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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on October 28, 2005, 05:03:20 AM
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"Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to
speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans.
For the people of New Orleans... First we would like
to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Let\'s
go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an
earthquake, we know it\'s coming)
#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that...Get the
hell out.
Don\'t blame the Government after they tell you to go.
If they hadn\'t said anything, I can see the argument.
They said get out... if you didn\'t, it\'s your fault,
not theirs. (We don\'t want to hear it, even if you
don\'t have a car, you can get out.)
#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and
non-perishables. If you didn\'t do this, it\'s not the
Government\'s fault you\'re starving.
#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store
that has some.
(Remember, shoes, TV\'s, DVD\'s and CD\'s are not edible.
Leave them alone.)
#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or
water, leave your neighbor\'s TV and stereo alone.
(See #2a) They worked hard to get their
shit. Just because they were smart enough to leave
during a mandatory evacuation, doesn\'t give you the
right to take their shit....it\'s theirs, not yours.
#3. If someone comes in to help you, don\'t shoot at
them and then complain no one is helping you. I\'m not
getting shot to help save some dumbass who didn\'t
leave when told to do so.
#4. If you are in your house that is completely under
water, your belongings are probably too far gone for
anyone to want them. If someone does want them, let
them have them and hopefully they\'ll die in the filth.
Just leave!
(It\'s New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a
curse on their ass.)
#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million
dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino.
Also, my tax money shouldn\'t go to rebuild a city
that is under sea level. You wouldn\'t build your
house on quicksand would you? You want to live below
sea-level, do your country some good...join the
fuckin\' Navy.
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie
Jackson and Louis Farakhan want you to believe, The
US Government didn\'t create the Hurricane as a way to
eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither
did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US
Government didn\'t cause global warming that caused
the hurricane (We\'ve been coming out of an ice age for
over a million years you dumbass).
#7. The government isn\'t responsible for giving you
anything. This is the land of the free and the home
of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want.
McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn
job and stop spooning off the people who are actually
working for a living. President Kennedy said it
best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask
what you can do for your country."
Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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Whoops. Turns out this isn\'t George Carlin at all. Snoped it and it came up False. Heh!
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DUMBASS!!!!!!!
:gman:
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But they\'re very good points! :D
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It\'s Carlin-esque. Except he\'s funnier.
-Dan
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Isn\'t strange that at first it\'s sorta funny...then it\'s not at all when it\'s not from the real comedian?
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In his voice you can kinda get into it. But after 3 it\'s not funny anymore, imo.
-Dan
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Thank you for allowing me to rant.
gives it away as not being carlin
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*wonders who the hell George Carlin is*
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^ A quirky old comedian that throws cusses around liberally
Carlin usually wouldn\'t say stuff like this because he\'s anti-government to begin with :)
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Plus, he\'s very articulate. Ever heard of the many uses of the word "Fuck"? an old classic from as far back as the late 70\'s or early 80\'s.
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I just did a google serach and found a pic of him. It\'s the old guy from Bill and Ted\'s :laughing:
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I just did a google serach and found a pic of him. It\'s the old guy from Bill and Ted\'s :laughing:
Download the MP3 file for the many uses of the word Fuck.
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i\'m shocked and disgusted that you didn\'t know who George Carlin was.
especially since you remember him from Bill and Ted\'s
oh, and gman said the word "fuck" in case noone noticed.
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Yeah, so I don\'t curse that much, mr caca mouth. :p
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still funny and true no matter who said it i actually LOL at this:
#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie
Jackson and Louis Farakhan want you to believe, The
US Government didn\'t create the Hurricane as a way to
eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither
did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US
Government didn\'t cause global warming that caused
the hurricane (We\'ve been coming out of an ice age for
over a million years you dumbass).