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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Titan on September 12, 2006, 08:46:32 PM
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I remember way back when at times we would play forum games. Its been a couple years since we did it so lets play the story game where I start off a story, then the next person writes a sentence or so and so on. Lets see if we can do it.
There once was a goat in Cyprus.
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Who was raped 555 times by every Cypriot
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and they all lived happily ever after.
the end.
:)
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Whew. Thank God that\'s over.
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Just when we thought it was over....a wonderful surprise appearance by none other than....Christopher Walken.......he steps into the picture and says to Unic, "So...you like to fuck goats, eh? It\'s an animal for Christ sake! AN ANIMAL! You little bastard."
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Unicorn responds, "Not only do I like to bang goats, but I also like to get bang from them." Christopher Walken walks away as he was in shock of what Unicorn just said.
Supposedly, Unicorn chased after Christopher Walken...
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And said, "Hey, do you still have my watch?"
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"Three years I\'ve had this watch up my ass! And now it\'s yours!" Christopher Walken
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"I don\'t get it," replied Uni. "But it smells pretty."
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"it smells like my entire country", he said. "What a wonderful machine!" he exclaimed, as he wiped it under his enormous nose. "This makes me yearn for my youth, lying in my half-human half-goat mother\'s bosom"
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:laughing: you people are killing me
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:laughing: you people are killing me
....Unic said with a smirk. :laughing: that\'s why I prefer to be raped by goats or a big donkey if I\'m drunk.
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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And then Unicron giggled like a school girl until Swifdi showed up.
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... and pulled a trombone out of his ass, played the Yugoslavian national anthem, which quickly offended...
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mm, who was busy overhauling the internet. Then Titan showed up and said...
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...man that dress is tight! Then he whipped out...
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of the fly in front of his dress exposing his gigantic penis which was.....
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green.
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of envy, because it saw the enormous size of the goat\'s shlung. The goat responded to this by....
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Gman, you\'re one sick guy.
*edit* this response made more sense before Gman\'s post was deleted. Sicko.
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Gman then pulled down his pants eagerly waiting for the goat to.....
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hey guys what\'s going on!
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Gman then pulled down his pants eagerly waiting for the goat to.....
Hump Titan\'s mother in the buttocks. But Titan wanted to be first so he kissed mm and....
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said "it would never work between us because....."
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"I\'m too damn fat. I would crush your weak little bones then make you into a stew". Suddenly the clouds parted and ...
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Jesus came barrelling out of the clouds in the General Lee with Eva Braun riding shotgun. He...
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thought chizzy was really sexy and said to him "get on your knees and I will give you my salvation"