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Title: another dude...
Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 10:57:39 AM
Welp, much to the wifey\'s displeasure, our fetus has a penis.

She\'s actually cool with it.  She just really wanted a girl.  My mom as well.  We have all boys in our family.  kinda funny...

carry on.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 27, 2006, 11:07:27 AM
Boys will be less bitchy as teenagers. Teenage girls give moms gray hair. Plus, your phone bills will be cheaper and you won\'t have to buy her clothes all the time coz teenage daughters can\'t wear the same thing on the same month (unless you live by the bayou).
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Post by: Coredweller on March 27, 2006, 11:09:52 AM
Don\'t worry you can always have a gay son, if you make an effort.
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Post by: Titan on March 27, 2006, 11:17:39 AM
Quote from: Coredweller
Don\'t worry you can always have a gay son, if you make an effort.


He can just have him hang out with samwise for a few months ;)
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 27, 2006, 11:20:09 AM
Quote from: Titan
He can just have him hang out with samwise for a few months ;)


Or Michael Jackson. Vid could definitely cash in on the lawsuit!
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Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 11:48:28 AM
I could use some cash.  But I\'d have to send my kid off to Dubai to fuck the little rapist.  I can\'t afford the investment.
Title: another dude...
Post by: CHIZZY on March 27, 2006, 11:52:02 AM
I\'ll trade ya straight up....Kyoko\'s due Aug 14.....
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Post by: Soul Reaver on March 27, 2006, 11:55:19 AM
A son means you have another person who will continue on your family name though. That\'s always cool.

Also, name him something badass. You don\'t want him to have a girly name compared to Logan.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 27, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
Call him Sirius. :p
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 27, 2006, 11:59:57 AM
Leon.... like from blade runner. Plus, he\'ll be a Leo, I think....
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 27, 2006, 12:18:55 PM
Brutus! That\'s a badass name! better hope he doesn\'t grow up like Whimpy. ;)
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Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 12:34:42 PM
funny thing is when we were leaving, the tech said, "Bye Dillan" to Logan.

We then proceeded to tell her that his name was Logan, but thanks for the name idea.

Fuck..  I can\'t beleive we have to think of a name again.  I think Dillan was one we were toying with long ago when we settled on Logan.  But we\'d spell it a faggy way of course.

Chizzy, your\'s is a girl?  I was thinking you were having a boy...

And Kyoko will be late...  We may spit kids out on the same day.  You still coming down in November?
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Post by: Coredweller on March 27, 2006, 12:50:02 PM
Please don\'t use one of those goddamn gay-ass clone names like Tyler or Jeremy or Joshua or Brandon or DYLAN.
 
You should pick something cool and unusual like Boris or Perseus or Mercutio.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 27, 2006, 01:04:06 PM
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Please don\'t use one of those goddamn gay-ass clone names like Tyler or Jeremy or Joshua or Brandon or DYLAN.

So glad my name is a goddamn gay-ass clone. Thanks a lot, bud.


I\'ll trade you two girls for two boys, Vid!

:D

As for boy names, if we had a boy we had picked out Cohen / Coen (She wanted the first way, I prefer the second) Keith, middle name (Keith) is mine and my fathers.

Oh and two boys mean one thing - you didn\'t go deep enough to knock the balls off.
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Post by: Coredweller on March 27, 2006, 01:11:37 PM
Jeremy might still be cool because of the Pearl Jam song, so if that\'s your name, then you\'re off the hook.  The others stand though.  :)  
 
Any one of them might have been cool if 1/2 a million other parents didn\'t have the same idea.  That\'s the easiest way to make sure the name is cool.  Make it unusual.
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Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 01:14:38 PM
Well I like it anyway.  It\'s either go trendy and use a name like dylan or go normal and name him mike.  I\'ll take dylan any day.
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Post by: theomen on March 27, 2006, 01:15:49 PM
how about Sampson!  Or maybe Tyron, when you here that name you know your gonna get fucked in the ass.
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Post by: Viper_Fujax on March 27, 2006, 01:51:30 PM
word of advice since everyone is popping out babies..and even if guys like vid have another kid and are desperate to find a name..NEVER name ur kid after yourself. My dad has the same name and its a pain in the ass. Simple stuff like if someone calls out your name, phone calls, and i never know whether to put Jr. when i sign stuff like for my bank account..and theres never a place ur supposed to put something like Jr.

Id probably name my kid Maximus Decimus Meridius..the guy sounded bad ass when he said his name in Gladiator.
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Post by: Evi on March 27, 2006, 02:18:45 PM
Quote from: Coredweller
Please don\'t use one of those goddamn gay-ass clone names like Tyler or Jeremy or Joshua or Brandon or DYLAN.
 
You should pick something cool and unusual like Boris or Perseus or Mercutio.
Fuck you.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 27, 2006, 02:20:02 PM
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Jeremy might still be cool because of the Pearl Jam song, so if that\'s your name, then you\'re off the hook. The others stand though.

Any one of them might have been cool if 1/2 a million other parents didn\'t have the same idea. That\'s the easiest way to make sure the name is cool. Make it unusual.

Brandon - to my credit, it wasn\'t the most popular name in the 80\'s.
Evi\'s first name does suck tho\' - whatever it may be.
:D
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Post by: Evi on March 27, 2006, 02:21:16 PM
My first name is Brandon...and I was given that name for the same reason. I haven\'t met very many people with this name.
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Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 02:23:45 PM
I don\'t know any Brandons.



























Any Brandons that don\'t suck dick!!!


ba dum bum pish....
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Post by: Evi on March 27, 2006, 02:24:45 PM
I like how LIC was trying to make fun of me when we have the same f^ing name.

@ vid: I think you added too many sound effects in there, guy. Unless your drum set is retarded.
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 27, 2006, 03:01:30 PM
Quote from: Evi
I like how LIC was trying to make fun of me when we have the same f^ing name.

@ vid: I think you added too many sound effects in there, guy. Unless your drum set is retarded.


I had a feeling that was gonna happen........
:(
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Post by: Evi on March 27, 2006, 03:06:50 PM
LOL. Don\'t worry about it, man.
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Post by: Coredweller on March 27, 2006, 03:25:59 PM
I suspect most the the hordes of Brandons out there are about half your age.  You were a little ahead of the curve, but the name is now definitely played out.  You can thank Jason Priestly for the Brandon craze of the early 90\'s.
 
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Post by: Evi on March 27, 2006, 03:29:16 PM
Yeah...that bastard!!

What\'s YOUR name Core? Pffft.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 27, 2006, 04:23:08 PM
Quote from: videoholic
funny thing is when we were leaving, the tech said, "Bye Dillan" to Logan.

We then proceeded to tell her that his name was Logan, but thanks for the name idea.

Fuck..  I can\'t beleive we have to think of a name again.  I think Dillan was one we were toying with long ago when we settled on Logan.  But we\'d spell it a faggy way of course.

Chizzy, your\'s is a girl?  I was thinking you were having a boy...

And Kyoko will be late...  We may spit kids out on the same day.  You still coming down in November?

Yeah...I\'ve seen enough cooters to know one, even on a sonogram. Kyoko had a gut feeling she was having a boy...wrong!

 November may not happen, as Kyoko\'s grandma has just been diagnosed with liver & pancreatic cancer, they\'re giving her like 8 months :(. That\'s who has thanksgiving in St. Pete. And with a new house to fill up with furniture, and a baby, I may have to wait until next spring to take a vacation... that would not be so bad, \'cos then the babies will be a little older.

BTW, naming boys Kyle makes them smart. ;)
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Post by: videoholic on March 27, 2006, 06:43:10 PM
That\'s fine.  I have a very busy november anyway.  Although I have a busy spring too.  You better come when I can get off.  (No pun intended)
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 27, 2006, 08:31:32 PM
Quote from: Coredweller
I suspect most the the hordes of Brandons out there are about half your age.  You were a little ahead of the curve, but the name is now definitely played out.  You can thank Jason Priestly for the Brandon craze of the early 90\'s.
 
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I know growing up I didn\'t know anyone with the same name as me, but now\'a\'days it seems like there every other little fucker is named Brandon.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 28, 2006, 05:08:40 AM
I was teasing my wife\'s cousin for naming her son Julien. :laughing:

"Where\'s Julie?"

They\'re so pissed at me when I say that!
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Post by: Samwise on March 28, 2006, 05:47:47 AM
Congrats Vid! We all know that men > women! [insert ghey joke here}
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Post by: clips on March 28, 2006, 08:05:20 AM
give him a strong name like "MUFASAH" or "TIVONTE"...;)....CONGRATS  Vid...now logan will have a partner in crime..:)
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 28, 2006, 09:54:44 AM
What about Tyrone or Mike-Jones! :D
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 28, 2006, 11:14:41 AM
Another penis in vid\'s house. :thumb:
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Post by: Jumpman on March 28, 2006, 01:50:07 PM
Tyrone is for black people.
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Post by: Luke on March 28, 2006, 02:04:50 PM
I always wanted a brother... never got one.

Get ready for some awesome fights in like 6 or 7 years.
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Post by: videoholic on March 28, 2006, 02:37:18 PM
Logan\'s best friend has a baby sister nammed trevor...

Yep..

A SISTER named Trevor...

Maximus Prime is my vote.
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Post by: Coredweller on March 28, 2006, 03:02:57 PM
I just found the PERFECT name:
 
SPYDER
 
Seriously.  You would have chicks tripping over each other to talk to you if your name was Spyder.  
 
http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_086224625.html (http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_086224625.html)
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Post by: Titan on March 28, 2006, 03:04:44 PM
There are actually boys named Espn (pronounced Espin). Guess where that name came from. No joke either. I heard it on the news one night.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on March 29, 2006, 12:19:17 AM
Call him Hogan, the you will have Logan and Hogan brother!!!!
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Post by: Samwise on March 29, 2006, 02:16:34 AM
Quote from: Luke
I always wanted a brother... never got one.
I want a brother too... COME HERE CLIPS! :op: ;)
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Post by: videoholic on March 29, 2006, 05:22:21 AM
Quote from: Kurt Angle
Call him Hogan, the you will have Logan and Hogan brother!!!!



Nothing I hate more than geeky parents who name their kids all with the same first letter, rhyme, dress the same, etc. etc.....

:gfight:
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 29, 2006, 06:17:57 AM
if ours was a boy, my vote was for Ian Swervedriver....now it\'s Mila Yoshimi.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 29, 2006, 06:33:21 AM
Quote from: Jumpman
Tyrone is for black people.


Vid doesn\'t know it....but his baby is half black. ;)
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Post by: Titan on March 29, 2006, 08:19:00 AM
Vid you should name your kid Chris......no, that\'s not my name :shy: Actually it is but its a kickass name :)

If I had a boy, I would love to name him Marcus after Marcus Aurelius, probably the greatest Roman Emperor and a great thinker. His quotes from his writing is pretty good. I quoted him as my senior quote in high school. "It is not death that a man should fear but should fear never beginning to live". If I find out what book he wrote, I\'m gonna pick it up. He was also the one smothered by his son in Gladiator. That didn\'t actually happen. He died of natural causes but his son Comodus was actually historically insane and did fight in gladitorial combat.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 29, 2006, 08:31:42 AM
Give him a unisex name like :

Adrien
Julien
Cecil
Carol
Leslie

Hell...pick a unisex name from here!

http://www.cool-baby-names.com/search-categories-unisex.htm
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Post by: clips on March 29, 2006, 08:46:06 AM
y\'know do people change their names as they get older?(like when they\'re like 45 - 50 yrs old)...i believe that they do...a person that was named joey might cut it to joe,...michael turns into mike,...brandon turns into..well uhm...hmmm..brrr..uh..i\'ll come back to that....that reminds me what about all of my ghetto fab chicken heads from the projects?..shanikqua, tameika,..mercedes,.aLEXUS,...alize,..sex on the beach?..:eek:..yo, i don\'t even wanna think about what that would turn into...:p
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 29, 2006, 08:51:14 AM
Tyrone turns into Ray-ray?
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Post by: Evi on March 29, 2006, 09:57:48 AM
How about Tyrone Shoelaces?
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 29, 2006, 10:19:24 AM
Maleek! That name\'s got soul!
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Post by: Evi on March 29, 2006, 10:23:04 AM
How about Shawndrella?
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 29, 2006, 12:18:18 PM
LeMon\'gelo...or OrAn\'gelo

I know a lady who worked in the baby ward who had to talk a Sistah out of naming her baby Placenta.....true story.
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Post by: Evi on March 29, 2006, 12:29:11 PM
She should\'ve just named her embryonic fluid sac.
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 29, 2006, 12:32:20 PM
Quote from: CHIZZY
LeMon\'gelo...or OrAn\'gelo

I know a lady who worked in the baby ward who had to talk a Sistah out of naming her baby Placenta.....true story.




What about that football player....Simian Rice?

Simian means monkey. BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Evi on March 29, 2006, 12:34:01 PM
Monkey rice?
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Post by: Titan on March 29, 2006, 01:27:55 PM
I like rice :shy:
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Post by: clips on March 30, 2006, 12:34:50 AM
condolezza rice?...
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on March 30, 2006, 12:51:16 AM
Aiden.
Best boy name for uh, a wussy boy.
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Post by: Evi on March 30, 2006, 12:58:04 AM
Boomhower...or Starbuck!!
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Post by: videoholic on March 30, 2006, 04:23:13 AM
Quote from: CHIZZY
LeMon\'gelo...or OrAn\'gelo

I know a lady who worked in the baby ward who had to talk a Sistah out of naming her baby Placenta.....true story.



gal in my old girl friend\'s work named her kid Female.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 30, 2006, 04:57:27 AM
working in the scrap gold business, I see a ton of "ghetto" jewelry with names on it... some of my faves were:

Deshawndrella

and LashaeQ\'won...imagine 6" hoop earrings with those names spelled out across them....Ghetto Fab!
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Post by: GmanJoe on March 30, 2006, 05:08:11 AM
Vid, name yer kid "Mafia" so all the homies will look up to him.
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Post by: (e) on March 30, 2006, 10:09:50 AM
You should name him Falkor.

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Post by: videoholic on March 30, 2006, 03:15:53 PM
So Monday night my wife asks me if I noticed the baby\'s feet and if he had any.  I told her yes, the baby has legs and feet.  I guess she didn\'t see them.

She actually called the hospital yesterday to see if our baby has legs.




I think my wife is a loon.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 30, 2006, 06:26:40 PM
wow...kyoko\'s been a little nutty, but not that nutty.

like, just tonight we were at a pet store, and they had a young African Gray parrot. She was freakin\' sweet. Talking and shit. I said "I love her, I\'m gonna buy her...." ($1500+cage) she said "cool, Let\'s do it"....Now, here we are haggling over getting the previous owners of our house to install a new furnace (that\'s the thing that heats your house, Vid) and she\'s gung-ho on a parrot. weirdo. I was only kidding. I liked the bird, but she\'s the same price as a new furnace.
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Post by: CHIZZY on March 30, 2006, 06:31:57 PM
say hello to my little alien spawn
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Post by: videoholic on March 30, 2006, 06:57:34 PM
Yeah, and if you light an african grey on fire it only keeps you warm for what, 3 minutes tops?