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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: Eiksirf on October 03, 2006, 09:59:07 AM

Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Eiksirf on October 03, 2006, 09:59:07 AM: What type of people would they be? I say...

PS3 would be the captain of the varsity football team.

Xbox 360 would be Kevin Eubanks from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

And Wii would be George Takei from Star Trek.

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Tell me I\'m wrong.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on October 03, 2006, 10:27:26 AM: Since you asked, your wrong.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Eiksirf on October 03, 2006, 10:39:37 AM: I hate you.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 03, 2006, 11:06:11 AM: The PS3 is "I fucked," I\'d consider Xbox 360 to be "your mother", and the Wii seems like a "last night."

Kevin Eubanks is also fitting for the 360.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Viper_Fujax on October 03, 2006, 11:35:16 AM: Quote from: Eiksirf
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And Wii would be George Takei from Star Trek.

you\'re FINALLY admitting the wii is gay? :D
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Eiksirf on October 03, 2006, 11:49:20 AM: I admit to nothing.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 03, 2006, 01:42:19 PM: George Takei epitomizes Nintendo in general: geeky and flamboyant Asian men that smile a lot.

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Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: cloud345 on October 03, 2006, 02:04:49 PM: PS3 would be the Fonz, 360 would be Screech and Wii would be Jackie Chan
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Titan on October 03, 2006, 02:33:55 PM: Quote from: cloud345
PS3 would be the Fonz, 360 would be Screech and Wii would be Jackie Chan

Where the first two are alright, Jackie Chan is not the Wii. You can\'t switch from a gay, yet admirable asian with a straight, kickass asian guy. We settled on Takei.

Anyone catch Takei at the William Shatner roast? I thought he was pretty funny.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Eiksirf on October 03, 2006, 03:39:06 PM: Yeah I saw that. He was vulgar, too, heh. Cracked me up.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Titan on October 03, 2006, 03:44:39 PM: Quote from: Eiksirf
Yeah I saw that. He was vulgar, too, heh. Cracked me up.

My favorite joke by him was when he said something like this (forgot exactly word for word but here\'s the jist of it) "Its not Takai like you\'ve been saying for the last 35 years. Its Takei...you know, like toupe". When he said that, I was rolling laughing.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: THX on October 03, 2006, 04:25:53 PM: PS3 = Former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge

360 = Brian Peppers

Wii = the Holy Spirit
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Titan on October 03, 2006, 04:27:32 PM: PS3- Videoholic
360- LIC
Wii- Swifdi
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 03, 2006, 07:35:52 PM: Nooooo, the Wii is mm. Because it\'s the best poster on any forum, ever.

Or something. mm rocks.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Samwise on October 05, 2006, 05:15:31 AM: Quote from: The Hurricane
Since you asked, your wrong.
Your wrong is wrong. It should be you\'re wrong Mr. Wong.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Heretic on October 05, 2006, 05:35:44 AM: PS3- Robin Williams
360- Andrew Dice Clay
Wii- Pee Wee Herman
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Eiksirf on October 05, 2006, 05:37:16 AM: Quote from: Samwise
Your wrong is wrong. It should be you\'re wrong Mr. Wong.

His wrong was right. It was his your that was wrong. It should have been you\'re wrong Mr. Wong.

But I don\'t know what the hell you\'re talking about either, so..
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 05, 2006, 05:41:43 AM: It\'s really fun to kill those cult members in Dead Rising. I just grabbed a bench and slammed it into them.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Titan on October 05, 2006, 08:23:31 AM: Quote from: Blade
Nooooo, the Wii is mm. Because it\'s the best poster on any forum, ever.

Or something. mm rocks.

First off, you\'re kissing his ass right now (if not more ;) ). Secondly, I chose swif because he\'s gay and childish and likes to play with penis shaped objects :)
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Post by: Black Samurai on October 05, 2006, 05:42:43 PM: PS3 = Ugly Fat Chick
360 = Uglier Fatter Chick
Wii = Ugly Fat Teen
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: FatalXception on October 05, 2006, 06:55:06 PM: I\'m praying for all of you right now. I kid you not.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 05, 2006, 09:18:25 PM: Titan: If I kiss his ass, he won\'t criticize me like he does everything else. :)
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Titan on October 05, 2006, 09:20:59 PM: Quote from: Blade
Titan: If I kiss his ass, he won\'t criticize me like he does everything else. :)

Since when did we give a rats ass about his criticism? :)
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 06, 2006, 06:55:18 AM: I do. :(
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: CHIZZY on October 06, 2006, 07:57:01 AM: PS3- Eva Longoria
360- Britney Spears belching
Wii- one of those Japanese chicks that does a photo shoot of spraying diarrhea into her own mouth.
Title: If the three next gen systems were people...
Post by: Blade on October 06, 2006, 11:59:19 AM: Finally somebody agrees with me that Nintendo fans and lovers of scat are synonymous!

*calls EB for the third time today asking about Wii pre-orders*