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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: (e) on November 27, 2005, 03:29:14 PM

Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: (e) on November 27, 2005, 03:29:14 PM
Pointless, but still fun...

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NICOSIA (Reuters) - Condoms, hair gel and waxing are so much a part of Cypriot life that statisticians will from January count them among 150 new products and services used to calculate the monthly consumer price index.

Authorities are revising the list to better reflect household spending patterns in the Mediterranean country nicknamed the island of Aphrodite for the Greek goddess of love and beauty.

Quizzed about the inclusion of condoms, a statistics official told Reuters on Thursday: "It was one of those items which was always under-represented by households so we got the data from the importers."

The new costs include condoms, hair gel, waxing to remove unwanted hair and medication to treat erectile dysfunction along with zivania, a strong alcoholic beverage whose production was once banned, the newspaper Phileleftheros said.


LINK (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-11-25T135232Z_01_EIC549932_RTRUKOC_0_US-CYPRUS-LOVE.xml)

Wax those legs Unicron!
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 27, 2005, 03:39:58 PM
That is the most random article I\'ve ever read. I\'m still not quite sure what they\'re talking about.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 27, 2005, 05:53:49 PM
I\'m sure Unicron isn\'t the condom industries most valuable customer.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: (e) on November 27, 2005, 07:16:35 PM
Thats not true -
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.metromate.org.uk%2Fcamp%2Fcondomci%2Fcondomci.jpg&hash=284d4b4b892b68c9b3519e60c42c9b6241ee7846)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 27, 2005, 08:50:27 PM
Cypriot women (goats) are very hairy.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Eiksirf on November 28, 2005, 07:25:42 AM
If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.

-Dan
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2005, 08:51:52 AM
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Originally posted by Eiksirf
If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.

-Dan


Yeah but it doesn\'t help against aids. Just ask sammy ;)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 28, 2005, 11:24:14 AM
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If American movie culture has taught us anything, it\'s that pulling out can replace both condoms and hair gel.

Get with the times, Cyprus.
Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2005, 11:49:58 AM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.


Again, you flunked the Sarcasm test. Get this signed by your mom coz you\'re not making any progress. And wipe your nose.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 28, 2005, 11:58:21 AM
You\'re such a fucking dumb ass, Gman. I see the humor-esque feeling in his post. I was just writing something informative. Go die.

:gman:
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2005, 12:02:21 PM
I am no the dumb ass. You missed the sarcasm. Therefore...you get another F. :lmao:


That\'s two things you failed today. And you buttoned your shirt un-even....again. Fix it.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 28, 2005, 12:02:41 PM
Did you go die yet?

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Originally posted by GmanJoe
I am no the dumb ass.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2005, 12:03:42 PM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Did you go die yet?


ANother F. THat\'s three. You realize you can\'t kill people over the internet? Only mm can do that. <--- sarcasm :p
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 28, 2005, 12:04:42 PM
You can stop being a douche now. Back to the topic.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2005, 12:12:17 PM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
You can stop being a douche now. Back to the topic.


You called me a woman\'s vaginal cleansing product. I\'ll take that as a compliment. I douched your sister.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 28, 2005, 12:42:19 PM
You just reminded me of that Family Guy episode where Peter turned himself into a douche and waited in that chicks\'s purse.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2005, 01:10:33 PM
Ladies, ladies. Can\'t we all just get along?

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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Actually there\'s a little bit of "pre-semen" that comes out that is enough to get a girl pregnant.  It\'s not ejaculatory, but there\'s still a chance of impregnation.

But "pulling out" is a good idea when used with a condom. Then you don\'t have to worry about the natural "pre-semen" that lubricates the head (barely) during intercourse.


True that. I knew a couple people that used teh pull out method. They about shit themselves when i told them about the pre-semen.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: JBean on November 28, 2005, 01:50:00 PM
that\'s pretty gay to show other guys your pre-semen
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2005, 04:27:11 PM
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Originally posted by JBean
that\'s pretty gay to show other guys your pre-semen


Not really. theomen shows me his all the time.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: (e) on November 28, 2005, 08:00:39 PM
Shooting it directly into your eye sockets doesnt count...

fag.... ;)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: videoholic on November 28, 2005, 08:57:14 PM
So like why does so much news come out of such a tiny shitty little country?
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: (e) on November 28, 2005, 09:01:53 PM
Thats like asking why this guy is so cool -

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.prowleronline.com%2Fubb%2Fimage_uploads%2Fmidget.jpg&hash=e5c51952f1db7a0c6ee2c049e45f107eb1886afe)

He/it just is.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 29, 2005, 08:17:52 AM
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Originally posted by videoholic
So like why does so much news come out of such a tiny shitty little country?


You have noticed that no real news actually came out of that country. Its always in the Joke news sections. Cyprus is the laughing stock of th world :p
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on November 30, 2005, 09:15:39 AM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy8%2FSnoopySmurf%2FMisc_Pix%2Fprotesthumor.jpg&hash=f417d029ea85dea64508f4d6625b3662ed0c824e)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Jumpman on November 30, 2005, 09:39:06 AM
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mn12.org%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2Fcomicbookguy-worst-thread-ever.jpg&hash=4814cef72447ba3304748b9b4aee70bb7e39f12e)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Titan on November 30, 2005, 10:39:02 AM
You might want to find a new host for your pics Gman.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on November 30, 2005, 06:23:42 PM
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
I am no the dumb ass.
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Originally posted by Titan
You might want to find a new host for your pics Gman.


;)
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: GmanJoe on December 01, 2005, 05:20:44 AM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
;)


I fixed it.
Title: Condoms and hair gel...
Post by: Evi on December 01, 2005, 10:04:30 AM
:thumb: