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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on December 04, 2006, 04:18:17 PM
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from a video. A porn video.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192
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here\'s the quote:
And to think he whacked off to her! BWAHAHAHAHA!
I went to visit my parents this year for Thanksgiving, pretty typical American style holiday excursion. I packed up my wife and the twins and headed out Wednesday night on a five hour trip back to the place where I grew up. Needless to say, by the time we got to my parents\' house, we were all pretty exhausted. My wife and I unpacked the car, and as she put the kids to bed, my dad came up to me.
"Son, we need to talk. Tomorrow for dinner we\'re going to be having someone else over."
Well, yeah, duh, my sister and her fiance, right? Well, yeah, them plus someone else.
My father sat me down and went on to explain to me that my sister, my other sister, was coming to visit.
But wait, I didn\'t have another sister?
Wrong.
Turns out my father had an affair when I was really young and I have a half sister I never knew about. OK, I was pissed, sure, but this needed time to process plus I was exhausted from working all day and then driving with 2 crying babies for 5 hours. I hit the bedstack and tried to sleep. I figured I could deal with this in the morning.
Well I woke up and talked to my wife about the whole thing as well as my mom. They both seemed relatively understanding considering my parents were separated at the time and the 25 years that have passed have sort of dulled the hurt of old wounds. Plus, as it turns out, my mom had another boyfriend at the time as well (!!!). How the fuck did happen and me not know about it for 25 years?
Well my dad went to pick up my new half sister at the airport Thursday morning, and we all tired our best to get ready and be calm. My brother in law to be was acting like a douche, so that helped take my mind of the impending scenario. I was never so grateful to see that asshole.
Anyway, my dad comes in with my half sister, and my jaw fucking dropped. I recognized her. It was Kacey.
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My half sister is a porn star/nasty slut/former subject of my jerk off fantasies. Needless to say, I think she realized I recognized her, and dinner was SUPER awkward. She didn\'t really say anything to me about THAT, and I tried to avoid any subject which may lead in any way shape or form to anything vaguely relating to sex.
I woke up this morning, packed up my kids and wife and drove straight home. I explained to my wife in the car on the way home and she understands why I was skeeved. I apologized to my parents that I had to leave, but pretended that I had an emergency call from work and had to go. I didn\'t want to tell them that I had see my sister suck 8 dicks at once or that I had pulled my pud thinking of the idea.
I don\'t know how the hell I am going to talk to my parents now without thinking about my half sister, and not really in a sexy way either. I am pretty confused/angry/agitated right now and I think the shock is subsiding and the other emotions are flooding in. I don\'t really know what to do. Any advice?
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Hahahaha. She is pretty hot though.
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I could not even imagine having a half sister like that woah
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pretty hilarious if its true. I need to see a family picture..
and a money shot picture........
anyway, the dude\'s a hypocrite
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How\'s he a hypocrite?
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i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...
something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.
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Thats one fucked up story. Not just his half sister. But his parents too
Hahahaha. She is pretty hot though.
Hot? She looks mediocre to me
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I\'ve always liked BangBros.
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i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...
something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.
I think he just feels weird knowing he jacked it to someone he\'s related to. Nothing wrong with that.
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I\'ve always liked BangBros.
I have a lot of their stuff. They\'re pretty good. They get some sweet chicks on their porns. I have some videos by Naughty America which are decent. I mean they get the job done.
Hot? She looks mediocre to me
That\'s because you\'re gay.
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^^
She doesn\'t look that great, no.
I have a lot of their stuff. They\'re pretty good. They get some sweet chicks on their porns. I have some videos by Naughty America which are decent. I mean they get the job done.
You really need a girflriend. You always talk about how you hang out with "hot chicks" that "hit on you", but you never seem to do anything about it.
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it never ceases to amaze me how these things do the rounds, I have seen the same thread on about 4 completely different forums in the last 12 hours or so.
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it never ceases to amaze me how these things do the rounds, I have seen the same thread on about 4 completely different forums in the last 12 hours or so.
Pfft, I read it at the source. ;)
But yeah, most of the stuff posted on forums originate from somewhere else.
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That\'s because you\'re gay.
Nah. I just have higher standards ;)
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Nah. I just have higher standards ;)
Goats are not higher standards. But in your little island, Mr Borat, goats are. ;)
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Goats are not higher standards. But in your little island, Mr Borat, goats are. ;)
Thats because I ment women.
;)
But you have this obsession with goats and you always mention them
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Thats because I ment women.
;)
But you have this obsession with goats and you always mention them
Suuuuuuure you like women. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Goats dressed like women. I know how it is in your culture. You goat raping rapist! :p
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She doesn\'t look that great, no.
So. You still wouldn\'t turn that down though.
You really need a girflriend. You always talk about how you hang out with "hot chicks" that "hit on you", but you never seem to do anything about it.
I\'m not looking for a girlfriend. I\'m content with the couple steady hookups I have.
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i was gunna explain it in the post but then it turned all long on conviluted...
something about him being pissed that his half sister, who he didnt even know existed, was in porn. But before that it was alright. Could understand being pissed if it was you\'re actual sister..but this is just some chick he happens to be related to and didnt even know about.
yea i gotta agree, and she\'s aight, nowhere near hot. Only way he really needs to be upset is if he was twistin\' her out, then he found out she was his half sister, but him just jerking off to her? he should only be enbarrassed at the very most. Nothing to pack up and take your whole family back home over. Not unless he really had some type of fascination with her.
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yea i gotta agree, and she\'s aight, nowhere near hot. Only way he really needs to be upset is if he was twistin\' her out, then he found out she was his half sister, but him just jerking off to her? he should only be enbarrassed at the very most. Nothing to pack up and take your whole family back home over. Not unless he really had some type of fascination with her.
So.....It\'s like that with your family, eh? You inbred. :p
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I\'m not looking for a girlfriend. I\'m content with the couple steady hookups I have.
these couple of "steady hookups" wouldn\'t be called L.Hand & R.Hand by any chance, would they?
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these couple of "steady hookups" wouldn\'t be called L.Hand & R.Hand by any chance, would they?
Only when they\'re going through their periods ;)
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Suuuuuuure you like women. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Goats dressed like women. I know how it is in your culture. You goat raping rapist! :p
Seems you know from first hand experience ;)
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Seems you know from first hand experience ;)
Don\'t be shy. We know you have goat legs and a human torso. We understand why you sex with goats.
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When I was a young\'n (17-18) My GF\'s best friend was this smokin\' hot 16 yr-old who was always hittin on me...well I had heard from a mutual friend that she was into internet porn... I stumbled across a video last month that has her in it doing 2 other chicks...somehow it\'s super hot to see a chick you know getting banged with a strap-on while she\'s snackin\' on tuna....
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When I was a young\'n (17-18) My GF\'s best friend was this smokin\' hot 16 yr-old who was always hittin on me...well I had heard from a mutual friend that she was into internet porn... I stumbled across a video last month that has her in it doing 2 other chicks...somehow it\'s super hot to see a chick you know getting banged with a strap-on while she\'s snackin\' on tuna....
Yeah but not if your a half brother tot he girl you don\'t think its hot.
Chizz, I think i might be able to top that. Apparently one of the young gym teachers in my high school was into internet porn and a friend of mine stumbled on her video. He wouldn\'t send it to me though which casts doubt on whether he actually is full of shit or not. She was a hottie so I like to think she was in it ;)
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Don\'t be shy. We know you have goat legs and a human torso. We understand why you sex with goats.
I think you are confusing me with him
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I thought he sexed goats because no girl or guy wants him and he got turned on by the dirty goats.
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So. You still wouldn\'t turn that down though.
Probably not, no.
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I think you are confusing me with him
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TRIPOD!?!?!
I heard you\'re hung like a hamster.
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I think you are confusing me with him
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You\'re living in denial. You are an offspring of a goat and a human goat raping rapist.
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You\'re living in denial. You are an offspring of a goat and a human goat raping rapist.
Noooo.
You just want me to look like that because it turns you on.
Sorry but I cant satisfy your perverted fantasies. ;)
I thought he sexed goats because no girl or guy wants him and he got turned on by the dirty goats.
Actually Gman had sex with goats because I rejected him.
TRIPOD!?!?!
I heard you\'re hung like a hamster.
They hung hamsters??? :eek:
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They hung hamsters??? :eek:
Chizzy is saying that you have a hamster penis.
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Chizzy is saying that you have a hamster penis.
But I never showed him my penis thats why he thinks that.
Wait a sec.....I know why you sai dthat. You people are provoking me to post a real size pic of my penis :eek:
PERVERTS!!
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According the the goats you\'ve raped, they say that you hump a lot...but there is no penetration. It\'s your tongue and fist that bothers them.
You have a weird culture.
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I cant believe you are still provoking me to show you my dick :eek:
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Just use your imagination guys. Jeesh, i dissapear for a month or so and the whole dam forum goes to hell
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Just use your imagination guys. Jeesh, i dissapear for a month or so and the whole dam forum goes to hell
You know why he goes by Unic? Coz he\'s a eunuch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch
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Wb. And Take These Pervs Away From Meeeee!!!
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I\'d still hit it.
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I cant believe you are still provoking me to show you my dick :eek:
Why not? We all could use a good laugh :shy:
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I\'d hit it too. And you all would, no doubt about it.
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I\'d hit it too. And you all would, no doubt about it.
Not if she\'s your sister....unless that\'s what hobbits are into.
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I\'d hit it too. And you all would, no doubt about it.
If the family doesn\'t know...Blackmail her for sex!
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Why not? We all could use a good laugh :shy:
Yeah thats what you call it now ;)
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Yeah thats what you call it now ;)
I have no interest in your penis. I heard Cypriots have small penises and wide assholes so what do you have to offer? :running:
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I have no interest in your penis. I heard Cypriots have small penises and wide assholes so what do you have to offer? :running:
But you have lots of interest. Thats why you are still provoking me for a picture. We are meditteranean people. We are ment to have big penises and brownish skin. ;)
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My old boss did porn under the name azalea lee, I was looking through one day didn\'t recognize her, but the voice and then it did a close up and I was like OMFG, crazy shit considering she was both mine and my soon to be wife\'s boss. She said she made mad money from it though, so I guess more power to her.
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titan getting owned by uni!!!
who\'d have thunk it?
:D
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titan getting owned by uni!!!
who\'d have thunk it?
:D
Titan may be gay....but he\'s no goat rapist. :p
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true, I have to admit that.
he\'ll take a choad for the team, but he\'s no goat rapist.
:)
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Titan may be gay....but he\'s no goat rapist. :p
Exactly. I\'m more of a sheep person anyway. All that wool while I\'m pushing really turns me on.