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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fre4d4 on December 29, 2006, 03:02:29 PM
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My wife remembered and got me the joystick i have been looking for since i joined this forum. Woo hoo , its about time
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*inset penis joke here*
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That didn\'t take long to pull out a penis joke. What is sad is that I thought of a penis joke as soon as I saw the thread title :p
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After reading fred\'s post it still sounds like a penis. :p
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i wonder if the word penis will appear in all the posts in this thread aside from the first?
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Penis?
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What are you going to be using the joystick for? Any particular games?
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joystick simulator 2007
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Evi! You broke the penis trend. You suck.....major penis ;)
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Your killin me guys lol.No for those who recall when i i irst signed up here, i was looking fo a joystick for the ps2 for ace combat 5 i believe. Well she finally picked one up for me
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Your killin me guys lol.No for those who recall when i i irst signed up here, i was looking fo a joystick for the ps2 for ace combat 5 i believe. Well she finally picked one up for me
So it only took her two years? Women! ;)
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So it only took her two years? Women! ;)
Women are nuts. My mom is the perfect example. She goes crazy over nothing. Her and my dad started fighting about a hose on new years morning....at 9:30 in the morning! I was pissed. I almost went out of my room to yell "shut the fuck up I\'m trying to sleep" to them. Wouldn\'t be the first time :)
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my mum can be like that, she tends to get pissy about the littlest thing, the sort of thing everyone else would shrug their shoulders at.
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my mum can be like that, she tends to get pissy about the littlest thing, the sort of thing everyone else would shrug their shoulders at.
The worst thing my mom ever did was she came into my room one day when I was with a girl and she started yelling at me because I moved the toilet paper from my parents bathroom to mine, because I was out. It was embarrassing as hell. I wouldn\'t have minded if she did it after the girl left but I was in the middle of making out with this girl when my mom came bursting in my room. I was pissed. She heard about it after my friend left.
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heh heh i still call my dual shock controller "joystick"...must be from thee old atari 2600 days! i remember going thru at least a dozen of those joysticks....it would almost always wear out in either the left direction or the up direction..:p
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heh heh i still call my dual shock controller "joystick"...must be from thee old atari 2600 days! i remember going thru at least a dozen of those joysticks....it would almost always wear out in either the left direction or the up direction..:p
Kind of like your penis :boat:
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^^^everytime i get it up, you always find a way to get it back down..my vanilla love slave...:gfight:
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^^^everytime i get it up, you always find a way to get it back down..my vanilla love slave...:gfight:
Oh you :gfight:
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Yes sammy, i cant believe it took two years either but she picked one up Oh and so you other guys wont feel bad
PENIS LOL
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Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana\'s lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts
Oh yeah, now this is getting good [sips some wine]
Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald\'s penis very hard.
[taps his chin with his left index finger]
His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his
[pauses]
penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse\'s leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis. Diana\'s nipples........
Chapter 18
Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about.
Oh yeah, Mr. Hat. Hot lesbo scene comin\' up!
And as Rebecca\'s naked body lay before her, Diana couldn\'t help but feel aroused.
"Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me." Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca\'s bare stomach with her fingertips…It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warn to the touch. In Rebecca\'s mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises.
[unconsciously, his right hand lowers down towards his crotch and is soon out of view, but the arm moves around some…]
They presented themselves tall and mighty all around her, with
[catches himself in the act] Mr. Hat, what the hell are you doing?! [looks around to see that no one is watching, then happily] Oh, Mr. Hat.
:)