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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Cerberus on May 23, 2006, 01:21:04 AM

Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Cerberus on May 23, 2006, 01:21:04 AM: ......Fucking amateur, the real talent is on this side of the atlantic, in the form of.....

DJ Devvo (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6937861398276200744&q)

This guy has it all, talent, the look, the gift of the gab, and an abundance of charisma.

Couple all those credentials to the fact he\'s from doncaster, and he has all the criteria needed to go straight to the top.

:)
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Paul2 on May 23, 2006, 01:47:18 AM: ...zzzzzzzzzzzz....
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Evi on May 23, 2006, 01:54:29 AM: WTF is wrong with that guy?
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Knotter8 on May 23, 2006, 03:36:33 AM: that accent + trying to rap = rofl

\'fookin\' x billions of times

hahahah
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Kurt Angle on May 23, 2006, 09:23:27 AM: I believe that\'s what we call a Chav :laughing:

I talk like him too :eek:
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Cerberus on May 23, 2006, 10:25:41 AM: Quote from: Kurt Angle
I believe that\'s what we call a Chav :laughing:

I talk like him too :eek:

I had a felling you might, I was going to mention that.
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Luke on May 23, 2006, 02:37:12 PM: Sorry... That guy rules.
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Jumpman on May 23, 2006, 02:48:08 PM: im on crack WAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on May 25, 2006, 06:52:55 AM: That can\'t be real. If it is, umm ok. Whatever works for you.
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on May 25, 2006, 07:42:37 AM: lol, neds are great

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Cerberus on May 25, 2006, 11:46:04 AM: Quote from: §ôµÏG®ïñD
That can\'t be real. If it is, umm ok. Whatever works for you.

I reckon it\'s real, but in an Ali G sort of way. He\'s definately a chav alright, but I think he plays it up.
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: THX on May 25, 2006, 03:30:05 PM: I love the English accent but it sounds ehhhh.... odd in the hip-hop world
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: Cerberus on May 25, 2006, 03:35:58 PM: that\'s the thing about the english accent, it can change within a few miles. I live about 5 miles away from salford, and where I live, our accent is different from theirs.

Everyone in america thinks we all walk around talking like hugh grant, all "how now brown cow" and shit.
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Post by: Luke on May 25, 2006, 04:35:38 PM: I love you English fuckers.
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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on May 25, 2006, 05:42:04 PM: what about us Scots?
Title: Johnny Crack??....
Post by: CHIZZY on May 25, 2006, 06:10:15 PM: I love all you teabag fuckers. BTW, the Mancunian accent is second only to the Scots.

Speaking of Scots, my favorite uncle died this week, and today at his funeral, I held it together pretty well until the bagpipes started. Then I got snot-flying drunk.

but seriously, chavs are even more retarded than wiggers.
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Post by: Luke on May 25, 2006, 06:11:17 PM: Your cool too.

I wish I had an accent.

Watching the lost season finale last night my lady and I decided I should just fake one from now on.

That dominic monahan guy... hes german and moved to england.... I want that accent.

The ladys here would go BONKERS for it.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on May 26, 2006, 09:29:34 AM: Quote from: Cerberus
that\'s the thing about the english accent, it can change within a few miles. I live about 5 miles away from salford, and where I live, our accent is different from theirs.

Everyone in america thinks we all walk around talking like hugh grant, all "how now brown cow" and shit.

Don\'t forget the "awight guvner" cockney stereotypes also. ;)
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Post by: THX on May 26, 2006, 01:46:30 PM: Ello guvnah, I\'ll sweep ya chimney, I will, I will.

Then aftawuds we\'ll go for a spot \'uh tea and watch chi-ey chi-ey bang bang on the \'ol telly.

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Why do 100% of you talk that way, trying to be cool or something?
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Post by: clips on May 26, 2006, 09:14:30 PM: Quote from: Cerberus
Everyone in america thinks we all walk around talking like hugh grant, all "how now brown cow" and shit.

heh heh i\'m guilty of that one...i\'m also guilty of the ol\' spot of tea...:D
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Post by: Cerberus on May 27, 2006, 02:50:23 AM: Quote from: Kurt Angle
Don\'t forget the "awight guvner" cockney stereotypes also. ;)

yeah, that one as well, as demonstrated so often in the simpsons.