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Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Nolaws on January 24, 2006, 05:00:45 AM: A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you\'ll find that\'s a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you\'ll find I wasn\'t talking to you."

:laughing:
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: CHIZZY on January 24, 2006, 05:03:09 AM: what year, 1962?

funny joke, though.
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Samwise on January 24, 2006, 05:11:23 AM: *awaits 25 responses in the line of "OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!"*
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Unicron! on January 24, 2006, 05:23:09 AM: OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: GmanJoe on January 24, 2006, 06:00:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
OMG that is the worstest joke evar! Stupid Aussies!

Coz you prefer goats, not sheep. :laughing:
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Blade on January 24, 2006, 06:16:08 AM: :gman:
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Cerberus on January 24, 2006, 07:39:31 AM: Doesn\'t say much

I can just imagine them all, in the pool, floating round in inflated tyre innertubes, wearing nothing but a string vest and a cowboy hat with corks on string hanging from it, telling that joke to each other and laughing at it.
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: square_marker on January 24, 2006, 08:59:54 AM: since when do kiwi fruits have sex
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Jumpman on January 24, 2006, 10:56:17 AM: god damn someone nuke that country
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Unicron! on January 24, 2006, 01:14:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GmanJoe
Coz you prefer goats, not sheep. :laughing:
Correction.THIS is the worst joke ever :yawn:
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Unicron! on January 24, 2006, 01:16:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by square_marker
since when do kiwi fruits have sex
Ahm...Kiwi birds?
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: CHIZZY on January 24, 2006, 01:20:09 PM: Ahh... it\'s the big brother syndrome. Kiwis are from New Zealand, and the Aussies pick on \'em like we smack around Canaduh.
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Titan on January 24, 2006, 01:32:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!
Ahm...Kiwi birds?

Kiwi birds?
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: Avatarr on January 24, 2006, 04:54:18 PM: racists
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: (e) on January 24, 2006, 09:37:34 PM: I thought itt was funny.
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on January 24, 2006, 09:37:53 PM: Since when are kiwis Australians? That’s like calling Canadians, Americans.
Stupid uneducated people!!! :mad:

Funny joke though. :)
Title: Voted Best Joke of year in Australia
Post by: GmanJoe on January 25, 2006, 05:20:57 AM: Quote
Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Since when are kiwis Australians? That’s like calling Canadians, Americans.
Stupid uneducated people!!! :mad:

Funny joke though. :)

I don\'t think anyone said Kiwis are Aussies. It\'s just you Aussies making fun of Kiwis. Hence why it was voted Joke of the Year on your desert continent.