005, 12:35:12 PM
Pictures would be funny.

My sister had to rent a Uhaul to get all her  baby-shower shit to her house. Most of it was just white elephant blah blah.
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Post by: Evi on October 23, 2005, 12:39:26 PM
From Superman to child molestation to LIC\'s baby shower. Interesting thread indeed.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 23, 2005, 01:40:04 PM
What is bad, is the fact we got a lot of the stuff before the shower (crib, double stroller and various other things). I am not sure how many friggin\' custom made blankets we have now, not to mention "cute little outfits". I mean, come on, she is about to pop two children out. Do you know what I need? Diapers. Not friggin\' cute outfits they will wear for a friggin\' month then outgrow.

And yes - the covers and strips are real . They are takin\' from silver age comics.
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Post by: Evi on October 23, 2005, 01:45:20 PM
At least you\'re getting free stuff...
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Post by: (e) on October 23, 2005, 01:45:27 PM
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Not friggin\' cute outfits they will wear for a friggin\' month then outgrow.


A diaper is only worn a few hours, then the baby "outgrow"\'s it. :laughing:

The thing is women are much more attached to the feeling of a new baby being born. Sure its an amazing thing, having a kid and all, but in reality it happens all the time.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 23, 2005, 01:58:30 PM
It has nothing to do with the being "amazed", because in reality, while it happens all the time, trust me, it is amazing. The whole from the start of it, watching the stomach getting bigger, feeling the kick. It is a rollercoaster and amazing. It\'s just the fact that what people need the most is diapers and various things like that, not cute outfits.
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Post by: Unicron! on October 23, 2005, 02:20:42 PM
WILL SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION?CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME!!
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Post by: (e) on October 23, 2005, 02:27:37 PM
Well I guess thats where we get to the actual point of a baby shower.

May find this interesting;

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How much will they cost?
The costs calculated below for disposable, single-use diapers are based on two of the most popular brands from a store known for its value pricing.

The newborn package (up to 10 lb.) contains 48 diapers at $16.23, or $0.34 each . The average number of changes for a newborn is 12 to 16 per day for the first two weeks.

    14 diapers x 7 days x 2 weeks = 196 diapers at $0.34 each = $66.64

The infant size 1 package (up to 14 lbs.) contains 104 diapers at $ 0.22 each. An average baby requires 10 to 12 changes per day for the first three months.

    11 diapers x 30 days x 2.5 months = 825 diapers at $0.22 each = $181.50

The infant size 2 package (12-18 lbs.) contains 88 diapers at $0.26 each. An average baby who is three to six months old requires 10 to 12 changes a day.

    11 diapers x 30 days x 3 months = 990 diapers at $0.26 each = $257.40

Mega-pack pricing was used for the balance of the packages, because mega-packs are the least expensive. Each mega-pack was $28.92 + $2.02 sales tax, for a total of $30.94 per package.

The infant size 3 package (16-18 lbs.) contains 96 diapers $0.32 each. A six- to nine-month-old baby requires eight to 10 changes per day.

    9 diapers x 30 days x 3 months = 810 diapers at $0.32 each = $259.20

The infant size 4 package (22-27 lbs.) contains 64 diapers at $0.37 each. A nine- to 12-month-old child requires eight changes per day.

    8 diapers x 30 days x 3 months = 720 diapers at $0.37 each = $266.40

The toddler size 5 package (over 27 lbs.) contains 58 diapers at $0.41 each. The average 12- to 18-month-old child requires six to eight changes a day.

    7 diapers x 30 days x 6 months = 1,260 diapers at $0.41 each = $516.60

The child size 6 package (over 35 lbs.) contains 48 training diapers at $23.00, or $0.45 each. An average 18- to 30-month-old child requires six to eight changes per day.

    7 diapers x 364 days = 2,548 diapers at $0.45 each = $1146.60

Grand total
The total estimated average cost is $2,694.54 for 7,349 disposable, single-use diapers[/color][/size]. Keep in mind that this is a conservative estimate.
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Post by: Evi on October 23, 2005, 02:27:47 PM
LIC already answered your question, I believe.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 23, 2005, 02:31:51 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
WILL SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION?CURIOSITY IS KILLING ME!!


I answered it. Learn to read.

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Originally posted by (e)
Well I guess thats where we get to the actual point of a baby shower.

May find this interesting;


I have read so many various estimates on that and they are all depressing. You also are not taking in account the lotion, the wipes and various other things.
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Post by: Cyrus on October 24, 2005, 06:40:44 AM
since when are comics art? That\'s like saying prints are "art".
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Post by: JBean on October 24, 2005, 07:10:22 AM
why the hell were you even at the baby shower in the first place?  I sure as hell didn\'t go, i\'ve never heard of one where the father was there too... that\'s a chick thing to do..

unless you are mega-whipped, then I guess I can understand ;)  Mine wanted me to go really bad, but I stood my ground and keep my manhood intact :p
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Post by: Sara on October 24, 2005, 07:11:24 AM
It\'s kinda gross at times, but my mom used cloth diapers on myself and my brothers.  It\'s more comfortable for the kid (if you change them often), much cheaper, and you won\'t fill the landfills and k-mart parking lots with diapers.

Then you just keep the disposables around for overnight and long trips.
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Post by: JBean on October 24, 2005, 07:14:55 AM
me and my wife do the cloth diaper thing... has saved us a TON of money and it\'s not that bad, i\'m pretty immune to poop at this point.  And once they get a bit older the poop becomes adult poop and you can just shake it off in the toilet then toss in the diaper hamper.  Bleach the f*ck out of the bitches and they come out just like new.

And yeah, keep a pack of disposables around for trips or if someone else watches your kid on "date night"
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Post by: GigaShadow on October 24, 2005, 09:40:55 AM
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Originally posted by JBean
why the hell were you even at the baby shower in the first place?  I sure as hell didn\'t go, i\'ve never heard of one where the father was there too... that\'s a chick thing to do..

unless you are mega-whipped, then I guess I can understand ;)  Mine wanted me to go really bad, but I stood my ground and keep my manhood intact :p


I was thinking the exact same thing.  LIC you need to consult us old guys before you do something like that again. ;)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 24, 2005, 09:48:03 AM
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Originally posted by Cyrus
since when are comics art? That\'s like saying prints are "art".


It is artwork. Sorry, if you missed the obvious.

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Originally posted by JBean
why the hell were you even at the baby shower in the first place?  I sure as hell didn\'t go, i\'ve never heard of one where the father was there too... that\'s a chick thing to do..

unless you are mega-whipped, then I guess I can understand ;)  Mine wanted me to go really bad, but I stood my ground and keep my manhood intact :p


I only went because it was the first time that my family was meeting her family.
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Post by: Evi on October 24, 2005, 10:49:35 AM
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I only went because it was the first time that my family was meeting her family.
Well that makes sense. :)
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Post by: JBean on October 24, 2005, 11:26:54 AM
that\'s understandable then with the families meeting for the first time and all.

It\'s pretty amazing how much shit you can get at a baby shower, we almost couldn\'t fit it all in our expedition (not the big stuff).  I think my wife had 3 seperate showers... at least I remember dropping her off at at least that many :P
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 24, 2005, 12:05:09 PM
I think she is goin\' to have one more shower, from the people at work.

As for all the stuff you can get, we didn\'t know what to expect, so I had already bought almost all the big stuff, so both cars was filled to the brim with little stuff. My grandmother did get us a double stroller and her grandfather got us another crib.
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Post by: Unicron! on October 24, 2005, 01:34:52 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
I answered it. Learn to read.
 
I cant read.What did you just say?
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 24, 2005, 02:12:55 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
I cant read.What did you just say?


I forgot, the only education in Cyprus is sex education, sexual education on how to properly mount a sheep.
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Post by: Unicron! on October 24, 2005, 02:52:08 PM
me not speak anglais.Me from Pakistan.Me called Tarzan and I want Jane.



Anyways I have to go.I ve got International Economics and Economics of the European Union to study for.Goodnight.Talk tomorrow.
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Post by: Paul2 on October 24, 2005, 02:58:31 PM
ummm...

why did they called it baby shower?  Does the baby actually get a shower or something?
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Post by: Evi on October 24, 2005, 03:02:36 PM
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Originally posted by Unicron!
me not speak anglais.Me from Pakistan.Me called Tarzan and I want Jane.
You\'re Tarzan, but live in Pakistan and speak broken English mixed with French?
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Post by: Unicron! on October 24, 2005, 03:02:46 PM
edit: lol you edited it too fast.

Makes perfectly sense doesnt it :p

anyways I was serious about studying though I ve got to go. :)
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Post by: Evi on October 24, 2005, 03:03:42 PM
Yeah...I know.

Edit: I don\'t understand your edit.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on October 24, 2005, 03:19:11 PM
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Originally posted by Paul2
ummm...

why did they called it baby shower?  Does the baby actually get a shower or something?


That\'s a joke right?
I mean - you do know that the baby shower is typically held before the baby is born? The purpose of it is to SHOWER the parents with gifts for their oncoming child or children, in my case.

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Anyways I have to go.I ve got International Economics and Economics of the European Union to study for.Goodnight.Talk tomorrow.


Yea, right. Like there is a class about wood chips....

Wait.. you mean, this isn\'t the Aussie bashing thread?
My bad...   :crap:
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Post by: (e) on October 24, 2005, 05:54:33 PM
Who cares, Europe sucks.

America Fuck Yeah!

;)
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Post by: Unicron! on October 24, 2005, 11:58:31 PM
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Originally posted by (e)
Who cares, Europe sucks.

America Fuck Yeah!

;)



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....I ve got International Economics and......


;)
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Post by: (e) on October 25, 2005, 05:33:09 PM
wtf?


America Fuck Yeah!