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Snakes on a Plane :laughing:
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Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who\'s a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
Samuel L will be starring in this movie. Perhaps he needs to pay off some late tax fees?
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
wtf?
i guess even samuel needs money
Vincent Vega should kick his ass for this
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Jackson is the star of shitty movies.
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Originally posted by Bozco
Jackson is the star of shitty movies.
i wouldn\'t go that far, he\'s had some decent flicks, but this seems like he\'s in desperate need of some loot....this will probably go straight to video, or dvd....ahhh well i guess nobody\'s knockin\' down the door for premier roles so, he\'s gotta do what he\'s gotta do,...bills gotta get paid....
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Hmmmm...
He may be my favorite black actor but his philosophy is that he doesn\'t work with unproven actors and then goes and does a movie like this...
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hahaha....
how can they seriously be allowed to make this movie! hahaha........
how many people are going to see this.. 6 or 7?
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Originally posted by Ashford
Hmmmm...
He may be my favorite black actor but his philosophy is that he doesn\'t work with unproven actors and then goes and does a movie like this...
I dunno. He did Star Wars with a lot of actors I\'ve never seen before.
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Safest way for a career revival would be to get back with Tarantino.
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Between xXx, The Man, and Snakes on a Plane I\'ve seen enough of him. Hell these movies are so bad I don\'t even have to see them to know.
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Rumor mill:
You know the director wanted to change the name of this movie to something else, but Jackson insisted the movie me called "Snakes on a Plane" or else he wasn\'t doing it.
I could just hear the conversations now...
"No bitch! I signed up to be in a goddamn movie calling fuckin\' "Snakes on a Plane" bitch. Now if I don\'t get to be in a goddamn movie called "Snakes on a Plane" I\'m going to bitch slap on your back and show you what my fuckin\' snake can do."
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Snakes on a Plane is a pretty gay name for a movie.
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yeah it is a pretty shitty name
Titanic should of been called
"Boat ride across the ocean"
hmm, what are some others I wonder..
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This is like one of those movie titles that were scratched, but in this case, they kept the terrible name.
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Oh man, that is such a terrible name for a movie!!
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Ye a quick one Bobby.
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Just wanted to be the 345,389,817th person in the world to say the movie had a terrible name.
And Jumpman, you pudgie fuck. Don\'t judge me by the color of my skin. You try walking a mile in these shoes before casting stones in my direction. You walking asshole. If you were standing right in front of me right now at this exact moment, I would finger you until you bled and fell to the floor as the lifeless remains of an overweight Canadian homeboy wannabe internet tough guy who thinks he\'s smarter than everyone else so he doesn\'t even have to try. Well I\'ve got news for you Joy Boy: The world is full of people like you. Successful people need people like you to stand on so they can remain at the top. It\'s drains on society such as yourself that helps society run with such fluidity. You\'re the worm in society\'s stool, eating society\'s excrement and turning it into something that\'s useful and may one day be used and reused, only to be shat out upon people like you. And you know what the best thing about it is? Most people never know their sad, wretched predicament until someone like me comes along, and hands you a bone. Well *casually molests an orthopaedic surgen\'s 6 month old nephew* it\'s your lucky day you homosexually inclined zygotic remnant of a lifeform that was never to be. I\'ve helped you out, and I truely hope that you can use this information to better yourself, to one day become the stool that you so greedily lap up. And then onwards. To be recycled into a positive influence in a society dominated by scum, such as your family. And I tell you all this because you are, and because I love you. Please don\'t forget to validate your parking on the way out, and be patient with fellow motorists. We\'re all in this together, and the only way to get out is one at a time. And that\'s a valuable lesson for you all to learn.
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Wha...?? That popped out of nowhere. A badass post though.
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Bobbo rants about nothing at times.
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Just a copy and paste job he\'s been waiting to use, no biggie.
Original post
12-01-2005 11:48 AM
Last edited by Bobs_Hardware on 12-01-2005 at 11:51 AM
Thank you come again.
Go make me a salad or something Bobbo.
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A little hungry are we, chubby?
I wouldn\'t jerk off on your charred remains if it\'d save a baby elephants life.
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That last remark fell pretty far away from being remotely hurtful.
And at 6\'3 and 165 ish pounds...yeah...I\'m definitely a fat ass, JAFTA(or does that only apply to New Zealanders? meh, equally worthless countries).
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It wasn\'t hurtful, but it was "badass" so mission accomplished.
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You\'re so intimidating, chubby.
Jafta?
Talk about worthless countries. Go Canada.
And I\'m just joking with you. Stop making lame replies. Be creative or something. Post a picture of your wang or something.
OH MAN! SNAKES ON A PLANE WHAT A BAD NAME!
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SNAKES ON A PLANE IS A B-A-A-A-A-D NAME!
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Originally posted by Jumpman
That last remark fell pretty far away from being remotely hurtful.
And at 6\'3 and 165 ish pounds...yeah...I\'m definitely a fat ass, JAFTA(or does that only apply to New Zealanders? meh, equally worthless countries).
You tall ass bean pole! I hope.....a crow flies into you.
And Bobo is Assie....not Kiwi. ;)
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it stands for just another freakin aussie, but of course the actually Aussie can\'t even figure it out. :(
Canada>Australia who ya kidding bobbo and hurry up with that salad Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
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Originally posted by Titan
I dunno. He did Star Wars with a lot of actors I\'ve never seen before.
Ummmmm...
Ewan McGregor?
Natalie Portman?
Jimmy Smits?
Certainly not an unproven cast...
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Just wanted to be the 345,389,817th person in the world to say the movie had a terrible name.
And Jumpman, you pudgie fuck. Don\'t judge me by the color of my skin. You try walking a mile in these shoes before casting stones in my direction. You walking asshole. If you were standing right in front of me right now at this exact moment, I would finger you until you bled and fell to the floor as the lifeless remains of an overweight Canadian homeboy wannabe internet tough guy who thinks he\'s smarter than everyone else so he doesn\'t even have to try. Well I\'ve got news for you Joy Boy: The world is full of people like you. Successful people need people like you to stand on so they can remain at the top. It\'s drains on society such as yourself that helps society run with such fluidity. You\'re the worm in society\'s stool, eating society\'s excrement and turning it into something that\'s useful and may one day be used and reused, only to be shat out upon people like you. And you know what the best thing about it is? Most people never know their sad, wretched predicament until someone like me comes along, and hands you a bone. Well *casually molests an orthopaedic surgen\'s 6 month old nephew* it\'s your lucky day you homosexually inclined zygotic remnant of a lifeform that was never to be. I\'ve helped you out, and I truely hope that you can use this information to better yourself, to one day become the stool that you so greedily lap up. And then onwards. To be recycled into a positive influence in a society dominated by scum, such as your family. And I tell you all this because you are, and because I love you. Please don\'t forget to validate your parking on the way out, and be patient with fellow motorists. We\'re all in this together, and the only way to get out is one at a time. And that\'s a valuable lesson for you all to learn.
heh heh classic bobbo !...:fro:..:laughing:
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Then you realized he plagiarized the whole thing and it comes sad...then funny again.
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No love for the Jumpman here? Why he hated so much....and so close to Christmas? :p
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Hey Fatty, if you\'re going to accuse someone of plagiarising something, provide proof.
If the fact that I editted my post it is your proof, then you have a long way to come. That\'s original Bob work.
Hell, at least GManJoe could at least fight back in his inane Cats vs. Dog debate.
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Be a good mule and stay down after this shot.
Long way to go? No Booby, you saw something you found interesting somewhere else, saved it for a special occasion(hooray me, thanks!), and then added it in there. Replace the word Jumpman and add something about Canada in there and it\'s golden. But it doesn\'t change the fact that it\'s totally different from the first line of your post. Not to mention you\'re a chef, not some brilliant writer.
I never thought I\'d be quoting wrestling but alas, "Know your role"
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Finger? Nice.
I heard Bobbo shits in his bed and kicks it out with his feet.
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So the end of his bed has got to smell.
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Originally posted by Ashford
Ummmmm...
Ewan McGregor?
Natalie Portman?
Jimmy Smits?
Certainly not an unproven cast...
No shit but there were other actors that I\'ve never seen before. That\'s all I was saying.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
That last remark fell pretty far away from being remotely hurtful.
And at 6\'3 and 165 ish pounds...yeah...I\'m definitely a fat ass, JAFTA(or does that only apply to New Zealanders? meh, equally worthless countries).
worthless countries? dood, you live in canada!!
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Jumpy, you\'re out of your league.
How about you strip naked and run in circles whilst renowned poets throw their own feces at you to draw inspiration.
Ode to Jumpman:
Watch him run, watch him hide.
Watch him leap, and jump side to side.
Jumpman, will he ever be free?
A nightmare, or some fantasy?
Coverered in the essence of life,
Yet is he really living?
Poo, the one thing that is real,
Poo, I imagine he can feel.
Covering his anus, is it his, or is it mine?
Cover him with feces, make him a living shrine.
But why stop there? Another fluid awaits,
Jumpman, my darling, I want to come on your face.
LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP!
LAP IT UP, LAP IT UP!
I KNOW YOU LOVE IT,
YET YOU CRY.
DROWNING IN MY SEMEN,
SURELY YOU WILL DIE.
SWALLOW THE POO,
PERHAPS IT WILL SAVE YOU.
My darling, Jumpman,
You are, therefore you will.
Gobble down my feces,
And my semen you\'ll swill.
I want to touch you in sacred places,
I want to see the look on your parents faces,
When they walk in on me and you,
When they walk in on me in you.
For one instant we will be one,
sharing the same body, just for fun.
The climax is near, it is painful for some,
Yet your anus is tender, in it I will come.
SEE HOW CLEVER I AM!?!?
Of course the interjection of intervention and inter-racial post-mortem X-Mas parties held in the Chinese new year should surely convert you to the Pay television subscriber you surely wish to sodomize. Why pay for two, when you could rape one in both holes? That\'s my philosophy. Of course if I were to channel enough energy to travel back in-time just a milisecond, I could probably avoid your torturous rampage of incoherrant babbling and unfounded conjecture. OH NO THE SECOND PART OF YOUR POST DOESN\'T SOUND LIKE THE FIRST PART, you are obviously some sort of suicidal homosexual confused by your pathological urges of denial and revulsion at the female genetalia. I have news for you my brave soldier; tasting frozen yoghurt on the weekends has nothing to do with anything at all. So why ask, then, though, perhaps I wonder, if indeed the conclusion can be drawn that I have found several used condoms in my cornflakes and have yet to find the culprit. Meanwhile, my breakfast has never been so nutritious. Chewy, chewy.
Chewbacca: ARRRLRLRLRLRLRLRRRRRRRRRRR!
Han Solo: What the fuck?
Chewbacca: ARGGGGRRRLRLRLGLGRRRRRR!
Han Solo: What the fuck?
Chewbacca: Yo, mother-fucker? Don\'t be hatin\' on my rhymes. Don\'t be bouncin\' off my checks. Don\'t be trippin\' on my fence. Don\'t be coagulating my semen and placing it in moulds with little bananas on the inside at regular intervals for all the children of the street to feed on? NAY THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND INDEED TO UNIVERSE AWAITS YOUR PERVERTED FETISH OF MAKING CHILDREN EAT YOUR SEMEN AS SWEETENED GELATINOUS FOOD STUFFS, filling their mouths full of man candy. But why stop their, you derelict mother-fucker? Why not just pulverize their incoherant heads into mush, then stuff it up your own ass, then shit it into a bowl, add yeast and flour and make some sort of monstrous and somewhat delicious LOAF out of your farinacious ass dough and feed it to the homeless? You sick fuck, I will decimate you before you have the chance!
Han Solo: I... wait? Are we still in character?
Chewbacca: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRLRLRLRRRR!
Harrison Ford: What the fuck? I\'m no..
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW IT ENDS, OF COURSE THERE IS ONLY ONE RATIONAL OUTCOME... MY DICK IN YOUR FACE you ungrateful little faggot! AHA! SEE HOW I SWEAR AND CALL YOU NAMES!>?! BUT OH NO I HAVE NO EYEWS SO HOW CAN I SEE VERY WELLL I NEED TO GET TO CHURCH ON TIME! I\'M HAPPY, HOPE YOUR HAPPY TOOO! MAYBE I WILL LISTEN TO THE NEW COLDPLAY SINGLE AND BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT BECAUSE IT\'S SO FUCKING REDUNDANT yet I hesitate, do I want to blow my brains out? Hardly seems worth listening to Coldplay for. Perhaps I should wait, and.. perculate.
Go molest a pedophilic anthropologist you obese spawn of hell (Canada).
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Bob > Jumpy
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p.s.
Not to mention you\'re a chef, not some brilliant writer.
Wow, thanks for the compliment on my writing skills.
Brilliant? Cool.
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700 plus words of pure nothing all over me...sounds like I hit a nerve!
That reply was hugely entertaining, but riddled with second class attempts at insults. =/ I could switch into quote mode and dissect that drivel line for line but I don\'t have that kind of time. Exams next week...real work...important work(hint hint salad boy)...I liked it better when you ripped people off. Strike or nerve or something cause these deranged psycho posts are getting old.
And Souly, Canada>Australia. It has like been proven.
continue bobbo
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You\'re boring, and too easy. And your posts are extremely redundant and just screaming "I\'m trying to sound smart!"
You might as well just change your name to EviscerationX.
Be creative or something.
Disect it line by line? :laughing: Oooooooooooh I\'m intimidated.
No more replies for you, Evisc.
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Oh Bobby, something went horribly wrong in your life recently hasn\'t it? Why else would you come out of hiding with your blabber.
I\'m trying to sound smart? You\'re a chef...and you write 700 word replies about nothing on an internet forum. Identity crisis anyone? Show me creativity and hit me with another worthless reply with poo insults cause you\'re pathetic attempt to burn me with nonsense is simply a waste of space.
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i\'m fucking pathetic.
End of discussion.
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Ya know...this thread is more entertaining than "Snakes on a Plane". And it\'s free.... :p
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Bobbo spends way too much time on his posts sometimes.
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heh heh thing is tho, bobbo will just come out of nowhere with his s**t!..that\'s what makes it funny! :laughing:....but i still got luv for you jumpy!...gotta respect the man that introduced me to vida...:fro:
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Jumpy pisses off a lot of people, me noticed. But then again...I do that as well....but mostly coz I post things that upset Jumpy. :D
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Originally posted by (e)
i\'m fucking pathetic.
End of discussion.
LIC;
Grow up, I have nothing against you. The insult wasn\'t even directed towards you.
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Originally posted by Jumpman
And Souly, Canada>Australia. It has like been proven.
like, you got any like proof of that. Like so i can like see it like...
Canada, the shithole america doesn\'t want.
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Originally posted by (e)
i\'m fucking pathetic.
End of discussion.
Agreed
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Huh? Who does Jumpy piss off? Jumpy\'s never pissed me off. I\'m just foolin\' around.
Still, kinda lame replies, though. ;)
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WOW let\'s pull down our pants and have a useless debate about what country is better.
It\'s like arguing religion; no one is ever going to concede to defeat.
USA> All other countries (just kidding)
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My penis > USA > Cyprus > Australia > Canaduh
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I seem to be doing a good job with Souly! Knew he\'d bite.
I\'m not even debating I just said Canada>Australia...
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cause it is.
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"Canada, America\'s refridgerator"--Homer
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and wtf is Australia? England\'s rejects?
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Australia is everybody\'s rejects.
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Australia. It means "Southern" continent. I think. Or in Aborigine, "white people found us." ;)
Transylvania means...."Dracula Was Here". ;)
Cyprus = island of idiots. Hence the term Cypriots. The word idiot is derived from them.
America = name of map maker, Amerigo Vespucci. Sailors referred to the New World map by his name. The name stuck...but with a bit of a slight modification. Prisoners were also sent there....like Australia.
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Man i hate snakes,
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You\'ve obviously never played with a meat snake.
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Cyprus = island of idiots. Hence the term Cypriots. The word idiot is derived from them.
Now that is funny.