PSX5Central

Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Soul Reaver on May 31, 2006, 07:31:24 PM

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 31, 2006, 07:31:24 PM

http://www.fox9.com/news/investigators/story.asp?1653685

Apparently some kid got charged with a felony for looking at porn on his PSP using his school\'s WiFi. The language of the article is absolutely ridiculous though.

Quote

You know the electronic games, the ones that seem to be in the hands of just about every kid. Those devices do more than play hockey or race cars.

Jeff Harris brought his new portable gaming device to school and then he pulled a stunt that got him grounded for a month, as well as an in-school suspension.

What mom thought was just a game is actually a very sophisticated piece of electronics that a clever kid can use to capture pornographic images out of thin air. In the school\'s library, Jeff was eager to show his friends his new Sony Play Station Portable, or PSP. On a dare, Jeff showed his pals how the PSP could magically display images of naked women.

Oh shit, I found some porn. I am a wizard.

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Evi on May 31, 2006, 07:38:33 PM

Quote

You know the electronic games, the ones that seem to be in the hands of just about every kid.

I\'m still waiting for the question mark.

Quote

Oh shit, I found some porn. I am a wizard.

Yeah...like you said..."magic".

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Phil on May 31, 2006, 07:40:39 PM

I want to cast... magic missile










.....it felt appropriate

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 31, 2006, 07:44:18 PM

I actually watched this news report on the TV last week.  It was hysterical.  Their bit before the segment they just keep looping this kid in the story saying "NAKED GIRLS EVERYWHERE" while putting it up on the screen in big bold letters.  It was god damn hysterical.

Though it is Fox news.

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: JBean on May 31, 2006, 08:15:12 PM

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tinaja.com%2Fimages%2Fbargs%2Fengrish.jpg&hash=10b299846fe3af7bb720ff754bad8f68881aede8)

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Titan on May 31, 2006, 08:32:44 PM

Smart kid. I didn\'t think it was a felony to watch porn on a PSP in school. Trouble with the school is merited but charged as a felony?

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Unicron! on May 31, 2006, 09:05:58 PM

Quote from: Default

I actually watched this news report on the TV last week.  It was hysterical.  Their bit before the segment they just keep looping this kid in the story saying "NAKED GIRLS EVERYWHERE" while putting it up on the screen in big bold letters.  It was god damn hysterical.

Though it is Fox news.

Thus informing all the other kids that didnt know, that their PSP can show them porn and so they will try it out :laughing:

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Soul Reaver on May 31, 2006, 09:20:51 PM

I have to wonder what sort of journalist would write an article about accessing pornography with a handheld gaming device, and only describe the technological procedure behind it as "magical."

Actually, no, I don\'t. A shitty one.

Title: Porn on PSP=Magic
Post by: Titan on May 31, 2006, 10:16:38 PM

Quote from: Unicron!

Thus informing all the other kids that didnt know, that their PSP can show them porn and so they will try it out :laughing:

Didn\'t you hear? The news and porn industry are in cahoots.