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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fre4d4 on July 27, 2006, 04:21:22 PM
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I have been in and out last couple of weeks, fighting something so. I really feel like i am fighting something. Hope everybody is doing pretty good My question mark key is broken so its not typing errors if i miss that key.
Fred
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haha well glad to see you\'re well enough to come back here. Hope you get better.
Are you holding a pug in your av? How many dags ya got?
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I think you could do a mean-as-shit Jay Leno impersonation with the proper stylings.
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i was thinking more bill gates....
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That would be lucy our pug. We have her and two cats.HHHm clips if i had choice of being a wealthy person i think i would choose warren buffett. Much better investor. lol
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Actually, at first glance I thought he was Gabe Newell\'s brother.
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So that\'s fred unmasked. I would have thought of you as balding with grey hair ;) j/k :p
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No lol, i got the full head of hair its my brother and dad who are about bald. I do have a lot of grey in there.
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Just saw my explorer going down street, kind of sad to see her go.
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Why do you spell your name with those "4"\'s in there?
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Why do you spell your name with those "4"\'s in there?
Because he\'s cooler than you ;)
Fred, you kinda look like my ex-girlfriend\'s father.
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No when i signed up i was almost asleep lol. Was not intentional
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Oh really titan, what kind of guy was he.
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Oh really titan, what kind of guy was he.
Big and tall. Scared me the first time I met him. He came in telling me to get out of his house because it was late. Two minutes earlier he would have seen me doing nasty things to his daughter ;) Actually we started going out around that time so we were just kissing, lol.
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My first dates dad was like mean snarly nasty.Met me at the front door with 12 gauge. so what time ya bringin my little girl home HUH. Looking down both dark barrells all i could say was, gulp. ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO SIR LOL
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My first dates dad was like mean snarly nasty.Met me at the front door with 12 gauge. so what time ya bringin my little girl home HUH. Looking down both dark barrells all i could say was, gulp. ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO SIR LOL
I doubt you slipped an LOL in there ;)
Talk about intimidating though. That would be like finding out the chick\'s dad is a CIA agent or a Marine drill sargeant.
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My first dates dad was like mean snarly nasty.Met me at the front door with 12 gauge. so what time ya bringin my little girl home HUH. Looking down both dark barrells all i could say was, gulp. ANY TIME YOU WANT ME TO SIR LOL
did he also have a trucker hat, stained wife beater, ripped jeans, and a budweiser in his other hand?
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No just a thin bean pole, looking out for his little girl. He actually turned out to be a nice guy, died of cancer 10 yrs ago
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Because he\'s cooler than you ;)
Fred, you kinda look like my ex-boyfriend
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Cute. So many homosexual jokes fly around here about accusing others of being gay that it just lost its impact. :fighting:
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Gay not me, i love woman to much. My butt is an exit ramp.
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Watch out. LIC might call you a gay loser 500 times.
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Gay not me, i love woman to much. My butt is an exit ramp.
Yeah but every once in a while someone thinks the exit ramp is an on-ramp ;)
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I dont think so, im not into that at all.
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I dont think so, im not into that at all.
You just haven\'t been touched by theomen yet. He\'s got some magic fingers ;)
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I guess he wants to keep them lol
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I guess he wants to keep them lol
He spreads his love eventually :)
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Aint touching me, im not into guys at all.
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Dude...it\'s a joke.
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Whatever
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second page of this thread reaks quality
+1
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Fred, were you actually taking me seriously? None of us here are into guys. The cool thing about online message boards is you can say stuff that you wouldn\'t say to normal people and not have a face put onto you. I\'m not Chris on this board. I\'m Titan. No one has seen my face or knows me personally. My online personality is my alter ego. Take me on Craig\'s List for example. On the New Jersey CL, my name is Beaker33. I act like a complete asshole. I\'m completely opposite in real life.
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Titan, you\'re a fuckhead no matter who you pretend to be.
Fred, are you a homosexual?
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Bob for the record no im not a homosexual. Been married to maria for 11 yrs
I have 3 daughters.ll of whom i love very much but dont get to see very often.Doue to the fact they live in florida..
Chris, if i have taken you serious it was not intentional.I have to admit when you experience a stroke or some other event that transforms your entire life.Things happen to you that you have no control over. The biggest thing is i tend to be a little bit more emotional over things, heck i cry at commercials.Before stroke i was biggest asshole in world.
What you have been reading of me is pretty much how i am in real life, easy going. Laid back. Freind if you need me, i tend to not abandon my freinds, but draw them close. Im one of those people, hurt my freinds and somebody is gonna get hurt.If im going down, im going down swinging.
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So...you are a homo-sexual?
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Chris, if i have taken you serious it was not intentional.I have to admit when you experience a stroke or some other event that transforms your entire life.Things happen to you that you have no control over. The biggest thing is i tend to be a little bit more emotional over things, heck i cry at commercials.Before stroke i was biggest asshole in world.
What you have been reading of me is pretty much how i am in real life, easy going. Laid back.
Gotcha. None of us really are homosexuals.
I\'m also really laid back, especially if I\'m really relaxed or high or drunk. You live longer when you\'re relaxed and the chicks love it ;)
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It\'s getting kind of steamy in this thread.
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Gotcha. None of us really are homosexuals.
I\'m also really laid back, especially if I\'m really relaxed or high or drunk. You live longer when you\'re relaxed and the chicks love it ;)
The high and drunk thing sort of negates any benefit of being relaxed. :fighting:
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The high and drunk thing sort of negates any benefit of being relaxed. :fighting:
As long as I\'m a little relaxed before drinking, I actually just really sit on my ass and talk to people when I\'m drunk or dance (or atleast try to anyway) with girls. I also smoke cigarettes sometimes (which I only do when I\'m drunk, never sober).
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Geesh i feel terrible i have had chest cold for two weeks.
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Geesh i feel terrible i have had chest cold for two weeks.
Then warm it up :)
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so how old are your girls and where do they reside in FL?
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Davenport
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hmmm..all game. Will they be in Miami-Dade anytime soon?
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Are you trying to get on my bad side.
Your talking about my babies
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Can you post pictures of them in that scenerio? I\'m 20 if that makes you feel any better about it. And I definitely won\'t call them again after. In and out. And then maybe back in again I dunno.
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Let me see what i can do
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Davenport
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Cool. I\'m 19 but live in Joisey (that\'s Jersey accented to you out of Jersey people ;) ). I have a close girl friend that lives in Florida and goes to school there. She\'s a cutie but she\'s not coming back to Jersey anymore so I have to fly down to visit her (and I get nervous when I fly....ironically I\'m planning to be a commercial pilot. I have no problem if its me behind the wheel. I get the same way occasionally depending on the person driving the car).
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Well i hope you see where im coming from. Ons day when you have your own kids and somebody asks of your daughter, your going to say huh.
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ehh..stop acting like they are 13
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luckee\'s just trying to break the record of the highest # of jailbaits in a neon
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pUT YER PIECE BACK IN YER PANTS PERVERT
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yeah he is certainly winning me over
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luckee\'s just trying to break the record of the highest # of jailbaits in a neon
Only skanks gravitate to Neons. :)
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Hold on everybody. This thread is about to get ugly.
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Hold on everybody. This thread is about to get ugly.
Is there a Neon in here?
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luckee\'s just trying to break the record of the highest # of jailbaits in a neon
Not this time, the ol\' SRT is in pieces waiting for me to finish up the new project. Besides the TL pulls much more ass! :thumb:
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Not this time, the ol\' SRT is in pieces waiting for me to finish up the new project. Besides the TL pulls much more ass! :thumb:
You finally made the Neon a dedicated track car, eh? Good choice! Once I get another car for myself, the Impreza I drive now will become an autocross car....and if I have the time, I\'ll take it to the circuit track. Hmmm....I forgot you do mostly drag races.
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Just b/c I drag alot means nothing. Thats the beauty of a Leda suspension set-up..I can go from street to road course to drag with a few clicks and or a few turns.
I still haven\'t figured out if im just going for an all track car or not. It\'s been on the shelf for 4 months and I already miss the streets. Plus I dont have a whole lot of time on the weekends anymore for track time.
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pUT YER PIECE BACK IN YER PANTS PERVERT
Can I take my piece out yet?
And where are these pics?
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gotta do the photo bucket thing
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You finally made the Neon a dedicated track car, eh? Good choice! Once I get another car for myself, the Impreza I drive now will become an autocross car....and if I have the time, I\'ll take it to the circuit track. Hmmm....I forgot you do mostly drag races.
I\'m doing the same for my T-bird. When I graduate college, I\'m gonna get either a pickup truck (a small one like a Ranger or S10 with the V6 flexfuel since I\'m expecting that to catch on ;) ) or a commuter car like a Focus or a diesel or something (with a small engine incase gas is still the fuel of chioce and five-fucking-dollars a gallon) depending on how much I drive. I want the pickup so I can tow and haul beer kegs in the back ;) . The point I was eventually was going to get to was that I\'m pulling the T-bird off the road when I get another vehicle, completely repainting it (since it looks scratched up and like shit), replace the interior carpet and ceiling upholstry, put some nice rims on (which I\'m hoping to do soon anyway, lol) with nice tires, put on a supercharger to that nice V8 under my hood and put in a manual tranny. She\'s gonna pur and fly ;)
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shut up you two no one cares about your stupid little cars we\'re waiting to see pictures of fred\'s daughters already GOSH
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shut up you two no one cares about your stupid little cars we\'re waiting to see pictures of fred\'s daughters already GOSH
:laughing:....
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Jeesh
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Davenport
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Legal. Well past puberty. And they like bikinis. ;)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cancun-bikini.com%2Fimages%2FCancunbikini%2F900_tie-gruppe.jpg&hash=e84dd6dde3cb8870017534788f07081c7dbe3a42)
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Heck i dont know what they like to wear to the beach jeesh
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Pics of daughters? I know you have them.
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Let me introduce you to my little irish cane lol
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ew.
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I think its time to whip out the ban stick on fred.
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Ban me what .YOU WOULD MISS me when im gone
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Post pics of daughters. Immoral ones are good too. ;)
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Only immoral ones you will se are ones of cane sticking out of yiour ass
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Only immoral ones you will se are ones of cane sticking out of yiour ass
You realize that you\'re actually turning me on, right? :D I hope your cane is still functioning. :p
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Funny real funny yip fully functional
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he talks abou6t his *cane* an awful lot.
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Well if it works im going to talk about it
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So how about that cane?
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or the females
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My cane is fine and im working on pics
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My cane is fine and im working on pics
Prove it.
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Stick yer chin out a little further so i can tag it.
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just make with the pics pops
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Stick yer chin out a little further so i can tag it.
Use your left arm so it hurts me less.
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Yeah you would like that the one that does not move. Gonna have to wait for pics rite now guys im going through a very rough time.
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OMG that was cruel, Gman. You douche.
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Sorry guys i will post them i promise. I have big problems right now and cant.
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What\'s going on? You all right?
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Having serious marital probloms and be making big move soon . Will keep yopu up dated
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fred, i really hope everything works out for you. You are a standup guy.
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ugh, marital? I hope it\'s something that you can work through and is worth working through. Sounds like your wife has been really good to you, hope that\'s still the case.
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Dude...you\'ve been through and are going through a lot of crap. I hope all ends well for you. Keep us posted.
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Yes she does take care of me but. I am tired about hraring how she is only person who can take care of me, And for rcord she can han have a wicked mean streak I know she has helped me and taken care of me, but she is also mean , possesive. Dominating, and mananipulative,
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That confirms she\'s a woman.
:/
Good luck brotha
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OMG that was cruel, Gman. You douche.
I don\'t feel like getting knocked out. He\'s a big guy, ya know! I mean...it\'s like I have a choice to get hit with a hammer or a feather. I\'ll def. pick the feather.
Fred, sorry about the marital problems. Mean and manipulative, eh? Plus you\'re dependant upon her coz of your situation. Man....gives you more incentive to get back to full recovery which I\'m sure you\'ll get to.
Use this anger to keep working on the rehab. You can do it. Think of Evi as your prize. Evi is very bendy.
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Thanks guys, im planning on keeping rehab goiing just not fromhere.First chance i get im heading for florida.
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Ooooh...I like Florida. Let\'s get married, Fred.
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Thanks guys, im planning on keeping rehab goiing just not fromhere.First chance i get im heading for florida.
Sounds like a plan. You can hit up Vid while you\'re down there.
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Have to get my head straight before i embark on any furthur relathionships. Will be living with my sister and my kids.
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tough luck bud. sounds like youre dealing with it the right way though, you\'ll be alright
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Well she told me flat out she no longer trusts me. She took my internet card for laptop so its useless
She can be mean
Domineering
Manipulative
And possesive
I feel like a prisnor in my own home im tired of it.
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Well she told me flat out she no longer trusts me. She took my internet card for laptop so its useless
She can be mean
Domineering
Manipulative
And possesive
I feel like a prisnor in my own home im tired of it.
Isn\'t that what marriage is about? ;) j/k man.
That is kinda weird that she doesn\'t trust you. What did you do that shook her trust? If you even did. Women are crazy. All my girlfriends I\'ve ever had were nuts in the end and after the breakups.
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Titan she has issue\'s with every person i speak to whether they be male or female doesnt matter
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Sounds like a lovely lady. =\\
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If she hasn\'t always been like this, it kinda sounds like she is speaking from a guilty conscious.
I was with a female and had similar issues out of the blue...turns out she was seeing someone else.
Whatever happens, I wish you the best.
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I appreciate that thanks i dont know whats going on. Seems after the stroke everything changed. Its not the biggest deal but a couple months ago i realized we had not had sex in over two years. Now me im in the mood every dam day. I cant figure it out.
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I remember seeing a 20/20 or 60 Minutes show a woman who had a head injury ended up with some scar tissue in her brain. It pressed against a portion of her brain that made her intensly horny. Whatever happened to you, it\'s probably the same situation only not as intense, otherwise you would have raped your own mattress.
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Yeah best freind with my right hand now
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Your wife can still have sex with you, though, right? Maybe that\'s all she needs: a good stiff one.
You cane is too bookoo.
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Been trying but she is upset cause im not as nimble as i once was
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Been trying but she is upset cause im not as nimble as i once was
Tell her ass to get on top, that lazy wench! :mad:
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Haha I\'m sorry but what a bitch to complain that a stroke victim isn\'t nimble enough.
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Now me im in the mood every dam day. I cant figure it out.
I can. You\'re a guy, that\'s why ;) I haven\'t had sex for almost a year now. I\'m fucking dying over here. I\'m almost to the point of picking up the first drunk slut I see.....and I\'m not talking about kopking ;)
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shoulda bought an escort instead of an axe
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She did once when i first came home from hospital and complained
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shoulda bought an escort instead of an axe
How would buying a car help my situation?
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y\'know i understand to an extent how difficult it may be sometimes...no offense fred,..but if she truly loves you she will hang in there with you,...now if you\'re kinda flirtin\' with other shorty\'s on the net, and she comes in on you and see\'s it,...i think any woman would be pissed in your situation...as if to say.."i\'m here day in day out takin\' care of him and he\'s sittin on the pc flirtin with other women"......even tho it\'s harmless i can see her bein pissed at that...now if that isn\'t the case at all and she\'s just becoming tired of the situation, she needs to just hang in there with you,...*thinks of christopher reeve"s situation*....whatever the case, just continue to focus on your rehab,...maybe she\'ll come around, maybe she won\'t, but just continue to focus on you....:fro:
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So clips, your last point am i to put up with the crap for the rest of my life.
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How would buying a car help my situation?
i wasnt talkin about the car numbnutz
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So clips, your last point am i to put up with the crap for the rest of my life.
well i don\'t think you should have to put up with anything or anybody that\'s treating you like s**t....it\'s just that in some of your other posts you kinda spoke highly of her and appreciative of the way she\'s been takin\' care of you....now if that\'s all changed and she\'s treating you like crap and belittling you,...i don\'t care if you\'re in a wheelchair or not,...you\'re still a man and no man or anyone in general deserves to be disrespected or treated unfairly....
i\'m speculating, but if she\'s gettin to the point of where she thinks you\'re soley depending on her, and if she feels like she has the upper hand in the relationship,and add to the fact that\'s she\'s just bein a plain biatch over situation in general?...then i say you need to bounce,..relationship is over when any female in a relationship starts disspectin\' you....
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Clips she insists i would be lost with out her and if she was not hear i would be in a nursing home and nobody would want me. She calls me names if i have a accident and throws cold water at me. As of late i just want to move to florida and be with my kids i missed their entire childhood . I want to go, but getting tons of flack.
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throwing cold water...thats the line and she crossed it
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and why did u miss the entire childhood
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I think he said he missed his kids entire childhood...not his, but his kids...
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Yes i screwed up up and missed their childhood not mine. And say something i she didnt care for and i got dosed with cold water, really sucks.
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no you didn\'t screwed up. I was pointing out to Jumpman that he misread your previous post. Sorry for the confusion.
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No i did screw up i was so busy working and runninng around i miissed them growing up.
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actually i didn\'t misread it
i meant to say how did you miss their childhood but apparently the ei completely slipped my mind
so you were wrong about me being wrong who was wrong in the first place
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Jumpman. STFU.
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You. STFU. Way to completely kill the vibe of the thread fgt.
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Why. Have you started. Typing like this?
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You started it.
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Why. Have you started. Typing like this?
Its like. I\'m. Typing like. William Shatner with. His broken spoken. way of speaking to people.
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William Shatner. Is. The shit.
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actually i didn\'t misread it
i meant to say how did you miss their childhood but apparently the ei completely slipped my mind
so you were wrong about me being wrong who was wrong in the first place
I see. It happens. My apology about making false assumption on your error.
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Not to worry its repairable. The fact is this my daughters have been on my mind for a long time, when they were little i spent so much time cheating on their mom or making excuses to work extra hours. Their whole whole childhood past me by, i want toi make it right. All my kids want me in florida, my sister wants me there, so do y parents.
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Sold. Florida it is.
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actually i didn\'t misread it
i meant to say how did you miss their childhood but apparently the ei completely slipped my mind
so you were wrong about me being wrong who was wrong in the first place
you\'re right...;)
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ei ei
WW-UUUUUUUHHH OOOOOOOOOH
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I missed it cause i was to busy running around getting laid our working overtime on purpose, i was a real jerk.
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That\'s incredibly despicable actually. Any sympathy I had for your current situation just vanished like a group of hot chicks upon Titan entering the room.
What goes around comes around, you reep what you sow, etc.
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Jumpy, atleast he recognizes his mistake and wants to make it right and make up to his kids for it.
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Jumpy, atleast he recognizes his mistake and wants to make it right and make up to his kids for it.
+1
Takes a bigger man to admit and attempt to fix.
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What he did was fucked up, but at least he\'s trying to make things better.
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Come on jump man you never made any mistakes in yer life
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking, quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.
In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
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...Plus my penis is absolutely huge.
And I\'m very good at competitive yodeling.
I\'m a champion speller and on the way home from work the other day I saved the life of an orphaned, retarded child with a bad leg. I have the ability to heal people with prayer and I\'ve just about cured lung cancer.
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I have fantastic teeth.
-Dan
/ two scoops of raisins
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking, quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.
In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
Hey, fat chicks need loving too. That\'s why I\'ve been going after your mom lately
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LOL. Nice comeback.:applause:
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking, quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.
In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
I was going to reply to his post saying that you were going to say you were perfect, but I held back. I guess my theory was correct.
:jump:
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Well then jump man may i shake your pefect friggin hand there sir. Never met a perfect person before. Last i checked there was only one and they murdered him 2000 years ago.
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Well then jump man may i shake your pefect friggin hand there sir. Never met a perfect person before. Last i checked there was only one and they murdered him 2000 years ago.
that son of a bitch molested my great great great great great great grand uncle..
you take things too seriously.
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Whatever i cant friggin win
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LOL. Nice comeback.:applause:
Whhy thiank you. I pug a lot of thought into my comebacks
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Yeah, I once came on a pugs back,
*wait* huh....
*leaves*
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Whhy thiank you. I pug a lot of thought into my comebacks
Are you drunk again?
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking, quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.
In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
the law of gravity is not an accepted truth! Ask einstein, he should know ;)
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Are you drunk again?
I guess I was, lol. I was extremely drunk last night. I was drinking until 3. I sleep in a lofted bed. I couldn\'t believe I made it up there last night.
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Well tuesday morning is the date for my next surgery.I get the next beclofen pump put in to control the spasms in my leg.
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well good luck and hope everything goes well for you.
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Well tuesday morning is the date for my next surgery.I get the next beclofen pump put in to control the spasms in my leg.
I wish you the best of luck and I hope everything goes swimmingly.
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Thanks guys im hoping this time there are no problems with it
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Not really. Pretty much a flawless human here. I\'m basically the peak of human evolution you might say. Athletic, genius level intellect, gorgeously good looking, quality chick magnet(not soaking in the fatties like Titan) amazing at virtually everything I try to do... peeeeeerfection in other words. I\'m not even full of myself since it\'s an accepted truth like the law of gravity.
You could argue the point that I\'m not even a human being, technically. I\'m basically half man, half amazing.
In any event, what I said shouldn\'t deter your road to redemption. Picture me as a Christ like figure guiding your way to the path of personal enlightment. If it helps, then the creator of all creation itself, since I do have that kind of omnipresence thing going on.
A perfect man is a man that needs not tell the world how perfect he is. You are far from perfect, but hey...
...we can dream!
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By your definition anyone who says he isn\'t perfect is perfect.
Such an idiot GOSH.
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I\'m perfect....shit, no now I\'m not perfect anymore because I just said I was perfect.
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lol. Not only that, but you said shit too...j/k.
whoops, i am not perfect either because i just pointed out you said shit.:laughing: