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Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Unicron! on May 16, 2006, 10:24:54 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12811800/
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LARNACA, Cyprus - Costas Kyriakou is promising Cypriot voters Utopia and that means sex.

A colorful candidate among a sea of suited businessmen and lawyers, Kyriakou says he is offering voters an alternative in the island’s May 21 parliamentary elections.

“My new order will give people ... lots of love for all,” he says.

Ok this guy is funny.

He even paid to participate in our last presidential elections. Well he lost....by difference. He later complained that he is the legally elected president and that he lost because they cooked the votes

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fekloges.politis-news.com%2Fphotos2005%2Fcostas_kyriakou_outopos.jpg&hash=33b4d34cc488c7da6b09cbc9a5a7694a6fa91371)

He is a hippie looking guy and he always wears a bandana. As one of his plans he wants to destroy our capital and build a square town in its place. Half days of the week he wants people to go to the countryside and the other half spend it in the town.



He got the idea from John\'s Revelations.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: (e) on May 16, 2006, 03:24:16 PM
And I thought our politicians were stupid...

I guess it goes with the territory.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Viper_Fujax on May 16, 2006, 03:39:54 PM
hippe? looks more like a ninja.

THIS is a hippie http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_david2/hippie.jpg
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Evi on May 16, 2006, 03:49:51 PM
What\'s a canditade?
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Jumpman on May 16, 2006, 04:02:57 PM
I think he meant candidate MORON.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Evi on May 16, 2006, 04:36:25 PM
Your sarcasm detector is off, DOUCHE.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Viper_Fujax on May 16, 2006, 04:45:40 PM
vintage evi post
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Phil on May 16, 2006, 06:32:21 PM
That reminds me, I haven\'t been a asshole to evi lately.

Hey evi, you\'re RETARDED.

phew that felt better.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Titan on May 16, 2006, 06:50:04 PM
Evi=teh ghey :gfight:
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Unicron! on May 17, 2006, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: (e)
And I thought our politicians were stupid...

I guess it goes with the territory.


Well he hasnt become a politician yet :p

When he tried to enter the presidential elections, they tried to throw him out. They picked him up and threw him out almost literally. But then they let him participate because we are supposed to be in a democracy and so they did him the favour
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Titan on May 17, 2006, 12:59:35 PM
Someone just assassinate him and end it already.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Jumpman on May 17, 2006, 01:25:36 PM
Quote from: Evi
Your sarcasm detector is off, DOUCHE.

No your\'s is, BALLSUCKER.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Evi on May 18, 2006, 12:25:27 AM
Quote from: Jumpman
No your\'s is, BALLSUCKER.
You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put an apostrophe in the word "yours". That reaches a new level of douche-ism.


Quote from: Phil
That reminds me, I haven\'t been a asshole to evi lately.

Hey evi, you\'re RETARDED.

phew that felt better.
I was wondering what was up with you lately. Glad you\'re back to your old self. :thumb:
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Titan on May 18, 2006, 05:51:14 PM
Quote from: Evi
You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put an apostrophe in the word "yours". That reaches a new level of douche-ism.


You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put a hyphen in the word "douche-ism".....which isn\'t even a word or gramatically correct anyway. It should be douchism. That reaches a new level of douchism.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: CHIZZY on May 18, 2006, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: Unicron!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12811800/

Ok this guy is funny.

He even paid to participate in our last presidential elections. Well he lost....by difference. He later complained that he is the legally elected president and that he lost because they cooked the votes

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fekloges.politis-news.com%2Fphotos2005%2Fcostas_kyriakou_outopos.jpg&hash=33b4d34cc488c7da6b09cbc9a5a7694a6fa91371)

He is a hippie looking guy and he always wears a bandana. As one of his plans he wants to destroy our capital and build a square town in its place. Half days of the week he wants people to go to the countryside and the other half spend it in the town.





He got the idea from John\'s Revelations.

that sounds plauslible... in a small country, you could actually pull off everything he was talking about.


I\'m setting up a comune in my new backyard.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: THX on May 18, 2006, 08:13:04 PM
Quote from: Titan
You\'re the first person I\'ve ever seen to put a hyphen in the word "douche-ism".....which isn\'t even a word or gramatically correct anyway. It should be douchism. That reaches a new level of douchism.

lmao i wub u fags :gfight:
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Unicron! on May 18, 2006, 10:08:27 PM
Quote from: CHIZZY
that sounds plauslible... in a small country, you could actually pull off everything he was talking about.


I\'m setting up a comune in my new backyard.



In a small empty country yes.
Title: Cypriot Utopian canditade
Post by: Luke on May 19, 2006, 05:35:40 PM
Quote from: CHIZZY
that sounds plauslible... in a small country, you could actually pull off everything he was talking about.


I\'m setting up a comune in my new backyard.


ILL BE THERE!