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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => General PlayStation Discussion => Topic started by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on July 24, 2006, 04:08:30 AM
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hurry
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bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, hash browns, toast, OJ
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umm... i\'ve always drank a lot of water before going to bed... works everytime
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Drink a bottle of gatorade or powerade before going to bed. No hang over next day. Or you can drink 1 class of water per every alcohol drink u have, which is pretty retarded, but also works.
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i just went back to sleep after taking 2 asprin haha, woke up this morning in my mates parents bedroom. They have a stuffed sheep in there, it was much funnier to us before falling into the bed, but waking up with it stairing at us was just a bit scary haha
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This always worked for me but I\'m usually too drunk to even try before passing out. Water. A lot of water before going to sleep. But if I don\'t, I get really hung over the next day depending how much I drank. Then I take tylenol the next day then go back to sleep for an hour or so. Then I\'m usually fine.
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umm... i\'ve always drank a lot of water before going to bed... works everytime
i agree here...water will detox that alcohol in your body...scrambled eggs racer?..you want this cat to throw up?
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Better yet, don\'t be an idiot and get drunk.
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I don\'t think there is a "real" cure for hangovers. Just time and alot of water.
I tried this stuff called "noHang" or something from the grocery market...didn\'t work.
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Better yet, don\'t be an idiot and get drunk.
Sub Ether Wave to LIC\'s 4th dimensional alternate universe:
Here in our universe, not everyone who occasionally gets drunk is an idiot.
BTW, another way to mitigate hangovers is by drinking quality spirits. I agree with the need for hydration.
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Better yet, don\'t be an idiot and get drunk.
exactly! get drunk so you won\'t feel your hangover :) I don\'t know about the not being an idiot part though ;)
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Sub Ether Wave to LIC\'s 4th dimensional alternate universe:
Here in our universe, not everyone who occasionally gets drunk is an idiot.
BTW, another way to mitigate hangovers is by drinking quality spirits. I agree with the need for hydration.
Getting drunk is stupid, no matter how you look at it. Drink in moderation, avoid getting drunk. That is smart. Drinking so much that you lose control and are drunk, is stupid. It is that simple.
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Getting drunk is stupid, no matter how you look at it. Drink in moderation, avoid getting drunk. That is smart. Drinking so much that you lose control and are drunk, is stupid. It is that simple.
That\'s like.... Your opinion, man.
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My opinion is right, well, unless you\'re a drunk.
;)
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meh, personally i dont enjoy the taste of alcohol, id rather have a coke than a vodka and coke tbh, i hate beer so i dont drink it or any other "sociable" drinks really which probably isnt good. Life just seems more fun when ur wasted, not every day tho that it just stupid, but every now and again its a good laugh.
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Just smoke weed. God people.
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I am really good at knowing when to stop drinking. I get juuuuuust drunk enough to realy enjoy myself, but not drunk enough to have any after-effects the next day.
1 coolness point to the Lewbowski reference.
Also, 2 years ago LIC thought relationships with girls were for losers... So by my estimation he should be an alchoholic in a year or so. :)
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LIC has a pole up his arse. What else is new? I\'ve been really drunk a few times, most of the time i have a set amount of drinks to have (because i drive) so i don\'t go over board. When i\'m not driving i tend not to count drinks. I just drink as i feel like it. I\'ll normally start feeling sick before drunk. So i stop drinking, execpt those few times ;)
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More alcohol.
Someone I used to know claimed cold leftover kebab meat from the night before works as well.
Never tried it myself though.
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This thread makes me want to get ripping wasted. Make up for all that beer some of us aren\'t drinking.
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just man up
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Beer gives me the WORST hangovers. Specially cheap beer. Corona does the same though. As of now, my favorite beer is Carta Blanca...it\'s really good.
I don\'t drink too much if I have to drive...but if it is there and it is free...I will get wasted.
But the best solution is to drink good alcohol. Not cheap 15 dollar crap.
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I am really good at knowing when to stop drinking. I get juuuuuust drunk enough to realy enjoy myself, but not drunk enough to have any after-effects the next day.
1 coolness point to the Lewbowski reference.
Also, 2 years ago LIC thought relationships with girls were for losers... So by my estimation he should be an alchoholic in a year or so. :)
Don\'t bet on it. I can\'t stand drunk people. Nothing pisses me off worse than being around someone drunk.
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Don\'t bet on it. I can\'t stand drunk people. Nothing pisses me off worse than being around someone drunk.
man you\'re square.. i mean, come the fuck on.
I\'m sure you\'ve got loads of mates :rolleyes:
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A hangover is your brain shrinking a bit in size from dehyrdation and pulling from your skull. Drink some fucking Gatorade before you go to bed to replenish the fucked up electrolytes from drinking, as others have suggested.
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where do you buy fucking gatorade? must be intense
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It\'s like a new extreme version with 400 times the normal amount of sugar. It\'s guaranteed to put you into cardiac arrest. But it sure does help with hangovers.
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man you\'re square.. i mean, come the fuck on.
I\'m sure you\'ve got loads of mates :rolleyes:
Yes, because we all know you have to get drunk to be cool and have fun.
Right..........
Idiot.
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no, you don\'t have to be drunk to have fun. My point is, for your simple little mind. WTF would hang around a person that can\'t stand to hang his mates if they (god forbid) get drunk. Partys must be a laugh and minute at your place. All your mates come around, not drink much because your to good for them if they do get drunk. I can see the invites now "come to my party, but don\'t drink to much. Cause your stupid if you do" Sounds fun. :thumb:
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no, you don\'t have to be drunk to have fun. My point is, for your simple little mind. WTF would hang around a person that can\'t stand to hang his mates if they (god forbid) get drunk. Partys must be a laugh and minute at your place. All your mates come around, not drink much because your to good for them if they do get drunk. I can see the invites now "come to my party, but don\'t drink to much. Cause your stupid if you do" Sounds fun. :thumb:
I don\'t party and I don\'t see why you are obsessed with it. Why can\'t people simply hang out without it being a "party" and not getting drunk? You act like getting drunk is something that must happen to have fun. Then again, I wouldn\'t invite anyone over if I thought they was going to get drunk. I don\'t smoke or drink and I don\'t care to hang out with people who do.
On the off chance someone did get drunk at my house, I\'d have them sleep outside or drive them home. I have no need for a drunk. I don\'t drink and I don\'t want anyone drunk at my place. It\'s idiotic to cut loose so much that you lose control and get sick the next day. It shows that you have zero self control and don\'t know what drinking in moderation is.
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Oh noes!!1 Losing teh inhibizions!!
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Oh noes!!1 Losing teh inhibizions!!
That\'s how rapist and murderers are formed.
Drinkin.
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Have you ever been drunk LIC? Answer honestly.
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Oh man..
Getting drunk (on occasions that is) can be some of the most fun you\'ve ever had in your life.
The weird thing is (and you obviously won\'t get it LICky or care to get it, but..) losing your inhibitions in inherently fun. It allows you to find humour in more things, and enjoy life (for that time) even more than usual.
Of course, there\'s the flip side of this where people become irascible and violent. And some people are just like this. I\'ve known more than a fair share of people who are totally against getting drunk at all purely because of their childhood experiences with parents/relatives being alcoholics. However, there is a massive gulf between getting drunk occasionally in a party atmosphere, and being an alcoholic.
Yes, it is more than possible to have fun without getting drunk. Irrespective of this, I can honestly say that the most fun I\'ve ever had in my life has been in a party atmosphere while under the influence. The shenanigans and non-stop laughter is intense. And then the capper: reminiscing about it the next day. Laughing at ones own idiocy, and the idiocy of others is something that everyone should be able to enjoy. And if you can\'t enjoy it, then you take yourself, and life too seriously.
Here\'s a copy n\' paste from a post of mine at another forums:
Here\'s a lesson in how to pick up girls:
Last night I went to a going-away party for a friend at the Vic. Needless to say I got far too drunk for my own good. After a few hours excessive drinking, shameless ogling and unbridled buffoonery our group made it\'s way over to another room. Ahhh, the karaoke bar!
A couple of my friends were already up on the stage singing away to a sentimental favourite when I decided that the best thing to do would be to stumble up on stage and grace the crowd with my own personalised rendition of Throw Your Arms Around Me with them. I stood up on stage, flung my jacket into the crowd (at some friends I knew) and started performing what would most adequately be described as a fusion of breakdancing and the waltz. I seized one of the microphones and pretty much took over the performance combining the lyrics to many songs, and even those that were taken from the Hunters and Collector\'s classic were probably incorrect.
After a good deal of faux-stripping and entirely too agressive hip-thrusting, the song was over. I retrieved my jacket still clamering to the microphone, and pronounced; "Ladies, I\'ll be here all night if you feel like sucking some dick!" and left the stage.
Anyways, my first foray into the world of karaoke was wildly successful, so I decided to tackle a song by myself. Went through the song list, and found the little doozy I wanted. Wrote down the song, and my name and waited. He put it at the bottom of the pile, but I wasn\'t going anywhere.
After sitting through many many songs I finally heard what I was waiting for. That unmistakable drum beat inro to Always by Bon Jovi. I went to take my stage, only to have the organiser of the karaoke stop me and anounce; "I\'ll be singing this one, mate."
I was livid.
To cut a short story even shorter, during the lulls of the song all that could be heard over the din of the crowd was my expostulating; "SHOULDN\'T YOU BE FELLATING A THREE YEAR OLD YOU COCKHEADED MOTHER FUCKER!?" and phrases to that general effect.
The next day, I laughed my ass off just thinking about this. And it was no where near up there with greatest ever drinking experiences. I could list them all night.
Again though, on the reverse side of this, some of the most humilating experiences I\'ve ever had have been while I was drunk. This, however, is in the vast minority.
LICky, you come drinking with me some time. I guarantee you\'ll have the time of your life. That\'s a guarantee, too. :)
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Have you ever been drunk LIC? Answer honestly.
Twice and it was the most pointless thing I ever done. Right up there we getting high, actually.
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Then your friends are dorks. :P
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Twice and it was the most pointless thing I ever done. Right up there we getting high, actually.
I think you probably have some other issues or experiences related to alcohol consumption that turned you off to the idea. At the very least, you haven\'t had a good experience YET, which is quite common. Drinking is a skill must be developed. Until you know the correct quantity and speed to drink in order to reach the ideal state of intoxication, you likely won\'t enjoy the experience. It\'s possible that you haven\'t even experienced every level of intoxication yet, so you don\'t know all the enjoyable parts or the annoying parts. It\'s one of many life experiences that\'s worth learning about.
Whatever man. It\'s ok for you to choose not to drink, but you shouldn\'t call others "stupid" or "idiots" for drinking. That\'s bullshit, and it displays your ignorance on the subject.
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That being said, if you\'re with the right crowd of people (particularly those who are experienced with drinking) you really shouldn\'t even have to worry about how much you\'ve had to drink. Once you get to a certain level responsible friends should realize that you\'re approaching the limit where fun and light-hearted behavious turns into manic behaviour. Which you would obviously tell them is where you want to stop. And you\'ll be confined to the good ol\' H20 for the rest of the night.
The next step after that is becoming oblivious of yourself and others and just becoming cantankerous.
In the right crowd of people, there\'s really no reason why drinking shouldn\'t enhance an evening of socialising. Increased ability to laugh, to talk to pretty ladies and even random strangers, dancing, etc. etc. It\'s all good. :)
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Yay I turned 21 last thursday
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If you stray off-topic one more time, you\'re going on the ignore list!
Asshole.
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I think you probably have some other issues or experiences related to alcohol consumption that turned you off to the idea. At the very least, you haven\'t had a good experience YET, which is quite common. Drinking is a skill must be developed. Until you know the correct quantity and speed to drink in order to reach the ideal state of intoxication, you likely won\'t enjoy the experience. It\'s possible that you haven\'t even experienced every level of intoxication yet, so you don\'t know all the enjoyable parts or the annoying parts. It\'s one of many life experiences that\'s worth learning about.
Whatever man. It\'s ok for you to choose not to drink, but you shouldn\'t call others "stupid" or "idiots" for drinking. That\'s bullshit, and it displays your ignorance on the subject.
So, drinking is a skill developed now? Whatever you say to justify your not being able to do something in moderation. Now that is bullshit.
Drinking is not some life experience to learn about. It is nothing more than people not knowing moderation and losing control. If you want to do that, fine, but don\'t try and make it something more or try to justify it.
With that said, if you want to be an idiot, more power to ya\'!
:)
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I didn\'t read the whole thread in detail but maybe your idea of drunk is different than his.
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http://lic.youaremighty.com/
There. Now nothing else needs to be said.
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http://lic.youaremighty.com/
There. Now nothing else needs to be said.
:lmao:
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Seriously man.
Me and my lady will sit back on the porch on a friday night, have a few glasses of wine together and laugh the night away.
And were idiots for that?
Don\'t be so judgmental.
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So, drinking is a skill developed now? Whatever you say to justify your not being able to do something in moderation. Now that is bullshit.
Drinking is not some life experience to learn about. It is nothing more than people not knowing moderation and losing control. If you want to do that, fine, but don\'t try and make it something more or try to justify it.
With that said, if you want to be an idiot, more power to ya\'!
:)
OK LIC, let\'s be clear here. I\'m 39 years old and I\'ve sampled beer, wine, cocktails and spirits in every corner of North America and Europe.
...Yet somehow you think you know more about it than I do. In addition, you think you know me, and that I cannot drink in moderation. That proves unequivocably that you are ignorant and didn\'t understand my post. You\'ll never understand it until you gain more life experience and realize that there are some worthwhile experiences in this world that your rigid beliefs didn\'t permit you to consider. Go read a Hunter S. Thompson book.
Judging others and proclaiming your superiority over people who partake of perfectly legal vices will turn you into a narrow minded prick. That\'s a warning, not a judgement. You should turn back now before it\'s too late.
And your little smiley doesn\'t mean jack shit. Go back to watching Wonder Friends Unlimited, or whatever the fuck you do on a Saturday night.
Welcome to my ignore list, Churchlady.
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If you are having fun it is just too hard to keep track of how many drinks you are having. I\'ve never had a hangover...other than three times...so I guess I shouldn\'t say never...ANYWAYS
I don\'t regret it. The first time I got wasted was actually the first time I have ever taken more than a drink of alcohol. It was my first week of college and I played quarters with a guy who is now one of my good friends...it was disastrous. I sucked at quarters to put it in the least...
It was an awsome night. Good times. I think that there are BAD drunks like the ones that are always trying to fight or act TOO stupid. But most drunks are fun and if you have friends that are right there with you...b/c most of my friends stop drinking once one of us passes the limit...it\'s a rule. At first it was me but I learned not to drink so much b/c then you get stranded at a club b/c you\'re too drunk to drive and you get lost when your friend told you not to move while he gets the car and you start walking down Greenville and you end up by some apartments and...well yeah. I was found.
Long Islands are the bomb!!
Beer Pong rules too!!
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Seriously man.
Me and my lady will sit back on the porch on a friday night, have a few glasses of wine together and laugh the night away.
And were idiots for that?
Don\'t be so judgmental.
\'We\'re\'.
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@ SirMystiq:
Aren\'t you underage?
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Hmm...no...
College...everything is legal. hehehe
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That\'s not what I asked. You\'re legal because everything in college is legal or you\'re legal because you\'re...well....legal?
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That\'s not what I asked. You\'re legal because everything in college is legal or you\'re legal because you\'re...well....legal?
Huh??
I\'m underage yes.
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Underage drinknig? You should be kicked out of college. Try studying instead of wasting everyone\'s time and money and wasting it away drinking in college.
And yeah - I can\'t help if you\'re all idiots...Well, \'cept Luke and Bobo and that\'s just because I like them.
;)
Oh no, I\'m on Cored\'s ignore list. Somebody save me.
-twirls finger in air-
Whoopie, doo.
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Underage drinknig? You should be kicked out of college. Try studying instead of wasting everyone\'s time and money and wasting it away drinking in college.
Wow when 95% of the students get kicked out maybe that\'ll make some room for you.
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Thought mods couldn\'t be ignored...
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how is someone wasting your money if they get drunk on the weekends in college?
And drinking is all about being with friends and having a good time. I only drink to "enhance" a social get-together, loosens everyone up and makes talking and joking with others much more enjoyable.
But if you had an alcoholic uncle who molested you I could understand why you have this RAGE against people who recreationally drink... get over it.
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how is someone wasting your money if they get drunk on the weekends in college?
And drinking is all about being with friends and having a good time. I only drink to "enhance" a social get-together, loosens everyone up and makes talking and joking with others much more enjoyable.
But if you had an alcoholic uncle who molested you I could understand why you have this RAGE against people who recreationally drink... get over it.
I\'m sorry you\'re a drunk. I\'m also sorry no one can notice sarcasm on these boards, I as merely pickin\' on our favorite illegal, but then again, everyone has such a stick up their ass that they don\'t notice small amounts of sarcasm.
:)
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I had a shot of tequila last night in your honor.
Then I burned some money.
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I had a shot of tequila last night in your honor.
Then I burned some money.
You\'re a drunk. I bet you drove also.
You people disgust me, some more than others, mainly Cored, who thinks being a drunk is a life experience.
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I waited til I was good and wasted, then drove home wrecklessly with the radio loud while on my cellphone. I think I killed a girl. Or a deer. But I just threw some more money at it and sped away in the oncoming lane.
I don\'t know why you have a problem with that.
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You\'re a drunk. I bet you drove also.
You people disgust me, some more than others, mainly Cored, who thinks being a drunk is a life experience.
I knew i could tell something different about you!! The pole up your arse has gone up even further.
I have no problem with your retarded idea of alcohol consumption. Just the way you treat your mates and act towards them if they happen to ever get drunk. Great Friend...
getting a idea of what you look like.
correct me if i got anything wrong.
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Oh no, the Aussie insulted me with a picture. Somebody save me. Nice tough on the badge, to bad I would imagine it took every bit of brain power to come up with such a "novel" idea.
With all that said, I never claimed to be a "great friend", now did I?
:)
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Soully, the guy in that pic could definitely hold his liquor.
In this thread, LIC you remind me of one of those religious types that isn\'t content enough to have his or her own beliefs, but also feels the need to persecute anyone who doesn\'t share them.
You picking on people is a little silly, but I respect your personal beliefs. In fact, I\'ll drink to that! ;]
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Soully, the guy in that pic could definitely hold his liquor.
In this thread, LIC you remind me of one of those religious types that isn\'t content enough to have his or her own beliefs, but also feels the need to persecute anyone who doesn\'t share them.
You picking on people is a little silly, but I respect your personal beliefs. In fact, I\'ll drink to that! ;]
Drink to it buddy, you damn drunk.
:)
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Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
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Oh no, the Aussie insulted me with a picture. Somebody save me. Nice tough on the badge, to bad I would imagine it took every bit of brain power to come up with such a "novel" idea.
With all that said, I never claimed to be a "great friend", now did I?
:)
brain power, lol good try :thumb: Thats something you are greatly lacking.
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I\'m not ILLEGAL!!!!
I hope you\'re being sarcastic LIC when you call people drunks because they drink...
I really do...
99.9999% of college students drink. The other .00001% are those kids that dress weird and walk by themselves everyday to class...slowly...
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99.9999% of college students drink. The other .00001% are those kids that dress weird and walk by themselves everyday to class...slowly...
That would be false.
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That would be false.
Why Yes, Yes it would.
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correct me if i got anything wrong.
lmao!!! got the badge and everything.
I never drank in college, though I was invited to a ton of kegger parties or whatever the f0k they\'re called. In hindsight I wish I did to go to a couple, especially since I\'m not the type who\'ll abuse it. Now I have to rot away in a cubicle with 2 sexy ladies.
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I\'m not ILLEGAL!!!!
I hope you\'re being sarcastic LIC when you call people drunks because they drink...
I really do...
99.9999% of college students drink. The other .00001% are those kids that dress weird and walk by themselves everyday to class...slowly...
Your parents are illegal, therefor, in my mind you are an illegal.
Get to diggin\' a ditch, criminal.
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You\'re a ray of sunshine. ;]
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I can\'t help it, I don\'t care for illegal drunks!
: = ]
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I can\'t help it, I don\'t care for illegal drunks!
: = ]
You don\'t care for much, do you :p
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I can\'t help it, I don\'t care for illegal drunks!
: = ]
You don\'t care for people who drink in general. :fighting:
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You don\'t care for people who drink in general. :fighting:
Or rather people in general :gfight:
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i can honesyty say as the thread starter thjat i am drunk right now and im like happy so woooooooo to all of you, psx2cetral, fucking psx2central. like woo its the best niye nite everybody
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o ffs LIC really, i had two great days with mates withuot alcohole, we went kayaking then gernanrlly had a good time chatting for two days in a row. then we got pissed, it just makes for a differnt type of "good time"
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I think the arguement was over.
Btw, anyone who kayaks is obviously an idiot. Can\'t you have fun without kayaking? I know I sure can. So if you can\'t, then you\'re an idiot. I don\'t do kayaking myself, nor do I participate in any water-based sports. None of my friends kayak. And I certainly wouldn\'t let any of my friends in my house while they\'re kayaking. I can\'t stand being with people while kayaking. I\'ve been out to sporting events, and while trying to cheer on my favourite teams a rambunctious group of kayakers behind me would NOT stop splashing me! It ruined my whole day.
So in conclusion, you\'re an idiot.
:)
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^ as we can see. LIC have a drink dood, it may lossen your rectal region.
so sammy can have some fun too!
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Well played sirs.
I hate kayakers at sporting events as well.
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Go kayaking drunk and die, you alcoholic loser.
:)
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haha, nice. Kayaking brings us together so we\'re all freinds again lol
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:piss:LIC
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:piss:LIC
Evi :gfight:
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Speaking of booze, I had a hell of a time last night. I haven\'t drank that heavily since April. Last thing I remember, I was sitting on the couch about to pass out then I woke up in my bed, door to my room locked and shit on the coffee table was on the floor. Too much rum :) Apparently I was outside smoking cigarettes (and I don\'t smoke btw. I smoke cigarillos from time to time but smoke anything when i\'ve been drinking) with these two really hot girls and they ate eachother out after I passed out. I woke up today really confused.
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Speaking of booze, I had a hell of a time last night. I haven\'t drank that heavily since April. Last thing I remember, I was sitting on the couch about to pass out then I woke up in my bed, door to my room locked and shit on the coffee table was on the floor. Too much rum :) Apparently I was outside smoking cigarettes (and I don\'t smoke btw. I smoke cigarillos from time to time but smoke anything when i\'ve been drinking) with these two really hot girls and they ate eachother out after I passed out. I woke up today really confused.
You know, the only part of that story anyone would believe is the fact you got drunk and woke up in your bed. The "two really hot girls" is reaks of a desperate lie.
:thumb:
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Of course because only if the story comes from you is it then believable, LIC. :rolleyes: Who gives a shit, honestly? Does that help you sleep at night? And what is "reaks"?
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I honestly did talk to these girls. They were pretty hot. I was also playing beer pong with another one.
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Of course because only if the story comes from you is it then believable, LIC. :rolleyes: Who gives a shit, honestly? Does that help you sleep at night? And what is "reaks"?
Hey, look, it\'s a post from your favorite whiney ass.
Yay!
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What?
He\'s not my favourite whiney ass.
And speaking of which, I\'ve been experiencing some unusual happenings of late in regards to my own rear-end. After falling down 3 flights of stairs the other afternoon, I noticed that I was completely paralysed from the shoes down. I decided I should see a doctor almost immediately (after House finished, and I gobbled down the last remnants of a 6 year-old vegetarian burrito with beef, turkey, chicken, fish, pork, and my own feces preserved in a diaper from when I was just a wee lad of 15 years old - oh, I also showered, shaved and ate 3 more burritos and spent 15 minutes playing with my cumerbund). On the way, I wa stopped by 12 youths dressed in tight leather who asked me if I would like to try some of their Gaterade. Now, I wasn\'t particularly thirsty, but there was something inviting in the way they spoke to me. Their constantly making gestures of familiarity by touching my arm, groping my now elongated penis and laughing whenever I mentioned the word "emulsify". Hahaha, oh how we laughed when I explained to them how to make mayonaise! Regardless, I woke up in a dumpster covered in presumably (someone elses) pubic hair.
To cut a short story long, I next went to shit and blew out a massive stream of milky discharge. It tasted a little bitter, and a little bit like my own poo. The doctor laughed at me and mentioned something about "sherpes" or something. I don\'t know he had a lisp. Does anyone know what may have happens.
I also left some potatos boiling in a pot before I left. They burnt to shit. Anyone have some spare potatos.
I\'m so lonely.
And a little aroused.
But mostly I\'m around.
And a little FANTASTIC.
heh. Emulsify.
NDSOGHKGFLehfrsejdjfre
Goodbye.
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I hate you.
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I hate you all...
Well, \'cept ...
Bobo, Luke, Jumpy, nO-One, Sammy , Eik and Blade.
Yeah, the rest of you suck donkey dick.
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Hey, look, it\'s a post from your favorite whiney ass.
Yay!
If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, you have a permanently fucked up and contorted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own ego that it\'s almost impossible for you to retort with anything halfway intelligent. Get over yourself. It\'s really time that you grow up. You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer. As if the internet somehow demeans an individual and that they must be a person with no life. Yet you seem to think that you have more life experience than anyone else in here and that your word is the final word above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re something special that everyone must bow down to or we must fear your ignorant wrath of idiotic retorts. I don\'t dislike anyone in here, but reading your posts has over time started to nauseate me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. You aren\'t better than anyone else and your opinions aren\'t better either. You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning new things. Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. It\'s getting old.
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If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, blah blah blah torted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own blahdy blahdy blahdy blah it\'s almost impossible for you to realise that I\'m actually a homosexual with a halfway erect phallus blah blah blah. Get over your blah bblahblahj blippetty blippetty blah blah. It\'s really time that you wash your pubic hair intently I know what it\'s like to have smelly pubic hair. You think that because blah blah blah makes flamboyantly gay gesture that this somehow makes them less of a croatian diplomat than the average non swedish ad hoc committee member. As if blowing a cat somehow demystifies the notion that cats semen removes wrinkles from your ballsack, believe me IT DOESN\'T WORK though the skin around my eyes is SILKY SMOOTH mmm blah blah blah an individual and that they must be a person with no DICK HUR HUR HUR. blah blah blah blah blah obviously gay subtext in this passage of writing blah blah blah homosexual connotations present here blah blah blah here blah blah and most noticably here blah blah above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re a golden rod of integrity for me to insert up my dull brown anus of infidelity. Besides, I really simply must bow downand suck your presumably massive dick (I decided that it must be huge due to how you write to others on the internet with the confidence of a man who can sate any womans avarice for a hot slather of meat) blah blah blah. I realize pretty much everyone dislikes me and all the ignorant masses that I\'ve given a face to, but but but but but but but reading your posts has over time started to nI\'ll just mis-spell heaps of words in an attempt to speak at an intelligence level above my own level blah blah blah insert poorly spelled faux-supersillous sentiment here blah blah blah me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck your dick I want to suck everyones dick. You are one of the most beautiful human beings I\'ve ever come over. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning nehow to perform fellatio underwater (in 12 second bursts, I\'ve found!). Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. I\'m getting horny.
You know, that\'s probably the best post I\'ve ever read of yours.
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How long did it take you to write that?
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I dunno.. four minutes?
The better question would be: How long did it take you to read that?
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I went cross-eyed halfway through it, but it was funny. :)
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If you don\'t think you yourself are a whiny ass, you have a permanently fucked up and contorted view of reality. You are so blinded by your own ego that it\'s almost impossible for you to retort with anything halfway intelligent. Get over yourself. It\'s really time that you grow up. You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer. As if the internet somehow demeans an individual and that they must be a person with no life. Yet you seem to think that you have more life experience than anyone else in here and that your word is the final word above everyone else\'s, as if you\'re something special that everyone must bow down to or we must fear your ignorant wrath of idiotic retorts. I don\'t dislike anyone in here, but reading your posts has over time started to nauseate me with every letter I have to read of your bullshit. You aren\'t better than anyone else and your opinions aren\'t better either. You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across. We\'re all moving on in life. We\'re all learning new things. Yet you sit here and act the same way you did years ago. It\'s time to step up or fuck off. It\'s getting old.
Oh cry me a fuckin\' river. Waaaa - I nauseate you. Whoopie-doo, I don\'t care. My post count is higher than your\'s, there is proof alone that I am the most intelligent one. Which means, only Vid and MM are more intelligent than me. I\'m sorry you\'re an idiot. Post more!
;)
Bobo is right though, that\'s the best post you\'ve ever made...It\'s still garbage though.
:)
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It really wasn\'t all that. I disagree with some of it and the rest is simply flat out wrong. First couple of lines is just mere insults then this, "You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer.", which is pure nonsense and you\'d have to be an idiot to think that.
Secondly, when you say shit like, "You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across." And apply it to LIC and not me, I am deeply offended by your utter disregard for what is blatently obvious. You might as well direct that whole post at me minus the internet bit because that is exactly how I feel about myself. God I\'m amazing, who else has quotes about them in their signature and writes "Legendary Poster" by their name. No one, because no one else is so certain of their own greatness that they have the right to do so.
I don\'t think I\'m better than all you, I know it! Losers. Except Vid cause you know he seems to have a lot of money. I want more own speedboat too you know.
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LIC
stfu!
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How can you compare the "legendary poster" to the "ULTIMATE BADASS", Jumpman?
There\'s no comparison.
What\'s your address? I dare you to tell me! \'cos if you do, I will come to your house and molest you.
And that\'s a fact you can bank (http://www.banana.com) on.
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It really wasn\'t all that. I disagree with some of it and the rest is simply flat out wrong. First couple of lines is just mere insults then this, "You think that because people post on a message board that this somehow makes them less of a person than the average non message board goer.", which is pure nonsense and you\'d have to be an idiot to think that.
Secondly, when you say shit like, "You are one of the most egocentric human beings I\'ve ever come across." And apply it to LIC and not me, I am deeply offended by your utter disregard for what is blatently obvious. You might as well direct that whole post at me minus the internet bit because that is exactly how I feel about myself. God I\'m amazing, who else has quotes about them in their signature and writes "Legendary Poster" by their name. No one, because no one else is so certain of their own greatness that they have the right to do so.
I don\'t think I\'m better than all you, I know it! Losers. Except Vid cause you know he seems to have a lot of money. I want more own speedboat too you know.
Give him a break.
He\'s still gay in the closet and this is the only place he has to come to. Let him vent and cry, it\'s all he is good at.
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LIC
stfu!
I agree.
Oh and my apologies, Jumpman.
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I agree.
Oh and my apologies, Jumpman.
Glad you agree, but you need to take your mouth off Souly\'s nutsack for five mintues.
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Good one, LIC. I wish I could be like you someday.
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Good one, LIC. I wish I could be like you someday.
You\'re too much of a whiney loser.
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Aww man. You\'re so cool. I don\'t know if I\'ll ever be able to be as cool as you. And there you go, assuming shit again. You know nothing about me. Don\'t pretend like you do.
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Give him a break.
He\'s still gay in the closet and this is the only place he has to come to. Let him vent and cry, it\'s all he is good at.
I\'m sorry but a gay joke? I know its a central theme of this form, but come on don\'t ust call someone gay bcoz u dont like what they said.
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Anyways lets get back on subject.
I got pretty trashed last night, and in the morning I just chugged water every hour and went back to sleep. It seemed to get rid of the symptoms except for naseua
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Yeah I got drunk for my friend\'s 21st on Friday. Tried the chug water before bed trick and didn\'t get a headache.
Although I have one now.
Should alleviate it with some heavy drinking.
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Just got back from a weekend at my friends farm and unlimited kegs and liquor.
There is no such thing as a cure for a hangover...not the massive one I had at least.
1:27 KEG STAND!!!
My personal Best...although people have done so much more.
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Just got back from a weekend at my friends farm and unlimited kegs and liquor.
There is no such thing as a cure for a hangover...not the massive one I had at least.
1:27 KEG STAND!!!
My personal Best...although people have done so much more.
Go dig a ditch, illegal.
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keg stands are retarded.....only immature college kids trying to prove they\'re just as cool as the other retarded college kids do that shit.
oh, and shit-eating mexicans.
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"Go dig a ditch illegal"
...OK!
Meh. It was my first keg stand and it was worth it.
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explain a "keg stand"
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keg stands are retarded.....only immature college kids trying to prove they\'re just as cool as the other retarded college kids do that shit.
oh, and shit-eating mexicans.
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Dude! That describes Msytiq on both accounts.
Kick ass!
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explain a "keg stand"
You get a keg...(dunno if they have them in UK)...then you do a handstand on the top of it, with another retard holding you steady, whilst a third mongoloid holds the flexible hose in your mouth and pumps the keg....whoever can do this the longest is the biggest special education student.
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You\'re racists.
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...So LIC calling all people that drink alcoholics is not okay...
But Chizzy calling people that do keg stands "mongoloids" and "retards" is...not the same?
Don\'t jump to conclusions please...it\'s retarded and you know what assuming makes out of you...
Some of you have serious issues when it comes to racial comments...one is ok, two it\'s alright but three or more probably means somebody of another race fucked your girlfriend while your sister watched.
...some of you sound like your sister and your girlfriend might be the same...
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Don\'t you mean "seester"?
:D
btw, once you get over the "thrill" of binge-drinking, you too will realize it\'s retarded....
and unless you actually eat shit, then I wasn\'t talking about you. ;)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keg_stand
I didn\'t know it had a name! I\'ve seen people do it, and it looked retarded everytime.
But anyways, I agree with the general concensus here...that Mystique is a border hopping illegal dirty Mexican drunk who shits coke out of his ass while trying to impress people at College Special Olympics events.
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just dont stop drinking, there fore no hangover!!!
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just dont stop drinking, there fore no hangover!!!
Are you drunk now?
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na, i dont do hangovers!!!
guess im blessed that way!
though felt a bit rough when i woke up sun morning, trip tot he pub helped, and a fry up
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But anyways, I agree with the general concensus here...that Mystique is a border hopping illegal dirty Mexican drunk who shits coke out of his ass while trying to impress people at College Special Olympics events.
Jumpman you made me laugh.
How can sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek "Racism" be so offensive when it\'s so god-damned funny?
Come on. "...who shits coke out of his ass..." That\'s comedy, Jerry.
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Glad you agree, but you need to take your mouth off Souly\'s nutsack for five mintues.
but i have such a tasty nutsack. "whips out nutsack" you sure you don\'t wanna taste?
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na, i dont do hangovers!!!
guess im blessed that way!
though felt a bit rough when i woke up sun morning, trip tot he pub helped, and a fry up
A fry up?
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A fry up?
Bacon eggs sausages etc etc. Cooked breakfast basically. Well im going to get drunk 2nite, but not before i do some studying :(
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Bacon eggs sausages etc etc. Cooked breakfast basically. Well im going to get drunk 2nite, but not before i do some studying :(
Studying? Its summer dude. Go to the beach, get laid and get trashed. The only thing you should be studying are the females in bikinis.
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Gawd...school starts in 3 weeks. >_<
Bacon eggs sausages etc etc. Cooked breakfast basically.
Yeah, that\'s what I figured. I just wanted to see his reply. ;)
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Gawd...school starts in 3 weeks. >_<
Yeah, that\'s what I figured. I just wanted to see his reply. ;)
They have a school for gay losers?
Nifty.
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Yeah, they do.
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I gotta agree with LIC on this one. Alcohol is not cool, it\'s not vouge, it\'s not IT and it\'s not the thing to do. All it does is ruin lives and families. I myself am a recovering alcoholic so I do know what I am talking about. But the problem I have is with LIC judging people, as he has no right to judge people. The only person that can judge people is GOD and LIC you are not GOD. I mean no disrespect to you LIC but instead of judging people on what they do maybe you should concern yourself on what you do.
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All it does is ruin lives and families.
Moderate alcohol consumption doesn\'t ruin lives and families. Drinking in excess all the time can lead to problems, but many things in excess can be bad. Just because people drink does not mean they are going to succumb to alcoholism. Alcoholism is a terrible thing though and it DOES ruin lives and families.
I hope you recover completely. Best of luck to you.
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Studying? Its summer dude. Go to the beach, get laid and get trashed. The only thing you should be studying are the females in bikinis.
Got a re-sit for an exam i arsed up (got wasted the nite b4 it...haha jk) the crap part is i dont even need to pass it to get into third year, just dont want FAIL on my uni records. Meh.
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I gotta agree with LIC on this one. Alcohol is not cool, it\'s not vouge, it\'s not IT and it\'s not the thing to do. All it does is ruin lives and families. I myself am a recovering alcoholic so I do know what I am talking about. But the problem I have is with LIC judging people, as he has no right to judge people. The only person that can judge people is GOD and LIC you are not GOD. I mean no disrespect to you LIC but instead of judging people on what they do maybe you should concern yourself on what you do.
You\'re right, I\'m not God, you wanna know why? Because he doesn\'t exist.
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You\'re right, I\'m not God, you wanna know why? Because he doesn\'t exist.
You must be one of those people who think we come from monkeys. Well that explains why you are so dumb then. I just lost alot of respect for you monkey boy.
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I wish now I didn\'t post that. I know where this is gonna go. He\'s gonna insult me (well atleast make a lame atempt to) and a big ass flame wars gonna start. I give up you win LIC.
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LOL MONKEY BOY.
LIC had just been branded that for life.
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I wish now I didn\'t post that. I know where this is gonna go. He\'s gonna insult me (well atleast make a lame atempt to) and a big ass flame wars gonna start. I give up you win LIC.
No flame war, I can\'t help if people want to believe in something is vague as \'God\'. We may as well believe in witchcraft and other stupid mystical idea\'s.
You sure you laid off the booze?
Oh No, I lost the respect of a "recovering" drunk who now has religion.
Nifty!
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You must be one of those people who think we come from monkeys. Well that explains why you are so dumb then. I just lost alot of respect for you monkey boy.
First thing is the first thing I agree with LIC about in this thread (and only, lol). God does not exist. Secondly, we do not evolve from monkeys you fucking idiot. Pick up a fucking book on evolution. I bet the only thing you heard about evolution is what your fat preacher taught you in sunday school and after that you kept such a closed mind about it and didn\'t even bother to fucking listen to truth. Thank you, have a nice day. BTW, the Bible is only a story book written by people with their own agenda in the church. It was written by MAN not GOD.
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Haha, I\'m watching south park and the episode that aired right after I posted this, is the South Park where Stans dad has alcoholism and everyone was saying how they find Jesus more fun than partying. I thought it was funny for the direction this thread is taking :)
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South Park is sooooooooooo 90\'s.
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South Park is sooooooooooo 90\'s.
Maybe because it was first made in the 90s ;) I still find it funny.
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First thing is the first thing I agree with LIC about in this thread (and only, lol). God does not exist. Secondly, we do not evolve from monkeys you fucking idiot. Pick up a fucking book on evolution. I bet the only thing you heard about evolution is what your fat preacher taught you in sunday school and after that you kept such a closed mind about it and didn\'t even bother to fucking listen to truth. Thank you, have a nice day. BTW, the Bible is only a story book written by people with their own agenda in the church. It was written by MAN not GOD.
Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind. ~ Albert Einstein
:fighting:
:)
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Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind. ~ Albert Einstein
:fighting:
:)
You\'re gay ~TITan
:fighting:
:)
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I hope you haven\'t forgotten the fun we used to have on the weekends. How come you aren\'t as spontaneous as you used to be? :(
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I hope you haven\'t forgotten the fun we used to have on the weekends. How come you aren\'t as spontaneous as you used to be? :(
I\'m not as spontaneous anymore since the doctor diagnosed you with ED.
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...you\'re the one with the ED, remember? We discussed it the other night. Why don\'t you ever listen to me! I have needs! :(
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...you\'re the one with the ED, remember? We discussed it the other night. Why don\'t you ever listen to me! I have needs! :(
Yeah but I\'m taking pills for my ED problem. You want to do that more "natural" route which isn\'t working.
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You mean masturbating 12 times a day because you don\'t make love to me anymore? :(
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You mean masturbating 12 times a day because you don\'t make love to me anymore? :(
Its 10 times actually. I\'ve tried for 12 but after 10 I\'m usually run dry.
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the problem I have is with LIC judging people, as he has no right to judge people. The only person that can judge people is GOD and LIC you are not GOD. I mean no disrespect to you LIC but instead of judging people on what they do maybe you should concern yourself on what you do.
You must be one of those people who think we come from monkeys. Well that explains why you are so dumb then. I just lost alot of respect for you monkey boy..
:rolleyes:
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Well played, monkey boy.
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I caught some band playing live on TV the other day while flipping around, and they really sucked, so I watched it, trying to figure out if they were "special" or something. Then the dude started singing.....yep, christian rock. WTF?!??!
oh yeah, we definitely came from monkeys. God/allah/jesus/superman/green lantern did not say "abracadabra" and "poof!" here we are. Damn, I\'ve known that since I was 4.
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Yes!
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oh crap I found them...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=48260911
be warned.
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+1 for Superman and Green Lantern reference.
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Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind. ~ Albert Einstein
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:)
Idiots quoting Einstein = Lame.
You may as well be an Emo quoting Nietzsche.
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my last 2 parties i was out at i ended up chugging 20oz of water before going to bed... no hangover the next day. and i always get hangovers normally
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Another decent thread ruined...
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There are no decent threads around here, we just ruin them for more fun.
You know this, Ashy.