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Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Eiksirf on November 23, 2006, 05:03:01 PM
Damn indians didn\'t know what hit em!

What did you guys do today, anything? I just had some awesome dinner and played Wii. Got pretty far in Zelda and played bowling with my parents. My dad got a 234. He\'s ridiculous.

Prolly do some shopping tomorrow for the fun of it and maybe see someone I haven\'t seen in almost a year. So it should be a nice weekend.

Here\'s something I found a google. Not funny, but new to me at least.

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You Might Be A Redneck If:

You\'ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You\'ve ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you\'ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.


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-Dan
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 23, 2006, 05:10:58 PM
This is India?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 23, 2006, 05:44:15 PM
I just pretty much stayed home and had relatives over. It wasn\'t too bad at all. Played Guitar Hero with my brother, cousin and my cousin\'s girlfriend. Then at dinner, me, my bro and my cousin told stories about college and college parties, lol. Our parents were not too amused especially when we talked about skipping classes and stuff. Good times.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 23, 2006, 06:35:36 PM
Skipping classes is stupid. Why pay if you\'re not going to go?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Viper_Fujax on November 23, 2006, 06:39:35 PM
theres 180 school days and some classes are taught by bullshit teachers (mainly the GE classes).

skipping classes isnt always a big deal
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 23, 2006, 06:41:06 PM
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skipping classes isnt always a big deal
If it doesn\'t affect your grade, yes.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: (e) on November 23, 2006, 07:13:06 PM
Quit being butthurt Evi, nothing wrong with skipping a class every once and a while.

Wait, let me guess - no one loves you or cooked your pathetic little ass Turkey dinner? Good, starve you piece of shit.

:D

I just finished eating, and I\'m stuffed! I do think I just have enough room for one piece of pie.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 23, 2006, 07:18:02 PM
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Quit being butthurt Evi, nothing wrong with skipping a class every once and a while.
I skip classes too. If I didn\'t, I\'d be a psycho robot. I had to skip one this week because I wasn\'t ready for a test. And it\'s college. Teachers treat us like adults and if we miss a class, they don\'t hound us.


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Wait, let me guess - no one loves you or cooked your pathetic little ass Turkey dinner? Good, starve you piece of shit.
?

I had a big dinner with my family. My grandpa got up at 5am to cook the turkey all day. I was very thankful. My mom brought some awesome stuffing and everything else was damn tasty. I felt like I was going to puke because I ate so much.

And what got stuck up your ass this evening?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Eiksirf on November 23, 2006, 08:24:32 PM
mmm. holiday spirit.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 23, 2006, 09:05:22 PM
Did Evi just contradict himself? :p

I skip classes when I need a break from school or the class. Its like a mental holiday to me. I use that time to study if I have to, relax or catch a nap. That or being sick, lol.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Samwise on November 24, 2006, 12:03:55 AM
Eating so much you want to puke = creepy and greedy.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 24, 2006, 12:13:04 AM
Family cooking food since the crack of dawn \'til 14 hours later = an obligation to eat their Thanksgiving feast and would be rude not to clean the plate, have seconds, etc... How the fuck is that greedy? And it was an expression...meaning very full. I wasn\'t going to puke. If I felt like that, yes...that would be creepy. I respect my family and how much work they put into the food. 14 hours of cooking equates to 30 minutes of eating. Enjoying it is a priority.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Viper_Fujax on November 24, 2006, 12:29:52 AM
very pissy tonight...

anyway, i dont get as much out of these big feast festivals as i should.

for whatever reason, i get full really quickly whenever i eat. I dont sit down and eat 3 meals a day..i just eat small amounts all day, and for dinner i never really eat a crazy amount. Just the main thing made and a couple side things that are made.

so when cristmas er thanksgiving come i eat like a bit of everything but its impossible to stuff myself. I actually do get that feeling of puking because im so full (to most theyd probably be like 2/3rds er half done)..but then im eating some leftovers like 3 hours after dinner.

dinner was awesome anyway...main reason i love thanksgiving is because of the stuffing (the food..not the act of eating...)
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: clips on November 24, 2006, 01:05:44 AM
sloppy American?....i\'m Afri. American Biatch!...;).....heh usually me and the family would take a trip to N.C. to visit my parents, but i had to work this year..:mad:..only good thing is that it\'s double pay....so we had our first thanksgiving at the house....and the wifey really put it down. Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...and it seems that i\'ve gained some weight....i thought for the longest time that i was 185 lbs....i just recently weighed  myself and now i\'m at 205 lb..:fro:....my cowboys won earlier in the day, my thanksgiving was pretty good overall....
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Samwise on November 24, 2006, 03:24:06 AM
Quote from: Evi
Family cooking food since the crack of dawn \'til 14 hours later = an obligation to eat their Thanksgiving feast and would be rude not to clean the plate, have seconds, etc... How the fuck is that greedy? And it was an expression...meaning very full. I wasn\'t going to puke. If I felt like that, yes...that would be creepy. I respect my family and how much work they put into the food. 14 hours of cooking equates to 30 minutes of eating. Enjoying it is a priority.
My brother went to school with someone who would eat so much at Christmas, that she\'d puke. Then she\'d eat some more. I guess I just got that vibe from you. :laughing:
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 24, 2006, 09:27:01 AM
Eww...WTF? How could anyone eat after puking? That\'s f00ked up. :rofl: Geez.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Eiksirf on November 24, 2006, 10:19:50 AM
Quote from: clips
Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...


Heh, that cracked me up. That would be a holiday memory they would always treasure, heh.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 24, 2006, 10:37:51 AM
Quote from: Evi
Eww...WTF? How could anyone eat after puking? That\'s f00ked up. :rofl: Geez.

I\'ve drank after puking my guts out but I don\'t think that\'s the same :)

Sammy, its more of being with family than stuffing your face. Its fun and I love Thanksgiving. Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more comfortable on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel uncomfortable.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: (e) on November 24, 2006, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: Evi
Skipping classes is stupid. Why pay if you\'re not going to go?


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I skip classes too. If I didn\'t, I\'d be a psycho robot. I had to skip one this week because I wasn\'t ready for a test. And it\'s college. Teachers treat us like adults and if we miss a class, they don\'t hound us.


You are a pyscho robot.

And quit downloading so much porn, and start studying more. Skipping a class to avoid a test, now that is stupid

I had pumpkin pie and beer for breakfast. I rock.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: FatalXception on November 24, 2006, 06:35:23 PM
I\'d like to show her my \'little\' big horn.

Imagine... if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a Turkey, we\'d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.

Ahhh, I\'m done.  Lousy thanksgiving with not enough (sexy) jokes.

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Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Evi on November 24, 2006, 07:39:14 PM
Quote from: (e)
You are a pyscho robot.

And quit downloading so much porn, and start studying more. Skipping a class to avoid a test, now that is stupid
Rico suave. Keep it up. You\'re so cool, man. Wish I could be like you someday.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Samwise on November 25, 2006, 12:50:19 AM
Quote from: Titan
Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more accepted on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel like an outcast.
That\'s a little odd. I\'m not a Christian either, but I don\'t feel like an outcast at Christmas. I mean, I just enjoy the mood and atmosphere. Besides it\'s originally a pagan holiday so you can still fit in. ;)

For me it\'s more of a \'time to be with your family\'-thing.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Viper_Fujax on November 25, 2006, 01:35:05 AM
its always been like that for me too.

In general, christmas has lost its \'birth of jesus\' theme. now it has a \'buy a bunch of shit\' theme.

If you can look past that than it can be a \'time to be with your family\' kind of thing.

But i think i remember you saying ur mom was uber-christian so ican see where your coming from.

im bored

hence all the spaces between sentences.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 25, 2006, 05:46:32 AM
Quote from: Titan
I\'ve drank after puking my guts out but I don\'t think that\'s the same :)

Sammy, its more of being with family than stuffing your face. Its fun and I love Thanksgiving. Plus its the only holiday my family celebrates that isn\'t a Christian holiday so I feel more accepted on Thanksgiving. My family is very Christian and I\'m the only atheist in my family so Christmas, Easter, etc I always kinda feel like an outcast.


you could be feeling like an outcast because you\'re a homo
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 25, 2006, 01:26:45 PM
Quote from: Samwise
That\'s a little odd. I\'m not a Christian either, but I don\'t feel like an outcast at Christmas. I mean, I just enjoy the mood and atmosphere. Besides it\'s originally a pagan holiday so you can still fit in. ;)

For me it\'s more of a \'time to be with your family\'-thing.


Outcast was probably the wrong word to you. What was I thinking. I meant comfortable. My family always goes to church and pray and stuff so I feel more comfortable at Thanksgiving because I can go through Grace and stuff my face. At Christmas its all this choir music my mom plays, we have to go to church and then my extended family would talk about their church services and stuff. Kinda annoying. *goes to edit orginal post*

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you could be feeling like an outcast because you\'re a homo


*giggles*
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: CHIZZY on November 27, 2006, 08:36:38 AM
Quote from: clips
sloppy American?....i\'m Afri. American Biatch!...;).....heh usually me and the family would take a trip to N.C. to visit my parents, but i had to work this year..:mad:..only good thing is that it\'s double pay....so we had our first thanksgiving at the house....and the wifey really put it down. Food was so good i was ready to do the nasty right there on the table...in front of her mom\'s and her sister...and it seems that i\'ve gained some weight....i thought for the longest time that i was 185 lbs....i just recently weighed  myself and now i\'m at 205 lb..:fro:....my cowboys won earlier in the day, my thanksgiving was pretty good overall....


She has more than one mother?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: clips on November 28, 2006, 07:59:53 AM
Quote from: CHIZZY
She has more than one mother?


One of these days Alice, ONE of these days!....:mad:....:p
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2006, 08:36:00 AM
I deep fried a turkey on Thanksgiving night. Everyone said that was the best turkey they ever tasted. 13 pounds of turkey goodness fried in 40 minutes (just to be sure).
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Samwise on November 28, 2006, 08:38:55 AM
Lol, only in America. ;)

Actually I like to taste it just once. It might be good, even though it\'ll clog your arteries faster than you can say "stroke".
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2006, 09:01:29 AM
Quote from: Samwise
Lol, only in America. ;)

Actually I like to taste it just once. It might be good, even though it\'ll clog your arteries faster than you can say "stroke".


Actually, no. Turkey is low in fat and peanut oil is polyunsaturated fat which is actually good for you. It\'s the side of mashed potatoes and sausage gravy that\'ll get you a triple by-pass later on down the road. :p
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Eiksirf on November 28, 2006, 09:04:12 AM
Mmm... delcious triple bypass.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: CHIZZY on November 28, 2006, 09:34:05 AM
Did you shoot the turkey up before you fried it?
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2006, 09:36:15 AM
Quote from: CHIZZY
Did you shoot the turkey up before you fried it?


Lil bit of lemon and lots of butter, my brotha! That thing was so saturated with butter, it was sweating butter! Luckily the meat was slightly below room temp and clogged up the butter before it ran out!

:D
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: CHIZZY on November 28, 2006, 09:44:52 AM
butter always makes a turkey slammin\'...

My bro ended up with an extra turkey and he brined it.... (soaked in water, kosher salt, an orange cut in 2 and squeezed, apple cider...
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2006, 10:02:50 AM
I brined it in kosher salt, brown sugar and lemon peels.

The acid wakes up da flava!

Next year, I need to cut down on the salt in the dry rub. Brining plus salted dry rub = SALTY SKIN!
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2006, 10:12:17 AM
When I start to hold thanksgiving for my family, I\'m gonna deep fry that son of a bitch ;)
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: GmanJoe on November 28, 2006, 10:35:20 AM
Quote from: Titan
When I start to hold thanksgiving for my family, I\'m gonna deep fry that son of a bitch ;)


Get the electric fryer one. You don\'t wanna burn your whole house down.
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2006, 03:38:08 PM
Quote from: GmanJoe
Get the electric fryer one. You don\'t wanna burn your whole house down.


That\'s why I\'d do it outside far away from my house ;)
Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: politiepet on November 28, 2006, 03:47:50 PM
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Title: Happy Thanksgiving ya sloppy Americans
Post by: Titan on November 28, 2006, 03:53:52 PM
This is very off topic and sorry to throw everyone off a tangent like this but I just read politiepets signature and I have to ask, what the hell was Racer trying to talk about way back then? Looks like he had way too much to drink.