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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on December 04, 2005, 12:23:28 AM

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Post by: SwifDi on December 04, 2005, 12:23:28 AM
thank you for the worst 4 years in my life...


i love you guys.
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Post by: Samwise on December 04, 2005, 12:54:38 AM
No problem, we love you too. Now go away.
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Post by: Joker on December 04, 2005, 01:11:33 AM
This place sucks a large amount of balls thats for sure.


But I can\'t leave for some reason.....
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Post by: SwifDi on December 04, 2005, 01:36:55 AM
it really is at an all time low, i\'m not even big into gaming anymore, but i always find myself coming back... therefore, i came to the conclusion that i love you all.

lets fuck.
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Post by: Samwise on December 04, 2005, 01:42:31 AM
Hah, I\'m the same way. I couldn\'t care less about gaming any more, yet I find myself checking this site every so often.

*indulges in hefty gang-bang session*
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Post by: Avatarr on December 04, 2005, 02:51:28 AM
you\'re all gay
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Post by: Cerberus on December 04, 2005, 02:53:34 AM
You are all dirty gay bastards.

Now shut the fuck up and come here and give me a big hug.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 04, 2005, 03:37:25 AM
Hey, how about we all just bath in eachothers fluids until out skin wrinkles and our pores are filled with eachothers come??? YAEH, That\'s sounds like a fucking terrific idea.

Here\'s a tip. Don\'t get someones semen in your eyes. Do you know what happens? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?! The semen tries to impregnate your fucking eyeball. Try explaining that to your optometrist.

Guess what? No one gives a fuck, so stop making self-righteous attention seeking threads you fucking Gomez Adams: The Musical backup dancer. Of course I don\'t expect a diarrhea infused orange juice drinking son-of-two strangers to quite understand the 2nd Law of thermodynamics, and how it applies to social relationships, and why entropy is considered a second language to most breakdancing drag-queens in western-Europe.

I\'d love it if you died in the burning wreckage of a dual Aids-awareness/Dolph Lundgren promotional blimp.

4 years isn\'t enough time to fill a 12x12m hole with grotesque remains of your deceased family.

Of course this post took a harsh turn quite early. I\'ll start over:

Yes, I approve of racial-slurs, but only on non-existant melinin-deprived Powder-esque albino\'s but only if they\'re shorter than 5\'7" and weigh more than 3tonnes.

Why then bother with the after dinner-mint. You\'ve got a place with a view. It must be worth money. literally.
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Post by: mjps21983 on December 04, 2005, 05:12:58 AM
Thats weird I\'ve been here for 4 years now too, we must have signed up around the same time Swif, miss your sorry skills over in the Madden league...
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Post by: nO-One on December 04, 2005, 07:36:23 AM
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Hey, how about we all just bath in eachothers fluids until out skin wrinkles and our pores are filled with eachothers come??? YAEH, That\'s sounds like a fucking terrific idea.

Here\'s a tip. Don\'t get someones semen in your eyes. Do you know what happens? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?! The semen tries to impregnate your fucking eyeball. Try explaining that to your optometrist.

Guess what? No one gives a fuck, so stop making self-righteous attention seeking threads you fucking Gomez Adams: The Musical backup dancer. Of course I don\'t expect a diarrhea infused orange juice drinking son-of-two strangers to quite understand the 2nd Law of thermodynamics, and how it applies to social relationships, and why entropy is considered a second language to most breakdancing drag-queens in western-Europe.

I\'d love it if you died in the burning wreckage of a dual Aids-awareness/Dolph Lundgren promotional blimp.

4 years isn\'t enough time to fill a 12x12m hole with grotesque remains of your deceased family.

Of course this post took a harsh turn quite early. I\'ll start over:

Yes, I approve of racial-slurs, but only on non-existant melinin-deprived Powder-esque albino\'s but only if they\'re shorter than 5\'7" and weigh more than 3tonnes.

Why then bother with the after dinner-mint. You\'ve got a place with a view. It must be worth money. literally.

Now there\'s the Bobo we all knew and loved, where ya been buddy?
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Post by: SwifDi on December 04, 2005, 08:41:22 AM
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Originally posted by mjps21983
Thats weird I\'ve been here for 4 years now too, we must have signed up around the same time Swif, miss your sorry skills over in the Madden league...


Hah! I miss losing in the playoffs every year.
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Post by: mjps21983 on December 04, 2005, 11:17:00 AM
Lol, yea the cream does always rise to the top.
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Post by: QuDDus on December 04, 2005, 12:09:00 PM
i\'ve been here for 5 years wow. Time just blew right buy. I remember the first time I came here. I had a different screen name. They had game me some bill gates troll avy.

I think the screen name I had was microsoft. Very funny time in psx2central back then.  I don\'t even play games anymore. But I still come to this site. I say once 360 picks up some decent games and ps3 becomes available I will be back.

No matter how long I go without I am always a gamer at heart.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 04, 2005, 01:29:02 PM
Gaming sucks ass now\'a\'days.
That\'s all I have to say about it.
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Post by: Jumpman on December 04, 2005, 01:51:14 PM
There are a few good online games every now and then, but I\'ve played every genre to death. Mario Kart DS(online...so sweet) atm is the only thing I play.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 04, 2005, 02:36:14 PM
Madden \'06 online.
That\'s all I can be bothered with and I\'m still pissed that it is the only viable football option.
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Post by: (e) on December 04, 2005, 03:02:23 PM
This forum sucks....

but your all cute, so.... :gay:
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Post by: Evi on December 04, 2005, 03:57:58 PM
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Hey, how about we all just bath in eachothers fluids until out skin wrinkles and our pores are filled with eachothers come??? YAEH, That\'s sounds like a fucking terrific idea.

Here\'s a tip. Don\'t get someones semen in your eyes. Do you know what happens? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?! The semen tries to impregnate your fucking eyeball. Try explaining that to your optometrist.

Guess what? No one gives a fuck, so stop making self-righteous attention seeking threads you fucking Gomez Adams: The Musical backup dancer. Of course I don\'t expect a diarrhea infused orange juice drinking son-of-two strangers to quite understand the 2nd Law of thermodynamics, and how it applies to social relationships, and why entropy is considered a second language to most breakdancing drag-queens in western-Europe.

I\'d love it if you died in the burning wreckage of a dual Aids-awareness/Dolph Lundgren promotional blimp.

4 years isn\'t enough time to fill a 12x12m hole with grotesque remains of your deceased family.

Of course this post took a harsh turn quite early. I\'ll start over:

Yes, I approve of racial-slurs, but only on non-existant melinin-deprived Powder-esque albino\'s but only if they\'re shorter than 5\'7" and weigh more than 3tonnes.

Why then bother with the after dinner-mint. You\'ve got a place with a view. It must be worth money. literally.
Have you found a new random insult generator online or something? Or are you actually this funny?
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Post by: Jumpman on December 04, 2005, 05:02:32 PM
first one
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Post by: juslight on December 04, 2005, 05:03:33 PM
This site has gone from a Pre-PS2 hype farm with PS2 screenshots of HALO and Munches\' Odyssey to a close knit group of misfits that grow old together and talk about current events while maintaining the anonymity of their screen names.


It\'s poetic in a nobody cares sort of way.
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Post by: Bozco on December 04, 2005, 05:10:40 PM
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Madden \'06 online.
That\'s all I can be bothered with and I\'m still pissed that it is the only viable football option.


Play college football, it makes madden look like trash
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Post by: square_marker on December 04, 2005, 05:24:24 PM
now that di says that.... shit i have been here for a long while
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 04, 2005, 06:13:30 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
Play college football, it makes madden look like trash


I would if they ported it to the PC.
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Post by: Luke on December 04, 2005, 07:48:22 PM
Gomez Adams... HA!
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 06, 2005, 06:05:50 AM
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
Have you found a new random insult generator online or something? Or are you actually this funny?


The term "son-of-two-strangers" was coined in an Isaac Asimov novel Foundation and Earth.

The sentence "Of course this post took a harsh turn quite early. I\'ll start over" was borrowed and altered from Mitch Hedberg.

The rest is mine. Not that I would usually acknowledge a post like this, but I didn\'t want Jumpy to give you false information.
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Post by: Cyrus on December 06, 2005, 07:31:52 AM
Bobo, I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. If you knew what you\'re talking about, you\'d be dangerous. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren\'t you? Why don\'t you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn\'t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if didn\'t lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren\'t so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It\'s-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn\'t have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bobo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 06, 2005, 07:35:31 AM
Amazing (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=I+refer+to+your+latest+discharge+of+plebeian+verbiage&meta=).

Wow (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=You+are+about+as+entertaining+as+watching+grass+grow+in+a+windowbox&meta=), you\'re (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=Trying+to+get+something+of+value+out+of+your+post+is+like+trying+to+squeeze+orange+juice+out+of+an+apple.+&meta=) really (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=the+dim+flicker+of+sentience+needed+to+qualify+as+a+imbecile&meta=) impressive (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=you+are+about+as+smart+as+your+rubber+bow+tie+and+two+left+shoes+suggest&meta=).
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Post by: Samwise on December 06, 2005, 07:46:08 AM
:laughing:

Owned.
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Post by: Cyrus on December 06, 2005, 09:10:55 AM
If your refereing to me being owned then no. Im sorry if you missed the fact that I was making fun of him by using an insult genrator but I assure you it was on purpose.

instead of googling each word you should have just googled.

Insult Generator (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=insult+generator)
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Post by: Samwise on December 06, 2005, 09:34:09 AM
I stand corrected Cyrus, you\'re just too much man for me.
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Post by: Jumpman on December 06, 2005, 09:35:46 AM
you should of googled, "my name is Cyprus and this is why I should never have children"

shazam!
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Post by: Cerberus on December 06, 2005, 10:33:49 AM
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Originally posted by Jumpman
you should of googled, "my name is Cyprus and this is why I should never have children"

shazam!



doesn\'t that involve having sex with women?
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Post by: Titan on December 06, 2005, 10:46:22 AM
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Originally posted by Jumpman
you should of googled, "my name is Cyprus and this is why I should never have children"

shazam!


Now if you only got his name right, that would work :p
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Post by: Paul2 on December 06, 2005, 11:03:25 AM
LOL!  Funny Titan.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 07, 2005, 04:45:55 AM
How were you making fun of me?

Heck, until I noticed the repeated sentences in the google searches, I had no idea an insult generator even existed. I only started to suspect it when I noticed the book quotations being used, add that with what Evisc said in another thread, put 2 and 2 together and bam.

So I suppose the joke was lost on me.