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Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: GmanJoe on November 16, 2005, 10:30:50 AM

http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=1079&zoneid=13

Cliff Notes : Joe Rogan wants to fight Wesley Snipes in the UFC. Snipes just needs to sign up.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: MPTheory on November 16, 2005, 11:08:27 AM

Damn, that would be cool to watch.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: GmanJoe on November 16, 2005, 11:12:59 AM

Snipes is 43 years of age. He\'s a classroom trained martial arts guy. Joe Rogan stepped up his training recently with a real UFC fighter/trainer. I see Snipes getting his ass handed to him by the slightly younger but far more annoying Joe Rogan.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: MPTheory on November 16, 2005, 11:18:29 AM

Snipes is a lot bigger than Rogan..More reach.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: GmanJoe on November 16, 2005, 11:27:36 AM

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Originally posted by MPTheory
Snipes is a lot bigger than Rogan..More reach.

I\'m hopeful as much as you are that Joe Rogan gets his ass beat. But reach advantage is nullified once you\'re in a grapple.

But Snipes seems like a fast learner. Give him 6 months of grappling training, he could win. But I think Joe has been training for a few years now. Edge in ground fighting exp. goes to Joe Rogan.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: MPTheory on November 16, 2005, 11:29:29 AM

How can Rogan compete against a 6\' tall Vampire?  Not possible :P

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: mm on November 16, 2005, 11:38:58 AM

Joe\'s been hanging out smoking rocks with Tyrone Biggums too much

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: GmanJoe on November 16, 2005, 11:49:27 AM

So I take it that Joe Rogan is universally disliked?

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: MPTheory on November 16, 2005, 12:46:17 PM

Why? I dont dislike the guy. I rather enjoy Fear Factor :)

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: Magoo on November 16, 2005, 12:46:43 PM

I thought this thread was gonna be about Snipes and Rogan having an alien-drawing contest.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: THX on November 16, 2005, 01:07:44 PM

^ :laughing:

edit- snipes is 5\'10". Rogan is 5\'7".  I think Rogan is in better physical shape than Snipes.  Shouldn\'t be too bad of a fight.  I want the Daywalker to win

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: Magoo on November 16, 2005, 01:41:32 PM

I wanna see Will Smith vs Jaleel White.

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: Jumpman on November 16, 2005, 01:44:08 PM

Will Smith vs an exploding car imo

Title: Mixed Martian Arts: Snipes vs Joe Rogan (Rear Factor hostess)
Post by: (e) on November 16, 2005, 04:49:22 PM

Rogan for sure... I could be wrong- but I believe he has actually been fighting.

Snipes probably did the karate deal for his action "career".

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"As for Snipes motivation to fight, he wants to rejuvenate his action movie career..." Other motivation for Snipes is the fact that he owes millions of dollars in back taxes. Snipes hasn\'t had any new movie offers and needs to pay back taxes and hopes this kind of fight could re-launch his career.

:rofl: :laughing:  :rofl: :laughing: